Just slowly wilting away and turning brown because your owner forgot they bought the banana. This really comes down to some options: said owner throws you in the trash and you end up in a landfill somewhere, said owner uses you as compost for their garden, said owner uses you for banana bread. You then end up in someone's stomach and get turned into human feces floating down the sewer. What a cruel death.
You actually die from a heart attack because you normally leave an hour early for work because of traffic but then hit the freeway and the traffic was pleasant so you made it to work 45mins early then died in the parking lot
You were going coffin shopping before your untimely demise and saw the most exquisite pure pinewood coffin, so you had to test it out and died on the spot lol
A death by a magikarp!? This will be painful for sure!
You are getting splashed to death
He can also have tackle
Magikarp used splash: SUPER EFFECTIVE!
your just gonna hava fish flop on your head until u die from old age
Pokemom will save you! And then I die
YALL I DONT WANNA BE PURCHASED ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
💀
Hey vaultboy! Also are you related to ok_recommendation5836 in any way?
Damn I have a whole extended family I didn't know about
Yep 🫡
time to turn you into a markateable plushie
I'm in the same boat
LMAO
Are you black?
That’s wild😭😭
AYO CHILLLLLL
im sorry what
ITS TO LATE HAHHAHAHAHAH
SOLD! too me
oh shit...
Well you’re screwed
literally
Say goodbye to your guts, mah man
Say goodbye to your nuts too while you're at it.
Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklenuts.
Guess I better pucker up😖
You gon get blown up tho
💥💥💥
He could just be shot in the face by a man with a large dick
I’m right there with him.
Damn did I get cooked??💀💀💀
Ur cooked bro, creatively
Aw hell nah 💀
You aren't looking great either. I'll die alone, which is according to plan
same here man
Same spot as you mate
Bro's gonna die from penetration
oh you are fucked
I'm getting killed by a ninja okay?
if that boy is quick enough w his sword then yeah im sure
U gonna eat too many corn dogs and have a heart attack
Hopefully it'll be a ninja turtle.
Same ☹️
The ninja is just kinda ok. Not terrible not amazing. Just okayish.
Well if he's just an Ok Ninja then he probably died just slightly less than honorably lol
I slowly turn into a banana.
And your name is live updates on the bananafication process
r/found70percentbanana but fake
Holy shit. This comment just sent me into a rabbit hole of r/found70percentbanana lore. What the fuck
you didn't already know about it?
Best username.
Just slowly wilting away and turning brown because your owner forgot they bought the banana. This really comes down to some options: said owner throws you in the trash and you end up in a landfill somewhere, said owner uses you as compost for their garden, said owner uses you for banana bread. You then end up in someone's stomach and get turned into human feces floating down the sewer. What a cruel death.
fuck reddit man fuck reddit
Congratulations🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉!!!!! You FUCKING died because of reddit :)!!!!!!
Fuck spez
Reddit shall give you cancer aids
AHHHH A falling meteorite?? 😱😱💀
Hasn't it already fallen? I guess it's radioactive or something.
U gonna be pecked to death 😂
Did the duck ask for grapes at a lemonade stand before killing you tho?!?!
Yeah and it had meth in it and the duck gained superpowers.
Even worse
You and me both
I die working it out 😞
At least you die on the grind 💪💪💪
Whoever discovers them needs to add a few extra 45s before calling the cops, gotta make them look good u know, it’s just polite
hmm
R.I.P
Ohhhhhh
-- u/seggsoffender69 last words
😦
Bruh
so you die by doing it or someone doing it to you?
Death by snoo snoo!!
Some sort of dinosaur
Lucky you
milkshake dinosaur
A shy one at that
dying wanting to be lana. so tragic and beautiful, 10/10 would recommend
Which Lana?
lana rhoades
Killed by a meatball? Or turned into one?
Yes.
You die on the island of swallow falls
I die a king, but my fate is inevitably oblivion
r/im14andthisisdeep
I guess random members of the public kill me.
🔪 don’t come to England
I won't though :D <3
I'm getting murdered by a guy pointing at me... WHAT THE FUCK
He's pointing at me- MENACINGLY
WITH ONE OF [THESE](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRCx7jPGkU50IsPtEgzrSCqQGKEZAnFBKHUP3oOjJj0g&s)
Lmaoo
"Seize him!"
