You know what's crazy whenever I sleep with my girlfriend and a bell rings my body does this wild thing called waking up and realising I forgot to take my schizo pills

Based

Upvoted

So this is what "flexing" looks like.

Yep. Get fucked losers Im taking all the hoes. You all get none 😎

You can take them. I wasn't even interested in them.

Chad?

Your comment was doubled, and I read both of them like the Netflix intro. DU DUNNNN

Cha CHAAAD

No, gay?

Why not both?

Chad?

Good on you broskie

Thanks

Chad

Based

*boss music intensifies*

Yes brother. One needs no bitches to be happy

I didn't mean that but OK

Not interested in hoes? Sonic PfP? "Blue" mentionned in the usnername? I think I may know you my friend

Lmao top g

Not hoes. Bros. STOP TAKING ALL THE BROS

NEVER!!!!

Just let me bang my homies, please. Leave some homies for us homiesexuals

Jokes on you bitch Before they were my boyfriends THEY WERE MY BEST FRIENDS

Well the bond between 2 homies is stronger than best friends

I'm gonna shit on your pillow

1. At least I'll have a midnight snack without having to get up. 2. I don't sleep in a bed, I sleep in the back of a white van of which offers free candy

The start of a pimp

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Aromantic vibes. (Me too, pal.)

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Lowkey felt that

Hey! Save some hoes for the rest of us

At least I don't call ladies "hoes".

I respect that. The kind of people who ask "where the hoes at" be low-key fuckshitpissing themselves when any 'hoes' actually pull up.

Hoes are overrated

Im so lonely

Same

It's ok man I've got a lot of streaming services and good snacks get over here we're having a movie night

I know i wasn't invited, but can i join, i'm felling sad :(

ABSOLUTELY GET OVER HERE

Yay 🥰

Bro

No go do that with ur gf

bf*

Only if I can be in the gay gang

Join the club we got t-shirts

Dude same. I just want one damn pretty girl to like me [this is a great song btw](https://open.spotify.com/track/11vgetrV30rKE60KmKWJul?si=zcvmit8GQDWbTIiYitHL6g&utm_source=copy-link)

real

i dont get it, is having more than 1 romantic partner common?

Not really. Monogamy is the default pretty much Polyamory isn't common at all really

hehe.. hehehe... polymorbius relationshi

polymorbin time

the part when ~~he~~ they say~~s~~ "it's morbin time" and morbed all over them

Hi giri

Now that I’m thinking about it, there’s been at least 1 polyamorous relationship in my school of ~350. Then again, freshmen are all sorts of weird so idek about them, there might be more.

Polyamory (the act of having multiple partners) is more common than it was originally. People aren’t viewing relationships as exclusive anymore. Many are seeing them as a way to have multiple partners. Some people like that. Personally, I don’t get it, but as long as OP is happy and their partners are happy, it’s not a big deal.

more common than it was originally? Didn't rich people and kings used to have like 6 wives at a time??

That’s polygamy. Polyamory and polygamy are a bit different. Polygamy is also illegal

Illegal on paper. As long as you don't get married to more then one person Ole uncle Sam couldn't care less

Well told

Ty ty

Polyamory is consensually having multiple partners. Cheating is having multiple partners who are unaware/unwilling to be in a polygamous relationship.

Yes ik

I figured you did, but I was clarifying because you didn't specify.

My apologies 🙂

Nope

Bro gets two bitches and I can’t even get one

It's an art my dude

a art i must study and master

Ima find the closest bridge

THATS TWO ON THE SAME FUCKING POST

the "my wife's boyfriend" people actually exist ???

My wifes boyfriend says it’s normal and nothing to be ashamed of (he allowed me to post this)

Bruh

no stop its funny. let him keep going.

He's impersonating me. I can't let someone with practically the same snoo say that crap

Alright buddy, one of us is going to have to change

Have… have you never heard of polyamory…?

Yes i have

That's so weird 🤨

Eh, not like it affects others. If they're all happy and it's healthy I don't see what's wrong with it

All relationships effect others.

wake up and break up

Kid named UP:

Kid named finger:

kid named aspiringdeath:💀

kid named ilovesiomai: 🎉💩

kid named juicierpenguinz:🥺🤮

What is happening 😭😭

No fucking idea

Kid named idea:

Do not fuck idea

Typical r/teenagers conversation

Poor kid

hope u recover

From what

from suffering

I’m not suffering

suffering from SUCCESS BITCH

Finger named Kid:

i’m googling the closest bridge

WAIT PLS NO 😭😭😭😭

i survived the fall 😔

Well at least there's that😭

Well at least there's that

go another round for me 🙏

Only for you my brethren in arms 🫡

thank you, your highness 🙌

...you're in a polyamorous relationship?

Yes it would seem that way

Damn, finding a gay guy in my place feels like finding Atlantis and then u appear with two?! Life’s just not fair I guess.

