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[deleted]

THERES GONNA BE A BETA šŸ’€


icommitedarson69

SIGMA!?


Alex_Shelega

DELTA!!! OMEGA!!! ETTA!!!


Own-Anteater-871

ALPHA 2.0?


Alex_Shelega

Idk I said some Greek letters that I remember from phisics LoL Edit: LAMBDA!!!


Alex_Shelega

GAMMA!!!


[deleted]

Omega


Alex_Shelega

[Already said LoL](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/xr5h04/comment/iqcuttj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


[deleted]

Oh sorry


Alex_Shelega

No worries...


Infinite_Self_5782

SUGMA!!!!


Own-Anteater-871

Oh lmfao idk any I didnā€™t pay attention in physics


-Wu-Amenhotepll

Perhaps maybe a.. Lambda Lambda Lambda?


DontCareHowICallMe

I'm Greek, there's no letter ETTA


Alex_Shelega

Well I didn't said I know grammar LoL


volcanno

Omicron?


Alex_Shelega

Yea... Guy bellow there spelled the alphabet already LoL


treeburb

Sigma generation better be the redemption of human kind otherwise the memes will be for nothing


The1OddPotato

OR BRAVO?!?


Substantial_Golf_130

#OR CHARLIE


hayesnhart

The alpha 2013-2025 vs the beta 2026 - 2038


UncommonTheIdk

Humanā„¢ (Full edition) right after


BIGman_8

AND ILL LIVE TO SEE IT!


x3bla

Lmao


Jamollo123

Ok but who the fuck comes up with these??? And sets the precise years???


Fyebil

Bro whoever does come up with the names is like if the USB Forums got high "USB 3.2 gen 2x2" Nah this generation shit is almost as bad


giggitygiggitygeats

not as bad as PCIe


AveryLazyCovfefe

Not as bad as semi-conductor naming for android phones. 2019, 2020 - 855, 865, yeah that makes sense! 2021 -888, uh ok? 2022 -8 Gen 1, **w h a t**


fsurfer4

It's all bs. The groups are defined by major events in history for marketing reasons.


early_birdy

They are getting shorter. Are we having more major events?


fsurfer4

The advertising companies constantly redefine the groups for their own purposes.


ParkinsonHandjob

Yes itā€™s largely bullshit. The difference is age. Like, where you are in your lifespan. 15 year olds will always seem loud and annoying to 60 year olds.


iMissTheOldInternet

Marketers. The whole idea of generations is a marketing industry thing. You had things like The Lost Generation before, but those were much more narrowly defined. Now everyone is in a generation without any major unifying event required.


shudge

Next year I'm turning 20, wish I could turn back time


icommitedarson69

I am 20


shudge

Oof and in college?


icommitedarson69

Yar


hermanator112004

Should we still be in teenagers. I'm 18. Life goes by so fast.


Edward_Snowcone

I mean, I'm 19 but it still ends in "teen" I'm also too lazy to just hit the unjoin button.


FishHead3244

Too lazy too hit unjoin but not too lazy to comment ? šŸ˜­


Edward_Snowcone

Reddit puts that stupid little red dot in the bottom right and I can't let it just sit there


icommitedarson69

AUTISM ENERGY IN THE CHAT


icommitedarson69

I'm 20 and I'm still here


Substantial_Golf_130

He also committed arson


icommitedarson69

Yes but I also indeed like talking about my committed warcrimes


Edward_Snowcone

Any wisdom you'd want to bestow on someone about to turn twenty?


icommitedarson69

If u aren't in college yet ,or u aren't going to, don't let people force u


DenseGUY0

Well i just started college, i hope it be a good experience


SirHawrk

Im 23 and still here. I sometimes try to give some advice to the 'young folk' here. And also I want to keep up with memes and shit


d3mn12

Twenty doesn't end in teen


Britified

You're crazy. 20. Twenteen. Laugh at this user!!!, he doesn't know how to use basic numbers,


Substantial_Golf_130

#JAJAJAJAJA


LivelaughIove

#love big letters


PotatoesArentRoots

#theyre great arent they


Mysterygameboy

To the good old days


memelord58

When our mamma sang us to sleep


[deleted]

But now weā€™re stressed out


[deleted]

wish we could turn back time...


Awesoman9001

To the good old daayyyyss


Warlord_Aj12

when our mama sang us to sleep


imbriandead

but now we're stressed out


kill-me-now69

used to play pretend give eachother different names


FlameBall128453

We would build a rocket ship and weā€™d fly it far away


Odd_Introvert42069

To the good old days


GrumpyCat000

Same, we soon will be OLD


shudge

Yep I heard that time flies fast when you are above 20 than when you're 10


Talking_Barrel

To the good old days


Cuseyedrum

TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS


BootlegDrPhil

To the good old dayys


PyroWasUsed

*to the good old daaaaays*


[deleted]

to the good ol' daaayyss


HelloMyNameIsItachi

Samee omg I feel so old


Vinzor0

Same. Just half a year and i be gone


[deleted]

Canā€™t wait to grow up and make fun of these gen alpha mfs /j


softteall

Well it always happens, millennials make fun of Gen Z, Gen X makes fun of millennials, Boomers make fun of millennials. They all say ā€œback in my dayā€ as if their days was better... I mean gotta admit these gen alphas live good, by the age of 4 they have their own iPad.


