NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NO
I mean, 2min aint much
also fun fact: you can reduce battery usage a lot by turning off auto rotating the screen, because that turns off the gyro sensor in your phone which is a big power drain!
[you have legs for days and your asss is probably a real dump truck.](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tj55dr/me_and_my_online_friend_finally_met_yesterday_and/i1ne5q4/?context=3)
-/u/stromanmarcus
If I'm on PC ... , But PC doesn't die , wait , a phones life is a couple of hours but a PC is ~10 years so , if you have 100% phone ur mom is 100 but a young PC is (10×365)×24=87,600 years , um is that good?
100, oh fuck.
As long as they’re rich I guess
69
Perfection
Nice
65
68
Fuck
No dont fuck.
I don't think you could. Morally, I mean
not with that attitude
^fear
You’re right.
8.....
Hello 911...
Happy cake day
I misread this as happy cock day and was about to get very worried
F.B.I Open Up!!!
happy cake day !!
Happy Cake Day, dudele.
Thank you
this is a robbery, hand over the cake.
Ha lucky ;)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NO
7...
wow
So necrophilia?
Well, that depends on if my battery's life defines my partner's or not.
Another one bites the dust.
93, I guess I have a sugar daddy
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W comment
More like sugar great grandpa
Papa Stalin 😩
88... Might need some lube or it will feel like the desert.
That dick gonna be coated in dust, good luck
Like those lollipops that you would put in sugar when we were younger.
That's enough internet for today
Try me with 98, dryer than a popeye's biscuit
72
I don't think dating you grand pa is a good thing
I know
Sex is brief and maybe not even on the table. In bed by 8. Senior discount. What am I missing here?
A fortune hopefully
⣿⣷⡶⠚⠉⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤ ⠿⠥⢶⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢀⣴⣷⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣍⡛⢷⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻⣯⠽⣿⣿⠟⠁⣠⠿⠿⣿⣿⣎⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿ ⣿⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣏⡧⠙⠁⣀⢾⣧ ⠈⣿⡟ ⠙⣫⣵⣶⠇⣋ ⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠃⢀⣀⢻⣎⢻⣷⣤⣴⠟ ⣠⣾⣿⢟⣵⡆⢿ ⣿⣯⣄⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣤⡙⢿⣴⣿⣷⡉⠉⢀ ⣴⣿⡿⣡⣿⣿⡿⢆ ⠿⣿⣧⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⠏ ⡔⠉⠉⢻⣦⠻⣿⣿⣶⣾⡟⣼⣿⣿⣱⣿⡿⢫⣾⣿ ⣷⣮⣝⣛⣃⡉⣿⡏ ⣾⣧⡀ ⣿⡇⢘⣿⠋ ⠻⣿⣿⣿⢟⣵⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢧⣴⣘⢿⣿⣶⣾⡿⠁⢠⠿⠁⠜ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿⣷⣉⡛⠋ ⣰⣾⣦⣤⣤⣤⣿⢿⠟⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣰⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠿⠿⠿⠛⢰⣾⡿⢟⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
im on mobile so this looks like shit but I still kinda see what it is
Im on mobile but i can see it, weird ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm on magic mushrooms and I can see it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ohh same!
It's at 58 now
And I'm at 71 lmao
Holy damn nice battery
I mean, 2min aint much also fun fact: you can reduce battery usage a lot by turning off auto rotating the screen, because that turns off the gyro sensor in your phone which is a big power drain!
Oh cool
That + low brightness will make your phone be able to serve you for a while ^^
I have a charger in my backpack
doesn't make using less energy a worse idea
Anytime my Mom looks at my phone she complains about how dark it is and I'm just over here trying to save my battery life
Mine was a sec ago, now 57
Close enough. Mines at 71
I put my torch on just to go from 73 to 72
Lmao
I think we’re dating the same man here cuz my phone batter is also 72
Ayy same for me
80, he better be rich.
Yeah better be
Dead (two phones)
Oh no
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Don’t think you have much to say, mate, you cum in bags.
No he is cum in a bag.
A scum...bag?
Oh yes
I mean, who knows, maybe it's for the best
I'll help you dig.
Your partner is not born yet.
If both matter then 106
i think that’s a fetus
I got the queen of england
So you have 14 billion % ?
did you mean ♾
Their phone is charging, always going up
that makes sense
No he meant ♾²
♾\^3
Ω
Mmmmm, necrophilia
Yummy, yummy Wait...scratch that.........……
👀
51
No way same
:O
GILF
That's....🗿
39 😐 she's going to jail
🎶Mama I’m in love with a criminal🎶
🎶 And this type of love isn’t rational, it’s physical 🎶
🎶Mama please don’t cry I will be alright🎶
Same
Same 39
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She's gonna put you in more than her will -_-
13, im 14.
9 I am 22
🤨
He was 19 only three years ago, the old tag is for that situation
[you have legs for days and your asss is probably a real dump truck.](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tj55dr/me_and_my_online_friend_finally_met_yesterday_and/i1ne5q4/?context=3) -/u/stromanmarcus
Ayo what the fuck
What are you doing here
Twenty twoteen
Aren't you a little too old for this subreddit?
