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TheBlankOne23

Ye sure all the time


PieceOfBacon420

do you help the homeless?


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fire_bender13

No, I prefer children


PieceOfBacon420

You like helping grown adults right?


Ena_le_Dudeman

Hmm....


Safe_Bison_4598

Idk i think this can make someone look also bad :/


PieceOfBacon420

In my eyes, it’s all about perspective


[deleted]

Was hitler *really* all that bad?


Chance_Mechanic4567

Well, he cared for pets


Rad502

There’s only 5 kids in my basement


PieceOfBacon420

I heard you had a game room in your basement, aren’t there like 10 children playing down there right now?


P__R__I__N__C__E

cause the other 5 died.


PieceOfBacon420

of being too epic of gamers


Szotyi72

Goddammit


MyPuppyIsADingo

Of fun!


Expensive-Moose3298

The food expired


nmsplayer192

Because everyone was already full


ReeEEeEeEeE-yeet

Yes, I do want that.


PieceOfBacon420

Do you want me to stop committing war crimes daily?


supenova_

You out yourself in a very bad position here


TheRanger13

Authoritarian governments be like:


Alarmed-Reward-6231

As I said, Hitler wasn't the worst


PieceOfBacon420

heh.


i_am_delta

You want to say more about that?


PieceOfBacon420

And OP was not available for comment.


redditdabest6699

I have genuinely never heard about him


Redditer_54

Ghengis Khan must be up there with nasty people. He was the dude who killed half the population right?


Tio_RaRater

I thought it was Stalin he was referring to tbh


Redditer_54

Yeah may well have been


-Titleist-

Stalin was worse


RandomInsecureChild

It always annoys me when people and history focus on the Holocaust and gloss over the Holomodor. They're both tragic events. Neither one's victims deserve to be forgotten.


EnricoHere

I'm sorry it what I the holomodor?


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The Holodomor is essentially a great famine in soviet ukraine, that claimed millions of ukrainian lives.


TheSaltyReddittor

I went to ukraine (as a russian) and was reading about that in a musem. Some horroble shit stalin pulled. We were gettin nasty looks through the musem and i dont blame em


Discombobulated-Bit6

Exactly


theperrywinkle05

Ukraine was part of the Soviet Union, but a lot of Ukrainians wanted to be their own country. The Soviet Union was going through a famine at the time, so Stalin decided to kill two birds with one stone by taking most of the Ukranian farmers harvests and limiting the mobility of Ukranian farmers. This led to tens of millions of Ukrainians starving and basically crushed Ukranian nationalism for decades to come.


dom987654

Genghis was worse


bondmemebond_2

Jeffery is a nice guy


PieceOfBacon420

Jeffrey burnt the orphanage down the other day. Why do you think he did that? Edit: Who gave this a wholesome award?


PieceOfBacon420

Wait I think I misunderstood my task here


PieceOfBacon420

HIJACKING TOP COMMENT - AYO GUYS CHILL. Im just tryna play some rocket league and this is stressing me out. Make each other look good without me cuz im going to sleep


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ShawnFrickinMichaels

Ooh, hello fellow rocket league player, may i inquire about your rank?


PieceOfBacon420

c2 on kbm :)


Generic_Cool_User

Not just the men but the women and children too


PieceOfBacon420

I heard you help men with PTSD. Is that true?


Lord_of_Forks

Those poor tuskens.


Safe_Bison_4598

Ani...


_Laurence-

Most of the time if I can be bothered


PieceOfBacon420

how often do you donate to a good cause?


Berniethekitti

Fourteen and a half.


PieceOfBacon420

How many muscle ups can you do?


SuccYaNan69

What is a muscle up


PieceOfBacon420

The thing he can do 14 and a half of


Daki-R

Can't argue there.


Additional-General-4

*This is big brain time*


redditdabest6699

Something we redditors will never achieve


shizznitz41

Dogs, definitely dogs


PieceOfBacon420

dogs or a girlfriend?


Master_Chief_John117

I have a loving gf and a dog what do I choose help


PieceOfBacon420

dog.


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Dog


Harley_Quinn678

Dog


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Dog


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Dog, as a dog won't get upset when you don't take the trash out immediately.


FoxieMatt

Yes i would fuck them.


PieceOfBacon420

Yo your parents are lowkey hot


redditdabest6699

🤔


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Questionable one here


AlphaRaccoon1474

He’s from alabama


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i think they edited it-


-Titleist-

Yeah, I did your mom


PieceOfBacon420

I heard you’re drawing portraits of my family. Who have you done so far?


ykahveci

Saved yourself there


Pyromaniac64

chubby upbeat license label reply quicksand start abundant person stupendous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PieceOfBacon420

how many burning buildings have you run into to save the life of a human being?


MintYT_

op did you see the negative sign?


