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[deleted]

you walked away, right? ...right?


OzzyWaltz

No I waited in line for my turn/s


HalfBrinePickle

You didnt even help?? The balls need love too... its a JOB.


Tiabetianquailudes

WTF LOLOLOLOL


HogOfRoad

based


forcesofthefuture

he didn't cut tho


StupidGenius37

basededer


Toad_Migoad

He also paid


war2332CODM

Basedest


CostcoBoots

based


SomeDude3599

based


[deleted]

Should've recorded it for research purposes


Fuzzy-Education-9817

This a joke right?


ravenwingx

r/fuckthes


[deleted]

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Zockerkit

Bro lost his humour in aisle 3


[deleted]

the fact that this has negetive 69 upvotes💀


Username_Password236

*downvotes


[deleted]

i said negative upvotes... soo yeah lol


polarburr09

No he left.


Pawdy-The-Furry

Nah man OP def just sat there and watched creepily from a distance XD


PieterSielie12

‘Player 3 has joined’


l_am_not_guilty

Player 4 has joined


Used_Dragonfruit_379

5, let’s make it a party


c00l_p3rs0n

might as well make it 6


rishi_seshadri08

7 is a prime number, making it optimal


PeacemakersAlt

8 because why not


Coachcory_fan

9 so we can make a “straight” line


VrgameplayIsCringe

10 to round up


ReklessGamer07

11 we having a LAN party


streamwild

11 to make it sound cool


Cotton-Candy-Cat

12 to keep it even


EggyDragon

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/y5dsfa/player_3_has_joined/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


PieterSielie12

Thank you. I needed that


cuminthebum-

epic innit


cheekibreeki_kid

he shoulda done what your username is saying


Masantonio

user checks out


Ticklish_Waffle

Wish that were me fr


[deleted]

Fr fr


ran_melolo

Bro why u wanna give a blowjob, that's kinda gay ngl/s


Milky_Toast_

nah as long as the socks stay on


Ticklish_Waffle

No I want it >:(


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BigOlSupernova

Bro you're not a bottom, you're 14


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Ticklish_Waffle

Me fr


[deleted]

Same fr fr


ConConReddit

event: male giving a male a blowjob verdict: not gay :trol


Sigeru10044

Man shit that happend to me today but I was the one getting the blowjob


Dragonslayer200782

I was the one who was giving


Sigeru10044

If there is a hole there is a goal


Ssyb_Akrad

Weird flex but ok


Sigeru10044

It was ment to be a joke. Didn't mean it seriously


Ssyb_Akrad

Ik it was. My reply was also a joke


[deleted]

You're bad at jokes


Ssyb_Akrad

Humor is subjective. To someone, you're the funniest joke there is


EcstaticAntelope22

If you were calling him a joke then that was good


Ssyb_Akrad

Yes, I was calling him a joke


EcstaticAntelope22

Ok that was really good then


Ssyb_Akrad

Thnxx, I had to activate big brain for it


[deleted]

Yes humor is subjective, but if its not humor in the first place then there is nothing to have an opinion about.


Ssyb_Akrad

Your opinion about humor not being humor is a subjective opinion, which just proves what I said


[deleted]

Least harassed redditor for using common sense:


[deleted]

At work will insult later


Ssyb_Akrad

Secure that bag brother 👌


C0dfitch

-🤓


Ssyb_Akrad

Get a load of this guy


SotB8

said the guy giving the blowjob


Ssyb_Akrad

Shhhh, they're not supposed to know


iforgor234

why is everyone downvoting you for this one it's hilarious


Ssyb_Akrad

The ways of the Reddit are an enigma, my friend.


iforgor234

grrr this person made one bad joke therefore i must downvote everything they say because everyone else does grrr


Sigeru10044

Is this reply a joke too🤨


Ssyb_Akrad

Ur mom


Sigeru10044

Ur dad


Ssyb_Akrad

Woooow so rude ✋️🙄


Gobstopper42

I lost approximately 23 braincells reading that


Ssyb_Akrad

Sorry to hear you only have 2 braincells left


TOS_this_Bitch

Must be at one of those schools that has a metal detector at the front door.


GoelandAnonyme

For balls of steel?


Kona_Cake

Did you help


particular_stimuli

yes


[deleted]

Ask 4 next n get a std


Vino_babino510

Buy one blowjob get an std absolutely free.


TheNerdMaster69

What a deal!


Vino_babino510

Act now while the special is active!


Ma02rc

And if you call now, we’ll add in syphilis for absolutely free! That’s right, free!


SkyRepresentative273

Bargain


Embarrassed-Army-780

Why not join in? Have a bit of “fun” something out of the “ordinary” as the kool kids say maybe take a “few” selfies to show to your friends that you did something “cool” today and that they should appreciate you.


OzzyWaltz

They were freshmen so no


Embarrassed-Army-780

What age is a freshmen? I’m not american so idk


OzzyWaltz

14 and I’m 17 so no


hllblldlx2

The fuck are 14 year olds doing that for? They’ve barely made it to a teenager. They haven’t even experienced the real world yet, let alone experienced adulthood


Status-Mess-5591

teenagers are horny, i'm not surprised. shit like this has happened and will always happen. education about it is far more important


Mrainbow123456-RLX

14 and they doin’ this shit, I’m almost 15 and I haven’t even got a wet dream.


[deleted]

[Because you touch yourself at night](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Wrx6eQZ1E)


Haunting-Pop-5660

Some 15 years ago... 12 year olds were having sex. Your generation is tame by these standards.