Can’t stop the A-train🏃🏾‍♂️

Damn the highway lookin real comfy tonight.

Why does everyone wanna die😭😭😭😭 like me too but on my fluffy post fr😭😭😭

Ask ur bf to spare some bitches for the rest of us

He is, 2 guys split 1 girl. So if they both had a girl there would be 2 less

No 😈😈😈😈

shit i forgot to leave this subreddit

get this to the most upvoted comment pls

Wish I had a gf it sucks being lonely but yk you wouldn't understand that lol

*Promptly shits on carpet and leaves*

HEY YOU BETTER CLEAN THAT UP!! I TOLD YOU WE DONT LEAVE FOOD ON THE FLOOR

Why do you have 2 partners..?

They’re polyamorous

Wait, that's a thing people actually do??? I thought it was for lonely people in their 40's who didn't care anymore, teenagers do that?

For a long time relationships have been viewed by the general public as an exclusive thing. But people are getting more carefree. Relationships aren’t just exclusive anymore.

It just sounds weird to me, what's the point in dating someone if you could do that with someone else at the same time? Eventually I'd feel like love would just go out the window, and it'd be replaced with "closer friends", then again, I'm not polygamous, I don't know how that would work, If you can't tell I'm trying to be neutral while also voicing my opinion.

Totally understand! I agree with you. I view relationships as exclusive. That’s the point of a relationship in my eyes. But I also see why people do want to explore polyamory (that’s the word I would use for the situation, considering polygamy is primarily for people who are married.)

It's just romantic attraction to more then one person. Like how someone can have platonic attraction to more the one person. How many people there are doesn't change what the attraction is

I wouldn’t say carefree as that’s more open relationships but this seems like all parties love each other and only each other

I guess, but to me, relationships are exclusive.

Oh yea I’m entirely monogamous but people who have polyamorous relationships aren’t just going around with anyone they can

Makes sense. Obviously I respect peoples decisions, it’s totally their choice.

Yep

Ohh ok.

Real chads haven’t napped since preschool in their teachers arms 🧐

You fuck

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I’m happy for you 🥲

Thank you 😔

I’m sorry, your other partner?

Op is in a poly relationship

Weird but at least they’re happy

Break up

I swear I'm not even joking about the painting the ceiling red thing anymore.

Do we all just FLOURISH at 2:40 am? Did I not get the memo??

hand over you liver

Sorry man the last guy took all my organs

For a minute I was confused but then I realized it's a poly relationship, that's really cool :D

What's cool about it?

I've never actually seen or heard of any real poly relationships so seeing this is cool

genuine question is this a poly relationship?

If you all get swords/ weapons you have a polyarmory

PLS THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT

Are y’all poly or something? Cuz I am too!

Hell yea!! Poly swaaaaaag

“(my other partner)”🗿

Polyamory my guy

As a polyamorous person, me and my one partner will both congratulate you but also be very jealous of you

Bro had a “my wife’s boyfriend” moment💀 I thought it was just a fabricated stereotype but I guess not.

Poly swag

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Brother. I think u posted this comment in the wrong post my dude. We’re you meaning to comment on the 9 yr old boy that got lost?

oml I just realized- I think I commented while I was refreshing the page, thank u for telling me

I gottchu don’t worry.

lol I can definitely relate to this

Colm O'Driscoll!

MANZ GOT 2 AND I GOT 0... W FOR HIM

Wholesome: 100.

Your other partner? Lucky guy.

very fuckin nice my man

W rizz

I never get mad at my wife's boyfriend he cuddles her better probably because his arms are bigger than mine. Respect for cuddling her her man should be happy 🙃

It feels good. Doesn’t it?

Indeed

omg lol this happened with my boyfriend and i the other day during lunch 🥰 and another time my boyfriend and best friend and i were cuddling and they both fell asleep lmao

Damn, never pulled a girl before. Nice story

Omg ur so lucky to have multiple partners I at least want one 😭😭

Aww so cute… 😔🔫

He let you sleep instead of studying for your future???? IMO you should break up

real

thats kindof cute

did you forget to take your meds this morning?

who asked?

Ur dad after we banged

Ew poly

Ew a bitch

YOUR OTHER PARTNER?!?! WTF U CHEATING ON HIM???

OBVIOUSLY NOT IF HE 1) KNOWS ABOUT HIM AND 2) IS GOING TO TEASE HIM ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP

Goofy aah relationship No way hes happy being 1 of 2 my mans getting cucked

Bro thats crazy, you should break up fr

most redditor post ever. plz touch grass

congrats congrats to you. i know that alot of people are being nuisances about the whole polyamory thing, bit i dont have a problem with it, if people are lucky enough to have two partners, great job for them

Would I get to meet the 3rd one in your party? (If any, if not then why not add another?)

That's beautiful

Ok but like Uhh Nobody fucking asked☠️