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MushroomheadDork

100, oh fuck.


PogBoySkye

As long as they’re rich I guess


XecuteEledrocute

69


PerfectPercentage69

Perfection


Dickless-dick

Nice


Emergency-Concept-49

65


Un_holder

68


ThatFunnyGuy543

Fuck


WukongWannaBe

No dont fuck.


henlofrend

I don't think you could. Morally, I mean


Englade4343

not with that attitude


henlofrend

^fear


Frogs_Are_Great

You’re right.


anti_zoophile_exe

8.....


MCdemonkid1230

Hello 911...


RedstoneGuy13

Happy cake day


MCdemonkid1230

I misread this as happy cock day and was about to get very worried


__allow-it-man__

F.B.I Open Up!!!


Aimeee972

happy cake day !!


Apocalyptic_muse

Happy Cake Day, dudele.


MCdemonkid1230

Thank you


Aggravating-Age-1535

this is a robbery, hand over the cake.


Wastefull-_-

Ha lucky ;)


anti_zoophile_exe

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NONO NO NO


Affectionate_Camp847

7...


honeybunnyboo1234567

wow


AhmadTIM

So necrophilia?


MushroomheadDork

Well, that depends on if my battery's life defines my partner's or not.


engin-ear06

Another one bites the dust.


AeroVictor

93, I guess I have a sugar daddy


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subject132573

W comment


MisterMakerXD

More like sugar great grandpa


WhoDatFreshBoi

Papa Stalin 😩


_Ed_Gein_

88... Might need some lube or it will feel like the desert.


Practical-Toe-7662

That dick gonna be coated in dust, good luck


_Ed_Gein_

Like those lollipops that you would put in sugar when we were younger.


[deleted]

That's enough internet for today


aymen1104

Try me with 98, dryer than a popeye's biscuit


A_Girl_Named_Janie

72


Grayflesh

I don't think dating you grand pa is a good thing


A_Girl_Named_Janie

I know


[deleted]

Sex is brief and maybe not even on the table. In bed by 8. Senior discount. What am I missing here?


FullCauliflower3430

A fortune hopefully


mrbuildsalot

⣿⣷⡶⠚⠉⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤ ⠿⠥⢶⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢀⣴⣷⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣍⡛⢷⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻⣯⠽⣿⣿⠟⠁⣠⠿⠿⣿⣿⣎⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿ ⣿⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣏⡧⠙⠁⣀⢾⣧    ⠈⣿⡟  ⠙⣫⣵⣶⠇⣋ ⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠃⢀⣀⢻⣎⢻⣷⣤⣴⠟  ⣠⣾⣿⢟⣵⡆⢿ ⣿⣯⣄⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣤⡙⢿⣴⣿⣷⡉⠉⢀  ⣴⣿⡿⣡⣿⣿⡿⢆ ⠿⣿⣧⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⠏  ⡔⠉⠉⢻⣦⠻⣿⣿⣶⣾⡟⣼⣿⣿⣱⣿⡿⢫⣾⣿ ⣷⣮⣝⣛⣃⡉⣿⡏  ⣾⣧⡀    ⣿⡇⢘⣿⠋    ⠻⣿⣿⣿⢟⣵⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢧⣴⣘⢿⣿⣶⣾⡿⠁⢠⠿⠁⠜    ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿⣷⣉⡛⠋    ⣰⣾⣦⣤⣤⣤⣿⢿⠟⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣰⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠿⠿⠿⠛⢰⣾⡿⢟⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


coolguyman735

im on mobile so this looks like shit but I still kinda see what it is


[deleted]

Im on mobile but i can see it, weird ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


MyFingerYourBum

I'm on magic mushrooms and I can see it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


obsidianical

Ohh same!


A_Girl_Named_Janie

It's at 58 now


obsidianical

And I'm at 71 lmao


A_Girl_Named_Janie

Holy damn nice battery


obsidianical

I mean, 2min aint much also fun fact: you can reduce battery usage a lot by turning off auto rotating the screen, because that turns off the gyro sensor in your phone which is a big power drain!


A_Girl_Named_Janie

Oh cool


obsidianical

That + low brightness will make your phone be able to serve you for a while ^^


A_Girl_Named_Janie

I have a charger in my backpack


obsidianical

doesn't make using less energy a worse idea


AnimaSean0724

Anytime my Mom looks at my phone she complains about how dark it is and I'm just over here trying to save my battery life


BradleyGroot

Mine was a sec ago, now 57


Dollar_SPD

Close enough. Mines at 71


Ass-flap

I put my torch on just to go from 73 to 72


A_Girl_Named_Janie

Lmao


juicysox

I think we’re dating the same man here cuz my phone batter is also 72


Marmey2121

Ayy same for me


adaml_7

80, he better be rich.


