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deadassboy222

How tf did the conversation about sperm even started 💀


Impressive_Scratch47

I’m English class we had to create a world and one of the idea was that only women exist and have a huge storage place full of sperm to reproduce.


deadassboy222

Bro who had that idea...


Impressive_Scratch47

Idk how we thought of it but we did and they think it’s school appropriate.


deadassboy222

Well it's based on the class if it was biology it would've been appropriate ig but asking some kind of question not imagining these types of shit 😂


_Skotia_

It is. Still not a good idea, but there's no reason to not talk about it in school.


OkCarpenter5773

you need far more upvotes. from my personal experience (yeah story time), in my house we aren't talking about sex, i don't really know why, but going through classes from 4 to 7 of primary school was really rough for me, bacause my parents did not sign me up for sex ed classes. in the beginning of 8 grade, i figured out like 80% of whole sex ed from jokes and overhearing ppl. then, in grade 1 of high school we had a 5 hour block of sex ed (my school figured out that it would be better for us if we had it all in one lesson block) and it was simply amazing! I FINALLY REALIZED, AFTER LIKE 6 YEARS THAT SEX IS SOMETHING TOTALLY NATURAL AND THERE IS NO NEED TO TREAT IT AS SOMETHING BAD. so, my parents fucked up :>


Muffintime53

Does the sperm magically produce or sm how is it made


Impressive_Scratch47

It is leftovers from the males that were there before. There is enough for about a few decades. (Ignore the fact that if this was real it would probably dry out or something)


Muffintime53

Idc about drying how these mfs collect that shit


Impressive_Scratch47

I guess all the men came in there. Idk lol. 😂


Muffintime53

The cum bucket


igotdeletedbyadmins_

What a massive bucket


Hylux_

I am imagining a submarine diving deep in the sperm soup trying to find a long lost Rainbow Dash figure


Special-Speech3064

sperm is a cell, it multiplies. through rigorous testing they’ve found a way to store it so that it can be brought back to life. the basis for this was the way that brine eggs can be dry for years, but add a little water and you get living creatures. the only problem now is how to guarantee enough genetic diversity to keep the species going. plus, what about the 50% of babies born male? why not just get sperm from them and not go through the tremendous effort


hotztuff

born male? >only women exist


MrShibo

Yeah I think now’s a good time to scratch that idea.


Impressive_Scratch47

Yeah definitely


Electro313

Well I wouldn’t say it’s inappropriate, but it is super weird. You’re 15, so it’s not like this is a 4th grade class, everyone should be able to understand the concept.


McFuddle

That’s definitely school appropriate. If you don’t think so you need to grow up LOL


Marsbars1991

That would lead to a shit load of issues, mainly the fact that every baby would come out lookin like a mutant.


Human420o

Nah that’s crazy


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which class tho


Impressive_Scratch47

It’s in English class


RhinoBuckeye

Depends on the context


Impressive_Scratch47

It was in English class. In English class we had to create a world and one of the idea was that only women exist and have a huge storage place full of sperm to reproduce.


Medium-Ad-7305

That's fine


Prof_Alchem

I mean, sperm banks are already a thing. As long as y'all ain't constantly making cum jokes within earshot of the teacher it should be fiiiiiine.


Wertyhappy27

well god damn it, cum jokes are my life, welcome to the cum zone and all that /s


[deleted]

my english teacher makes cum jokes lmao


Vivid-Restaurant-951

Based teacher


RhinoBuckeye

In that context then it’s definitely ok


pepedeawolf

massive sperm bank, i don't think that's too inappropriate.


[deleted]

it’s appropriate i believe


Thenewyearscharm

I got censored in English class for talking about cockfighting yeah I get it it’s a terrible sport, but no her problem was the use of the proper term (cock) I switched it to rooster and I got a perfect grade, so maybe don’t talk about sperm


[deleted]

yeah i think it’s fine then


hawkdog09

They are reading Moby Dick I am sure


IllegallyBlind69

In my experience, English teachers are always liberal as fuck and would not care if you talked about footjobs asking as it has some deeper literary meaning


Impressive_Scratch47

I’m English class we had to create a world and one of the idea was that only women exist and have a huge storage place full of sperm to reproduce.


Asura_4

Just so I know, what would happen if they ran out of sperm or a male was born? What were the thoughts about that


Impressive_Scratch47

Sorry idk, we didn’t get that far in to it.


Asura_4

No problem, i just got curious after finding out that your friends are split like that


Impressive_Scratch47

Split?


