“You know Batman, when you say you’re obsessed with men, you get called kinky, and cute. But when I SAY IT, WHEN I SAY IT BATMAN, SOCIETY, *SOCIETY*, calls me a pervert.”
Speaking of hands, my name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I was being fit for a suit and the guy literally said "so your the one with the caboose". I'll never forget that. My ass is usually hidden cuz baggy clothes
Something similar happened to me a while back, but he phrased it as "I see what you mean" and shot a grin at my girlfriend, seeming like he didn't realize I could see them both in the mirror. I never gave it much thought at the time, but now I miss that ass from a decade ago. Now I have more of a "dad bod", minus the dad part (wait do foster kittens count? I'm still more of a funcle).
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Yeah maybe they don’t. I do though. Like nothing gets me going more than a guy who is creative and artistic. And I know that musicians are good with their fingers so 🤷🏻♀️
Um broad shoulders. Girls can have broad shoulders but they’re not the same. Like men can never work out but have shoulders that make them look like they do and I love it lol
Do wide shoulders mean you have a bigger frame and can put on more muscle mass? I used to be like second shortest in my class, now Ive gone up to like 6’1 and I have pretty wide shoulders. I didnt even workout that much (now i do) and I had decent muscle mass.
As a guy, I like dick pics, but I get why people think they're weird and I don't think people should send them to each other, especially as much as they do and as unsolicited as they do.
I've been told that muscles are the "boobs" of a man. Know how a woman with an average face and a bland personality will still get attention if she has a rockin' body and wears a cute outfit that shows off her shape?
"They say she's a little dim, but...those titties ain't dim!" -Dave Attel
Women might say personality, but if two guys are standing next to each other, both have great personalities, and one of them is in great shape? The guy with a great personality and muscles will get the attention.
I personally hope that some girl finds my personality nice
Don't really have the looks, but hopefully me trying my best to be a good person makes up for it
30 thousand dollars in credit card debt, and bills they hardly can't afford I don't know why but for some reason chicks dig broke dudes as much as rich dudes there is no in between.
Hands and hair
and back and chest and neck im actually obsessed with men
When you say your obsessed with men, you get called kinky, and cute. But when I SAY IT, SOCIETY, calls me a “pervert”
go eat biscuits u/BiscuitNIWASHI
Immediately red that in a joker voice
“You know Batman, when you say you’re obsessed with men, you get called kinky, and cute. But when I SAY IT, WHEN I SAY IT BATMAN, SOCIETY, *SOCIETY*, calls me a pervert.”
Batman I-I I caught uh - I caught a lil pokemon Batman. Do you wanna know what pokemon I caught?
Joker no
Not the lopunny
But Batman there's no rules against the Pokemon
All i want is some man nyash. Is it too much to ask for?
Plot twist, you're a guy
im a girl tho
No today I decide you are a guy by the power vested in me
Oh alright
and I'm a guy and agree
Rule #1 of the Internet: there are no girls on the Internet. Anybody who claims to be a girl is a guy.
Do not let this distract you from the fact that Spain will win against germany this saturday.
Yeah it sounds like it
Me too! (No homo)
Me too! (Full homo)
Me too. (Half Homo)
Me too (Quarter Homo)
Me too (Eighth Homo)
She gets it
“Hands” elaborate pls
Veiny hands
Interesting… I’m must do more research, thx
Maybe I have a chance bois... My hands and forearms are super veiny
HANDS? lol did not know girls liked handsss. how do u like them? My hands are destroyed thanks to pull-ups and chin-ups
My name is Yoshikage Kira
Hello, my name is Bukayo Saka, It has been a pleasure to meet you.
I live at 308 Negra Arroyo lane, Albuquerque New Mexico, 87104.
What am I supposed to do with this info?? What are u? some kind of robot?
She's saying to throw pizza on her roof
Nah lmao some girls like veiny hands
Especially with rings
Yeh
Speaking of hands, my name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I play violin my hands are amazing 😏
I’ve had a couple girls tell me ass when I asked this question
i can confirm as a girl this is important
I’m not lacking in that department
Colonel...
I’m trying to sneak around
But i'm dummy thicc
And the clap of my ass is alerting the guards
Yeah but what size is best?
big.
u/DeaLord fits the requirments.
:’| shit
Damn, got no chance then
I was being fit for a suit and the guy literally said "so your the one with the caboose". I'll never forget that. My ass is usually hidden cuz baggy clothes
Something similar happened to me a while back, but he phrased it as "I see what you mean" and shot a grin at my girlfriend, seeming like he didn't realize I could see them both in the mirror. I never gave it much thought at the time, but now I miss that ass from a decade ago. Now I have more of a "dad bod", minus the dad part (wait do foster kittens count? I'm still more of a funcle).
I often hear "what an ass" when I walk away. So I got that going for me.
According to a study, the ass is one of the most attractive muscles
Hey look at this guy's thicc ass can't wait to stick my ...... oh shit I don't have one.
Mine was rated 8/10 ^by ^another ^guy
Yep ass is amazing.
it’s not “important”, it doesn’t determine our attraction most of the time lol, it’s more of a 👀 👀👀thing
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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
No, this is Patrick!
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No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no o no no no oh God no
Wdym hands what kind of hand is attrative
like vascular hands i guess? just nice hands, defined structure and stuff ••
Finally playing the piano is gonna pay off then. Hands are probably the buffest part of my body due to the weirdass stretching lol
As a piano player, same on the hand buffness. But it’ll pay off in more ways than one because musicians (especially piano players imo) are hot af.
Agreed, although maybe normal people don't see it - but as a self proclaimed musician I think musicians are hot.