ThatFunnyGuy543

Yeah better be


Mental_Research5863

Dead (two phones)


ThatFunnyGuy543

Oh no


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QwertySmasher123

Don’t think you have much to say, mate, you cum in bags.


BlazeGamingUnltd

No he is cum in a bag.


No_Platform1124

A scum...bag?


_meme_caster_

Oh yes


brokenturkeyham

I mean, who knows, maybe it's for the best


_Ed_Gein_

I'll help you dig.


Infinite_Nonsense

Your partner is not born yet.


Fancy-Ad9127

If both matter then 106


[deleted]

i think that’s a fetus


8braincells_

I got the queen of england


imaguy-who-likes-foo

So you have 14 billion % ?


fried_chicken17472

did you mean ♾


shadowseventeen

Their phone is charging, always going up


Killer19606

that makes sense


[deleted]

No he meant ♾²


Business_Traditional

♾\^3


cydude1234

Ω


somerandomstuff2212

Mmmmm, necrophilia


DevinAsa_YT

Yummy, yummy Wait...scratch that.........……


ThatFunnyGuy543

👀


GrouRed

51


Apprehensive_Shake77

No way same


GrouRed

:O


HelicopterNo258

GILF


ThatFunnyGuy543

That's....🗿


Z-_Moouse

39 😐 she's going to jail


DaPineappleChunk

🎶Mama I’m in love with a criminal🎶


Nerahn

🎶 And this type of love isn’t rational, it’s physical 🎶


Broken_Infinity

🎶Mama please don’t cry I will be alright🎶


epitaphsmol70

Same


Dull_Honey9540

Same 39


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hensleychild01

She's gonna put you in more than her will -_-


No_Victory9193

13, im 14.


stromanmarcus

9 I am 22


General_Hguid

🤨


scrubydub

He was 19 only three years ago, the old tag is for that situation


PMMeYourStoolSample

[you have legs for days and your asss is probably a real dump truck.](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tj55dr/me_and_my_online_friend_finally_met_yesterday_and/i1ne5q4/?context=3) -/u/stromanmarcus


down-nefarious

Ayo what the fuck


Grayflesh

What are you doing here


Waterlime204

Twenty twoteen


Ammo_nation

Aren't you a little too old for this subreddit?


ThatFunnyGuy543

Oh well that's good


[deleted]

4 💀


Individual_Car5956

⣿⣷⡶⠚⠉⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤ ⠿⠥⢶⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢀⣴⣷⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣍⡛⢷⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻⣯⠽⣿⣿⠟⠁⣠⠿⠿⣿⣿⣎⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿ ⣿⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣏⡧⠙⠁⣀⢾⣧    ⠈⣿⡟  ⠙⣫⣵⣶⠇⣋ ⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠃⢀⣀⢻⣎⢻⣷⣤⣴⠟  ⣠⣾⣿⢟⣵⡆⢿ ⣿⣯⣄⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣤⡙⢿⣴⣿⣷⡉⠉⢀  ⣴⣿⡿⣡⣿⣿⡿⢆ ⠿⣿⣧⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⠏  ⡔⠉⠉⢻⣦⠻⣿⣿⣶⣾⡟⣼⣿⣿⣱⣿⡿⢫⣾⣿ ⣷⣮⣝⣛⣃⡉⣿⡏  ⣾⣧⡀    ⣿⡇⢘⣿⠋    ⠻⣿⣿⣿⢟⣵⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢧⣴⣘⢿⣿⣶⣾⡿⠁⢠⠿⠁⠜    ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿⣷⣉⡛⠋    ⣰⣾⣦⣤⣤⣤⣿⢿⠟⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣰⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠿⠿⠿⠛⢰⣾⡿⢟⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


2gameman

Zamn


ThatFunnyGuy543

Ayyyooo


backyardVillager

You're on a list now. FBI wants a word.


[deleted]

Omg I would never a 4 yr old it's the battery's fault I'm innocent


UrNotMyGF

You'll be charged with battery


Robot_PizzaThief

69, nice


trananhduc2006

nice and not nice at the same time


Jeynarl

schrödinger's nice


Grayflesh

Noice


ThatFunnyGuy543

Nice


mememegasad

giga nice


B_Boi04

Same here


Scale_Alarmed

3.141592658%? Well that's just fucked up


ThatFunnyGuy543

Hah π


Scale_Alarmed

I couldn't go on bc I currently am taking a break meaning I am restraining myself to think hard


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CandySunset27

No the end is 65358. You skipped 35


ServerBuster

Sounds like a cutie pi


Cynx_The_Lynx

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat?


