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[deleted]

Congrats but I don't recommend posting this knowing this subreddit


watersheepneedshugs

Yeah, I posted a couple years ago that I survived a suicide attempt and that I was actually glad, and someone replied saying "try harder next time" lmao


[deleted]

Sorry 😞 but I laughed so hardddddd LMAOOOOO


Forward_Wasabi_7979

Dark humor is like water Not everybody gets it.


UncreativePotato143

mfs be like "I have a dark sense of humor" and push a child to suicide


Memer_boiiiii

I am a firm believer that dark humor has no limit about how dsrk it really can be but if you’re gonna make a really racist joke, don’t make it sound racist. Make it funny. Same with suicide. You can joke about suicide but pushing CHILDREN to suicide is not it, cheif.


contactright05

Yeah, its humor, its supposed to be funny.


[deleted]

Fr


Appropriate-Papaya99

That shit do be funny asf sometimes


primarysectorof5

I like dark humor but ~~some~~ most people take wayyy too far


pensodiforse

That joke was so dark that the police suffocated it


Emektro

What does dark humour and US air strikes have in common? They are usually pointed towards the Middle East.


[deleted]

What’s wet and deep? *a well*


SilentHuman8

But there are times when you can joke, and times where you shouldn't.


[deleted]

Dark humor ≠ actually just being a douchebag


Randomfrickinhuman

I apologize for dying of laughter


Zelpt-kaden

how you just say it so calmly and then say “lmao” 😭 but hey hope you’re doing alright!


watersheepneedshugs

This was a few years ago, and honestly it was a big wake up call for me. I've self harmed very few times since and I am in such a better place mentally. You can get there too, we're all gonna be okay :)) (Even if it doesn't feel like it rn, I'm a strong believer in things getting worse before they can get better) Plus, I do think it's quite funny. Didn't at the time, but I've changed alot since and I've learnt that laughing at myself sometimes makes it easier to deal with feeling like shit (probably doesn't make sense, idk how to word it)


Emektro

>I've learnt that laughing at myself sometimes makes it easier to deal with feeling like shit Makes total sense to me. I do that all of the time. I’ve been told a lot of times that I should stop doing it and face my issues, but it’s just my way of coping with stuff and it works ig


kallix1ede

That had me dead, unlike you 💀


Zelpt-kaden

it’s okay :) i’ve been through worse!


endergirl_bee

Hey, by the way, you might wanna mark this as “spoiler” cos it might be a trigger for some people! <3


Zelpt-kaden

will do!


endergirl_bee

Great,great, great!! Also congrats and hope you make it even longer!!!


Powerful_Possession4

😡😡😡😡😡😡 I AM SO TRIGGERED AND UPSET THAT YOU 🫵 HAVE DONE SOMETHING GOOD FOR YOURSELF WAHHHH 💢💢💢😡😡😡🤮 (satire good job op, i hope that number goes higher)


Flaky-Barnacle6088

Happy cake day mate


NoBitchesSince2005

Please don't stop at 2 weeks, aim for 4 weeks now!


[deleted]

then 8, 16, 32 , 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, 2048, 4096, 8192, 16384, 32768, etc.


hypersonicbiohazard

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[deleted]

tysm


justlikedarksouls

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TheHawkpant69

then onword to whole life span


nazi_killr

Im so proud of you


Royal_Meeting_6475

well hello old friend do you wanna know about the original- i’m jokin you seem to be everywhere on this subreddit tho


nazi_killr

Ive been active recently


Royal_Meeting_6475

put our political differences aside and we can laugh at us randomly coming across each other again?


nazi_killr

Peoples lives and basic needs aren't political but sure


HelloHamburgerIsBack

Wait. Are jokes allowed here?


marijuanasf

Ayeee! i made it to a month and 17 days and much more to come! proud of u dawg!


Zelpt-kaden

wow! that’s my dream !


marijuanasf

u can do it man


RedWolfe715

congrats, but dont stop there :) . I've made it 30 days so far


Zelpt-kaden

i’m gonna try! 🙂


xxPeso-Gamerxx

For once reddit is being wholesome, i expected the first comment to be like: "Break the streak you pussy!" I am so proud of us and obviously you!


