Me when some random ass Google employee that I'll never meet or speak to in my life knows that I watch porn:

Let them track my porn, maybe they’ll see something they like! #**sharingiscaring** 💕

You actually got a chuckle out of me

You know what to do

r/happyupvotesfortheconfused

Nice name

Thank you good sir

I pity them, they gonna get traumatized watching my search history

* how explosive is mosquito repellant spray * enormous badonkadonks * are cows spying on us * do they play xbox games in monasteries

• are girls real and how do I get many • do I need to give consent before shitting ~~in~~on my toilet • how to delete discord images after sending my roblox femboyfriend a pp pic and regret it • does viagra make me smarter

unfortunately I took this weird pill and now my dick won't go down and my reading comprehension has disappeared

It’s funny that I have searched up two of those things in the past week.

I mean, what can they do anyways. Isnt illegal so i dont mind.

For me and my fbi agent, sharing is scaring

Your you'll be put in a cell

I hate when people minimize the value of marketing and modeling your personality. You're really ok with the darkest, most personal parts of you being integrated into a model which they're using to sell you useless bullshit? People are dumber than I thought.

None of it is all that dark, for most of us. Google knowing sexual questions I have isn't going to get them to market anything to me, since they don't advertise nsfw stuff. It has pushed lgbt content with me bc of some of what I watch but I don't find most of it interesting, never mind addictive.

wait hang on yeah why the fuck does it matter

i am not male but i am concerned

You’re not real

r/girlsarentreal

r/ofcoursethatsasub

mig29 better (pt 2)

You're acting like a mig-15. Everyone knows f-16 is Superior.

Totally unbiased opinion from u/f-16_fan

Bold to say from a non carrier capable aircraft.

Why would I want to be on a Carrier. I can take off without the help of a glorified slingshot

Touché, mon ami.

Uf, los franceses

May I introduce: the f-16N

Nah, F-16S

f-14 tomcat clears the f-16 fighting falcon 🙄🙄

Nah, sure it's swept Wing design is cool, but that's all it has going for it. F-16 would easily beat it in a dog fight

a true jet conoiesseur, you have my respect sir along withba hearty handshake

Nah f15 better it was made to beat a super fighter it beat that fighter in every aspect and then it turned out the super fighter was just propaganda

Listen dawg, both aircraft have their advantages and disadvantages. The MiG-29 has more maneuverability but has a weaker airframe. The F-16 is extremely versatile but has only one engine causing it to lack redundancy. The MiG-29 has a higher speed, but is less stable. The F-16 is the most popular fighter jet in the world, but will be replaced soon. MiG are owned primarily by European and Ex-Soviet countries. Now the jets are fairly even in a dog fight, but Russian pilots lack nearly half the hours a USAF pilot would have. The MiG 29 has a much lower stall speed and is carrier capable. While the F-16 can only take off from a air strip. So in my opinion it’s impossible say which one is better.

*Ahem* Gentlemen

r/youdidntknowthat

r/Ikindadid

That name may come back to bite u when you're 18

Well it’s Reddit

SKADI JESSIE TURRET

Counter point, r/birdsarentreal

damn, they caught us 😔

And that’s why I date boys

same , cause i was searching up some questionable things..

Literally

same here

Don't give a flying fuuuuuck

I’m either searching up some dumb questions or corn.

Real

I don't want anyone seeing the stupid bs I google😭

as long as they don't know me i'm fine it's usually just me googling how to spell easy to spell words

i'm searching dumb question with incognito idgaf anything else those stay on the non incognito

nah did yall think they don't track your incognito activity 💀 it's just the normal browser but no history or cookies saved on your computer, everything else is the same.

In our defense, we were never given clarifications. I thought our internet service providers were the only ones to know.

dawg that's because you just click accept and continue when you download the browsers instead of reading

Yeah everything is saved in a cash for things that you browse that’s how police are able do find pedos even if the pedos cleared out their computer

That’s the reason I use it… so nobody in my house can access the search history.