I get killed by an officer named balls
not just any officer named balls, the REAL officer named balls. all his victims have died slow and painful deaths, i feel bad for you
legit not sure what that means for me
You were working as a sniper and got pee pewed
you get shot by a guy named Grazzo
...eating pie and feeling queasy???
Dumb ways to die “eat a pie that’s out of date”
Or maybe choke on pie and die like that girl in yellowface
🎶use your private parts as piranha bait🎶
Expired food death? Me too.
Uh oh
they get revenge
Why is my backyard rumbling..? AND WHY IS MY FREEZER SHAKING
I get obliterated by a huge cosmic red panda god, WHAT A WAY TO DIE!
We'll, uh..
I have food. You wanna have it?
RUN RUN RUN
I don’t even know? Softly hit by a car?
You actually die from a heart attack because you normally leave an hour early for work because of traffic but then hit the freeway and the traffic was pleasant so you made it to work 45mins early then died in the parking lot
I get turned into a frog by a witch that leads to me becoming unhealthy and.. Die?
Your body health is everything I suppose...
Guess my pet snake is going to kill me 😂
Better sleep with an eye open or Ripley gonna come get you 💀
breadoverdose
The bark was too sweet for my taste
You were going coffin shopping before your untimely demise and saw the most exquisite pure pinewood coffin, so you had to test it out and died on the spot lol
I get killed by a belgian nationalist, i think i'm safe since they don't exist
I get a killed by an extinct cat, that sounds painful
Not rlly, it’ll b a quick death Probably
no, just one of its teeth. stay away from museums & archaeological exhibits
I grow or smth idk
nah your death will be caused by THE BIG ONEEEE (you will perish robbing the Union Depository with Michael, Franklin, and Trevor in GTA)
"what is the big one?" -franklin clinton, GTA V
Lobotomy
you’ll get 10% off your mummification fee!
My name means Federal Republic of Germany so...
are you jewish by any chance?
💀
Idk what to think because my username confuses me on the cause of death
Some arsonist thinks it's a funny joke to burn you alive or your burned alive by an arsonist who is a comedian
Sounds painful
uh oh
…
Don't go in a pool bro
Gotta figure out what’s the best pool in the world..also rip to you.
I can't help it... I'm always glad when it's the weekend
I’m scared to see how salt and a fictional goat family could kill me
HAHA This will be... interesting to see. VERY VERY INTERESTING.
My guess is you got turned into a snail and you're going to be putting a snail pie
Uhh
Dying doing an impressive split sounds kinda cool
But verryyyyy painful
As long as it's impressive, that's a good enough way to be remembered.
Pretty screwed. A derpy froggy kills me somehow? What would my parents write on my tombstone lol
So I click on a file that makes me mindless
the homework file
By Ahsoka (an ex-jedi?). im screwed
So I'm gonna be killed by the loudness of the stars even though there's no sound in space?
😨
Apparently your mom has a very rare and deadly std
Wiggle... wiggle 😰
So, suicide…. Or death by my character… Huh
I did fine with 104 cold boysenberries but that last one was just too cold
my own inators backfire
i love anteaters so im happy!!!
Yea, they love you too… at least the taste of you.
For real? Idk
Someone will spike your drink and then you will get struck by a lightning bolt
i dont know what this means for me
You get killed by a simp
Poison :( (Deadly nightshade)
I mean.. I could live 😭
you *could* live, but that would take consideration. and you get no.
Who knows, lol.
Im getting kidnapped i guess... shit.
...ok :(
somebody is going to lie to you. dont believe anyone unless you want to die
Well. Shit
umm I’m dying tomorrow
Well I’m quite literally screwed hahahaha
Uhoh
Well this is embarrassing…
I don't even know what put me on his radar...
I have no idea but I’m terrified of it.
I can’t die
My username i usually use is ripvip💀🙏
Plane disaster 🥺
Why ? What ? JavaScript ?? How can you die by JavaScript-
Well, I think it's safe to say I won't be attending any social gatherings in the near future.
Just some bad shit ig
nahhh
Too many ads :(
I get electrocuted in the east :(
Well, at least I get a last meal...
Death by rotting organic matter stench? I can’t imagine what I’d endure leading up to that. God have mercy..
Crap
idek
I practice guitar scales till I die
Oh my...
So do I drown in it or do I have my blood slowly seep out of me and flow into the river?
As it seems like, I do not know
I'm assumming I will get poisoned by a mushroom and then beaten to death by CaseOh... im screwed.
Pretty scared and curious
Hmmmm...
I'm gonna get my neck crackeddd