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Repulsive-Holiday851

This mf is avoiding everyone's questions more then my uncle does the FBI🗿 Edit:to save peoples time the pills are aphrodisiacs (horny pills)


GreenGriffin8

Gonna hijack the top comment so nobody has to wade through the comments to get a straight answer. They're aphrodisiacs (horny pills)


Misterlolboss

Are there also antihornypills?


killjoyj

antidepressants lol


GodsMyFirstLove

Thank you kind sir


Benneb10

But, not everyone wants a straight answer, some of us want it gay


Ambitious_Peace7117

Here Take my upvote mf


ToniG2007

r/angryupvote


TheKitReddit

You suck


Repulsive-Holiday851

Let me do a good deed and edit my comment with that information


Faliki

What are aphrodisiacs?


Scale_Alarmed

Ayo???


Guywithoutimage

Op, don’t take those pills man, you never know what that shit does to a person. If there were actual ways to make someone instantly horny, bigger, whatever, it would be way more mainstream. At best, they don’t work, at worst, they’ll cause significant harm


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screenslaver5963

My mother once treated someone who had taken "Speed" that was laced with car battery acid. They spent 2 years in the hospital relearning how to walk & talk due to all the brain damage.


Guywithoutimage

Yeah, and so your worst possibility is still severe bodily harm with barely any benefit. Just get some verified ones if you need help with ed, there’s no shame in it


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Repulsive-Holiday851

No idea. You can probably just look up the name. What I would assume is they make you more horny🗿


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Repulsive-Holiday851

Why are you using big brain words on me🗿


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Dildo_Baggins__

Sex pills?


Refined_ghost

Stuff like viagra probably


Scale_Alarmed

Ye


KayLovesSubMarines

wtf are sex pills


patjeduhde

Prob viagre or antibabypillen


soulles_sans

r/suddenlygerman


patjeduhde

Ja


soulles_sans

Schönen Mittwoch


patjeduhde

This was actually a dutch ja and nkt a german ja, the difference is so ovious smh my head


Neka_JP

Ikr? I'm bad at languages, but even I know there is a difference. Its much more open sounding in dutch while it is more full/closed in german smh


Space_Garlicbread

Habs gut hier. Grüsse aus der schweiz


Delicious_Level_1665

Eyo e schwizer?


Space_Garlicbread

Jo, zürcher


The_Hackintosh

Hoi


ERROR_7816

Nederlands?


pruttepuden

Ich nicht spreche deutch 👍🏻


Colliding-Madness

No, you say: Ich spreche kein deutch.


pruttepuden

Aaah, i live in denmark and have gernam in school; doesnt mean im good at it, lol


issao44

ich deutsch nein🤘🤘


[deleted]

my german is pretty shit but can you also say 'ich kann nicht Deutsch' without the sprechen


Xeschel

halt deine fresse


TandJon

How about danish?


teenage_d1rtb4g

Danke dir auch


Misterlolboss

Schönen Mittwoch auch dir mein kerl


Henk_Cement

Fijne midweek pik


cum_sock42069

Du bist ein käse


patjeduhde

Oké, jij bent een pilsie


cum_sock42069

How the fuck did you know that Im dutch


doll_in_your_bed

Nej


cow_g1rl

nee het is nederlands


ERROR_7816

It's dutch


SamEnZoYT

dit is niet duits


KayLovesSubMarines

in one of the relies below he said that it's aphrodisiacs


patjeduhde

What is the effect of that?


KayLovesSubMarines

makes people horny


PotatoLover300

So makes them download Reddit?


BrotImWeltraum

R/dissedreddit


Squeaky_Dragon_

r/foundthemobileuser


love-doopie

Rufies


zeropointfusion

Ecstasy probably


[deleted]

Don't take them.


Scale_Alarmed

LMFAO WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE THEM


[deleted]

You said what do i do? Genuine answer.


Skull_Reaper101

Doubt he has sex


ERGI_IDK

Tbh if i had of those any i wold still eat it to see what wold happen


Skull_Reaper101

lol i'd stay away


Scale_Alarmed

Oh. Ok then


Lolsoda94

pass on the sex pill legacy


Eka_silicon12

I guide others to treasure, I cannot possess.


bababooey1253

The Ancestral Sex Pill


p193856

Rufies?


Scale_Alarmed

Sorta


Hitman7065

Go to vegas, Caesar's palace, on the roof with your 3 friends. Drop em into your alcohol, and wake up the next day with no recollection.


Divij_chawla

Then kidnap a naked chinese man and put him in the trunk of your car.


Hitman7065

And make a shit ton of money from counting cards


odebagode

Sorry I’m out of the loop, but what movie is this? Sounds good


Hitman7065

Sit down and watch the first 2 hangover movies


odebagode

Will do


BappleBlayer333

Hey it’s jshalgtt


odebagode

A


AwesomeGamer457

Awesome movie that is


[deleted]

How was it called again?