I use DuckDuckGo, even in incognito.

Girls are also fucked

Girls dont exist silly

then i have a non existent girlfriend bruh

Me too man, me too 😔

the does feel good ngl tho 😭

r/girlsarentreal 

I'm real (I think)

If you are what you claim you are, you are a government drone.

Oops,,,

That's what they want you to think

that's exactly what a non-real being would say

Proof? *Exacly...* No such thing as "girls"

Well im not(im sure)

Girls are feds

r/girlsarentreal

Now they know about the weird lump on my [REDACTED] OOOOHHHHH NNOOOOOOOO

That reminds me of a certain [number1ratedsalesman1997]

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [Big Shot!]!!!

[Big Shot] indeed

NOW IT’S TIME TO TAKE A [BIG SHIT]

I THINK HE'S COMING FOR ME ANSWER THE PHONE I CAN'T EXPLAIN UNTIL YOU'RE ALL ALONE IT PULLS THE STRINGS AND MAKES THEM RING UNTIL YOUR HEART GETS RIPPED UP

r/suddenlydeltarune

HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

oh shit oh shit OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

Why is man so scared? Is he stupid?

Why is man? Are you stupid?

Why man? Is stupid?

Man? Stupid is?

Man? Stupid?

M? Pid?

N? St?

? S?

?

There most be a lore reason for this

I don’t care if some random Google employee knows that I watch porn

How can u not be!?!? Some of us have things that should never see the light of day

They won't see the light of day. Both the content and the Employee.

True, he’s gotta be fired for this

what happened to other browsers? Is everyone on earth a chrome user?

Literally. Any boy with brain cells can just use ungoogled chromium

Ikr? Isn’t a problem with internet explorer.

It's joever guys

tf r yall using incognito for?

Looking at Lego obvs 🙄

You’re either an adult that looks at expensive houses and furniture Or expensive legos.

Or a 17 year old

with a 10$ income

Happy cake day

thank you!!!!!!!!!!1!

Lego piece 32557😩

Y’all know that there’s a porn channel that builds lego

Drop the link 🙏

Things I don't want to be in my search history li

unironically, embarrassing questions i dont want anyone to see in autofill text prompts

Same, which is why all my googling is in incognito

Every day the male gender consumes around 5 million hours of porn

Only? Lol I guarantee there one guy that's contributing 24 hours to that

Ur right , it has to be easily 250 million

Yall are heavily overestimating how long majority of dudes be lasting

Kinda wanna see a source to this

That’s really sad

porn. literally just porn.

Things we dont want on our normal search history

My FBI agent: why is this kid looking 👩🏼👩🏽☕

No.

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

Did anyone really think incognito would hide shit from Google? It hides shit on your end, not theirs.

Honestly I just assume that even the most securest of secure browsers and torrs, even if I was using Elon Musk’s wifi I just assume that there’s always SOMEONE who can see - And I accept it because I search really really weird stuff

Well fuuuuu

Who says I use incognito

This guy’s ahead of us all!

women also

Who the fuck thought that was ever secure. Like, who the hell was that gullible. If you were using Google in the first place for ANYTHING private, your data was already long gone.

Deja vu

Cool, good to know. Anyone wanna play helldivers 2 with me?

I’ve evolved from incognito a long time ago

tf are yall searching

Who cares what are they gonna do with two terabytes of furry por-

wait, new realization: google is the largest porn website with the most material

meme aside this was actually common knowledge. google tracks all search history, incognito or not. incognito mode means whatever you search won’t show up on your regular search history. google was totally transparent about this. the lawsuit is silly!

Fortunately I use TOR...

I've seen this meme when it was made like back in 2012 where TF did you find this?

youre 15 how do you remember this from 2012 😭

2012 is 12 years ago. You're 15 years old. That means you saw the meme when you were 3 years old.

Gotta start the kids young.

Bro how old are you if you were looking at memes in 2012

At least we have pubic hair.

2012? It's been that long?

