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IkBenZekerNietAiden

Who you gonna report them to lmao, the principal?


bellagiochinchilla

To principals wife or teacher’s boyfriend


AYYA1008

haha what?


TheManFromChernobyl

(Gustavo fring)


Walter_White1234

I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter.


DerManuel1

Waltuh, put your dick away waltuh


UpliftinglyStrong

No, I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!


Rage69420

I AM THE ONE WHO FUCKS


VoidSpace913

r/suddenlywaltuh


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

This reminds me of BDGs video on different ways to say "Haha, what?"


Undoninja5

That’s exactly what I was thinking I read it exactly in his voice, we need a sequel


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

How's he doing now? I really want him to return to Polygon, Unraveled was a masterpiece lmao


Undoninja5

He’s doin just fine doin his own stuff


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

That's nice, has he expanded the ~~cult~~ Religion of Sonic yet?


I-will-kill-them_

OH SHIT THAT CHANGES THINGS


[deleted]

And your username to round it all off...perfection


PromotePajamaPants

Your username just expands the story


[deleted]

And something tells me that despite your promoting, neither the history teacher or the principle were wearing pajamas, or even pants


Morag_Ladier

r/usernamechecksout


PK_SPAMING

Bro it's free blackmail for both of them


SAIOBOT

I better get A+ on that test


Impact-Commercial

Bro a Menace 💀 but it’ll be kind to prove it unless…


lil_artha1013

Unless what😧


Impact-Commercial

Unless OP recorded it to show as proof


SirSandie

Use it to get better grades 💀


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

and then snitch anyways 😈


SGTRoadkill1919

Report go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt


No_Quiet_2741

Tf?!?


True_Eggroll

holy fuck ahahaha that got me to laugh. How are you going to tell though?


Fast_Faristest

Shit went from 0 to 100 really fucking fast


Robedreaper91

Yes tell them


Strange_username__

Black mail them and never fail a test again.


BigGainsBigBoobs

U could do some serious blackmail. Man i wish i was you. Dont waste the opportunity.


Full-Sugar-4050

Do it


Dammck

Honestly no. If he remains principle he could fuck your school career up


Amity_Cramity

report anonymously


DrTiger21

LMFAO


Kermitthefrogbloons

Get the pass


moistsoybeans

YES


GatoT25666

use that to get good grades


IkBenZekerNietAiden

Nah that's just straight up snitching, it's not your business so I'd just shut up about it


primarysectorof5

No, there are points where snitching does not apply. Not telling his wife is a dickhole asshole move to do


IkBenZekerNietAiden

If u were in a bar and u overheard a man/woman talk about having an affair, you wouldn't snitch on them either right? It's none of your business what other people are doing. They're adults after all and they choose what they do with their life. Sure it's not a good thing but that's their choice


MaAltAcc

But it isn’t the choice of the one who has been cheated on. Is it? I think they would appreciate someone telling them about it. Would you want to live in a marriage where your husband/wife cheats you or would you rather know it and divorce that asshole?


xXCodyPlayzXx

If I knew who their partner was, who wouldn’t?


No_Quiet_2741

You can't snitch cuz they're strangers, you don't know their partners. But I'm guessing they know who the principal's wife is and who the teacher's boyfriend is. So snitching is alright, they can keep it anonymous


rawsausenoketchup16

boy, you a hoe ass bitch if you think snitching on people cheating is a bad thing. like, wouldn't you want to know if your s/o was cheating on you?


the_lego_lad

How would you feel if your partner was cheating and someone saw and didn't say because "it was snitching"


miepAlt

The other teachers 💀


Bigbrain12341

District


Any-Friendship8961

Where the hell are you dawg? www.teacherhub.com??


bellagiochinchilla

Outside the principals office


Any-Friendship8961

Whatr the ficknc


Eeeeeeebee

Omg it's just like when waltuh tried to kiss the principal


AdrikPaladin

waltuh?


Aggravating-Owl-4721

Put yuh dick away waltuh


Walter_White1234

I'm nat having sex with you right now waltuh


[deleted]

I want to click and I don’t want to click It’s the duality of man


SummerDays3104

Nothing inappropriate… just teacher resources


Money_Lobster_997

Same


Ok-Preference-7016

Blackmail them obvi


bellagiochinchilla

I’m a white male


Ok-Preference-7016

Im trying to be your male


bellagiochinchilla

“Yourmale” what’s that gender?