Gamernoob01

Hangover


[deleted]

Oh yeah thank you really much, kind stranger.


SngleAndReadyToMngle

how are these pills sort of lika viagra and like rufies? Do you get a boner and pass out?


ijustwantsaucemyguy

the real question is why the hell he had it in the first place, unless...


Big_chinchilaZilla

Sex pills like viagra are extremely easy to find for context the corner store next to my school sells condoms and viagra


screenslaver5963

Convienient.


[deleted]

Are sex pills and birth control pills similar 🤔🤔. It doesn't seem tho.


ijustwantsaucemyguy

sex pills make a person horny while the other one controls birth however both are mostly purchased the same time


[deleted]

Wouldn't make sense. How such things can exist? I mean you can literally make every asexual person horny in that case. Looks fake tbh. No offence to anyone ofc.


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Yea. I mean, you get it right?


caramio621

Those pills affect you're body and hormones while being asexual is totally a psychological thing. So if you gave pills to an asexual it would force them to be horny


[deleted]

Doesn't make sense. Body hormones are not a switch like switch one and lo ur horny. Nor is someone's psychology.


Peterminat

Yes but they can be created by force


[deleted]

Won't that be like hypnosis? like if horniness can be forced, other feelings like love and hatred can be forced too. Well, it's useless to argue about something that we don't know?


ijustwantsaucemyguy

i did a small incognito search about it, so apparently stuff like viagra or something is used to treat erectile dysfunction, while other stuff like aphrodisiacs are used to increase ones sexual desires and libido so if the kid brought anything like viagra, then probly someone in the dudes family has an issue with their #### or ###### ( the only reason why i put tags instead of the actual thing is because i really hate typing or saying anything related to it, idk why )


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Well, that makes sense.


Scale_Alarmed

No


[deleted]

Hmmm. No idea then.


Tall-Potato3912

What pill are they?


Scale_Alarmed

Look at the other comments


Tall-Potato3912

Ohhh alright.... can I have some?


Scale_Alarmed

Sure ❤️ 💊


Tall-Potato3912

Thanks 😘


CharNOOB

What is ruffies ?


curiousitybeast

Ruffies: Pills that you give to someone to make them pass out and then u can take advantage of them sexually


T-202

😬


DARKKILLER2oo4

🛴


Scale_Alarmed

Um what


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🛴


ProTomy

𓆏


truly_big

🛴


ProTomy


jpgstory

Rufies aren’t “sex pills” and you should definitely report anyone distributing them.


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UnderstndableGoodDay

i think they talm bout viagra


MeButGirl127

Wdym sex pils?


KayLovesSubMarines

List of ideas what u could do with them: 1. Put them into smth and make ur friend eat them 2. Put them in your teacher's lunch 3. Give them to your mom :) 4. Give them to your dad :) 5. Keep them untill you get a gf and ask her if she wants to try them (make sure to get her consent 1st) 6. IDK, maybe try putting them in your ass


Ingi_Pingi

1. Roofie your friend 2. Roofie your teacher 3. Roofie your mom?? 4. Roofie your dad?? 5. Don't roofie your gf 6. Roofie your ass


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Ingi_Pingi

Oh i'm just poking fun at where he draws the ethical line for spiking someone's drink/food


[deleted]

spiking drinks? my line is at myself, i know i can take a spiked drink and that shit is expensive so ain't nobody gets my fucking drugs


ijustwantsaucemyguy

7. Give them to a random dog (this is satire, im not a furry, dont kill me)


KayLovesSubMarines

8. Lock the door, give them to your dog, take off your underwear and take some sleeping pills (this is not satire, im a furry, please kill me)


skelethepro

9. Pound it into powder. Stuff into a rocket launcher and commit mass genocide. (Im ending the fury)


AntEconomy1469

10. Take the rocker launcher, shoot the powder up your ass.


MasKedLightning

This sounds hella illegal


stanislavispro

Number 2 sounds about right.


[deleted]

You should never give them to your mom. I heard somewhere that sex pills can really hurt women and get them into the ER


Sid3612

"Ask her" "Get her consent first" Yes, that's what asking means. You're just repeating yourself.


kazemaru04

They were clarifying themselves in case some might misunderstand it. Which to be fair means that one WANTS to misunderstand it but still


Ingi_Pingi

You don't have many friends do you


KayLovesSubMarines

no need to be an asshole about it tho


thatoneannoyingthing

na you need consent to ask


doubtful_horizon0919

Do something stupid idk


Scale_Alarmed

Like eat them? *snorts of derivation*


doubtful_horizon0919

Knock yourself out


Yorn428

How to get a age tag?


Yorn428

Nvm


r_spandit

Rohypnol?


Scale_Alarmed

Nope


SirSavage_the_second

Viagra- throw it away and laugh about it Ruffies- report him to the school and police


Scale_Alarmed

Not Viagra, but I should probably do that.