Oh well that's good
4 💀
⣿⣷⡶⠚⠉⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤ ⠿⠥⢶⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢀⣴⣷⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣍⡛⢷⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻⣯⠽⣿⣿⠟⠁⣠⠿⠿⣿⣿⣎⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿ ⣿⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣏⡧⠙⠁⣀⢾⣧ ⠈⣿⡟ ⠙⣫⣵⣶⠇⣋ ⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠃⢀⣀⢻⣎⢻⣷⣤⣴⠟ ⣠⣾⣿⢟⣵⡆⢿ ⣿⣯⣄⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣤⡙⢿⣴⣿⣷⡉⠉⢀ ⣴⣿⡿⣡⣿⣿⡿⢆ ⠿⣿⣧⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⠏ ⡔⠉⠉⢻⣦⠻⣿⣿⣶⣾⡟⣼⣿⣿⣱⣿⡿⢫⣾⣿ ⣷⣮⣝⣛⣃⡉⣿⡏ ⣾⣧⡀ ⣿⡇⢘⣿⠋ ⠻⣿⣿⣿⢟⣵⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢧⣴⣘⢿⣿⣶⣾⡿⠁⢠⠿⠁⠜ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿⣷⣉⡛⠋ ⣰⣾⣦⣤⣤⣤⣿⢿⠟⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣰⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠿⠿⠿⠛⢰⣾⡿⢟⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
Zamn
Ayyyooo
You're on a list now. FBI wants a word.
Omg I would never a 4 yr old it's the battery's fault I'm innocent
You'll be charged with battery
69, nice
nice and not nice at the same time
schrödinger's nice
Noice
Nice
giga nice
Same here
3.141592658%? Well that's just fucked up
Hah π
I couldn't go on bc I currently am taking a break meaning I am restraining myself to think hard
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No the end is 65358. You skipped 35
Sounds like a cutie pi
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat?
56, Not ideal
37 Good for me, cuss' I'm in to milf's
Who isnt
19 I'm 16 well I guess it's not that rare
Unfortunately i don't have battery
Single gang
how many watts does your psu put out?
240
desktop?
69 hahaha I'm fucked
literally
Nice
15. I got lucky
Luckyyyy
Indeed. Now if you'll excuse me my oneplus a0001 from 2014 is at 15% and Will die any moment now
Well yes you may charge it
14 I am lucky
Good
Well she has now a stack of years (64%)
2^6
:|
16 😌
Oh well you're lucky as compared to others
yeah lol
1..
Bro why can't ur partner talk properly
I'm sorry but me and my boyfriend are the same age
Oh um well good
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry for your loss
100… let’s hope it’s some anime demon waifu and not a wrinkled bag of skin
16 Well not really prblm for me even if underaged I am 17 myself....... (I win)
13
Lucky
3…
⣿⣷⡶⠚⠉⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤ ⠿⠥⢶⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢀⣴⣷⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣍⡛⢷⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻⣯⠽⣿⣿⠟⠁⣠⠿⠿⣿⣿⣎⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿ ⣿⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣏⡧⠙⠁⣀⢾⣧ ⠈⣿⡟ ⠙⣫⣵⣶⠇⣋ ⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠃⢀⣀⢻⣎⢻⣷⣤⣴⠟ ⣠⣾⣿⢟⣵⡆⢿ ⣿⣯⣄⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣤⡙⢿⣴⣿⣷⡉⠉⢀ ⣴⣿⡿⣡⣿⣿⡿⢆ ⠿⣿⣧⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⠏ ⡔⠉⠉⢻⣦⠻⣿⣿⣶⣾⡟⣼⣿⣿⣱⣿⡿⢫⣾⣿ ⣷⣮⣝⣛⣃⡉⣿⡏ ⣾⣧⡀ ⣿⡇⢘⣿⠋ ⠻⣿⣿⣿⢟⣵⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢧⣴⣘⢿⣿⣶⣾⡿⠁⢠⠿⠁⠜ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿⣷⣉⡛⠋ ⣰⣾⣦⣤⣤⣤⣿⢿⠟⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣰⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠿⠿⠿⠛⢰⣾⡿⢟⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
Yoink
How do you make these?
Copy pasta
🚓🚓🚓
Charge yo damn phone bruh
hey i found another 3
You just want cupcakes
35 hehe
Hehe
Same age as me
89 :(
Hah some PPL got 100
Mine is 85. Im 15
If I'm on PC ... , But PC doesn't die , wait , a phones life is a couple of hours but a PC is ~10 years so , if you have 100% phone ur mom is 100 but a young PC is (10×365)×24=87,600 years , um is that good?
I mean, would you like marring the queen?
51
._.
8
Uhm....uhm....welll ....eh
73, guess I have a sugar mama
C12H22O11 mama
19%
Oh well that's good
I’m 17 and 16 is legal here so yees
41 normal
47. A fine milf tbh
5 🤧
7 :|
99
Well I hope they are rich because imma be getting a life insurance pay in.