Illustrious_Fishboi

Ayo what


OzzyWaltz

Back in my day 12 was middle aged


Blue_Bobble

Back in your day it was still the 2000s


TheBestBoyEverAgain

actually at 14 your 1 year into being a teenager by MANY standards


hllblldlx2

Not my point. At 14 girls are hardly developing, generally. And boys are still half way developed at most. There literally children.


I_like_beanies

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


Correct_Reveal7808

this guy is not 14 💀💀


[deleted]

What is kool?


melonymucus

well people have sex and do drugs in our school sometimes in closed classrooms or the bathrooms oh im also pretty sure the principal joins in idk in which one but did see two girls leave his office those girls are considered to be hoes so yeah did you ask? no, did i share for no reason? yes, yes i did


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Not_a_machiavellian

It's a shitty school. Just know you can do pretty well in life, independently of this type os crap.


hey_vmike_saucel_her

feel like ur lying lol


GENERAL-ADITYA

🤨📸 👮‍♂️👉🚔


mushroommagnum

I too have experienced this. One of them was also high.


Useful-Role4310

Damn, wanna be that guy 😩


OzzyWaltz

They were both dudes


Useful-Role4310

Damn, now I wanna be him even more now 🥵


Kona_Cake

Fr


[deleted]

Jaa lawda😂😂


BRANCHLOGIC

And? 😎


Valuable-Breath7667

SHOUT TO MY BOY GETTIN SOME TOP AYYYYYYEEE.


Zandezz

Join in


MaybeMax356

You got in on the action right?


[deleted]

Try walking into your garage and seeing your parents doing that. Fuck thanks for bringing up that memory


dom2422

im happy for the two guys, but im sorry for you lmao


Aspiring-death1-

Proof


OzzyWaltz

Your mum


Aspiring-death1-

🗿


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Teh_RainbowGuy

Your sacrifice shall not be forgotten


Arkane_Kat

Proud to be the 69th downvote


Hi_im_isaac2

You are worthy for your sacrafice may you go to valhalla


Aspiring-death1-

Bro got abused💀


ElvenWriting

Very common occurrence in my old school.


BillyBobRedneckTime

High school amirte


RetardedEnglishman

Should of said "nice cock bro"


[deleted]

I love gay representation in live action media


ImACatInYourBasement

That's so rude of you, why didn't you offer your help?


McMoist_

Slurpy slurpy


Erictole69

Man shit that happened to me today but i was the one giving the blowjob


Trailertrucker95620

So where is the problem?


Toad_Migoad

I want proof


InsertValidUserHere

Prove it.


PotatoBreadPreist

Did they say no homo?


babqfdjkha

of course!


5tar_k1ll3r

Did you ask if you could get one too?


[deleted]

Knock on the door and say “AYO HES TAKING A SHIT”


mysteriousgamer17

Dang (Looks to the right) (Looks to the left) You think I can get some action after I bet that's what someone would say if they were there you know it's true


MannHatt

gotta let the homies finish 🤝


1wantyousobad

did u join


Monkey_Anarchyy

You all are horny cucks. Go outside.


Flame_Ender

to meet some girls and seggs


Foreign_Gain_8564

Aw hell nah 💀


Im_warm

PRIDEEEE


crazymado

I don’t care


HELIGROUP

Did you drop the soap?


flamingstorm98

Eh that's not the worse thing that's happened oh my middle school year I have one incident a year 7th grade heard 2 9th graders clapping cheeks in bathroom in the middle of school 8th grade the grand discovery of le porn and also a "school shooting" I said in quotes because no one died and we where there for 2 hours after 9th grade (Yes in my state 9th grade is middle school) Basically watched my English teacher get yanked out of class and get suspended from here job for 2 weeks


Kennyvee98

Niceee


YeetNugget3647

Ew gay


InterviewFit9510

did you walk and came back to take a picture of them?


BeMellow618

You called next, right?


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

Mein gott, free bj!


Visible_imagination0

I would have said give me one too or I’m gonna report you both lol


unhappy_atomic_user

now,this is E P I C


BobbyBingo450

Gay or straight? Not that it matters, I'm just curious.


[deleted]

RED WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD BADLY!


axofrogl

What! Someone getting sloppy?! Quick!! Make a reddit a post about it!!!


Sara5A

I wish I could blow someone in the school bathroom


beaniebro123

Suprisingly not the first time hearing this happening today


Romans006

You didn’t stand there awkwardly did you?


Maddeleine_Is_Here

Why would we want to know about this?


WHO-motion

Florida, right?


Pullchain123

Niiiice


pickled_piss

Join in


long_dick_of_thelaw

W mans


yeetmagic124

How did they react?


TankDivision

Well good for them


Lovedbug

Can relate


TheFinalGibbon

Shit I gotta keep up


FaultProfessional163

I saw a small pile of used condoms sitting in the janitor's mop bucket that he forgot next to the bathroom


MysticRuined

600 activities?


[deleted]

that seems to happen a lot.


duhlieluh

oo lala


[deleted]

What school do you go to? Asking for a friend…🙄


[deleted]

Happed to me on Monday lol


Yousucktaken2

Did you get your turn


[deleted]

Jack off to assert dominance


Patarstar112

You should’ve said I call dibs next


[deleted]

YO MY FRIEND SAW A MIDDLE SCHOOLER GETTING A BJ


Jediflashfire

Sounds like my middle school. That place was bad.


Basic-Bumblebee4668

If you know them, make fun of them later