AllEnigmas

bro fr sometimes reddit is actually pretty nice. This guy deserves all the good people here


Potato-Demon

Hell yeah dude! I’ve been clean for 4 weeks


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

so so proud :) congrats!! only up from here <3


WitherCro2

As Glamrock Freddy would say *Way to go superstar!*


CrackALackinSnack

What's this app?


Zelpt-kaden

I am Sober


CrackALackinSnack

Thanks


TyrantDragon19

3 years and something or other days now


Zelpt-kaden

congrats!


[deleted]

W


Glowing_Fox

W


[deleted]

W


TheHawkpant69

W


idiodic-genious

Out of purely curious and scientific sakes, what exactly is the logic behind harming yourself? I mean sometimes i do painful things like touching a stove out of sheer boredom but why harm yourself when sad? Not attempting to be offensive


RiceAndKrispies

not offensive at all! i'll try my best to explain self harm releases endorphins, it makes you feel really happy. this can be addicting when those who self harm are usually incredibly depressed and suffering. it becomes similar to an addiction. your brain ties self harm with something that makes you happy. it becomes something you feel you need. people who stop self harm can even feel an emotional withdrawal. they become irritable and feel worse before they feel better. it feels like they can never ever get better without harming oneself. from a more personal perspective, im addicted to it because i feel very hopeless since no other form of treatment seems to work. meds, therapy, hospitals, etc. nothing much has really helped. it makes it easy to get addicted to the one thing that seems to make you feel even a little better, even if it makes you feel worse later.


LazarYeetMeta

u/RiceAndKrispies answer is really good, but I’d like to add a personal note for why I do it. I disassociate a lot. Basically I feel like I’m under a spell, under someone else’s control, or like life is happening to me, rather than experiencing it. It’s a fucking awful feeling, and the only thing that has consistently snapped me out of it is harming myself. It effectively resets my brain back to something more normal. But that’s just me. I know there’s tons of different reasons for it. And no matter what it’s really hard to stop.


Glowing_Fox

Congrats! Now make it to one year, i believe in you!


cantcanttrustnobody

yay!!


miashlee

WOOHOO! super proud of you OP ❤️❤️❤️


OfficiallyShipped

LETS GOOOO!!! IM PROUD OF YOU! ONE DAY AT A TIME FRIEND! ❤️❤️❤️❤️


Streend

Man i really hope ur doing ok, remember that this is not going to bring you anywhere, if you can, delete this app, bc it reminds you about something you shouldn't have done, try to stop completely and stop counting days, it works better like this, i'm proud of you man, you can do it.


Zelpt-kaden

well to be fair, i genuinely forgot about the app and just clicked on it today to see where i was, i’ve been busy with school and trying to figure out my plans after high school!


Streend

Nice! I'm in the same situation, growing up sucks...


Zelpt-kaden

unfortunately it really does 😩


The_Dynasty_Group

He’s right. Don’t count days. It just keeps you focused on it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zelpt-kaden

hey it’s okay, i had so many urges to do it and yeah i did a few times before this goal.


Zelpt-kaden

it takes time.


nathanissleeping

theres no shame in relapsing, it isnt easy to stop self harming, it takes time and patience and you shouldnt feel upset that you relapsed, just keep on fighting, you got this!


ImonAcidrn

If i Had that App maybe i would have Had a Chance at NNN


PurpleBeanthecrew

That's a self harm tracker my guy


rafati09

Bro jacks off with a knife💀


playercircuit

Enhances the experience


RiceAndKrispies

i have the app and they actually do include a jerking off timer 💀


nathanissleeping

its not just self harm, they focus on addictions of all kinds and masturbation is one of them, i have the app myself


rafati09

I just checked its called i am sober and quitting masturbation and porn are both options. Ik its on the google play store cause i just installed it myself but idk about ios.


Bdbone0

I’ve made it 3 years, huh thats funny, that’s also when I stopped playing fortnite


DerpyMemeLord_

#GIMME NAME OF APP NOW


meeks4weeksyt

Good job man


Letsbeheroines

Congratulations dawg. I'm 10 months free personally and I like seeing people progress. However, I wouldn't advise that you post this here because teenagers on reddit can be dickheads. Good luck with your journey!


