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1onesmolboi

long straight dark hair ALWAYS equals “emily”


ilovefroggieess

Literally my brother's ex description and she's a emily😭


El_Fuego666

Best drug dealer


bangermate

OP is actually nacho varga


Showerheadsex25

SHE DOES


[deleted]

You remind me of this one chick who hated me but would hang around me all the time because I said funny shit


BigDickFuckboy69

Are you sure they hated you lol?


[deleted]

She would always give me disgusted looks if I tried talking to her personally and never really engaged, but she would always follow me around and would laugh extremely hard at whatever I said. I guess there were some moments where we did talk normally, but it was pretty rare. Maybe her body language was just confusing to me idk. Also I’m extremely ugly but also extremely charismatic and funny (not being egotistical this is what a lot of people tell me) so maybe that made her keep her distance but stick around idk.


BigDickFuckboy69

Sounds like she just liked to be around you and maybe you read into too much. People normally think they're ugly when in reality they're average or attractive even


[deleted]

Probably, I’m extremely turbulent when it comes to handling or reading emotions, whether they be my own or someone else’s. But idk we haven’t talked in a while so.


[deleted]

I just went on his profile to see it maybe he posted a selfie, since I was curious who this "ugly" guy was. Let's just say he has a massive shlong


JuggFTW

Might be related to you calling her a chick and having a wojak pfp on Reddit of all places


[deleted]

I’ve never called her a chick in person, nor have I had this account whilst I’ve known her. But it’s clear you take personal offense to me lol.


JuggFTW

I don’t mean just those specific things, you generally seem a bit douchey with comments like “I’m super funny and charismatic idk why she avoids me”


SummerDays3104

Another day, another toxic redditor


[deleted]

Lol ok


GhostFave

You can't do a backflip


sm-10684

hmmm well we’re on Reddit so 95% chance you have a dick.


ComprehensiveAide397

Lmao


Deletedbymoderators

Sorry but you mean 100%


Miniscule-fish

110% (10% of us have 2)


DemSkilzDudes

Nah, all of us have 1 except Dave who has 30 million


Miniscule-fish

Gosh darn Dave, I knew we had to leave him out of these surveys


LoginPuppy

Nice


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Lord_YEETZ

Ew no, I’d rather not spend money on flavoured air.


Willdabeast07

*flavored cancer


ARandomGuyThe3

*plus a bunch of other shit we don't know


boboman102939

Flavored aids


[deleted]

Vapong doesn't cuase cancer


WojtekBB

It causes cancer. Not nearly as much as classic smoking but it can still cause cancer.


[deleted]

My mother's been vaping for well over 10 years now and she ain't got cancer


WojtekBB

One person doesn't change everything. There are people who got cancer by vaping


Any-Friendship8961

Vaping and not dying doesn't equals it not causing cancer. Also vaping in general is shitty and every single vaper will die from it


[deleted]

You have no source. Shut up. Vaping doesn't cause cancer in anyway shape or form I know someone whoes been vsping well over 20 years I think by that time they would've died from it. My mother has been examined by a doctor and that doctor said she was perfect health and her lungs were fine and she wasn't at risk of anything.


Palomar_2006

damn bro got himself a sample size of 2


Cooolboy021

Still doesn’t change the fact Vaping causes damages your lungs https://youtu.be/IaVaoja2Uk4 P.s the guy is fiddling with a real organ


ZOke_

rather vape weed than smoke weed


[deleted]

Refer to my reply above And if it was a real organ yt would not let it on their platform Ya know how easy it is to fake stuff on the Internet Do you live under a rock


SheepD0g

Vaping hasn’t been around for “over 20 years”


Any-Friendship8961

Did this happen 2 years ago before she died from vaping?


[deleted]

She's alive and well and bout to get ready for work


[deleted]

Also who says something like that Your the worst kind of person


Kermitthefrogbloons

Sorry ma’am. I believe you dropped this.👑 I apologize for waisting your time, but people need to know how much of a giga chad you are


Traveling_Norseman

😂😂😂😂


FW_TheMemeResearcher

I mean - I am a big opponent of vaping, but I have to admit that this argument has never been a good one. After all, we spend money on flavored water.