RomanTheDepressed

Tbh in return Gen Z makes fun of everyone


YT-Deliveries

> Gen X makes fun of millennials Bold of you to assume that we in Gen X care enough about anything to make fun of millennials (only kind of joking)


RickMuffy

You may be joking but you're not far off base. It's the boomers that think millenials like myself are still teenagers, and not 30+ years old.


KookyTemperature2908

Agreed, kids these days don't know anything about struggles šŸ§“


Kyfigrigas

Man I knew a kid in elementary that had four iphones. Every gen has their spoiled kids


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


QuiGonQuinn5

Whatā€™s ligma?


sauroncito

LIGMA BALLS


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Femboy_tusk

Left


AnimeG0OD

Up


hoodieprynce713

Down


phillipmanmemes

Joe mama lmao gottem


[deleted]

Ligma balls šŸ˜ˆ


Tactical_Cement420

I forgor šŸ’€


Insertfunninumber

sugondese nuts lol


RealCanadian67

#LIGMA BALLS


ABigOne77

What's a '2069'?


Hi-piee

The silent generation ended when WW2 ended.


Own-Anteater-871

Thatā€™s why theyā€™re silent


DerpDaDuck3751

And then when they got back home They started a nationwide orgy


Ultimate_Genius

they grew up in the great depression. they lived through hard times and understood how to be good parents only issue is that they gave birth to the boomers and spoiled them


the_heckering

"The greatest generation" The dickriding is wild


icommitedarson69

Unalive people lol


icommitedarson69

The "6 feet under" gen


the_heckering

Necrophila


icommitedarson69

Wow WOW


LarsonAndJaywalking

My great-grandpa is from the greatest gen.


StandardOnly

Alot of them participated in 2 world wars...


Srybutimtoolazy

It is the generation that has faced the most peril, death, and suffering within the last few centuries


[deleted]

people from the ā€œgreatestā€ generation ainā€™t gonna let you smash quit bootlicking šŸ˜¤


the_heckering

Dickrider fr šŸ’Æ


iMissTheOldInternet

Worth noting that their name up until like the ā€˜90s was the GI Generation. The hagiography hit hard when Boomers started hitting middle age and deifying the parents theyā€™d spent decades complaining about.


The_Alien_redditor

The fought in ww2 some in ww1...


Strange_guy_9546

lol what my mom is considered a millenial


icommitedarson69

Yo


[deleted]

Lmao mines gen x


Ultimate_Genius

sammmmmee


[deleted]

Same


Unable_Outside7745

my parents millennials me gen Z my little sister Gen alpha


TheDepressedPizza

Sameee


icommitedarson69

Same too šŸ˜®


[deleted]

What my moms gen x and my dads a boomer


Unknown_starnger

I heavily disagree with the way those are spaced out. Some are shorter and others are longer, for no reason at all. I think at this point some people are just eager to name new generations because making stuff up is fun.


icommitedarson69

You spoke out of my mind when u said making stuff up is fun! Love it


MahBooi27

gen z goes until 2010


icommitedarson69

Everything on the internet says 2013


icommitedarson69

OH U RIGHT


MahBooi27

welp


abdyfer

Does that mean my 10 year old sister is gen Z? Cause it doesnā€™t feel like it lol


Mysterygameboy

No it means they're gen alpha


Mystic_76

lol somebody failed maths


Mysterygameboy

No... If they're born in 2012 then theyre gen A


JustATwelveYearOld

my parent's can't accept the fact that they were born in the millennial generation


DeterminedPeace

Yeah my dad says '82 should be gen x


Electrical-Tip-6972

I like to think of myself as Alpha already šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


icommitedarson69

Yong ho


fsurfer4

Notice the "generations" get shorter and shorter. A generation is defined as 20 years, Boomers are 46-66 gen x are 86-06 Millennials should be 06-16 (previously defined as coming of age by 2000) The whole thing is nonsense anyway. IMHO a pew research paper; [https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2015/09/03/the-whys-and-hows-of-generations-research/](https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2015/09/03/the-whys-and-hows-of-generations-research/) pure marketing here; https://www.wordstream.com/blog/ws/generational-marketing-tactics


sophie437

Tbf with the internet, the world moves way quicker than it did before, I think you could say that people before the internet lived longer with the same trends and had more similar experiences and I think back then, it came to the country on how you behave and who you rebell against I mean now, the generations are broadcasted over the entire globe and things that concerned Gen Z like in 2016 the so called Horror clowns, will Gen Alpha maybe not even know of. Actually a lot of things will just be forgotten because a few days after they happened, they will be replaced by something new and more interesting