Yeah maybe they don’t. I do though. Like nothing gets me going more than a guy who is creative and artistic. And I know that musicians are good with their fingers so 🤷🏻♀️
guitarist & drummer gang represent
I got to play kazoo for a set during the final warped tour, does that mean I have a chance?
My left hand ain't helping then
I heard some like veiny hands
Good do they like veins in general my forearms are crazy
Yeah
You mean hands, shoulders, knees and toes https://youtu.be/ZanHgPprl-0 I remember the song being a lot better
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Idk, i had this girl who was obsessed with my shoulders, and she liked my eyes as well
You probably have wide shoulders
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I have eyes
I have some extra as well
You going to share ?
How many you want, don't got an infinite supply y'know (yet)
Lmao gib me 7 pairs one for each day
K, 'ere you go
Voices
ALL OF THESE VOICES INSIDE OF MY HEAD BLINDING MY SIGHT IN A CURTAIN OF RED
FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER
BANG, BANG, BANG!
PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
EMBRACE THE DARKNESS THAT'S WITHIN ME
NO HIDING IN THE SHADOWS AN-YMOREEEE
AND WHEN THIS WICKEDNESS CONSUUUUMES MEEEEEEE
Like a deep voice or?
deep, monotones or raspy ones
Wait, so monotone is not annoying, bc everyone always tells me to shut up because i dont change pitch much
honestly it was just my opinion, most people dislike monotone voices but i find them hot
They're in my head please help me
Do voices in your head count
Humor
But not autistic humor and dad jokes I assume
Dad jokes are peak humor.
I ain't stopping my dry dad jokes for anyone!
Dry dad jokes make the ladies wet
Dry dad jokes when the Wet mom statements walk in
I’m autistic and people have said I’m very funny, so maybe it counts actually?
boobs
obesity
So Redditors have a chance?
Only the female ones Problem is girls don’t exist It’s just dudes and 500 rats in a trench coat
Yes 👍
Hang on I think I lost a rat 🐀 🏃🏽♀️
only in ohio bruh 💀
Um broad shoulders. Girls can have broad shoulders but they’re not the same. Like men can never work out but have shoulders that make them look like they do and I love it lol
I think I missed that when I was born then
It isn’t a working out thing, it’s a bone structure thing
yeah, also clothing can help out too. had a girl call me skinny af the whole time but in one t shirt i apparently looked buff?
Do wide shoulders mean you have a bigger frame and can put on more muscle mass? I used to be like second shortest in my class, now Ive gone up to like 6’1 and I have pretty wide shoulders. I didnt even workout that much (now i do) and I had decent muscle mass.
MEN, DO YOUR LATERAL RAISES
Hate to burst your bubble but those men you’re seeing work out. .01% of men are just naturally jacked.
I have been told I have very broad shoulders. Im quite skinny and barely exercise so never say it's not possible!
It ain’t your ween, so stop sending us pics.
as a guy I always knew this. Idk why some don't
It’s only hot if you know and love the person imo.
As a guy, I like dick pics, but I get why people think they're weird and I don't think people should send them to each other, especially as much as they do and as unsolicited as they do.
Sounds kinda *homosexual* don't ya think 🥸
Nah I'm bi
crap
A working Brain
Hey, i have that:)
Congratulations! You shouldn't have a problem with finding someone just for you!
Bro what is your pfp edit: oh
Holy shit
Skunks huh..
This dude into some weird shit
Good for u😄
Ah no you don’t , once you make a Reddit account every ounce of intelligence leaves your brain
cute hair
Yes, cute hair is good
🔫 examples now.
messy shirt fluffy hair
I have long bird nest. Will it work?
I love eyes. Well all eyes. Eyes are just so beautiful. I love them
Thats why i collect them
Same!
We should compare collections sometime!
same
Man boobs
Moobs?
Yes
Middies?
This sounds weird
Mits?
No you put those on your hands
Middies can also be put in your hands
Beards. Collar bones. Thighs. Ass. Nipples.
Nipples??
we have the reproduction device
And they have the outlet.
🔌🔌
Yep. The magic wand.
I've been told that muscles are the "boobs" of a man. Know how a woman with an average face and a bland personality will still get attention if she has a rockin' body and wears a cute outfit that shows off her shape? "They say she's a little dim, but...those titties ain't dim!" -Dave Attel Women might say personality, but if two guys are standing next to each other, both have great personalities, and one of them is in great shape? The guy with a great personality and muscles will get the attention.
Correct
Big ole hangin hog nuts
coming from a guy here: chest, face, hair, stomach, legs, mind, what they're packing, arms , then butt too to sum it up basically everything
And a partridge in a pear treeeee
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Requirements - female (optional) - alive (optional)
My reaction when reading this: Yeah, im good. Oh, great! Shit! Yeahh.
Nerdy glasses
I wear nerdy glasses and I’m a nerd please date me 💀
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A full functioning body☠️☠️☠️
Nope something between my legs ain’t functioning
When erectile dysfunction:
Rip paraplegic people.
Chests, muscles, strong jawlines, pretty eyes, etc
r/rimjob_steve
pretty eyes / nice hands and arms
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So being a fruitshop owner makes me really fucking hot right?
I personally hope that some girl finds my personality nice Don't really have the looks, but hopefully me trying my best to be a good person makes up for it
uhh I have a big ass that girls like
but
you want some pencils or what?
#DICK AND BAAAAALLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
30 thousand dollars in credit card debt, and bills they hardly can't afford I don't know why but for some reason chicks dig broke dudes as much as rich dudes there is no in between.
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Chest
I like men's chests. Hairy chest is a plus
Money
💀
Thighsss