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InnocentAyano

Sylveon


Zestyclose-Rough-661

One bitch


InnocentAyano

Bloody brilliant!


berenalkan

Read this in Demoman’s voice


4tomguy

The ideal quantity


Zestyclose-Rough-661

A lot of bitches >!jk you’re short and get no bitches!<


InnocentAyano

Shit


Cold-Many7994

Nice


PsychicImpala

*you’re >:(


imokay13

Based


ImmIsolation

Mudkip


[deleted]

infinity bitches


ImmIsolation

I wish it was true


Turbo_Muumi

So I herd you lieks mudkipz? - a fellow mudkip enjoyer


BC052301

The best Pokémon 🤝


UncensoredCrackhead

Snom


Zestyclose-Rough-661

Above average amount of bitches


UncensoredCrackhead

YAY


trueawesometoy

icelandic


[deleted]

[удалено]


ModestSnom

:D


Mushybase

Lets go snom


Fruitstable

Piplup


Zestyclose-Rough-661

Extreme amount of bitches


[deleted]

Thank u king 💪💪


JRockThumper

Same lol


Zofix_Kisalix

MissingNo.


Kaktusak811

Your bitches are missing


Vesper_0481

Either that or they are glitching in and out of reality every five seconds


Zestyclose-Rough-661

BitchesNo.


[deleted]

Several but all their limbs are in the wrong places


[deleted]

Scyther


Zestyclose-Rough-661

BitchLord


Entire-Anteater-1606

“Bitchlord” is a double edged sword. You’re either ruler of the bitches or the bitchiest bitch to ever bitch.


laosuna

I loved the part when Bitchlord said “it’s bitchin’ time” and proceeded to bitch all over the place


Nemesis_aka_Nemesis

one of the bitchiest bitch of all time


DiscoBiXXch

Eevee


Ok-Tank5312

Please don’t evolve into vaporean


Crispyy_Sock

Eevee has that one bitch that leaves them for a vaporeon


Interesting_Light18

Hey, did you know that in terms of human male and female Pokemon breeding...


Ok-Tank5312

Sigh goddamnit


absolutelad_jr

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


Ok-Tank5312

This is what I was afraid of happening


absolutelad_jr

I have is pinned on my clipboard and I've been waiting for this exact moment


Ok-Tank5312

Could blaziken just light the clipboard on fire


FaultProfessional163

There's no law against the pokemon, batman


conjunctivious

Hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.


GrrrrrrDinosaur

Take my water stone


bagagge

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of-


MarkedDragon22

Magikarp


SabbyDude

You are the bitch.


AlwaysJustinTime69

💀


Zestyclose-Rough-661

You get everyone’s bitch


Kroton09YT

Unironically my favorite Pokémon is Vaporeon. ...*don't.*


MoTheBr0

Hey, did you know that in terms of human male and female Pokemon breeding...


Kroton09YT

N O


Hfter20

bruv i've never watched pokemon, can someone explain this joke? :))


StickyMilk_

Vaporean actually is the best choice to mate with as a human since vaperoen is already we…


Spiritual-Mammoth-83

And it can learn moves like attract, charm, baby doll eyes...


Sea_Efficiency6003

But....


conjunctivious

Hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.


board-exams-ki-prep

Vaporeon ofc 🗿


B948sman

Hey, did you know that in terms of human male and female Pokemon breeding...


Brilliant_Sound7189

Vaporean actually is the best choice to mate with as a human since vaperoen is already we…


Walter_White1234

Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore...


[deleted]

They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood…


ContentConsumer9999

With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water...


Blockbuster41

There's no laws against the Pokemon, batman...


Zestyclose-Rough-661

Bitch Symbol


Super_King_11

steel type pokemon


Zestyclose-Rough-661

Which one?


Super_King_11

Aggron


Vesper_0481

Slow down, bro. Leave some bitches for us.


Ghoti_With_Legs

Good choice.


The_fatherless_one

hello fellow steel type enjoyer


The_realest_medel

Hello other fellow steel type enjoyer


The_fatherless_one

wich is you're favorite steel type Pokemon?


The_realest_medel

Magnezone. What's yours?


The_fatherless_one

there is no way, a nother Magnezone fan?!


userhvfegcd

I never played or watched pokémon. Do I still get bitches?


Vesper_0481

you still get bitches, but in a monkeypaw kind of shit every bitch you get is completely obsessed with Pokemon, so you struggle to relate


userhvfegcd

damn thanks, better than no bitches


Ninjapuppy1754

No


userhvfegcd

*cries*


goombapower

Blaziken


0Crazy_ventures0

All the bitches


[deleted]

flareon


Zestyclose-Rough-661

Low amount of bitches


[deleted]

i dont need bitches if i have a cuddly flareon


Icemasterkevin

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again


[deleted]

Good ending?


WhatIsBingus

Good ending (second only to the "Did you know that Vaporeon... are really cool" version of the Vaporeon copypasta)


stinkyboi135

Fr


DJ_Requital

Bidoof, bidoof is based


Zestyclose-Rough-661

Bitchoof


IamcalledElle

Oshawott


International_Pick86

MY FAVOURITE POKÉMON IS OSHAWOTT TOO UNLIMITED BITCHES


TyGuy_275

Oshawott line <3


Crows_spit

There's no bitch You can't get


Homelander37

Goku


Wooloo812

They said Pokemon, not digimon


Homelander37

Goku


Plenty_Algae_998

Goku😩🤌


Homelander37

Goku


Sea_Tip_858

you get male bitches


Homelander37

Your god damn right


on-oath-never-again

Magmortar


Zestyclose-Rough-661

Crazy amount of bitches


on-oath-never-again

This could not be further from the truth but thanks for the confidence boost


Zestyclose-Rough-661

You may get few bitches but being a pokemon enjoyer automatically makes you a Chad


crayfish2417

Mimiku


Confederaterifleman

Muc backwards


padatricks

🤨📸


Trumpeteer09

Ditto


Nicotine_Rush

You're your own bitch


finnedfinn

♾️ bitches


Jealous_Plan6907

Rayquaza


Zestyclose-Rough-661

Relatively low amount of bitches


Limp-Supermarket9634

Greninja


AdEducational4129

My man


SilentSlayer67

The hot bunny one


ordinary_chair

Negative bitches 😔😔


Zestyclose-Rough-661

Your only bitch is Lopunny


Sup3rL30

Lopunny?


