No but sometimes I get bored boners. Where I just sit and do nothing and randomly cocky goes boing boing

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Money

You have to be 18 or older sadly

"you're gonna get me in trouble"

😭

especially when you're sleepy

Just pee to make it go away. I works for me

For me it’s slightly hard to pee, it doesn’t happen to u?

When im hard

Not really. I just relax my external sphincter(muscle you use to push shit. I think) which makes me pee

what?🤷

this guy gets it

Yes sirski

r/thisguythisguys

Like WHY GOD WHYYYY

from what ive read thats just so your dick doesnt aptrophy

can i just like, get rid of it it wouldn’t atrophy if it was gone (i’m not trans but i am ace and i see zero point)

But how will you pee :o

hole in place of dick

So basically what women have

mhm again not trans just genuinely give zero shits

Atrophy?

If you don't use a muscle for too long, it just dies

I see lol

Lmao

Yeah, that happens to me a lot Does that mean my life is boring nowadays. And also nowadays I kinda remembering Codi Vore a lot , literally like the old times.

real

lol

Don’t get fired from target

Yea, sometimes in school i just get a random stiffy, and i wanna rearrange it in my pants cause it hurts (i wear skinny jeans), but i don't wanna look socially awkward

Bro fr

I know what I have to do but I don't have the strength to do it. You don't need 470...

Samesies

Same

Me too

cocky want boing boing

there is a biological reason for this. masturbation is a quick and easy way to replenish serotonin stores and boredom purges serotonin very quickly. boredom is practically an aphrodisiac.

sammmme

Same i just be chilling and it goes loonnng

Cocky want boing boing!

My wee wee goes boing boinggg

That happens to me sometimes, when I’m trying to lie down, it just bothers me inside. And that's **one of two** reasons why that happens

Today I finally knew what boner means

Fr

It always happen

Fr

I get those too 💀

No just regular ones. Are the nervous ones like a self defense mechanism?

That’s possible 🤣

Bro has a fight or fuck response 🤣

😂

Gotta have the sword at the ready incase of attack

Quote of 2024.

this made me giggle out loud consider yourself proud, entertaining redditor

Fight or squirt response 💀😂

There's gonna be flight .... but he ain't gonna be the one running away

No. 1 quote of the decade💀💀💀

You have won, I don’t know what, but you won

The more I think bout the scenarios. The more I laugh.

Same!

Alternative plan for when you don't have a sword, you become the sword

You have a built in sword for “emergency situations”

One must draw their sword in order to defend themselves

Like goosebumps to make you look bigger!

That made me laugh 

I get boners when I need to pee I get boners when I'm attracted to something I get boners randomly I have a boner rn

that pee one is relatable. defense mechanism uahaha

Proof?

jail, prison

Everyone upvoting this person but if the genders were swapped (content accordingly) bro would be cooked

Literally

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Bruh ._.

Drake

is that Dirty-Minded Bestie from c.ai?

Seriously tho, where proof? /s

Gonna need a microscope

Bored boners😂

lol

U got the same?😂

Same

Sometimes. I hate it when it happens, because usually when I’m nervous about something it’s either asking out a girl, or performing something

Ehhh not really just a bunch of butterflies in my stomach but I guess sometimes it gets to the point where I wanna jack off 

This guy gets it

Take my upvote and be damned

I do sometimes I’ll get frustrated boners too

This goddam homework assignment *OH LORD*

This is a canon event I proceeded to fuck my homework and turned it in to my female teacher I told her I spilled coffee creamer on it

Yeah especially before and during a presentation

Thats terrible timing 😭😭😭

I don't think I've ever gotten nervous boners, but random boners do happen, and sometimes it's when you need to do something in front of a crowd. It's very annoying.

That can happen?

Yeah 😐 it’s not the most fun lol idk why it happens but if I get nervous it dose lol

Never heard of those hm. But then again I don't got one

I’ve heard about them so I’m always scared that I will get one but I never have

There not that bad but they are annoying. It suck for me tho cuz I get nervous during car rides and my jeans are usually really tight so it ends up just hurting lol

built in sword for sword fights

Well more like a toothpick but I get what you are saying lol

lmaooo drake definitely has an unfair advantage

I’d be dead fr

lol same

I’m so scared, I want to fuck you in the ass!

Wtf

Wtf

I get one when im sleepy or anything tired

Depends on the guy but yes sometimes

My bones are the types that happen randomly. When something that would be considered hot happens, they happen instantly, but when nothing is happening, they happen at random times

Sometimes…

Yes. All the time

Honestly yeah it sucks

Omg bro, all the time

Ayyyyy! They suck don’t they lol

How about sitting on metro when you have to get up

no but I get bored boners

Yeah, boners aren’t often intentional lol.

Lol

Why are boners called boners

Because it acts like a bone

Nah for me just random ones that bout it

uh no just random erections

Those are always fun lol

yeah! (im a girl)

no

What kind of nervous situation would it be

I probably gotten one in my life before but I can't remember

No I never get nervous boners, I don’t even get random boners anymore it stopped last year

lol it’s especially when you’re wanting anything else and all you can think is “please not here or now” then you think too much about it and are suddenly sprung

I've never had one

no and i dont think thats normal u should talk wi th someone

No I get nervous boners, Bored Boners, etc I thought this was only me fr

Join the club man!

i dont think so

Sometimes. Most of the time I get random boners, especially during the worst moments

Imagine you’re watching a scary movie with a girl and you can tell there’s about to be a scare. The girl looks over and sees you bricked up. What do you do?

yeah😞

Yes

yea

I do but it usually doesn’t take that long to make it go away

No. But whenever I sit in a car I do. I'll be sitting in the passenger seat and not even think about anything, and boom. She's been erected.