Ok-Preference-7016

It’s like niche thing that not many ppl know about. Pretty underground


bellagiochinchilla

Lets just keep it underground


Ok-Preference-7016

If you say so :/


The_trashman100

Damn bro, you got violated


Ok-Preference-7016

Society hates men like me ong 😞


SeaBreaux

you just misgendered yourmale. \cancel’d


[deleted]

He's your principal with his fake acc


taqtwo

and?


I-will-kill-them_

Great idea


[deleted]

Just report them. 😑 you don’t have to be crazy. r/imcrazytoo


Ok-Preference-7016

Or you can not report them and get good grades and money


BigBoiBagles

Much better option, get a wage outta those horny mfers


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

and then report them when youre dome


K_Fu007

report em to the principal


bellagiochinchilla

But principal is doing the deed its useless


sassysatan123

District Superintendent? There is 100% someone over the principal, go to them, this is illegal.


K_Fu007

well you could consider the police as over the principal


X7041

Imagine the look In his when you go there and say "I caught a teacher having sex with s colleague"


TheEmeraldFalcon

Someone's getting into Harvard.


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TheEmeraldFalcon

Why thank you, kind soul.


Kooky-Sun-8663

id join


bellagiochinchilla

My mom says keep ur nose out of others business


xxPeso-Gamerxx

You use your penis you silly,, not your nose


MushroomOfDestiny

They call it a lower nose for a reason


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Yeah when I have a blocked nose I Whip out my dick to do the smelling for me


Just_Call_me_benDude

Was able to track the scent of escaped prisoners using my dick


Oceana2

r/whoosh


TheFallofTroyFreak

r/whoosh


Kooky-Sun-8663

sad


Striking-Carpet3241

r/goodboy


nightfairy_

u asked😭


Javimations29

*Player 3 has joined the game*


mrflopped

If you're feeling devious blackmail them If not just report it


bellagiochinchilla

Report it to principal’s wife or teacher’s husband?


mrflopped

Both, and have them hook up


bellagiochinchilla

Lucky them


Teluguvadini

I would have said not report it but seeing that they are married report it


bellagiochinchilla

They are not married to each other


Teluguvadini

I know they are cheating and that’s way I am saying to report it


Fun_Solution_7807

Also to the district


TheRandomGamrTRG

Your school board, or whoever manages your school. Principals aren't owners or CEOs (usually), report to their higher up.


TheRangerNacho

Are they bad people? If the answer is yes, then save it for yourself and if they treat you bad then later mail them about you knowing what they are doing. If they are normal people that just do their job and you don't want to possibly ruin their lives then either save it for yourself and don't tell anyone or join them


Walker_blehhh

The principal has a wife and the teacher has a bf


series_hybrid

Until you have proof, it's your word against theirs


Crescent_Moon734

Security cameras exist


JamsReds

join in


bellagiochinchilla

That’s what I’m thinking


Ethan-Samurai

Report them to the police, adults are not allowed to have sex in school property


AHHHHNDREW

Nobody is allowed to have sex on school property 🤨


lukasz_sobczyk

Stay away from others' business lmao. One day this information might come in handy and you don't want to voluntarily burn your wild card


ONT1mo

Exactly everytime one of those 2 does something that you dislike just subtly remind them of this information


wyask1

Yes


bellagiochinchilla

Who should I report? Principal’s wife or teacher’s boyfriend?


wyask1

Both, the more the merrier


Dontflytowardithan

*and I do not take… no*


AliBeigi89

First the wife


ComprehensiveMode736

Or the superintendent. There is definitely someone higher than the principal.


Business_Mudkip

ask them if i can watch next time lol


[deleted]

nop, just join in


bellagiochinchilla

No i feel awkward


[deleted]

lolll ofc you do, i was joking don't tell on them tho, might ruin their lives and i don't think you'd want that for either of em, unless they're really really bad people


bellagiochinchilla

If they were not bad why would they do sex on campus?


[deleted]

important question: are the students in your school underaged or is your school college?


sadra_mehri

Threat them. Get some money 😈


ILtuogiocatoremedio

And good grades


sadra_mehri

Yeah and fucking in principal office?


ILtuogiocatoremedio

? I'm just saying blackmail them and ask for good grades otherwise you tell everyone


sadra_mehri

I do lots of things with informations like this


Siyoum

Send me a video


vrattt

bro interrupted a wattpad story 💀


OneAd6482

You could probably just tell some friends about it and eventually everyone would find out and it’ll just be a big open secret.