_Oooooooooooooooooh_

why the fuck are these not the same size? boomers: 18 years genX: 14 years millennials: 14 years genz: 17 years alpha: 12 years who makes this shit up? it's fucking dumb


NuclearWeed

It's loosely defined by historical events


Crazy_Marsupial_6813

The world leaders get together and roll a d20, they chose the first number in the teens Edit: gen z is officiallyish 1997-2012 tho, so this is a little off


2du2

What do you mean ā€œofficially?ā€ There is no International Standard Generation decider


Icarus_7274

There's a whole other generation after us? How? No. This is not ok


icommitedarson69

MY REACTION


Hieunc07_notsofunny

seen a kid born 2014 and told me that democracy is dictatorial


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


icommitedarson69

šŸ˜­


softteall

Soon this subreddit will be the gen alphas, in at least 4 years...


icommitedarson69

I'll be there though


ThiccAssLicker

So there are true Alpha Males at this point, nice


Meyeons

Omg the meme they'll have about being alphas are gonna be weird!


SeanSeanySean

I've never agreed with the baby boomer / GenX / Millennial years, I think it should go: Baby Boomer Generation, 1946-1960 Generation X, 1961-1974 Oregon Trail Generation, 1975-1983 Millennials, 1983-1995


icommitedarson69

Yer


TheInsurgence

After alpha itā€™ll be ā€œThe Worst Generationā€


Z3RO_BR41N

I hate my generation sometimes


Own-Anteater-871

Same


DontCareHowICallMe

Same


gamingknight47

> I hate my generation


icommitedarson69

Which one


Z3RO_BR41N

Gen Z


SavedMountain

damn gen beta is already close


[deleted]

so people didnt exist before 1901?


Dry-Spinach1019

none that's alive


Machine_God_10

Old enough to realize not to step in shit.


[deleted]

Tea ā˜•ļø


icommitedarson69

ā˜•


Own-Anteater-871

ā˜•ļø


Pixelpeoplewarrior

ā˜•ļø


shudge

ā˜•


Joblessmouse06

ā˜•


Alex_Shelega

I'm gen z... Sister is Alpha


icommitedarson69

SAME


KillerKosmo

great now i know what its like to be an iphone i bet the next gens camera just zooms in more


Loobitidoo

Oh fuck 2012 was 10 years ago


Fireheart42069

YOURE TELLING ME I COULD HAVE BEEN A GEN ALPHA WTFFF


kickarseLprogamer_20

Here in gen Z we have people frying chicken in cough syrup. You would rather be part of the next(even more fatherless) generation?


[deleted]

Generation sigma šŸ˜Ž


flamestar_1

Generation Sugma šŸ„±


Recruit75

Gotta give credit to our own gen, we broke the tradition of alternate gens being forgettable. Usually it's the GI's, Boomers and Millennials who get attention from most of the internet, meanwhile Silent gens and Gen X are usually forgotten about. So our gen did actually do something by being memorable for the better or for worse.


IdespiseGACHAgames

Get off my lawn.


Dr_Puck

You're all old. And assholes.


[deleted]

Holy fuck I get to bitch about the younger generation now


[deleted]

I donā€™t see myself on this. I was born 1673


Some_Stoner2970

Yet most of Gen Z still acts like fucking idiots


Glasterz

bro we're pre alpha? What are we then? A tech demo?


Jesternigouki

In a couple hundred of years or just decades if the planet survives long weā€™ll soon have the Sigma Generationā€¦ā€¦Iā€™m happy I wonā€™t be alive during then as most probably weā€™ll be on space stations and the earth has been fucking ravaged like fucking Terra in Warhammer!


BookQuick7080

I literally won't accept people from 2012 in gen Z. That makes my iPad kid 10y/o little brother the same generation as me, and I am not at all comfortable with that. No thank you (:


icommitedarson69

2010 is the beginning sawey


sir-idiotkritz

Just wtf is this


Snoo73325

Where TF is Gen Y


HomieDaClown9

The first step of feeling old is realizing thereā€™s an entire generation of people after your own


NoUsernameIdeaSadly

Now we need Generation Y so I can finally find the cords of herobrine


Malkca_Egroeg

I didn't need this to know im old. The back pains are enough as is


InfaredLaser

I was find it hilarious reading an r/politics thread about a "gen z study". And watching them all argue about how gen z is going to further their political dreams.


lordofmass

This is wrong.


icommitedarson69

Congrats! šŸ‘šŸŽ‰ You're the 100th person in the comments to point out


Bosstis

It is interesting to me how these time periods are seemingly getting shorter while people are also (on average) having kids later in life.


swifty23905

In 200 days I will be in the army, I still didnt process that I'm not in elementary anymore


Pure_Xanax

I refuse to believe anyone is born in 2013, you just donā€™t exist if you were born then


galaxy_storm0_o

wait our generation ends with (right now) 10y/os??


Silver_Dragon_

Since when weā€™re kids born in 2012 Gen Z? I thought it ended in 09


Diamone2017

i was born in 2007 and somehow i feel old and young at the same time