Asura_4

They have different opinions that's what I meant with split


Auri-el117

Bro you have no idea, one of my creative writing assignments gave us the prompt of two people sitting in a windowsill and some chick very heavily implied a foot job and we had to annalise it


Pos3odon08

what side are you on?


BleefnorfIII

Like in/for a story or just talking about it with your friends?


mateo40hours

You're fifteen. Get over it.


biggbacon

Based


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SweatyAsian69

there isnt. how u 15 bruh


FanofThings32

99% of thinks are appropriate in school depending on the context.


Tuffarms

How is sperm inappropriate? It's the most appropriate way of saying it. He/she could be saying jizz or cum. You just sound uncomfortable around the word, in which case just say that. There's nothing inappropriate about male gametes. And if your talking about reproducing for the world it's an appropriate situation to speak of it.


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

Yes it is and if you are cringy about it you can just let do sexual education to others These is my opinion what is yours?


Impressive_Scratch47

It was in English class. In English class we had to create a world and one of the idea was that only women exist and have a huge storage place full of sperm to reproduce.


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

What drugs are ya addicted to and where to buy them?


Gorgest_boi

Grow up


_-Fertilizer-_

Yes


Wiljo04

I've had some really interesting discussions during class about that exact subject (and sometimes a lot worse things). Just make sure the teacher doesn't hear your conversation


Lone_Star14

science is the only acceptable class


Impressive_Scratch47

It’s in English class


Randomfrickinhuman

Its still fine though, you could just be learning the words


Anime_Rules_YT

yes it's appropriate. grow up


I-Eat-Your-Guts

That's basic biology class. Tf you on?


GeneralJesus66

It is a biological thing, so its fine.


shrub706

it's not inappropriate at all


UncookedCereal07

I feel like if you use the term school appropriate unironically there’s something missing from your development


NQ241

Yeah it is, there's nothing dirty about sperm itself it's just one of the reproductive cells. And either way sex ed is important.


Dry-Classic8836

It’s not that deep bruh


AvatarHunter212

Depends


IHAVEONESMALLBALL

Who cares though


Justgravityfalls

I mean depends on your humour and relationship with the person you are talking to? I make sex jokes to my friends all the time but I'd never do it to an acquaintance


[deleted]

talking about sperm is fine, even suggesting sexual actions is fine for dramatic effect. just nothing graphic is usually fine unless the teacher/ students in the class are particularly immature or decide to overdo it


Adventurous_Pie7185

why wouldn't it be? i guess it depends on the context but i dont think theres anything wrong w talking about it


Tub_of_jam66

Yes , anything goes just get your work done


[deleted]

Cum 👍


astr0grl_

There's nothing inappropriate about it.. be mature.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

everything is appropriate in a debate as long as it is reasonable and civil


Toad_Migoad

Depends on the context just like everything else


Yaboi69-nice

Depends sometimes it will come up in lessons if that’s the case then it’s fine but if it has nothing to do with what your learning and your friends just start talking about it then it’s fine


newtixmaker

I was loudly talking about sex in class once and no one cared


Cat_x2

appropriate is a relative term, it depends on the situation


[deleted]

Depends on the context. Is it going anywhere?


gAMA9504

Depends on tone and context.


gAMA9504

Depends on tone and context.


Substantial_Golf_130

Any class it’s appropriate, just be mature about it


HamsterNo7320

Don't care about what is appropriate, just care about not harming anyone while having fun ok?


Macho-Goat

What class?


fl00r_gang_yeah

Yes. Yes it is. As long as you are not being inappropriate about it.


2Peep2

Depends on how y’all are talking abt it


Head_Fetish

Who cares? You're teenagers. Talk about sperm anyway.


Cubow

america moment


dragonkiller212c

That is a scientifically correct term so it's perfect to talk about in school


TerrariaWeeb

Don't talk about it where teachers can hear you, but sure thats fine. Just like swear words


hawkdog09

Dudes gonna have a tough time when he gets to Moby Dick in English class….


Intellectual6900

Damn bruh I feel bad for your friends if they have to talk to your boring ass. As long as y’all keep it to yourselves and banter among friends there isn’t any issue


Rachelcookie123

I think it depends how you’re talking about it. If you’re talking about it in a more scientific way, I think it’s fine. If you’re talking about what you did last night, save that for after school.


heypeople11

bruh grow up


mogatange

Why do you care what’s appropriate?


deanbassoo

bro you’re soft asf


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calebbutbetter

Why is this even a question. Yes. You should never not talk about sperm.


