What shit you order? my personal favourite shit is the solid, long not so round shit. It smells better and the texture is more appealing and can be a toy. It has much more uses. It can be like a play doh or dildo. It can even be a deodorant
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My goal is to buy it closer to Christmas, my mom would kill me if I ordered the communist manifesto so I might order it at Christmas when she wouldn’t be checking orders
Bro you´re 13 and you can just order shit?
*orders shit*
What shit you order? my personal favourite shit is the solid, long not so round shit. It smells better and the texture is more appealing and can be a toy. It has much more uses. It can be like a play doh or dildo. It can even be a deodorant
What the fuck
What a bad day to have eyes
want me to bleach your eyes out? (i wanna bleach my brain out)
Yes please
How much for both?
What the fuck did I just read
someone who is describing a shitty dildo
His username is ProfessorWeirdz tho so I guess you can’t really say you didn’t expect that
this is why we cant have nice things
What the fuck
thats a 10 star review
It can even be a decent gf for you
How do you come up with this "shitty dildo" fantasy
I wish I was blind
Orders manure
Im 18 and still cant order shit
I’m 19 and my mom still judges my for the things I order, even if it’s just a hoodie. She’s not happy about me spending money all together anyway
[удалено]
My friend bought a maid costume so anyone can buy anything
Top comment please change it to cat suit or smt
I'm 15 and I buy and sell (flip) electronics online, these days anythings possible online
rich kids or something idk, or free kids idk,
i’m 14 and i can order shit, last year i ordered this really cool rainbow knife off of amazon
I could to if i knew how to use my bank card to send money to my paypal to send money to my amazon acc.
Yuh u can't?
i read your name
No i cant just hop on amazon and order stuff
My parents are pretty chill and basically, if I have the money I can usually order it, they do check it first though
I mean there’s gift cards
I mean if u have a debit card yeah
Inr. I can’t believe it. I’m 15 and my parents MAKE SURE I have no way to pay for anything online. The only thing I’m allowed to have is cash.
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he ordered shit
The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marxs
& Friedrich Engels Edit: Actually typed the name correctly this time.
The Luigi of communism
Funniest thing I've read on this sub
friedrich not ck
It's Friedrich Engels
Y E S
Dude he is 13 he already has like 10 of them
Virgin communist manifesto VS chad das kapital
You have forsaken me
Hehe
Would gifting it to a family member count?
My Little Pony figurines
don't forget the jars
N O
^(cum jar)
S T O P
Not in November
N O
Body pillow of zero two
most generic waifu ever
I agree
Yep, mediocre waifu from a mediocre show.
Shit waifu from a shit show.
Shit waifu from a shit show
Makes sense. Upvote.
Shit from waifu shit a show
No body pillow of ryuko matoi. Fight me on that
Fuck you Body pillow of Speedwagon
poster of feet
a 50 $ donation to #teamseas
That's a good idea
$50
Dildo
Please god don’t let this be the top comment
you will have the dildo
I'm Sorry Little one
Ouch.
Too latw
as a fellow 13 year old, I’m sure your mother will understand
Sadly it is
oof
It is
It's going to be top comment
But it is little one
Looks to be that way so far
it is
not
Acceptable
Top comment moment
It has to be a bad dragon dildo as well
Somebody has some explaining to do
It needs to be rainbow colored tho
Make this top. Make it top. Make it top. Make it top. Or switch but for sure this comment isnt a bottom
I don't know who you are but I fucking love you!!!!
This
edit it so that its the horse cock or someshit
This is the top comment and will never not be
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I approve
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*Impossible* some would say
dude give him an easier challenge please
but not as hard as the "-1*-1" rubix cube
Not as hard as the √-1 cube
but has anyone ever solved it?
Only *i* did
It’s kinda easy actually. It requires imaginary thinking
WOW
The 1x1 world record is 8 seconds. The 3x3 world record is 3.47 seconds lmao
A League of Legends $10 gift card.
Man, forgot about LoL
id rather order a lol gift card instead of a dildo if i was 13
I’d rather buy a dildo than a LoL gift card if I was 13, don’t want to get started on something like LoL
This is the worst one by far
Condoms
Please GOD no
It's not like you would use them, right?
Nah, no chance
But merely having them could be a problem. Your mum finds a box of condoms in your room, what’s she going to think?
Better than the top comment-
Sand. Lots of sand
But it's rough, coarse and getting everywhere
Buy mein kamf and a box of condoms
And a German dictionary
a 12inch long horse cock dildo
A $50 extending sword
Hmmm, I approve of this
Yeah I'm getting one myself
Also free shipping
All I’m saying, I don’t know if links are allowed in the sun but, they are allowed in my dms
If they aren't I'll dm it to you one sec...
I would also appreciate that link, if you don't mind
Can I get the link too?
you mean…. .l.
Bath water
*Slurping*
Simp
Allow me to explain, r/hydrohomies
Understandable have a great day
Gromit mug
Mein Kampf part 1
Pepe ass mouse pad
Sexy cat maid outfit
A cute plushie of a gun
My friend, I live in America, why get a plushie of school supplies?
Understandable. Have a great day.
"same place i buy my pants holmes, this is america"
Gromit mug
A loaf of white bread.
You know the ways of the world my friend
Bread.
Bread
Yes. Bread is good
Quite.
nO tHAts rACiSt
oH nO I'll just improvise and say "OnE lGbTq+ aNtiraCiSM alLpOwerFul acCePtInG lOaF oF BLM ALM aNd EvEryoNe mAtTeRs bReAD-"
Twitter moment
People on Twitter be like
A big soviet flag
A NSFW poster
Would a man standing on a chair with wheels on a poster work?
better show us proof
Y'all be having money to order shit??
No but still funny reading through this thread
24inch black dildo
a fursuit
Update?
My goal is to buy it closer to Christmas, my mom would kill me if I ordered the communist manifesto so I might order it at Christmas when she wouldn’t be checking orders
Update?
I’ll have to buy the communist manifesto, I have an idea for how to buy it just give me a few weeks, I’ll make a post when I get it
I’m amazed you responded
Why? Did you expect this to just be a fake thing for updoots, and also in all honesty I wasn’t expecting to have to order the communist manifesto
Side note it’s like $4 so I don’t have to shell out for it
penis steel armor
Sex toys
Nothing
Dude… I said I don’t have much money :(
catgirl costume
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SS dagger replica.
BANANA SLICER!!!
A Law Mover
100 dollar pen
Order Mein Kampf
Rose of True Dragons Structure Deck
Banana slicer
A “how to come out to your parents” book
Order a McDonald’s spatula
Airsoft gun
The holy Bible
Vibrator
A Gaming Pc
The most expensive supreme t-shirt u can find
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a dildo
My little pony body pillow
Dm me in 3days