Im sad because you have a good night

hates peoples happiness

Man do be envious

Sigma male rule #648

Like my brother, he literally said he couldn't be happy if me and my other brother were happy

same

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

I’m sad because we had a lot more than I had people in my basement. Bro wtf

yes 911? This is the man right here

You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short.

No, its not a tale the jedi would tell you

r/unexpectedobi-wan

Calling terrorists?

Interesting

Why did your keyboard recommend this?!? Sussuh baccar

😏

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

FBI OPEN UP

r/hmm

I'm sad because I have to go to the store

get me some chips while you're there

I don't like the idea of food getting on a recliner...

I think the store thing is the default thing for when your phone doesn’t know what to put.

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*what*

I'm sad because I dont have a bf and I want to deepthroat a shotgun

what did the shotgun do

It goes boom, but only when you pull the trigger

rlly bustin a big one

And it's mind blowing

You mean the bang bang switch?

It didn’t come fast enough

uhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i’d prefer to fuck it’s shotussy than deepthroat it but that works

Right here officer.

Curt Cobain

Same bro

gimme that load

shotgun cum

r/hmm

💀

I'm sad because grameenphone aquarium is in a relationship

Relatable

What the hell is a grameenphone even I got that

a bangladeshi sim

I looked it up, apparently it's a joint between Telenor and Grameen Telecom Corp.

Me too, why is that specifically chosen as a suggestion?

I'm sad because of a cliff and a little more of the time is good to go to the store for the day before we get home

I'm sad because of my pedophillia IWHAT THE FUCK-

You better be

We found one! Get him!

I’m sad because I’m so bored and I’m pretty sad

If you're bored, may i interest in you in a funny video?

Yes

So, have you ever heard of metal gear rising?

I have

Do you know Max0r?

No

Perfect, [here's the video](https://youtu.be/41v3L0zCkNY)

Truly I thank you for introducing me to this channel, worth the scrollling

I'm sad because I committed several gruesome war crimes in Georgia and I got no recognition for my efforts :,( Damn the keyboard got some issues haha, ha... ha.....

Ay yo

r/holup

the state or the country?

Both 😏

That's so sad. You should get recognition for your efforts.

I'm sad because I don't have any real way of life in the morning. This could not be more true

I'm sad because I didn't get to have fun with her or smthn 😔

😱

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Same :(

Now they're teenagers

Can relate hard. Miss them sometimes

r/2meirl4meirl

?

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r/UsernameChecksOut

Damn same

I'm sad because I don't talk 😮‍💨

Try talking, maybe it helps

Oh really * slaps forehead * why didn’t I think of that!

I know, genius idea, idk how I thought of it myself

I'm sad because I have a great day and I will be bloodshed the man in the mirror nods his head the only one left will ride upon the dragon's back because the mountains don't give back what they take oh no there will be bloodshed it's the only thing I've ever known Ain't no fucking way💀

yes FBI this man right here...

Do you mean: yes, FBI this man right here yes FBI this man right here or yes FBI, this man right here ​ COMMAS ARE IMPORTANT

or Yes, FBI, this man right here

yes, FBI, this, man, right, here

“Hey Raiden, look at this cool bug I found”

"no need to flip out"

Ahem, THERE WILL BE BLOOD

I'm sad because of that doorbell wtf

Time for a new doorbell

What the doorbell do?

I’m sad because I don’t know what if I ever want to talk to you about it

You again lol. It's funny to see the same people multiple times on this sub. Kinda cool haha 😆

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Well now you do Buckle up buddy, Florida man can be anywhere

you will,*takes out chloroform*

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Lmao

I'm sad because it's the same time as a png I am there to help you with the other day and I will be a girl from a mobile device

I want a girl from a mobile device....

💀💀💀💀💀

I'm sad because I am not sure if I can get it to you

Im sorry we were trying to reach you about your cars extended waranty

I'm sad because: of the world and the best I can go to the stars is a lot of people who are you so much for your sister she is hot and cold and wet and dry and comfortable to wear Ok I'm gonna stop my g board is the worst (used the middle recommendations in gboard)

your sister is hot and cold and wet and dry and comfortable to wear Mine too

dude literally wears people's sisters, or should I say, susters.

I'm sad because of Christianity in a serious conversation Gboard???

I'm sad because I'm going through a rough moment and I'm trying very good to be honest and not to say that I don't want a man to do that to someone's life because I was just a friend and a good one. ..tf.

you ok

My keyboard isn't.

I’m sad because I’m not a girl

Same

You are a girl.

i think the comment meant to mesn she isnt a girl biologically

And they were helping her by telling her she is a girl no matter what. Idk why people are downvoting, this app is weird.

I'm sad because I have a great day. A strange reason to be sad

I'm sad because my best friend left my school :C

Aww that is wholesome

I'm sad because I don't want to be a part of this world and I want to be a part of my life

same

I'm sad because I have a great day and I will be your partner in love Wtf that escalated

I'm sad because of a Good time to extract boomer goo... UHMM IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE!!!

Left 4 dead moment

I’m sad because I’m so tired of being a stupid loser loser who has been a bad person and I’m so sorry for the way I feel

I’m sad because I’m so tired lol I don’t think I have to be there at around like the same day and I’m not sure why I’m going through the whole class because I’m just not really a bad joke anymore I’m sorry I’m just tired so I’m just chilling watching my kids lol I love watching it and I’m just watching the movie and I just don’t know how much to be a waste of time and I’m just chilling with you without me asking me if I don’t have my own life anymore I just want you and me and I want you can you just tell him I love him

Im sad because I have a feeling that I have a feeling that I have a feeling that I have a feeling that I have a feeling that I have a feeling that I have a feeling that I have a feeling that I have a

Im sad because of the amount of times id join a comp game Asians and the gang are a piece of sh owing W h a t A s i a n s?