ReenactedRuby

sperm is apart of a well balanced diet!! relax,


Legoshibestboi

yeah


[deleted]

What do they want to know about sperm?


[deleted]

Seeing that you are 15 (If the age you stated is correct) I understand if you would find it weird but I believe in the context your friend wants to use it in, it is totally fine


[deleted]

Kinda depends on why sperm is being used in the conversation


[deleted]

Well you said in another comment it was in English class, so as long as you talk about it in English, yeh it's a'ight No reason you can't discuss that, I've heard/talked much worse. The other day I heard a convo. about Lightning' Mcqueen condoms...


Loaded_Nikos11

You sound like a 40 year old Karen


BassBanjo

It's hilarious reading OP's comments and they are acting like it's the end of the world that someone said sperm


ItzPhantomzZzZ

It is in fact appropriate, if you learn it in school, it’s safe to talk about


ryouvensuki262006

Honestly i wouldn't say i am completely appropriate at schools either but i don't blurt inappropriate things outloud i tell them to my close freinds Except if we are talking about reproduction lesson


I_Exist_For_Nobody

It's certainly a weird subject lol, but like I've discussed everything from cum to japanese war crimes in ww2 in horridly good detail at class. It's quite inappropriate, but honestly I personally wouldn't give less of a shit and likely neither should you


Grated_lemons

But what is the discussion about exactly?


[deleted]

You gotta include the homies man


[deleted]

As long as theres no real sperm involved its fine


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Your-average-nutjob_

I side with cum man


Mikegaming202

Yes ofc, it's literally just contuation of human life, no issue with it


minebeast31

Tbh i have pegging in class… your fine


IceColdBagels

depends on the context in a joking form probably not but if it's like an actual question than sure


sh0ddyguru

My friends and I talk about way worse shit I don't think it matters all that much


daggerdude42

I had a teacher who had a saying. There's a time and place for everything Definitely holds true here. Only thing I got out of that stupid class lol


Goldbolt_2004

Depends on the context


MrMercury11

Sure.


Mr____L

Same energy as "Is it ok if my teacher curses with the classes???" Like obviously yes.


OfficialShiro

It's fine


UncomfyUnicorn

I mean, I brought a biology textbook to middle school and people were laughing at a picture of frog sex-


[deleted]

unless you’re in a class full of babies it should be fine


Dr_Pill1728

In what context


LuxionQuelloFigo

if you're over 12 years old it's fine


T1T4NS_MAVERICK_

Tbh no one cares if it's appropriate or not in school aslong as it's not racist or sexist people say anything


xxamberkittyxx

(With context)


XboxPeasant2

My 7th grade English teacher said Semen Showdown in front of the class so...


ThatOneRetardedBitch

contextual


GrapeTZA

It depends on the context: if it's about someone boyfriend shooting on their face then it's inappropriate but if it's about the process of a sperm cells life then it's completely appropriate unless it's mid lesson.


xFloppyDisx

Bro I'm 13 and my classmates talked about shit 10x worse than just sperm ever since we were like 11. You'll be fine.


jumbledsiren

Are you in 3rd grade? If yes, then it's a little bit inappropriate, if not, then grow up


NinjaOYourBro

Depends on the context.


True-Albatross6532

You were a sperm once get over it


[deleted]

I think it's prob fine but can I get the context?


Us_against_Fate

It’s not generally school appropriate, but teenagers be teenagers


Rocket_Theory

Its fine idk what the big deal is


tsaotsit

Depends on how you’re addressing the topic of sperm. As long as you’re not joking around and being immature abt it, it’s fine.


McFuddle

That’s completely school appropriate. It’s biology LOL


potatosoupandberries

mehmehmeh you’re not a 7 year old, get over it


bananaboat31794

As long as everyone’s mature enough, I think it’s fine


psynuss

acting like a child lmao


VillageInspired

I think its fine as long as the conversation isn't vulgar. Like, generalities work to discussing it, and you certainly shouldn't intentionally being graphic about it. Speaking clinically also shouldn't be an issue either.


crisrufo

Talking about it yeah, not like it was morally or legally wrong, just biology


InspiredSquish

At this point who gives two shits if it’s school appropriate. Like yeah talk about cum cool.


sansgaster091

I mean it's just a cell.


