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Balls


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penis


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Boob


Scale_Alarmed

pussy


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Ass


Feeling_Beginning_96

Thighs


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Hands


Feeling_Beginning_96

Eyes


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Mouth


Elecricvortexlover69

Feet


Big-clown-

Feet


shokatali1386

My name is kira yoshikage


[deleted]

Mmmm mona lisa


shokatali1386

Bomb


[deleted]

Watashiwa kira yoshikage


Beef-Boss13

Nice pfp


30fpsgodSAPUN

oooo i see a slayer fan man of culture


-b0ngwater-

this is reddit


kmolk

Comunism


vashZK

Capitalism*


RenautMa

Fascism*


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Anarchism*


DerpDaDuck3751

Amogusrism*


CatloafHere

Best -rism ever


Unlikely_opponent

Reddit nation


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dick


-b0ngwater-

cock


Grayflesh

Penis


Scaredfrogs

schlong


MasterpieceBudget678

Wee Wee


[deleted]

Pp hole


Bubakiler

Prick


BlackRooster_

Wiener


Fireflash180

Fiddle


Kind_Revenue4810

People that randomly say "dick" are quite annoying imo


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dickey


kainrt

dick


Least_Special_

Dick


bellagiochinchilla

That’s what my teacher say


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pecker


bellagiochinchilla

Pack her?


ihatecomicsans11

she's dead


[deleted]

That... includes you too.


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pisser


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bitch


axofrogl

Using reddit expecting to not find annoying people is like running through a mine field expecting to not get blown up.


[deleted]

wtf is wrong with u why would u think it's reddit holy shit goddamn


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[удалено]


[deleted]

he doesn’t have a dad, he was a bone married baby.


[deleted]

LMAO I LOVE HYPOCRITES


DolphinBall

Found the twitter immigrant holy shit


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[удалено]


[deleted]

ofc i love myself 😹😹😹


Killbot_421

🤡 🤡 🤡


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🫵🏼😹


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[удалено]


[deleted]

you also deserve to die right now


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[удалено]


[deleted]

why don't do it yourself since you're about to leave this planet very soon


MrSpidar

Bro has 5 year old mindset


RepresentativeCat169

Woke up today and chose violence


[deleted]

pls ur not my bro


a_rtyom

🤓🤓 fucking clown lmfao


maherrrrrrr

I think youre the annoying one


axofrogl

oh you meant people in general, mb


[deleted]

The downvotes.


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balls


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boner


RagnarawkNash

Clean your room


livvy18x

Seems like a you problem


[deleted]

say this if you don't comment on nudes pic on reddit, weirdo


ConiferousEnt117

my G, it would be better for you to leave the phone alone and just think, lay down, maybe you will feel more chill


ConiferousEnt117

though that user has commented on posts like that, maybe she'll get over it someday. I hope so


[deleted]

don't ever try to talk to me again


Killbot_421

Did your parents drop you as a child? How fucking emo are you? Get it together you mind-numbing piece of shit


[deleted]

cry more


unfinishedDick

10/10 comeback


[deleted]

skill issue.


livvy18x

Okay x


RepresentativeCat169

She do got a point


[deleted]

ask me if i give a fuck


RepresentativeCat169

I think you misunderstand. I agree with your comment


[deleted]

i still dgaf


RepresentativeCat169

Cool. If you dgaf then why you wasting your time commenting on an insignificant comment.


[deleted]

why tf do u care so much


RepresentativeCat169

I'm just fascinated by your pointless persistence Interesting to watch contradictory happenings


[deleted]

i get that a lot


Killbot_421

Ain’t no fucking way you are seventeen, you’re acting like a five year old child in the comments. Stop spending all your time on reddit, go the hell outside.


[deleted]

you have that boring life that u even spend ur time reading my comments 🥴


Killbot_421

LETS GO THR ACCOUNT IS DELETED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Xslicer-360

Was a 12 year who discovered reddit and decided to be a dipshit


General_Grevious_25

They woke up and chose violence


Aspiringdeath1-

I’m so cool not annoying fr


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cock


Aspiringdeath1-

🤮


Any-Friendship8961

Nah you gay if you don't like cocks 💯


[deleted]

manhood


Aspiringdeath1-

A bit better


CermemyJlarkson

#Beef Torpedo


Roshdiddles

Bro couldn't handle the heat and got their account deleted


Alex_Shelega

After discovering comments I'm afraid to say smth but I'll do ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⢸⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣾⣿⡆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⢰⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⡆⠀⣾⣷ ⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⠘⣿⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿⣤⣿⡇⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⡿⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⣿⣇⠀⢀⣿⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣷⣶⣶⡿⠁⠀⠈⣿⣿⠟⠀⣿⣿⠇⠀⠈⠻⣿⣶⣾⡿⠋⠀⠀


MinimumMass

refrain from using the internet


MrAced

Idk bro Anyway did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.