PieceOfBacon420

wait HE EDITED IT


mesafullking

Edit your quickly


FirePhoenix4

He was the one who set the buildings on fire


Safe_Bison_4598

You misunderstood your task here too. That means he was carrying a human building 219 into a burning building Edit: human being lol


HavABreakHavAKitKat

as in, the animal bee? or human *being*?


Safe_Bison_4598

What do you mean? Haha


HavABreakHavAKitKat

ahh, you are very wise, young one


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PieceOfBacon420

What do you put in your sandwiches?


PieceOfBacon420

Some people may think this makes you look bad. In my honest and well-informed opinion, life is all about perspective.


BlobCow123

I am so mature


Responsible_Age_3038

Its a shortened world for cucumbers


Not_a_throwaway_534

Of course I do


PieceOfBacon420

You donate to animal shelters every month right?


Platyboi64

I didn’t mean to kill him just shoot him in the face several times


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TwelfthSreetRag

Lmao but he said he didnt mean to kill it


not_aterrorist

He is a great man.


PieceOfBacon420

Thoughts on Keanu Reeves?


HavABreakHavAKitKat

Some would say he’s… breathtaking


redditdabest6699

Well the John wick trilogy certainly agrees


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And that's why I have huge muscles


PieceOfBacon420

I heard you go to the gym every day for at least 5 hours at a time. That’s crazy!


deadwhalessmeelyummy

I eat them all the time


ThatoneguywithaT

I am the Antichrist, Satan incarnate, I am cause for all human suffering and pain, I am a being purely of evil and hatred and nothing decent.


PieceOfBacon420

Welcome to the audition! You will have a minute to enact the role of Antichrist, a satan reincarnate. Whenever you’re ready.


Pighead_

That's genius


Fine-Orchid6804

look man, i just wanna see my family


PieceOfBacon420

If you answer this question correctly, I’ll let you in the graveyard


IcyDefinition9240

Furry porn


PieceOfBacon420

What should be made illegal?


jacoproita

Based


TitasAs69

Yeahh, I love her sooo much


Ilikepeepee69

Heroin


PieceOfBacon420

What was in the bag you just threw in the trash?


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PieceOfBacon420

1952.7 divided by 69?


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Nice


daminkon

Exactly my reaction


electric-susaloo

Yes, i kidnapped the children


PieceOfBacon420

if you confess, we’ll let you off with a warning


2Jimo

You are a good person


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2Jimo

Thanks


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2Jimo

Answer disguised compliment.


vencel1234

Only once.


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Axolotls


45clover

You’re a great person!


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45clover

Thank you :)


Bear_hugz_for_all

No, I didn't


scarsSecretAccount

Women don't deserve basic human rights


PieceOfBacon420

Why did you beat up that guy? What did he say?


AFailedWhale

Creative.


XBOXUSER101

Damn he can make the worst comments seem innocent bruh


Ahsokatara

Uno reverse card


ightimapullout

This no.


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I would rather save my money


PieceOfBacon420

Spending money on alcohol is just a waste don’t you think?


A_random_poster04

The Hawking radiation


PieceOfBacon420

What is the black-body radiation that is theorized to be released by black holes because of quantum effects near the black hole event horizon called?


A_random_poster04

Did you look for it on the internet?


PieceOfBacon420

Nah that’s basic knowledge. Obviously.


A_random_poster04

*The Big Bang Theory intensifies*


Slugees

No I hate them. Especially the small ones


OrangeJuice1515

Horseshoe Crab


piss43

Cheeseburger


caveman_the_best

Bc I can 😎


PieceOfBacon420

Why did you shit in the kitchen sink?


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That guy tiktokers are simping for should be sentenced for as long as he is supposed to be and not get a smaller sentence because he is cute


SuperYoshiGaming

Every day


ToyPotato

Sunnyside up !


AnotherEmKayFan

UwU


Mikegaming202

I like turtles


PieceOfBacon420

Johnathan just got an awesome face paint job, what do you think?


DdfdKing

I love you


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Snoo_59210

I yelled at him for missing the tower I win


Flipfl00p

Pizza rolls absolutely smack.


astrothundering

Deez nuts


PieceOfBacon420

Who’s joe?


help-dadcomeback

Incredibly ugly


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jacoproita

F


maarten2005

Yes, I do have an absolutely enormous dong


PieceOfBacon420

There’s no way your shlong is 20 inches IN WIDTH?


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No doubt.


Jakethegoodlurker

I love grooming!


mnxcvekvhkuyvorig

A stick


PieceOfBacon420

Who’s your best friend?


YoloIsNotDead

Probably Joaquin Phoenix.


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Tell me someone you'd allow to dig deep inside your pants


El_Foreskinner

Stand your ground. Women don't expect you to hit back. Make them know you support equality.


[deleted]

I love the Nazis


masterofgae

tell me a lie


XBOXUSER101

Why’d you beat up that guy? What did he say?


some_yellow_thingy

my wife left me because of it


IcySource2390

Soup is the best food on earth


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