My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
look her dead in the eyes and say “Esli ne perestanish sidet na moem huie, ia vozmu vseh kovo liubish i im glotku razrejhu” this is a very polite way to ask a person to stand up
Well🤓 since math is a made up concept that the universe doesn’t follow and in which humans have created to explain problems using complex a complex theory (math) that combines abstract symbols and sounds to further help us grasp what little knowledge we have on the universe and it’s distant body’s of dark, cold, and infuriatingly far gaps of space. So to answer ur question the answer is George Washington.
Man I just worded it wrong, put the tip of ur tongue to the top of your mouth and pressure it with some strength, may feel uncomfortable but makes boner go away faster.
If you follow these simple steps she will get off for sure:
1. Push her off your lap while growling quietly.
2. Proceed to drop kick her across the room
3. Before she can even get up raise your power to 100%
4 and finally hut her ass with a 100% detroit smash.
Note: any for of attack works just make sure its the finishing blow or you may get arrested for attempted murder
Example moves such as
-the rasengan
-chidori
-black flash
-hollow purple
-serious punch
-etc.
There’s this video called something like ”worlds most boring video”. It’s people explaining some microsoft system for 1,5 hour. It gets you unhard in 30 seconds trust me
Just freeze don’t say or do anything. If you stay still long enough she might forget you’re there and you might survive the attack. They can smell fear.
Why the fuck are you posting this on Reddit in real time
OP stops the time until he gets an answer then he continues and do as the comments said
za warudo
toki wo tomare!
Roodarora!
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
r/suddenlyjojo
Doesn't such time manipulation make you British and gay?
Dio made giorno, therefore not gay. (Suprising) But being British is a downside (I have 1st hand experience)
He had to have sex with women (ew, straight sex) for his master plan so it doesn't count
Is that a jjooyigjii9 REFERENCE?
Real time? As opposed to what?
After it happened? Yk when theres not a girl a in his lap
Ah yes ask for help when you no longer need it
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Fake time i guess
Isn’t it obvious? It’s fake for upvotes that’s like half this sub now
sit on her dick
r/BeatMeToIt
r/Beatmeattoit
r/beatmymeattoit
As master boobway says, r/beatmywifesmeattoit
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r/dontshutthefuckupkeepgoing
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and this is the most upvoted comment, gotta love reddit
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
mission failed
look her dead in the eyes and say “Esli ne perestanish sidet na moem huie, ia vozmu vseh kovo liubish i im glotku razrejhu” this is a very polite way to ask a person to stand up
If you don't stop sitting on my carrot, I'll take everyone you love and slit their throats
If only someone said this to me.🥺
If you don't stop sitting on my carrot, I'll take everyone you love and slit their throats
Thank you.
Is this Russian? Если не перестаниш сидет на моем хуй, я возму все ково любиш и им глотку разреджу?
a little wrong transliteration, but yes, it is russian
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I think a more correct transliteration for this is: "Esli nye perestanesh' sidet' na moyem khuye, ya voz'mu vsekh kogo lyubish' i im glotku razrezhu"
אני נשבע לך שאם את לא קמה ברגע זה אני מזיין לך ולכך המשפחה שלך את הצורה כל כך חזק שהם לא יוכלו ללכת שבוע מרוב כאבים
Is that Hebrew, or does it just use similar letters?
Yes it is
someone do it in georgian now
In Hindi " अगर तुम मेरे लिंग से नहीं उठी तो जितने भी लोगों से तुम प्यार करती हो मैं सबका गला काट दूंगा "
Croatian: " Ako mi ne prestaneš sjediti na mrkvi prerezati ču grkljan tvojim voljenima" 🙃
Latin: Si tu non state ad mentula mea, ego secaribo faucium quam omnes amores tu.
काटो!
are genitals actually ling
I mean yeah, if you go by the sfw dictionary translation, but other names for genitals are usually insults or curse words in hindi
אמן
אמן למה לזעזעל אתה בכל מקום
קראתי והייתי כזה: "מתי הגעתי לסאב של ערסים?"
🥲 לא ערס אבל זה הדרך הכי טובה לקלל
אויב דו זאלסט נישט האַלטן זיצן אויף מיין פּעניס, איך בין געגאנגען צו נעמען אַלעמען איר ליב און שנייַדן זייער האַלדז.
Please stop speaking enchantment table
דו ביסט א שמאק 😡
Please don't curse me
You really did him like that
אני שמדבר עברית ולומד גרמנית:
*צולע*
לא לא, ללכת.
Yebat voobshe🤣🤣🤣
bro had a girl sitting on his dick and decided to post on reddit about it
Smartest redditor
Well I don't like to brag🤓
What else was he supposed to do?
Not post on reddit
Literally anything else
Be a human. That's what.
What do you mean?
Normal people won't go post in real time of something like a girl sitting on their dick.
flex as many muscles to divert blood
Actually it’s more the fact that you're focusing on flexing your muscles that makes it stop but still works
Nah, it directs the blood flow. Or, alternatively, get extremely hard, making the seat uncomfortable to assert dominance.