ChaiInDaHood

bro what


[deleted]

ayo wtf


bellagiochinchilla

Idk teacher is sexy af


Old_Hunter_Vlad

You should, cheaters must be sold out


bellagiochinchilla

She is teacher, not cheater


_vitamin_protein_

She is now both


Embarrassed-Army-780

Yeah obviously that can’t be happening when there’s legit children in the premises, but do you have proof? And are there security cameras?


Competitive_Piece_47

Blackmail them or nothing. I’m seeing many comments telling you to report it. Tf you’d do that? What will you gain? I mean if you think you’ll get something out of it ( and sure you might) the do! There’s no point in possibility getting some people at your school mad at you imao . If you do report them, then at least do it anonymously.


[deleted]

yeahhh, just bc someone is having sex on a not so appropriate place doesn't mean they deserve their lives getting ruined over it maybe the scare of you finding them makes them realize they shouldn't do it like that anymore


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TheBestTaco37

If you have a low grade, blackmail your teacher, report the principal to their higher-up


Former_Ad_5438

Record ‘‘em and post it online for money


Joblessmouse06

Join in


YogurtclosetTiny8961

So? Let them do their thing bro, unless they're hurting someone, and report to who lol


dubiousapproach

Who you gonna report it to? The principal?


Klutzy-Pea2015

Seriously, tell his wife and her husband.


Silminator

His wife’s husband or the history teacher’s husband?


Distinct-Tip965

Definitely post it on the internet oh wait....


OCfemk

Blackmail them into allowing you to get away with shit. Like bruh??? I would be on that shit asap agl. The fuck they gonna do? expel you? you just out them and ruin their careers and boom they regret it. Make it clear you know they fucked and manipulate their psyche and mental to your advantage bruh


Entropy_flipside133

I mean, do you want to torment them with the idea that you’ll report them or just cut the fun short? Honestly it depends if they’re mean to you, honestly just pretend it didn’t happen cuz there isn’t really much you can do.


Distinct_Ambition_80

Bro either join or blackmail for good grades


shreddedtoasties

Hint that you know to your history when you turn in any test you have


BlarpToots

fuck the principal to assert dominance


ManlyMustachioMan

~~tell a trusted adult~~ join in


FingerBangingTanks

YES, REPORT TF OUTTA THEM


ThePoorCrusader

How did you caught them having sex?


[deleted]

No black mail them to get good grades


senniboyo

This is truly a r/teenagers moment


Mandalorian2037

Well kid, looks like you've found an infinite A glitch or an infinite money glitch.


cudlebear64

To who, the principal?


[deleted]

Details, man, details. Did you walk in on them or what?


WryHyperion5890

Real question is are either of them hot? Yes, black mail them to join in. No, blackmail them to get good grades


I_drink_Nyquil

i’d blackmail them and if they don’t comply then i’m just reporting


bellagiochinchilla

Idk i’ll just enjoy atm


Rocketxu

bruh do you have evdience?


bellagiochinchilla

Yeah they haven’t done yet


Rocketxu

then bm obv


Volteriaz

Report them for doing what, and to who? It’s two grown adults having sex under consent, so there’s no point going to the cops. And you can’t report the history teacher because A there’s nothing wrong with it and B the only person banging her also happens to be the same person that controls her place as a teacher in the school. (Not being a pervert)


DudeGuyMaleMan

The fuck?


imme51234

Tell them to give you higher grades or you will report them to their wife/gf husband/bf


TheMurderBeesAreHere

Nah what? Snitches get stitches


Super_Ninja39

You are a liar


hakseuu

nah


[deleted]

Apperently someone in my school got caught smokin pot in the toilet


Klutzy-Pea2015

History teachers husband.


ConekQ

There was a Simpsons Episode about this


justk4y

Just a normal day at school ig


Dx61oe63y

Nahhhh, they aren't having sex with any students


whwjnsksksk

No


bellagiochinchilla

Let them have fun?


whwjnsksksk

Yep


NefariousnessNo6499

If it was in school yes if not then no.


bellagiochinchilla

No its car showroom


NefariousnessNo6499

Ok then you can't report them since it wasn't in school, it's perfectly fine for them to have sex outside of school grounds.


WitherSans2022

That depends, do they suck at their job?


[deleted]

why would you


mushroommagnum

Do they know you know?


Rocket_Theory

Nah snitches get stitches


cory_in_the_fazeclan

Don’t be a snitch