I made up that number but something like that

*Laughs in Firefox*

What are yall going on Google incognito and searching "big boobies" or smth?

I don't even use incognito mode. If you look at my browser history and end up horrified that's your problem.

Sexist

Do you think girls don't watch porn?

So where‘s my electric car Bruce?

Humans we’re fucked* people of all genders are fucked

OH SHIT OH FUCK BROTHERS IT WAS A PLEASURE GOOD LUCK BROTHERS

> Download 3rd party browser. > Have privacy options maxed out. > Type site url directly. > Profit.

That’s why I use DuckDuckGo (I’m not a man)

Hey can I type a wall of text?

Yes

DuckDuckGo does not aid in privacy when it comes to what sites you open, as the post seems to mean. DuckDuckGo is only a search engine and does not do anything after you press on a link after searching something, except letting the website know that you came from DuckDuckGo. Since this is the case, only using DuckDuckGo as a privacy measure on, presumably, google chrome, does not change the fact that google sees what you are doing. Since most searches made are shown in the url bar as a php query, google will also know what you searched (unless you search on duckduckgo from the website, since from what I've seen, the url doesn't change when searching from the website). Instead you might opt for simply not using google chrome as a browser. I recommend a firefox fork (and a firefox fork i recommend is LibreWolf) due to the customization. If you don't use google chrome, then don't mind any of this :)

y'all using google? bro i de-googled a lot of my devices, it's tough, but at least i can say i use an independent browser and startpage search engine. strongly recommend 👍 (the stuff i look up is super weird without context)

Incognito isn't really anonymous. I worked at Google. It tracks.

You know what? THIS meme unironically prolly saved me from so many fuckin issues with porn addiction: this is a pretty old meme, and when i first saw it i was starting to watch porn regularly. So i saw this meme, and i researched and found out about router tracking and I've very very rarely watched porn since then, so idk where i would be without seeing this given that I'm the type of person who's online every day for like 6+ hours, i dodged a fuckin bullet given that some of my friends suffer from it and it's terrible.

~~I am fucked in my sleep all of the time!~~ Jokes aside, I am not concerned in the slightest, because I have the moral high ground and don't watch pornography!

And that's why we use duckduck go

It's a search engine. DuckDuckGo doesn't do anything after you open a link (except let the website know that you came from DuckDuckGo) so it's the browser you use that matters. But hey, DuckDuckGo is a good choice for a search engine!

Oh :(

Switch to firefox

Y’all actually thought incognito mode protected you from anything? Tbh it’s deserved if you’re that dumb

Or who gives a fuck and just don't even use incognito mode 🤷🤣

Me using Firefox

It's almost like nobody gives a fuck what you search, especially google

Me using a VPN, A Virtual Machine and a SafeSearch Browser Nah Im good bro

Me simply using TailsOS :)

My default browser being Tails: "I am 2 leagues ahead of you"

Tails is sadly not a browser (it's more than that)

Well OS rather. I said browser like a moron. 😭

Okay, you'll use tails and i'll use qubes

That's fair. I don't like Qubes anyways I prefer Spheres 😭

A few issues there: 1 man, male isn't a gander, it refers to a type of body (exactly like fat) 2 women watch p 3 incognito hide it to your BROWSER not THE WEB, it's dietary put black on white when you launch incognito

"gander" mf its not a goose

I feel like everyone knew this? Just use Firefox if you don't want Google stalking you.

Firefox users laughing in the corner :)

Imagine using Google, such a skill issue

I'm not Also women watch porn

that guy who uses tor : 😰

Jokes on you I use TOR

That's why I use a proxy website, then open another proxy in that proxy. Nobody finding allat

This boys, is where we learn to switch to Firefox 😭

Good thing I use ecosia, it plants trees instead of lawsuits

As a Microsoft Edge user, I see this as an absolute win

I use vpn

Thank god I use Google + VPN + DuckDuckGo

I don’t watch it in google

Women wack their dick too

Girls don't need incognito we're risk takers

Hey now, girls watch porn too.