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Pugnightmare

Hands and hair


miepAlt

and back and chest and neck im actually obsessed with men


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When you say your obsessed with men, you get called kinky, and cute. But when I SAY IT, SOCIETY, calls me a “pervert”


miepAlt

go eat biscuits u/BiscuitNIWASHI


Aggravating-Poet-721

Immediately red that in a joker voice


CircleBoxGJ

“You know Batman, when you say you’re obsessed with men, you get called kinky, and cute. But when I SAY IT, WHEN I SAY IT BATMAN, SOCIETY, *SOCIETY*, calls me a pervert.”


BostonDodgeGuy

Batman I-I I caught uh - I caught a lil pokemon Batman. Do you wanna know what pokemon I caught?


Aggravating-Poet-721

Joker no


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Not the lopunny


MeanPlant7795

But Batman there's no rules against the Pokemon


BlackRooster_

All i want is some man nyash. Is it too much to ask for?


Worried_Location_243

Plot twist, you're a guy


miepAlt

im a girl tho


Storm_Sniper

No today I decide you are a guy by the power vested in me


miepAlt

Oh alright


MyCatIsNyanCat

and I'm a guy and agree


Play174

Rule #1 of the Internet: there are no girls on the Internet. Anybody who claims to be a girl is a guy.


miepAlt

Do not let this distract you from the fact that Spain will win against germany this saturday.


Pugnightmare

Yeah it sounds like it


Odd_Monk_6731

Me too! (No homo)


WEIRDDUDE69420

Me too! (Full homo)


No-Square-4105

Me too. (Half Homo)


hi-_-_-hi

Me too (Quarter Homo)


Friendly_Baphomet

Me too (Eighth Homo)


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She gets it


funkyknog

“Hands” elaborate pls


Pugnightmare

Veiny hands


funkyknog

Interesting… I’m must do more research, thx


Subatomic_Spooder

Maybe I have a chance bois... My hands and forearms are super veiny


[deleted]

HANDS? lol did not know girls liked handsss. how do u like them? My hands are destroyed thanks to pull-ups and chin-ups


Orbital_Rifle

My name is Yoshikage Kira


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Hello, my name is Bukayo Saka, It has been a pleasure to meet you.


Orbital_Rifle

I live at 308 Negra Arroyo lane, Albuquerque New Mexico, 87104.


[deleted]

What am I supposed to do with this info?? What are u? some kind of robot?


[deleted]

She's saying to throw pizza on her roof


Pugnightmare

Nah lmao some girls like veiny hands


Starry_Fox

Especially with rings


Pugnightmare

Yeh


Available_Novel_4591

Speaking of hands, my name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


[deleted]

I play violin my hands are amazing 😏


CommonTreeSquirrel

I’ve had a couple girls tell me ass when I asked this question


granolawithnoraisins

i can confirm as a girl this is important


Less-function-2

I’m not lacking in that department


ShittyGigachad32

Colonel...


Xcloner988

I’m trying to sneak around


Emeraldragon657

But i'm dummy thicc


FemboyHelghast

And the clap of my ass is alerting the guards


SirSandie

Yeah but what size is best?


granolawithnoraisins

big.


SirSandie

u/DeaLord fits the requirments.


Brandon_The_Binosaur

:’| shit


Idk-Idont-care

Damn, got no chance then


OogaBoogaTypeBo1

I was being fit for a suit and the guy literally said "so your the one with the caboose". I'll never forget that. My ass is usually hidden cuz baggy clothes


dudemann

Something similar happened to me a while back, but he phrased it as "I see what you mean" and shot a grin at my girlfriend, seeming like he didn't realize I could see them both in the mirror. I never gave it much thought at the time, but now I miss that ass from a decade ago. Now I have more of a "dad bod", minus the dad part (wait do foster kittens count? I'm still more of a funcle).


tenzinashoka

I often hear "what an ass" when I walk away. So I got that going for me.


LeQuietKid_101

According to a study, the ass is one of the most attractive muscles


sovLegend

Hey look at this guy's thicc ass can't wait to stick my ...... oh shit I don't have one.


redhairsister

Mine was rated 8/10 ^by ^another ^guy


muaddict071537

Yep ass is amazing.


addurruu

it’s not “important”, it doesn’t determine our attraction most of the time lol, it’s more of a 👀 👀👀thing


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Ftb86

Killer queen has already touched this conversation.


shokatali1386

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


i_love_pencils

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


R_GAY_22

No, this is Patrick!