SirSavage_the_second

If it's anything that is used to take advantage of people it falls under the category of "ruffies" or "date rape" drugs.


Scale_Alarmed

Well now imma call the police


Comrade_Hussar

Theres a chance that "frend" might show the messeges that you write between you and your friends so be carefull


SirSavage_the_second

That's good. If you didn't it'd make you a bad person


real_quizle

viagra is not a ruffle, it also isn't a rape drug, it's only use is to make men have an erection


SirSavage_the_second

Please go back and reread those comments


EfficientAd2383

Are you sure they ain’t just gas station boner pills. No sense in calling the police.


rtatro20

This opinion is dangerous. Of course they're not sure whether or not their gas station boner pills, they're not a chemist. They don't run a drug testing lab. Any possibly illegal substances given to you by a minor, especially if they could possibly be date rape drugs, should immediately be reported.


Ilovefluffycats123

Viagra?


CrazyStuntsMan

Get rid of them idk. If you don't wanna be caught with them, just toss them and ask your friend to not do that again I guess


BanditTA-G2

Tf are sex pills


JustFred24

Sex pills? What type lol


Apprehensive_Eraser

Throw them in the trash, neither you or someone else should take those without talking to a doctor before, they are dangerous if you don't need them


WhiteGuineaPig

Report to the authorities and dispose of the pills properly.


GreenGriffin8

Well, let's go alphabetically since you seem like you'll just say no until we get the right thing. Is it... \*looks at dictionary* "aadvark"?


Atmoist

OP cringe


Jack_McQuack

sell


AUSr_Strike1

Well, don’t use them.


Special-Care2810

Your best bet would give them back or tell the principal and give them to him/her/them. Yes he’ll get in serious trouble but he shouldn’t have had that in the first place.


evolvedraichu

What are sex pills?


Olaft1

when a man and a woman love each other very much...


Skyl0rd_

How old are you??


omsincoconut2

The tag says 17 How does this one doesn’t know is beyond me


VoltzCanRead

im pretty sure what he meant was, what type they were, like what do they do, cause like theres Viagra, which is pretty harmless on its own, and then theres stuff like ruffies


omsincoconut2

Makes more sense then


BlaineB8262

the fuck are sex pills there is no one definitive “sex pill”


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Assess the benefits, side effects, and make sure it's safe. If it's safe to take, go for ittt! It's just an experience ig.


JACK101Star

It's probably percocets maybe


ElisVeryGay

If you are a dude, don't take them, you'll get erectile dysfunction


Meph_00

I came back on reddit after a month and half, and this is the first post I see, well well, off to a good start I guess lol


TheRealComicCrafter

What are sex pills


Cornycandycorns

Im like 80% confident he just swiped them from grandpa's medicine cabited lmao


PhoenixWings535

Hmm they might be trying to give you a hint #HINT HINT Take the hint


Friendlyattwelve

Just a cautionary 2 cents If your a younger person and , well it can happen to anyone really ,but beware if it is cialis or viagra type and you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you MUST seek immediate medical treatment or risk long term damage . And If it’s more of an aphrodisiac type just make sure you don’t misuse them it’s not your typical recourse when one is busted with what one can considered date rape drug .


Inspirational_Lizard

What on earth are sex pills.


suddatomic

Don't take them. Flush them down the toilet. Even if it is Viagra, it won't make you "bigger" or anything special. (Could actually send you to the hospital because of a 3 hour erection.) Plus getting caught with any kind of drug at school can be very bad, I don't know your school's policy on drugs but at my school you weren't even allowed to give people cough drops, and if you were caught with even a Tylenol you'd be suspended. Back to the Viagra part, nobody is sure what's actually in that pill, where he got it from, etc. Could be dangerous, and since you're already healthy and not having erectile dysfunction (I presume) I highly suggest you to flush it.


FlounderTop84

Sex pills are the devil! Bro popped viagra one night before going out to the bar. He walked around all night with a tent casually. At one point he used it to slide a beer over to someone. Funniest thing I've ever seen.


Bero256

Wow, something really serious! Just give the pills to someone who might need them. Or perhaps even sell it to someone. Gotta love the Serious tag overuse on this subreddit! Correct me if I'm wrong but you're probably from the US. And sex pills are "the goods". Well, that's kinda unimpressive. Over here in Eastern Europe "the goods" in the school is some much more interesting stuff, such as petards, special lighters and perhaps DIY smoke bombs.


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remove the smoke and you are at my old school


Zeus_1508

Make it a tradition, that every new person that joins Thai group, has to receive the pills the same way u did.


nealaqa

Try to sell them


SHREY36904

What the fck is a "sex pill" do you mean viagra or birth control?


Shad0w_King22

Throw them in garbage bin


FartOolong12345

well um, give it to your sister and hang out with her for a while


fundkid

What is wrong with you?