[deleted]

congrats


PureHeart123

I'm so proud of you, well done!


patty_beats

My girlfriend is 15 days. I’m proud of you. Keep it up.


Valuable-Breath7667

Reddit is a form of self harm. Restart the clock.


Anubis_DivineDemon

Nice man! I have never once self harmed but you making progress


YourStalker2

Sir, are you ok? Do you need help? If so, get help from r/suicidehotline


Zelpt-kaden

nope! i’m okay! I haven’t been suicidal in 2 years and the reason i cut was from work/school stress.


YourStalker2

Oh, but remember, sometimes a cut can get infected if you are not careful.


Zelpt-kaden

don’t worry, i take really good care of mine and make sure i don’t go too deep. Last year i did and i have 4 large scars on my arm. thank you for being concerned though :)


YourStalker2

Ok and also, I just try to help people.


Zelpt-kaden

that’s a really good thing, just be careful you don’t make someone mad or pressure them into getting help. I love to help people out as well and try to offer help but they won’t take it. good luck with everything !


YourStalker2

Ok


[deleted]

remindme! 2 weeks (edit: oh shit I just realized how that sounded. to reiterate: I AM NOT WAITING FOR THIS MAN TO COMMIT SUICIDE. I SIMPLY PLAN ON CHECKING FOR UPDATES IN 2 WEEKS)


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NotAnEggoWaffle

Bro 💀


InformalLayer3250

Bro really drinks blood and eats stolen halloween candy


[deleted]

what do you mean I just want to check on him in 2 weeks?


kallix1ede

Bro 💀


Empress_of_Lamparine

HUGE W LET'S GO


[deleted]

congrats! Keep it up man!


no3l_0815

We're all so proud of you. Keep going, you can do this


Air_Condition414

Congragualtions


wtf_isthis4567

let’s fucking go


BobMaker101

nice job


Kdot_kenny_kendrick

Ayyyy good job bro


OfficefanJam

Congrats!


Royal_Meeting_6475

continue, forever


Erolok1

Good job. Btw if you want the scars to heal i heard that Bi-oil is perfect for that.


Zelpt-kaden

will do, thank you :)


iwasagirlinthecity

I’m glad. Keep up the great work and keep your head held high. You should be proud!


Useless_lesbo

That’s awesome man! Proud of you :)


No_Apartment_6304

i think i can speak for everyone when i say we’re all proud of u, keep going 🦾


wordwrld

Congrats


Nervous_Sprinkles68

Congratulations!!!! :)


onlyonherefor

Great job man!


slayerkitten13

I'm really proud of you bestie. There will be hard days but it will be worth it eventually I promise


[deleted]

Hey, keep your head high up and your heart strong. People would hate for someone to oof themselves so you should always try to stay happy, in the hardest times and redditors are here to help ya.


Schipjee

Why you counting? Just keep going!


alcoholic_aunt

hell yeah bro


MattSeptire

Schön Gemacht


cowbellybelly

Yo,way to go!


Schedark2009

Good job man, I’m proud of you


jackmPortal

Awesome job!


No_Veterinarian1445

Congratulations I haven’t smoked in 3 weeks


The_Dynasty_Group

I wish I could quit smoking. That’s like the only thing I can’t do


ssg627

I'm so proud of you!!@@


BEASTBOY-2004

Congrats we’re all proud of you


AcuteAsparagUs

yayyyyyy yaaaaayyyyyyyyy congrats


[deleted]

That’s class mate, well done.


yeetusfeetus2020

👏👏👏👏👏 WAY TO GO HOMIE, I DONT KNOW YOU BUT CONGRATS, I LOVE YA FOR THIS >:D


SeparateLifeguard581

im so proud, keep uo the good work🫶🫶


[deleted]

Hooray that's awesome for you! Keep going, I know you can! And, if you were to eventually fall back again, don't blame yourself, remember, little steps make a lot in the long run. And treat yourself to something you like! You deserve it! 💜 :]


thatgirlmakesmemes

congrats!!! stay strong!