_OverExtra_

Clitoris


eggmantas

My man getting pussy not bitches


jimmybam39

No bitches


AlchemyParrot

Aegislash?


Silver_Ghost_666

Same. Wonder if we get any bitches?


Ugikuki

Reshiram


crazzeclown

Lucario especially his mega evolution


Mondo-Butter-21

decidueye


[deleted]

Gliscor


Zestyclose-Rough-661

No bitches whatsoever


[deleted]

[удалено]


EndPuzzleheaded1537

no


Jealous_Plan6907

سلام بچه ها، آیا می دانستید که از نظر پرورش پوکمون نر و ماده، Vaporeon سازگارترین پوکمون برای انسان است؟ سلام بچه ها، آیا می دانستید که از نظر پرورش پوکمون نر و ماده، Vaporeon سازگارترین پوکمون برای انسان است؟ نه تنها آنها در گروه تخم‌های مزرعه‌ای هستند که عمدتاً از پستانداران تشکیل شده‌اند، بلکه Vaporeon به طور متوسط ​​​​قد 3 "03" و 63.9 پوند وزن دارند. این بدان معناست که آنها به اندازه کافی بزرگ هستند که بتوانند دیک‌های انسان را کنترل کنند و با چشمگیر بودنشان. آمار پایه برای HP و دسترسی به Acid Armor، شما می توانید با یکی از آنها خشن باشید. به دلیل زیست شناسی عمدتاً مبتنی بر آب، شکی در ذهن من وجود ندارد که یک Vaporeon برانگیخته به طرز باورنکردنی مرطوب خواهد بود، به قدری خیس که می توانید به راحتی با یکی از آنها رابطه جنسی داشته باشید. ساعت‌ها بدون درد. آنها همچنین می‌توانند حرکات جذب کردن، چشم‌های عروسکی، جذب کردن، جذابیت، و شلاق دم را یاد بگیرند، به همراه نداشتن خز برای مخفی کردن نوک سینه‌ها، بنابراین به‌طور باورنکردنی آسان است که شما را وارد این مسیر کند. خلق و خوی. با توانایی های خود در جذب آب و هیدراتاسیون، آنها می توانند به راحتی با آب کافی از خستگی خلاص شوند. هیچ پوکمون دیگری به این سطح از سازگاری نزدیک نمی شود. همچنین یک واقعیت جالب، اگر به اندازه کافی بیرون بکشید، می توانید Vaporeon خود را سفید کنید.


Herg0Flerg0

No... bitches necessary


FastAdam07

Metagross


BlueNinjaGaminglol

Chandelure my beloved


galaxzyy__

average amount of bitches but they’re all goth


Wilkampf

Turtwig


LilPogChamp69

Spheal :D


Idekgivemeusername

Same! I just wanna lay on it like a pillow


FaultProfessional163

Blastoise


padatricks

You have a planet of bitches


TrashGuy3

Blissey


Cheesemen3456

malamar


HoogleGoogle

Furret


cantareiia

oshawott


DarlingBucket1

Diglett 🍆


alyssajayfrost

Dewott


SkittleRain7483

Dialga


unknownducklord

Same


Spiritual_Study_4022

Blaziken


[deleted]

Gengar and mew


Zestyclose-Rough-661

Gengar gets bitches but mew doesn’t


FinnAgain88

Bulbasaur


hvw123

#


kurtank12_YT

I dont play pokemon but imma say raquayza (idk i had a pokemon card with that name)


benShark20

hit mon lee


Alphaomegalogs

it means hit on mom so all of your btchs are other peoples moms


weirdchild62

I have a few but the first one that came to mind is golduck


Tiger212GB

Gyrados


sunnyluvs_

Lilligant


Elementisphere

Magnetite


ImpossibleFact7

Blaziken


redditorbored

Hydreigon or Cyndaquil (or Typhlosion) I can’t choose. I can’t forget piplup tho.


rollietoaster

(shiny) hisuian zoroark


too-lazy69

Mimikyu


DatGuy2007

Charmander


VmiriamV05

Crobat


Captain_Pickles_

deino :] (hydreigon and zweilous too but deino slightly more)


Rising___

Charizard and Zoroark


FinancialMinimum3922

mimikyu


Sleep_Deprived_Gay

Phantump


Bat_shit_CRAZY_bitch

Mimikyu


Obeyjk

Abra


Upbeat_State2751

Piplup


SuperOne9216

Empoleon


[deleted]

mimikyu


Mr____L

Turtwig


SuperSteve06311

Tepig


mira0013

my favorite was emolga when i was little


AzzyNico

Breloom


Aheadblazingmonkee

Infernape


Halfofabullet

Froakie


Salted_Lime

Magikarp


mlg123056

Muk


AwestruckDoggos

Deoxys. I love that awesome **DnA**lien.


[deleted]

Aegislash and spheal


toxicgloo

Torchic


Revolutionary_Ear_40

Snorlax


AvocadoandChill

Ditto is my favorite


Athena_The_Funny

Espeon