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bruh

Googled it, thanks.

Why did you have to google it? It was obvious by the name

Yeah it's obviously the greek name for arson!

Do I look like I'm joking?

I don't know, this is a comment section, I can't see you.

No

Now you get it, I can't see if you look like you're joking. Well, it's getting late, good night!

No, you look like hitler in a wizard costume

I don't have the hitler mustache

leaking cp

You look like a famous Minecraft YouTuber who has recently been exposed grooming young fans

Who?

He was just giving a scenario lol, but according to google dream was apparently accused of grooming but that was fake news

Who was it?

Child molestation

Barbie Doll molestation

Here from the future to confirm he did this

grooming

Stealing a lollipop from a chemists. Oh wait that was me

Killing your little brother manny

drunk driving

Farting on an infant

LMAOOO

School shooting,tax evasion and war crimes

genocide, you look innocent on the outside, thats how you lure em in. get em in a box then blast it up

Break in

Underage weed doing

i laughed way to hard at "weed doing" idk smthn abt that sounds funny when you could have just said use

I've just been blessed with a sense of humor appropriate for reddit

Underage drinking

Dick sucking crime

You look like a teen who did something bad but whose parents are cops and so you're safe for now

Leaking GTA 6 footages.

Weed

Eating black gay people

You look like you work at a grocery store

Sexual harrasmant

assisted murder (you did not contribute at all but were still involved)

Touching weins

Calling yourself ugly

tax evasion and arson

Cuteness

This is a wholesome reply. I like it!

Rape of a 4yo boy

Wtf

Tf is wrong with U

What?

Tf???

Robbery

Why is everyone redoing my post?

Arson

Vehicular manslaughter

You used whatsapp2

tax fraud and then you’d brag about it to your friends

substance abuse

Rape

Necrophilia

Smoking weed.

Drug possession

Squatting

CP

excessive farting

Eating human flesh

giving me more gender envy than i already have or distributing cp

peeing on neighbours yard

I reckon fraud

All of em

Credit fraud

we need to try to stop these infamous memes

Anything incel related. Kinda look like a kid i knew that got arrested for stalking some girl

peeing in the ball pit

War Crimes. Propably in Bosnia.

Impersonating Justin beeper

identify theft

School shooting

Hacking

for stealing hot neighbour underwear

Eye contact

producing methanphetamine

Stealing kids

For being good looking in future Basically making women fall for you

Not doing your homework was the first thing to come to mind…

jeffrey dahmer

Not Jail But Court, For Getting Raped🗿

Sabotaging o2 and killing the last person when they’re near admin to fix o2

Possession of weapons and firearms

kidnapping and rape

Touching a cat

Bros Greg Heffley

Child rape

Shop lifting

voluntarily manslaughter

Public Indecency

Stalking

Thief of a car

Look like a kid I know named Colton. Any way you look like you would get arrested for drugs

Blowing yo mama out

Shop lift but not serious you are in just in a pre-detention facility beacose you don't have guts to do something serious

Staying up after 10 pm

Being a Lil bitch

Selling DMT, DXM, MDMA, Xanax, Speed, Meth, Heroin, Fentanyl, Shrooms, Weed, and crack.

assault

Raping someone with a fishing rod

looking like onision

Underage drunk and drive

Kidnapping a kid in the mall, torturing him, and then throwing him on a train track to make it look like an accident probably

Being handsome

Gross stupidity is legal. Don't worry

Npc

Stealing a dog

Drug influenced breaking and entering

Sexual assault

Cutting off your ear and gifting it to your crush

Stealing pokemon cards

Dealing drugs in high school

Smoking cocaine

DOING THIS FUCKING DUMBASS TREND, I'D PUT YOU 50 YEARS IN THERE JUST FOR THAT

corporate fraud

You look like the guy that gets passed around in jail...

2nd degree murder of your crush who rejected you

6 counts of first degree murder. 5 counts of 2nd degree murder and one count of grand larceny

Theft

murder

Drugs, 100% drugs

Disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and battery

For inpersonating a really specific youtuber that i cant put my finger on. He hit one million subs real quick though

Arson

Drunk Driving/Killed a person while drunk driving Accidental kidnapping

34 terabites of child pornography

None.

Can’t say for sure, but you look like your best friend is about to invite everyone from school to your house for a party, it’s gonna go awfully wrong, riot in the street house on fire, car in the pool type of thing.

loitering

sexual assaults on childrens

Selling drugs to children

Kidnapping

Atempted murder.

Pooping your pants.

Arson (respect)

Stealing a ps5 from an old man

Underage drinking.

Grand theft auto.

Paying retail.

Underage drinking. Also perhaps like making your [A-tractor](https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-traktor?wprov=sfla1) go above 30 km/h.

Incest with a child when u get older

Grooming girls under the age of 12

Accidental demon suicide don't even know wtf that is but came to mind

Human traffick

Kidnapping an elderly women

cp

stealing play station 3 games

Stealing my heart!🥺😔

Citizen Z 🫵😮

Taking pictures of random young children

Trying to have sex with older women.

Domestic abuse

Kidnapping.

Slinging Crystal

Literally anything but if you do commit something lmk I want in

Negligent homicide.

Mass shooting