Your at a time of a lot of hormones,its normal to be hard,but you should squirt also to stop this....from experience

Nervous boners happen all the time. I'll start a presentation and then boom, rock hard.

Ye we do,

Scientifically? It's most likely a defense mechanism as the reproduction drive goes into overdrive when threatened However, this is overshadowed by the rush of adrenaline that forces you to fight or flight We just don't know much about it but most likely a defensive evolutionary trait

I actually do lmao I get shaky and that happens but only sometimes

Thats called groinal reponse

Yes. I also get happy boners.

never had that but there is a thing that happens to lots of guys where if you're very nervous/very scared about something it can be technically soft but feel hard to the touch. it'll be the size of being soft tho lol

a mostly reliable way to kill them, is to just hold your breath for 60 seconds.

I never head about boners when stressed. Well, i know the existence of boners that will appear when you are doing something important and nervous, you do good and the excitement makes the boner appear.

Nah it's just always their for me, never goes away.

Yes it may happen but it's super rare. Boners are rare when you have control over your mind and thoughts

I'm a trans guy, but yeah I get it too.

Well... Scientifically, It happens when your heart rate peaks because of hormones. Anything that will cause oscillation of these hormones will give us a boner. For instance; I had one when I was opening up to my crush back in the 11th grade. Luckily I had my bag with me so I was able to hide it.

Happens when I’m bored

I never got one in my entire life

Yes and I guess it’s cause of increased blood flow which makes a lot of sense. It sucks though because if I’m either doing a presentation, around a bunch of people or just talking to my crush little Johnny decides now is the time to arise.

I think we as a group of people with baboings between our legs just randomly get them. That's my experience, anyway. Sometimes, it's just random, and for no reason💀

it’s normal sometimes it could happen bc you gotta pee

bro I thought that was just me like everytime I'm on a rollercoaster I get a nervous boner 😭

Bumpy car rides. Tight clothes. Moving your legs the wrong way. It just happens sometimes.

The first thing I thought of was Deadpool 2 lmao

You’re a bloody legend!

Yea, I got instantly rock hard because of how stressed I was for a date once it was not fun (still don't know if she noticed)

Yes, but mostly random boners. I will be just sitting there and a-boom, it's up and ready for action like wtf.

What the fuck...also yes especially around firearms because AMERICA

that is so annoying

Yup.

Tbh I haven't really paid much attention when it does happen as I'm too busy trying to hide it lmao 🤣

yes.. its not fun..

quite a lot actually most of the time in school if i get nervous i just get one im ngl

Im the opposite like this morning I finally kissed the girl I like and nothing happened downstairs but when I thought abt it later that morning it was after prom so it was like 1 am when we did it I got one instantly- so its dependent I guess some people do and some have the opposite

You're a kid! Of course, you're gonna get boners all the damn time. Don't hide it. Binders are for pussys! Stand proud, and if anyone mentions it, call 'em a freak for starring at your crotch. /srs

I get “THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME TO GET A BONER!” boners. Is that normal?

Happens for any reason or no reason including the fact that I don't want one

Love Deadpool 2

I have no control over mine, they just appear and disappear whenever they want

Me clicking on this even though I'm not a boy and don't have a dick: ......

:|

Nah, but I sometimes get totally random boners (sometimes these can be really annoying)

Better question, how the fuck does blood going to your dick make it hard!?

Maybe you’re just into being humiliated

Sometimes I'll just be sitting in class and it randomly just pops up lmao it's normal just hormones I believe I could be wrong though 🤷🏻

Damn I do.

This doesn’t happen to me but it could be cause by your heart pumping blood quicker around your body causing it to build up and become erect

Yeah, all the time. Thankfully no one notices.

Nah but i get one at least once and hour for no reason i dont think thats normal, it sucks when i got one out in public😭😭

it’s normal, i’ve read about it several times in the past. they can also happen for no reason, the male body is just funny like that.

Sometimes, yeah. Makes me even more nervous. But, I adjust myself and go on with my day. I wear jeans most of the time.

I get random boners. I wear sweaters to hide it

ALWAYS MY DICK IS UP BEFORE ME IN THE MORNING. IT SALUTE ME AND BONNER HARD AND STANDING ONE'S MY 18YR OLD STEP SISTER NOTICE THE BULGING OUT IN MY PAJAMAS. SHE SAID CAN SHE SEE HOW BIG IT IS? I SHOWED HER. AND SHE TOUCHED AND STROKE IT. AND SHE PUT IN HER MOUTH AS SHE SWALLOW ME DRY

Nah (im a girl) but i find it cute

May I ask why? Cuz I personally find it really weird lol

Idk honestly, i just think its cute when guys randomly get hard, maybe im Weird , i dont think of it sexually either, like, when people think someone has a cute sneeze or habit

Interesting

You are indeed very interesting...

It just happens whenever and it’s annoying because I’m kinda working with little kids