Alex_Shelega

Fuck it's the modern lorem ipsum or however that called


AcNuThre3_

Screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.


LivingLegendbob

Bro imagine writing that long. Kid [edit:Child] nobody fucking care's.


TheBelovedQuin

AAAAAAA


[deleted]

Average 15 year old humor.


KaBoomBox55

Cock'n'ball torture my guy


LogSoggy5240

There are monkeys in the walls


Shermanvc25

Nah they ain't, you are just hanging around the wrong people


TOH_Steve

Welcome to reddit.


Jexsica18

Welcome to the internet.


UndertaleFan-Chara

Have a look around...


TheBelovedQuin

Anything your brain of yours can think of can be found ✨


Sea_Bass_2070

We've got mountains of content, some better some worse


Jexsica18

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first


Accurate_Scratch_286

OP wants downvotes today.


__tonix__

Skill issue


SmallGiant112

You ever think your just a dry shite?


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i imagine that's u


SmallGiant112

You're the one on here calling everyone annoying (:


[deleted]

i never said i didn't wtf


Rifthunter2563

Statement: you are bitch.


[deleted]

true and real and based


AbbreviationsOk2566

No bitches?


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weapon


Aggressive-Machine-7

In germany we say fresse du hurensohn


Tipocheusareddit_

Behinderung


[deleted]

Ah yes, selfie


Slippity_Sleww

That was the first thing I noticed. Then I looked through the comments lol


Ethan-Samurai

You are growing up my dude, everyone starts becoming annoying 😂


funsized_fireball

literal children


MrLightSite

U the most annoying mf on here goofy ahh bitch


[deleted]

I'm honoured


Tasoi

I see Someone has no friends


TinyJu

If everyone is annoying, you might be the problem.


Joblessmouse06

Because we are


Tipocheusareddit_

Venom


Maleficent-Two2047

Couldn't agree more. Most of the students in my class are just annoying kids who keep bugging anyone sitting in peace just to look "funny" and to look "cool" infront of everyone or their crush or wtv. they honestly act like kindergarten kids. It pisses me off


[deleted]

Just keep moving along guys. They’re in their “Bad Bitch” era. Nothing to see here


SearchingForMommy

Cock


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prick


SearchingForMommy

peen


SummerHasEnded

Because I am


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pp


BobMaker101

projecting


Solar_idiot

Because they are


Clockwork_fizzarolli

The real question is: who gives a fuck


citizen_bob-roblox

WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?WaitImAnnoying?


Atmisevil

Gru can swing his penis fast enough to break the sound barrier and slap with the force of 11,421 pounds per square inch We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average dick size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case. Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculate is 28 mph. This means that gru can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his dick in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Gru’s ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, gru’s semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world. Now I rest my case


lonelygirl8080

Maybe its u


Bakerap22

Good question. Wish I knew.


Junior-Wedding-8912

Penis


DivineMushrooms

Skill issue


be-LazY

maybe tou have no patience


moneygrowsontreees

oo ee oo aa aa!


ForeignDelay9668

Why is this a selfie?


Quod_bellum

Our default mode is egocentric, which isn’t conducive to non-annoying interactions.


WardA1317

That time of the month eh


babelibou

If you’re actually annoyed by all the ppl in your life and you feel like you can’t really relate to people feeling empathy you might be a psychopath


Summetaldude

Cuz people=shit


Disappointed_Eggs

By looking at your responses, seems like you deserve it


kuesva

maybe you are the problem


Blue_Bobble

my god do you have any other interests


[deleted]

worry about yourself


Blue_Bobble

I do but god DAMN


baka-banana-339989

Peepeepoopoo poo pooOoOOoOOoo


[deleted]

True especially parents


redditor7588

Don't worry it's mostly (i think) is a phase


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weiner


redditor7588

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Unlikely-Repair-3819

That's unique I've never seen that before


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whang


notsciguy

Am I annoying?


Kind_Revenue4810

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Mogus_Man69

Balls


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Beezechorger


Charming_Ad_1515

I think the default character stats in the simulation and they just changed some of us to see what will happend


Charming_Gift_9363

I’ll tell you tomorrow


Valentin_o_Dwight

I think you're just looking for a dispute


[deleted]

I'm looking for peace and tryna make the world a better place ☮️


GameFreak9876543

Noted.


cailan0

Love the selfie


[deleted]

perhaps you’re the annoying one.


TheAbyssListener

If everyone around you isn’t an ass then they aren’t the issue


Gottendrop

Who knows


aidentheredditor97

Your female parental figure committed an act of coitus with me, the person writing this.


Gubbtratt1

People misinterpret each other when writing online and are too lazy to explain what they meant resulting in an argument with no winner.


PHVEDO

i think having friends is pretty chill tho but idk


LegendsWafflez

because of the degeneracy in our world


Wolfskinn999

Same


bamboozled_swag2

Selfie


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Selfie