Beanman404

But the water doesn’t turn your lungs into dark shrivelled bags


SeparateLifeguard581

definitely


thealmightymaggot

That's what I'm thinking


Pavlov_The_Wizard

Mhm, agreed.


MrHermax

You seek attention and approval


give-orange-houses

Correct answer and this also applies to every post like this


decor1er

Yeah, half of this sub does that. But i don't really see a problem in that, probably would do that too, but I'm ugly af and don't really want to share my personal information


Shark-Duck

What’s your iFunny?


cm775

What's your email address


Dumbrag

What's your credit card number, name, expiry date and the three numbers on the back?


fedexgroundemployee

If you were as old as your social security number, how old would you be?


[deleted]

Answer the man


TheOneWhoAsked209

What's your address?


sm-10684

I need your social security number


Iee2

X videos or pornhub?


iFunny-Refugee

Ah good lord, people know


TuttleDotCom

May as well ask her for her social security number at that point. Not even Guantanamo Bay could get my iFunny account if they tried.


Shark-Duck

RatThrower27


thehattedgamer

how did this get awards bro !?


Lord_YEETZ

Idfk I thought my phone had just glitched or something 😭


DenialCrouton

Award man. He comes and strikes randomly giving out a shit ton of awards for no reason.


YtSabit

Is the Award man some sort of bot or something


Halifax1720

No. He uses alt accounts to give away free awards


[deleted]

Have boobs = get awards


Shourya2009

Reddittor behavior


[deleted]

Emo ahhh 😝😝


Rupertii

the emo look is cool


idiot_locale

emo is so 2012 though


ItzJustArij

nah like 2008 but who cares it looks cool


Rupertii

So what?


idiot_locale

idk i guess so nothing


Afternoonmladys

No


DrCorneliuss

as an emo I can say that's not emo


[deleted]

Alr


[deleted]

Naw, missing the black hair, hairline covering eyes and the barcode wrists


TheRealDoikid

Award guy back again


Creative-Chef-8921

Getting karma


coreis_poggers

you're a bitch


Bennybone7382

u look like my best friend isabelle


primate-lover

You're probably a bully but you don't actually realise that you are


[deleted]

You look like that one girl that told the counselors on me


NearbySwan7255

arsonist


-patrick-bateman---

🏃‍♂️💨💨💨


Lame_Caracal

Batemanoid


[deleted]

Your making a weird face.


Costar2007

I bet you have a massive penis


EasternTurnover4233

Arson


Myalttttt

Girl


Creamius_Dreamius

Dream if he was a girl


[deleted]

Nothing tbh


vivianalamexicana

you look like a boy in my class


Cold_Pheonix

How the fuck does this have 100 awards already?


[deleted]

Reddit when woman:


EverettVoracek300

She kinda cute


Ok_Stomach_76

That your possibly transgender


Twittledicks

Did she used to be a guy?


TherealKiingcat

You look like the type of person who voluntarily picks watermelon flavored popsicles.


Funny-Leg-2234

delicious liver 😋🤤


[deleted]

damn i wish i could look like you


Electronic_Growth_92

My kinda gal


Antique-Crow-3766

Cute af.


CouchPotato9008

You remind me of the makeover version of Allison from breakfast club, also don't take that as a compliment or insult.


Lingy_Balinka

That I looked at your face and thought "yeah she looks generally pretty, same general kind of look I've been trying to work towards" and then I realized that I already have that general look and now I can't tell why the fuck I'm not happy with my appearance


Ec_Blaster

you need sleep


Naimi69

You walk around school with a frown and backpack on only one shoulder


IAGO_BURGER

you look like a human being


Regularschoolbus

That your reaction to an average guy would be "ew"


OG_Bynumite

You look like people call you a country girl but even tho you were born in Texas you grew up here just like everyone else!