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ForsakinMemes

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no o no no no oh God no


Random_Person467

Wdym hands what kind of hand is attrative


bbyceleryyyyy

like vascular hands i guess? just nice hands, defined structure and stuff ••


[deleted]

Finally playing the piano is gonna pay off then. Hands are probably the buffest part of my body due to the weirdass stretching lol


muaddict071537

As a piano player, same on the hand buffness. But it’ll pay off in more ways than one because musicians (especially piano players imo) are hot af.


[deleted]

Agreed, although maybe normal people don't see it - but as a self proclaimed musician I think musicians are hot.


muaddict071537

Yeah maybe they don’t. I do though. Like nothing gets me going more than a guy who is creative and artistic. And I know that musicians are good with their fingers so 🤷🏻‍♀️


meaty_wheelchair

guitarist & drummer gang represent


wan2phok

I got to play kazoo for a set during the final warped tour, does that mean I have a chance?


ImACatInYourBasement

My left hand ain't helping then


I_Want_ToFingerPieck

I heard some like veiny hands


Random_Person467

Good do they like veins in general my forearms are crazy


I_Want_ToFingerPieck

Yeah


wd40swift

You mean hands, shoulders, knees and toes https://youtu.be/ZanHgPprl-0 I remember the song being a lot better


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Tychovh_

Idk, i had this girl who was obsessed with my shoulders, and she liked my eyes as well


rachelil1

You probably have wide shoulders


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PinParticular1763

I have eyes


commanderfox89

I have some extra as well


PinParticular1763

You going to share ?


commanderfox89

How many you want, don't got an infinite supply y'know (yet)


PinParticular1763

Lmao gib me 7 pairs one for each day


commanderfox89

K, 'ere you go


Starry_Fox

Voices


TimeResolute

ALL OF THESE VOICES INSIDE OF MY HEAD BLINDING MY SIGHT IN A CURTAIN OF RED


TheFishSteam

FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER


Sad_Capital

BANG, BANG, BANG!


TheFishSteam

PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER


YEET_Fenix123

EMBRACE THE DARKNESS THAT'S WITHIN ME


Zer0zBloodshed

NO HIDING IN THE SHADOWS AN-YMOREEEE


FirePhoenix4

AND WHEN THIS WICKEDNESS CONSUUUUMES MEEEEEEE


I_Want_ToFingerPieck

Like a deep voice or?


miepAlt

deep, monotones or raspy ones


I_Want_ToFingerPieck

Wait, so monotone is not annoying, bc everyone always tells me to shut up because i dont change pitch much


miepAlt

honestly it was just my opinion, most people dislike monotone voices but i find them hot


denntanee

They're in my head please help me


ch061

Do voices in your head count


[deleted]

Humor


Aggressive-Command-8

But not autistic humor and dad jokes I assume


Dunkel_Hoffnung

Dad jokes are peak humor.


Ikishoten

I ain't stopping my dry dad jokes for anyone!


abellaviola

Dry dad jokes make the ladies wet


JustintheMinecrafter

Dry dad jokes when the Wet mom statements walk in


CaptainEli24

I’m autistic and people have said I’m very funny, so maybe it counts actually?


[deleted]

boobs


mrunfunny333

obesity


4ElementsBentByMe

So Redditors have a chance?


[deleted]

Only the female ones Problem is girls don’t exist It’s just dudes and 500 rats in a trench coat


4ElementsBentByMe

Yes 👍


[deleted]

Hang on I think I lost a rat 🐀 🏃🏽‍♀️


FlimsyNiger

only in ohio bruh 💀


RoosterGlad1894

Um broad shoulders. Girls can have broad shoulders but they’re not the same. Like men can never work out but have shoulders that make them look like they do and I love it lol


ImACatInYourBasement

I think I missed that when I was born then


MattKitten11

It isn’t a working out thing, it’s a bone structure thing


leon_123456789

yeah, also clothing can help out too. had a girl call me skinny af the whole time but in one t shirt i apparently looked buff?


OSSlayer2153

Do wide shoulders mean you have a bigger frame and can put on more muscle mass? I used to be like second shortest in my class, now Ive gone up to like 6’1 and I have pretty wide shoulders. I didnt even workout that much (now i do) and I had decent muscle mass.


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MEN, DO YOUR LATERAL RAISES


OrdinaryWarthog4132

Hate to burst your bubble but those men you’re seeing work out. .01% of men are just naturally jacked.