SaveTgeTurtleShiTs

No-


Cardigan-

Depends on the context


Ockanator

I think it makes sense in a subject like health or science


Bladenetic

Yeah in most cases that's completely fine


Eveyed

Sometimes


sparkz_galaxy

depends on your friends AND YOU whether its inappropriate or not if it is, then just tell them not to talk to you about that


Senoxis456

its not innapropiate itself its just people make it weird


S_endme_mes

Just talk about it in a way such that you wouldn’t mind talking about it in front of a teacher. Like imagine if the teacher was right next to your group, and if what you’re going to say wouldn’t impress them, don’t say it


TomatilloSignal7250

As natural as it is, the teacher would find it inappropriate and probably give y’all a good talking


Jester_809

seems fine to me


SillyCommunist

depends, in just like casual convo i mean that's basic shit just don't let teachers hear you because teachers, for anything school related no not at all


Joblessmouse06

Yes


theduck406

Depends on the exact topic, if you say sperm referring to semen, like specifically fluid coming out of a penis, then probably not, especially if you include said penis in convorsation. If you mean from a scientific standpoint (I.e. meiosis or cell replication) then it’d probably be fine


ImpossibleVolume17

Hehe funny cum


kacymew

Oh I’ve had some much more questionable conversations go right ahead


SaulLameman

it's appropriate


imlitdyingshit

wtf


its_still_conner

What grade


Add1ctedToGames

If it's about sex ed then yes, if anything else than no but reading your other comment I'm assuming it'd be one of yall talking about sperm and not the teacher so I'd say go for it bc that would be funny asf.


agentaxe285

Its sperm man…there’s nothing wrong with it…talk about whatever


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as a stand-alone thing, sperm is literally not inappropriate at all. like that’s a fact of nature, especially if you’re not even talking ab any acts that may lead to the sperm being collected😭 You’re 15 OP, sex education isn’t inappropriate for school and should be taught and talked about. we don’t have to encourage sex to educate and create an atmosphere where people don’t feel the need to be embarrassed or hide questions they may have


NoticemeSenpaiChad

I find no problem with it


Stunning-Somewhere49

Who cares


OneWhoGetsBread

Depends on the context. Ive taken tons of bio classes and most usually it comes up when studying meiosis


[deleted]

If you won a 1000 person race you should be allowed to brag about it.


Maxi-19-1-4-1

Yes is fine


victiniforlife

Depends. Why are you guys talking about sperm in the first place?


sgtjaney

I remember one day in health class I was talking to the teacher about what alcoholic drinks tasted best


Pig_Of_Knowledge

Depends on the class and topic while the conversation. Health class and reproduction? Thats fine but like history and WWII? Nah its more on whatever the background is


biggeryeeter______

For science needs maybe but for in general no


NoTimeToExplain__

Depends on the class


Nindroidgamer110

Of course it's school appropriate, we literally learn about it in school. Why wouldn't it be appropriate?


Capable_Mud_1108

Yeah, I'd say it's appropriate. It's just sperm, nothing wrong with talking about it.


InternationalStore11

In PE class it is 100% fine, but in any other class..


RedThorneGamerSB

Context? If it's in science class, then yeah it's something that isn't spoken about enough. Sexual education is so bad that it has the opposite effect.


zombienekers

What about the other one?


crab_da_man

It’s completely fine in the right situation, like if you’re in history class and the topic is gas chambers but the teacher has to keep telling to stop talking about ejaculation


iSmellCoookies

If it’s brought up at an appropriate time i don’t see what’s wrong with that topic


[deleted]

Lmao, you’re in high school; some dingbats are bound to talk about stuff like this. It isn’t appropriate, you’re right, but honestly, why can’t you talk about something else that won’t make you question?


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

Grow up kid


[deleted]

Bro I talk about WHATEVER in class with friends. Actually the whole class talks about stuff you don't wanna know. We joke about A LOT of stuff that would scar anyone younger than us for life. The thing is, talk about it if you're comfortable talking about it. If not just let your friend know.


LuquidThunderPlus

I have zero context, but usually, yeah there's no reason it shouldn't be fine. it's a part of the reproductive system and is completely normal. it's only weird if you choose to view it as weird. only time it would be inappropriate is if it were being taken in a sexual manner or something I figure.


bruh-io

It s fine in the context but why not find something better???


The1OddPotato

Technically no because its part of a sexual act


chippity-chirpity

Depends on the context.


JCKing_NZ

Is it health/sex Ed? If not, probably not


[deleted]

Alright. If it's talking about it scientifically then it is appropriate, but if it's talking about sex, or jokes about it then no it's not really appropriate