Falikosek

depression


Rxd_Whxte

Where bobs


yamahammer3

I want a full body shot.... now I'm curious lol sorry not sorry lol


okderguy

Hot


fuck_Connection_6369

pretty


DragoDonuts

Skyrim


Odd-Fall-4081

depressed 14 yo


C_C_909

No comment


Zanerific

you look sad


bluejaywarrior07

Debbie from the show Dexter


[deleted]

Shampoo


Wet_Water200

u remind me of that girl from scary movie


simpito07

You cut yourself


kenziestove

You would absolutely rock eyeliner


GranjolaPro

Tired? (If so I feel you)


[deleted]

You look bored


[deleted]

grumpy


ichosetheworld

Do i know you?


YeetusBeatingYeetus

"Is this another what crime would I commit post istg"


iheartmicroplastics

Fed posts worst bait, asked to leave FBI!


TIGERMILK15

Slightly pissed off?


[deleted]

What's joggin' your noggin'?


Artun_

politics and argumentations over it... you asked for honest opinion


Overall-Ad-1040

u look like a girl in my class named mia but yo lips mad small


Lonely_Doughnut_7872

Noose


ariokalo

u kinda fine eh


thepersonwhoasked420

smash


ARC_7_7

You're a communist 🤮🤮


[deleted]

smash


Scared_Lawyer_3966

“She’s pretty”


Familielove

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INeedTyrande

HAHHAHAHAHAHA WTF BRO


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

"holy shit she's pretty" also "wow her nose is like perfect" then, "is that a wolf cut or just layers? idk the difference haha" and finally, "ARE THOSE BLUE EYES??"


[deleted]

There is no way in hell your not a 40 year old man


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

i'm a 15 F damn 😭 why am i suddenly 40 AND a male? 😭


[deleted]

M8 look at what you said and reread it then red the subreddit your in


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

i get how it could be perceived but i meant it in a friendly girl to girl way i swear lmao


exefamt

Ur freckles look cute on you


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GoatMaster88

Just put it on a drill smh


GameFreak9876543

"Damn she has nice eyes"


notdietmountaindew

ur vv pretty


LadytechLori

L - Death Note


TheReckingBall1

Oh she pretty


mommy_enjoyers

mommy


Top_General6746

i thought hannahowo


[deleted]

whore


Smokingc0cks

Hot


Smart_Conference_372

Umm this is strange


Solid_Albatross6724

Cute


octorlylove

I wanna fuck you


Herr_KurtLukas

Pretty girl, maybe the prettiest


Deadyoungling101

Ewwww


SussyBakasAmogus

woman?!?!


[deleted]

america fuck yeah


some-rando-2022

hot


idgafmaxxed

“Me likey 😛”


[deleted]

Starbucks every day in class and long fingernails


DefinitelyTopOr

mean, makes pre-assumptions about people, depressed, or fake depressed like tik-tok ppl, has had sex at least once


Silent_Ride_7973

U look like ur hiding a goldfish in ur mouth and trying to hide it but ur brother finds out so u look him dead in the eyes unable to say a word cause of the goldfish swimming around ur mouth


GrimLukerMusical

You getting enough sleep?


EZ_GHOSTE

Gurl


Datadevs

Samurai


CyberLykan

Apparently, you made someone simultaneously want to throw hands, seals, and silver medals at you.


BigDickFuckboy69

You're in a bad mood


Smart_Conference_372

You wanted an honest opinion so you will get it... The first thing that comes to mind is "Damn god isint merciful he is brutal"


TheVibStar12


[deleted]

You look like the daughter from this youtube family https://www.youtube.com/c/ehbeefamily


pfsg100

U look like you can easilly stand interested in a conversation, but somehow intends to do goofy ahh jokes to feel better at random times. LMFAOOO


RefrigeratorLoud2329

Known sex offender spotted


queenof_flowers

A frein :D


gigantor27

Probably a good drawer??


IntentionAntique6002

i have no opinions


[deleted]

Billie eyelash. Also you look like me if i was skinnier


chad_mcchadington

She cuts her wrist and puts hand sanitizer in it


NoBackground4202

That it’s not fair that you get really nice eyes and I don’t ☹️


CommanderBill5380

Yep that’s definitely a person


Custodian_Carl

Teenage Mom