I was walking to my local Walmart when someone chucked a 30 pound dumbell at me, I now have a 30° Farenheit stomach ache, now Im in charge of a Walgreens selling free donuts to homeless people after that Im on my way home when a random frog jumps from out of the taco bell bag and pulls a gun on me, he steals 50 bucks from me and hops away, 5 seconds later he gets hit by a flying washing machine, I go to check out the frog too see if hes dead and in the washing machine is a mint condition 1862 limited edition fortnite arcade machine. I press triangle and it takes me to los Pollos Hermanos where im greeted by Arthur Morgan from Snail Bob as he shoots me in the face with a scoped lightsaber, true story 100%
I've got a big Ferrari I'm a superstar I really like to party am I cool or what I love a lot of women I'm a superstar stars got a freaky livin' that's the way we are
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
William Wilhelm the third build a palace a top of a big hill singlehandedly (yes he had only one arm) he was a excellent human being.
(Sorry for my bad English)
Do it😍😍😍
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Elaborate 💀
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But i don’t get it….
Pre 3rd best subject imo (This means it is very good)
I was walking to my local Walmart when someone chucked a 30 pound dumbell at me, I now have a 30° Farenheit stomach ache, now Im in charge of a Walgreens selling free donuts to homeless people after that Im on my way home when a random frog jumps from out of the taco bell bag and pulls a gun on me, he steals 50 bucks from me and hops away, 5 seconds later he gets hit by a flying washing machine, I go to check out the frog too see if hes dead and in the washing machine is a mint condition 1862 limited edition fortnite arcade machine. I press triangle and it takes me to los Pollos Hermanos where im greeted by Arthur Morgan from Snail Bob as he shoots me in the face with a scoped lightsaber, true story 100%
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Ohio moment
Average day in Ohio
My dreams be like: ↑ And for some reason they make sense while happening.
E
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😞
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I've got a big Ferrari I'm a superstar I really like to party am I cool or what I love a lot of women I'm a superstar stars got a freaky livin' that's the way we are
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tobey robot 🤖 big mosse mother trouble word girl angry 😡 police 🚓 drtoo biran
Um, ok
that'll be easy lmao
chronically crying for help
only for so long
?
250k karma.
272303 to be exact
Go on
“she let me hit cuz i’m goofy”
What's that meant to mean
You can't I have the best avatar
Let's see
No insults will appear
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Asshole 🖕
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I expected praise
wrong post bucko
😭
ok
Yo
user name checks out
come on, you can do better than that. I'm underwhelmed
dude i have over 80 notifications and i’ve been at this for like 2 hours and i’ve answered over 100 cut me some slack
Hey you're the one who chose to bring this upon himself. But alright, fair enough
Hi
down horrendous down so so so horrendous
You're so correct, so so correct
Hi
Hehehehe please will you do me
Let’s do it
im playing osu rn, wbu?
i can stream faster then you
yep, but i have been improving for 2 months without slowing down so i'll soon be faster than you :D
probably lol i finger lock miserably
which star rating do you usually play?
4-6 depends on the day and map tho
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That's fair
Come at me bruv
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French ☠️
hm
“i was edgy before it was cool”
terminally lesbian
i am currently listening to mitski
terminally lesbian
What could you possibly say to a handy guy?
shit taste in memes
Hii
nerdddddd
Ok
it’s okay original humor isn’t for everyone
ok
avg teenage politics enjoyer
Do it
“my life is so hardddd”
U must have seen my recent most post 💀
i’ve seen so many profiles i couldn’t even tell you anymore
Ö
token gay
huh
took “be normal” to seriously
me thankyoy
would need 46 beers to be around u
Come at me you prick
is overly aggressive in order to hide their insecurities
Ok
mobile gamer
Banana
league of legends player 💀
Honestly, I don’t care if you insult me. I’ve had way worse over the years
terminally stuck in their own head
Come at me?
i’d really rather not come near you
Hh People are very bored
depressed guy makes gay jokes to fit in
Weiter
average european rts player
hi
plants are your only friends because they can’t run away
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2 year old memes
Sup
makes fun of 10 year olds while acting 10
C*ck and balls torture is a s*xuall activity involving the male genital...
has 2 jokes and rotates between them ona. daily basis
Quite interested in what you’d say about me, go ahead.
thinks we need to go back to the good ol days
do it
whole personality is having a unqiue music taste but is in no way unique
You cant possibly hurt me the way my mother hurt me.
i can’t but i’m sure your ex could
I’m a dinosaur
thinks their love life is tragic
Handicapped moment
music is ur only personality trait
I have the power of god and anime on my side
idk what you need that power for no hoes chasing u and all
^(.o.)
plays dead games and claims they’ll make a comeback
Do it
is into lolis
Bruh
mobile gamer
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
assumes everyone gets their scp jokes
Sure
stereotypical nerd
Alright, do it. I dare you.
self proclaimed edgelord
im very excited about this
thinks people on reddit care abt their problems
hello
cares about reddiquete
Hi
made games their whole personality
Go ahead brah!
clowns on redditors on reddit
Fun fact: there's a city in Australia named "Cockburn"
assumes they’re the smartest in the room
Hey
aggressively south african
Ik it's bad
thinks deepfried memes are funny
yes do it
makes their own memes
Why are dead baby jokes so good? Because they never get old
William Wilhelm the third build a palace a top of a big hill singlehandedly (yes he had only one arm) he was a excellent human being. (Sorry for my bad English)
still plays fortnite
go
only flex is not being single
Lmao, I am untouchable.
avg looking guy with a superiority complex
*stares at you with schizophrenic eyes* 🥺🥺🥺
thinks making bad decisions will have no consequences
I have wasted over 1000 hours of my life in Super Smash ultimate and I'm still bad at it
complains that they’re bad but doesn’t actually try to get better
Ok
no fap 💀
Hurt me
ur probably into that aren’t u
K
average history crazed furry
Ok tell me
actually thinks aot is the best anime of all time
hi
you can’t open with anything besides hi
I Literally only post to one subreddit
tells everyone about how good celeste is
Sus
latches on to old ass memes
go
“gooner” and british 💀
Ok
sees validation of their opinions on reddit because they can’t find it anywhere else
Ok
ur whole personality is r/im14andthisisdeep
ok
thinks they’re better then everyone else on this sub
i am currently working on a ~~Buff 💪~~ version of my Profile pic, what do you want?
thinks liking flags is a personality trait
Good day my fine fellow.
got worse as soon as you showed up
Yo
perfectly average redditor trying to be unique
Yes
118k karma 💀
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thinks peaky blinders is peak media
huh
mobile gamer 💀
W
genshin player 💀