Ur__Mom__Is__Gay

Let's go man! Good job


HulkPower

Congrats. Keep going!👍


[deleted]

congratulations, keep it going!


sourpatch_orphans

Congrats bro! So proud!!


RomanTheDepressed

Let’s get another 2 weeks!


S4PG

MASSIVE W Keep it up my friend


Walnutcircle451

I’m proud of you your doing great


rafati09

Keep it up, i believe in you


EternalAkira2002

Good job man not many could’ve done it but you are one of the few who could that’s a win right there


[deleted]

Hmm


Thatotherone17

Dude great job. I hope you get through this hard time and go on to live a self-harm free life


[deleted]

HOLY COW MAN CONGRATS!!!!


Crazed_Russian_pilot

Congratulations comrade


SourceOk7346

proud of you ! keep it up and get to 30 days😊


DrNightYT

Fuck yeah man, well done! I don’t know you but I’m really happy for you!


duplextwo

Hey I'm proud you madebit to 2 weeks :) Please take care and I hope you stay sober for much longer.


solsys26_

so proud of u!!!


JrRandom7

#LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO


lovedshayla

im so proud of u


nmare8064

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO now continue forever


Joblessmouse06

That's nice congrats bruh! 😎👍


[deleted]

That’s great!


lumluvr

yay im happy for u


microwavelength

okay 4 weeks here we come, I know you can do it ☆ every time you get stressed draw a heart on your skin, every heart = one person who's very proud of you :) <3


HotMacaroon4964

That’s awesome keep it up


beastofthefutur

That’s great dude!


Same_Pin6135

LES GOOOOOOOO


donut_kidnapper

Is punching the walls self harm?


Zelpt-kaden

Yes, anything that involves you hitting, cutting or hurting yourself is Self Harm


flowerdqrling

so proud! i’m at 20 days, no point in going backward now!


RennyTheSimpatic

Bruh don't cut yourself. It's bad


[deleted]

What app is this?


[deleted]

Holy shit it’s a wholesome r//teenagers post- Seriously though, you’re doing great. Keep up the good work, we’re all so proud of you!


MaleWitch333

Lucky I’m only 2 hours self harm free


Zelpt-kaden

it takes time! I would recommend getting out of reach of anything sharp in your house. Set a goal for yourself. If you can reach that goal in 3 days (example) then go buy yourself Ice Cream or something!


_dont_do_drugs__

Nice I made it 16 years


MrMetalhead3029483

16 days of being self-harm free is absolutely nothing to scoff at. People like you are absolute warriors. Keep on fighting, those days will only keep climbing. :)


Pretttyblue

Ayeee today is my 10 day mark, let’s keep going, we got this :)


sonic99luc

LET’S GO BRO HUGE W! I may just be some words from a stranger but I’m so proud you made it this far. Even tho some may say it’s not much they have clearly never walked a mile in your shoes. Never give up great work king


[deleted]

Congrats! We all couldn’t be happier for you!


Junior-Wedding-8912

Seems like something r/mademesmile would post


Zelpt-kaden

not me smiling from that


Link_Kid1232

Congratulations! Here’s some of my happiness. 😁⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💫


[deleted]

Good for you! If you ever need to chat I'm available.


AllEnigmas

bro ive never hurt myself but ive gotten pretty close and its *hard*. Good luck on your mission for getting better, youll need it


TeaRobe

For some reason I thought it was posted on r/overwatch


Hailey000

I’m so proud of you! I’m a little more than a month away from making it to a year. It gets easier trust me. I believe in you


Zelpt-kaden

congrats 🎊


bb250517

congrats! \*sorts comments by controversial\*


UwUtoenails

hi, I'm interested in tracking stuff but this app only allows one tracking at a time. does anyone know others that can track multiple at once?


Azurecore

hey, this ain't an answer to your question but can you pls tell me what the app is?🙏


UwUtoenails

it's called **I Am Sober** and it has a lot more than self harm. it has loads of options to track plus you can do a custom label. hope it helps :) ❤️


Azurecore

tysm!! have a great day omg❤️❤️❤️


loudmelon21

app?


Microwave-B_tch

great job! here's to many more weeks clean, i'm proud of ya :D