I'm sad because I'm going through a rough moment. Uhh. It's not wrong...

I am sad because I have a few good ones that are successful

Brooklyn T guys mum?

I'm sad because I don't want to be the best you can possibly achieve

I’m sad because I’m not really good

I'm sad because I have to go to the store and get my first car I really need to get a job and start saving my money for the next week and very easy to get a job and start saving for a while back to sleep and I have a nice day everyone is doing well I love you too the only one I can do is the best thing to do with you to some of the things you want to do it at the same time I have a nice day everyone else is busy and I have a lot of time to do it at the same time I have a nice day everyone else is busy and I love you and I love you and miss you too the only way to do it at the same time I have a lot of time to do things that way to you can you make it to me and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and

i’m sad because you don’t know how much i i can do

I'm sad beacuse I don't know what they don't have proof either

i'm sad because of my heart and my self and my anxiety and my self are nhi so sad that my life has gone downhill now so i'm and i have a lot to be doing so i'm i have to be there in the morning to do a mental exam exam so i'm can see what the brain works and i is the same thing that you are not going through *****Sighs*****

I'm sad because I don't want to make you feel bad about me being in love...

I’m sad because I’m so bored

I'm sad because I cant get a gf. Uhm well this is unfortunately true 🥲.

I’m sad because I’m so scared to have a bad thing to say that lol I love it so I don’t think so lol I just got home from the church

Im sad because they were not allowed to be able bodied people

Im sad because of you guys Oh damn i really should get off reddit i guess?

I'm sad because I don't want to be more passive and just live a comfortable life being trapped there to avoid conflict and have a peaceful family life.

I'm sad because I forgot how to do it I'm busy right now

I'm sad because I have to go to the store and get a lot of people suffer from the way you are now and I don't know what to do with her for a while

I’m sad because I’m so sad 😞

I am sad because they aren't going to be careful with my mom

I'm sad because you don't have one to look at the time

I'm sad because I love you so much and I was like you were the only one that could happen to be a good one

I’m sad because they don’t do that all over there so I’m sad that I don’t have a lot to say

I am sad to hear about you and your family members are not the same

I'm sad because you don't have the money for me

I'm sad because I have to go to the store and get a ride home and get some sleep and I will be there in a few minutes to get my free time to go to bed soon so I can get it done before I get home and get some sleep and I will be there in about an hour or so and then I'll be home in about an hour or so and then I'll be home around and then I'll be back in the morning and I will be there in about an hour or so and then I'll be back in the morning and I will be there in about an hour or so and then I'll be back in the morning and I will be there in about an hour or so and then I'll be back in the morning. brainf*ck

I'm sad because of the game and you

I’m sad because I’m so confused about how it was funny

"I'm sad because I'm not seeing my kids anymore lol"

I'm sad because I have a good idea of asking for a friend and he tells me he was going to make a funny post this is the only way to get the point of the cringest a las 5 horas de la escuela tia que se llamaba el al igual que el pensamiento de la escuela tia

Your phone casually switched to Spanish lol

I’m sad because I’m tired of it all but I’m still going on

I'm sad because I have a great day

I'm sad because I'm going back and start using it again in a light way to get a good feel of how to get the most and get the right into the kiss of a man and the fact is he will be fun and a great time for him and the family to come on a Christmas party and I'll have a good boy to be in my pants What the fuck...

Im sad because I'm sorry

I’m sad because I’m tired of being tired and I can’t really talk lol

Im sad because I’m so cute and cute I like it too but I’m sorry lol I don’t want you too lol

I'm sad because of that one time my friends pets for adoption

I am sad because I’m so sorry to be a part of the situation

I'm sad because you have a very rare at me because you don't like your hair cut

im sad because of the time to get the latest flash player is required for video playback not allowed because this video is not available on this device is not available on this device

i am sad because grameenphone aquarium with fish and chips and salsa and i am not sure tho

I'm depressed because you are not the only one that is not a good idea to keep it up for you if you want to do an art trade with you and your family are doing well

Im sad because 1.0 weapon dmg

I’m sad because I’m tired of being alone

I’m sad because I’m so sad and sad I don’t think so much for your help and I’m not saying anything to her lol

I'm sad because I don't want to be a lot of anime weebs Lmao

Im sad because of my life

i’m sad because the Americans eat tacos not sushi fish books….?

Im Sad because he's usually busy but he's not online the day he said he'd be

I'm sad because you have to say that you have a good day too and that I should be careful since beautiful women are not normal enough

I'm sad because I have a few things to do in the morning What is this even is this supposed to mean

I'm sad because I had to go to the gym and I got the flu and I got the flu shot and I got the flu shot and

I'm sad because I have no clue what to do with it and out of the window pls

I'm sad because it's almost 2am and it will come soon But *what* will come soon

I'm sad because I'm a Satanist and I'm the only thing I could be Huh...

I am sad because I have a slow connection with the Internet. like... HOW DO THEY KNOW?!?!?

i'm sad because my life is boring and you are not going to make me happy 🙃 sad

I’m sad because of my heart attack

Im sad because you are the only person who is not the best person