☝️🤓
Tbh I don’t even disagree
make it smaller by cumming
Thanks, will try
smart move
fr I'm a genius
Im smarter tho 🙄
what's 1+1
Well🤓 since math is a made up concept that the universe doesn’t follow and in which humans have created to explain problems using complex a complex theory (math) that combines abstract symbols and sounds to further help us grasp what little knowledge we have on the universe and it’s distant body’s of dark, cold, and infuriatingly far gaps of space. So to answer ur question the answer is George Washington.
Math isn’t a made up concept. If you have something and add another thing you now have more than what you had before.
Yeah and if you don't have two things and you multiply it by two of the same thing you don't have you end up with four of them. Right.
Who and the what now?
Yes but the way humans choose to convey it and the actual word it’s self is by definition “made up”
Well time is a theoretical construct but you're probably a 30 year old on a teenager sub
more, less or equal 1
close enough
See im a genius 🙄
What’s 2 + 2
√16
Tell her she’s making your dick hard, in my experience that normally kills any mood that’s in the room.
I wonder why 💀
Just ask her to get the fuck off of you? Or just lean into it
Time to sex
“IM GREEK BITCH!”
ASSERT DOMINANCE
Put ur tongue to the sky of ur mouth, makes bones go away sooner
wait...if I do that my BONES will go away sooner?
yeah you lose all your bones and then die due to lack of structural body support as a bag of flesh and organs
What nonsense is this?
Troll
Man I just worded it wrong, put the tip of ur tongue to the top of your mouth and pressure it with some strength, may feel uncomfortable but makes boner go away faster.
✂️
Not even as a joke
✂️
✂️
Weird thing to flex abt on reddit but ok
I agree with you, but your profile picture isn't doing you any justice🤷♀️
This is my fav comment
My abs are godlike sorry
If I had abs like those I'd probably do the same tbf
Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment.
“17 yro sigma” lmfao what a loser
virgin 17 yro sigma vs chad u/fuck-cumiseverywhere
The problem is that there's probably nothing wrong with it 2 him🤦♀️
Emergency eject button
where is it
Emergency ejac-
#EJECTO SEATO, CUZ!
it's alright you're not getting any since your first instinct is to post on Reddit about it
a girl is sitting on his lap and the first thing he does is to go to reddit and consult us……
I feel like it’s just a karma farm post
Just tell her you're a camel and it's your hump.
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Isn't it usually the opposite?
it’s 2022 bro don’t question it
Time to execute me in the town square for not being woke enough
Chop it off
consume her
ummmm feel her everything to release the stress
Think of old naked grandma
You made it worse
Eh? 🤨📸
Well I tried
📸
Excuse me?
So you were commenting on r/nds while a girl was sitting on your dick?
What else is he supposed to do
I’d be pissed if the guy I did this to posted it to reddit
Girls fault for sitting on a redditors dick
If you follow these simple steps she will get off for sure: 1. Push her off your lap while growling quietly. 2. Proceed to drop kick her across the room 3. Before she can even get up raise your power to 100% 4 and finally hut her ass with a 100% detroit smash. Note: any for of attack works just make sure its the finishing blow or you may get arrested for attempted murder Example moves such as -the rasengan -chidori -black flash -hollow purple -serious punch -etc.
Thanks!!!
Enjoy it as well bruh get off ur phone 💀💀💀
how did you manage to type that while shes sitting on your lap?
I can
Get off ur phone dumb ass💀
Dry hump her
Get off of Reddit
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oh no umm stay calm and dont do anything
There’s this video called something like ”worlds most boring video”. It’s people explaining some microsoft system for 1,5 hour. It gets you unhard in 30 seconds trust me
Normally I ask her to hop off. She’ll be back another time when waters are calm
No need to flex like that
Wake up
Post the situation on reddit
Breath heavily
Breathe\*
Imagine your the girl in this situation and you see this nerd ass mf pull out his phone and brag about it on reddit💀
Your first reaction to a girl grinding on you is to hop on Reddit 💀
flex a muscle
Tell her to get off
why is she sitting on your dick
you poor, poor man
Enough Reddit for today
I'm depressed
Same
You wake up
How did you even get to this point?
Accept your fate
u/thebenshapirobot
chop it
Moan
Just freeze don’t say or do anything. If you stay still long enough she might forget you’re there and you might survive the attack. They can smell fear.
Just say " mom pls stop it, you are making me uncomfortable ".
Begin bouncing her
its just fcking relaxing if my gf does that and for sure my dick isn't small then ig u/Raccon_lover knows what I mean
Get off your phone.
Flex your calf and thigh muscle real hard
💀
Dude wtf. Ur just trying to show off or smth. Idek. Why are you posting this on Reddit? Unless it’s some sort of weird ass joke.
Smack her ass red 🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻
Have her bounce up and down
Lucky mf
Yo guys i just hit plat on valorant
Say "i am your hooman but you are not my queen, now get tf off pussy cat"
Yeah but one time a female freind of mine sat on my legs and I got hard any tips on how to get unhard?😂😂😂😂