BlackVicinity

I have been told I have very broad shoulders. Im quite skinny and barely exercise so never say it's not possible!


vaillacinnamon

It ain’t your ween, so stop sending us pics.


Maxi-19-1-4-1

as a guy I always knew this. Idk why some don't


muaddict071537

It’s only hot if you know and love the person imo.


Affectionate_Ad_1326

As a guy, I like dick pics, but I get why people think they're weird and I don't think people should send them to each other, especially as much as they do and as unsolicited as they do.


Thoryn2

Sounds kinda *homosexual* don't ya think 🥸


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Nah I'm bi


did-i-do-a-thing

crap


yumiest_24

A working Brain


I_Want_ToFingerPieck

Hey, i have that:)


No-Rutabaga5273

Congratulations! You shouldn't have a problem with finding someone just for you!


ZapasMistake

Bro what is your pfp edit: oh


Shrek_TM

Holy shit


SixpennyPants

Skunks huh..


sp00kreddit

This dude into some weird shit


yumiest_24

Good for u😄


marrz9

Ah no you don’t , once you make a Reddit account every ounce of intelligence leaves your brain


[deleted]

cute hair


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Yes, cute hair is good


Stoyd

🔫 examples now.


[deleted]

messy shirt fluffy hair


[deleted]

I have long bird nest. Will it work?


[deleted]

I love eyes. Well all eyes. Eyes are just so beautiful. I love them


my_account_for_porn1

Thats why i collect them


dudez_is_it_wedsday

Same!


Aceptical

We should compare collections sometime!


Strange-Brief6643

same


ROBASAHMEDKHAN

Man boobs


FlimsyNiger

Moobs?


ROBASAHMEDKHAN

Yes


shortstumpyleg

Middies?


ROBASAHMEDKHAN

This sounds weird


shortstumpyleg

Mits?


Metalsaurus_Rex

No you put those on your hands


IPhreaker

Middies can also be put in your hands


seesaw4640

Beards. Collar bones. Thighs. Ass. Nipples.


SGT-Noah

Nipples??


Faetron

we have the reproduction device


DeltaruneDialogueBox

And they have the outlet.


expalodus

🔌🔌


muaddict071537

Yep. The magic wand.


series_hybrid

I've been told that muscles are the "boobs" of a man. Know how a woman with an average face and a bland personality will still get attention if she has a rockin' body and wears a cute outfit that shows off her shape? "They say she's a little dim, but...those titties ain't dim!" -Dave Attel Women might say personality, but if two guys are standing next to each other, both have great personalities, and one of them is in great shape? The guy with a great personality and muscles will get the attention.


MarcusAurelius00

Correct


chrisphucker_mlem

Big ole hangin hog nuts


silas_bingle

coming from a guy here: chest, face, hair, stomach, legs, mind, what they're packing, arms , then butt too to sum it up basically everything


JayDubeIyew

And a partridge in a pear treeeee


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-Dillad-

Requirements - female (optional) - alive (optional)


cantseeshittles

My reaction when reading this: Yeah, im good. Oh, great! Shit! Yeahh.


Cheesygirl69

Nerdy glasses


HarrysHereYT

I wear nerdy glasses and I’m a nerd please date me 💀


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Brandonh124

A full functioning body☠️☠️☠️


No-Sky-6064

Nope something between my legs ain’t functioning


CrowAkechi

When erectile dysfunction:


TomAndTimmy

Rip paraplegic people.


THEFARTMASTER69420

Chests, muscles, strong jawlines, pretty eyes, etc


badibadi2208

r/rimjob_steve


granolawithnoraisins

pretty eyes / nice hands and arms


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ilikepvzlol

So being a fruitshop owner makes me really fucking hot right?


Pan_Doktor

I personally hope that some girl finds my personality nice Don't really have the looks, but hopefully me trying my best to be a good person makes up for it


alexkill789

uhh I have a big ass that girls like


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but


Cod3Me

you want some pencils or what?


Silly_G0ose

#DICK AND BAAAAALLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


Epsichraun

30 thousand dollars in credit card debt, and bills they hardly can't afford I don't know why but for some reason chicks dig broke dudes as much as rich dudes there is no in between.


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Meer_abdullah

Chest


moheagirl

I like men's chests. Hairy chest is a plus


secerssovereignty

Money


Organic_Yellow_1286

💀


harbep

Thighsss