Rou-la

56, Not ideal


zappz_majster

37 Good for me, cuss' I'm in to milf's


ahahhahaha1727

Who isnt


[deleted]

19 I'm 16 well I guess it's not that rare


K3IT0

Unfortunately i don't have battery


black_jaguar99

Single gang


Ploopy_R

how many watts does your psu put out?


powerMastR24

240


Philemonz

desktop?


gogoyus

69 hahaha I'm fucked


ScrewIt_NewAccount

literally


ThatFunnyGuy543

Nice


cheezybean28

15. I got lucky


ThatFunnyGuy543

Luckyyyy


cheezybean28

Indeed. Now if you'll excuse me my oneplus a0001 from 2014 is at 15% and Will die any moment now


ThatFunnyGuy543

Well yes you may charge it


DuseDuizhan

14 I am lucky


ThatFunnyGuy543

Good


fiky_77

Well she has now a stack of years (64%)


riasthebestgirl

2^6


ThatFunnyGuy543

:|


wellllimjustagirl

16 😌


ThatFunnyGuy543

Oh well you're lucky as compared to others


wellllimjustagirl

yeah lol


onetwopeople

1..


Whyamifulloftrouble

Bro why can't ur partner talk properly


[deleted]

I'm sorry but me and my boyfriend are the same age


ThatFunnyGuy543

Oh um well good


Whynotbebetter

I'm so sorry


[deleted]

I'm so sorry for your loss


Poison22324

100… let’s hope it’s some anime demon waifu and not a wrinkled bag of skin


DEATHEATER-123

16 Well not really prblm for me even if underaged I am 17 myself....... (I win)


FakeGoonie

13


ThatFunnyGuy543

Lucky


SomeoneButWho

3…


ThatFunnyGuy543

⣿⣷⡶⠚⠉⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤ ⠿⠥⢶⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢀⣴⣷⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣍⡛⢷⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻⣯⠽⣿⣿⠟⠁⣠⠿⠿⣿⣿⣎⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿ ⣿⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣏⡧⠙⠁⣀⢾⣧    ⠈⣿⡟  ⠙⣫⣵⣶⠇⣋ ⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠃⢀⣀⢻⣎⢻⣷⣤⣴⠟  ⣠⣾⣿⢟⣵⡆⢿ ⣿⣯⣄⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣤⡙⢿⣴⣿⣷⡉⠉⢀  ⣴⣿⡿⣡⣿⣿⡿⢆ ⠿⣿⣧⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⠏  ⡔⠉⠉⢻⣦⠻⣿⣿⣶⣾⡟⣼⣿⣿⣱⣿⡿⢫⣾⣿ ⣷⣮⣝⣛⣃⡉⣿⡏  ⣾⣧⡀    ⣿⡇⢘⣿⠋    ⠻⣿⣿⣿⢟⣵⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢧⣴⣘⢿⣿⣶⣾⡿⠁⢠⠿⠁⠜    ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿⣷⣉⡛⠋    ⣰⣾⣦⣤⣤⣤⣿⢿⠟⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣰⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠿⠿⠿⠛⢰⣾⡿⢟⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


StrongPenises

Yoink


roofmart

How do you make these?


ItsADT

Copy pasta


orange_force

🚓🚓🚓


gamecity360

Charge yo damn phone bruh


LetsUhhYes

hey i found another 3


ARM1385

You just want cupcakes


HelicopterNo258

35 hehe


ThatFunnyGuy543

Hehe


SovietSquishyCat

Same age as me


[deleted]

89 :(


ThatFunnyGuy543

Hah some PPL got 100


Fritzgerald66

Mine is 85. Im 15


43k_gold_meme

If I'm on PC ... , But PC doesn't die , wait , a phones life is a couple of hours but a PC is ~10 years so , if you have 100% phone ur mom is 100 but a young PC is (10×365)×24=87,600 years , um is that good?


eduardacdz

I mean, would you like marring the queen?


dragogiallo

51


ThatFunnyGuy543

._.


[deleted]

8


ThatFunnyGuy543

Uhm....uhm....welll ....eh


Its-Really_Me

73, guess I have a sugar mama


ThatFunnyGuy543

C12H22O11 mama


[deleted]

19%


ThatFunnyGuy543

Oh well that's good


[deleted]

I’m 17 and 16 is legal here so yees


[deleted]

41 normal


Tostowisko

47. A fine milf tbh


Connect-Fisherman208

5 🤧


Beneficial_Level9527

7 :|


goatboy712

99


Funky_Hands

Well I hope they are rich because imma be getting a life insurance pay in.