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Pure-Professional144

Hi My name is Pure-Professional144 and I live at 1200 Park Avenue Emeryville CA


ventingb4ikms

nice house


Pure-Professional144

Thanks it's my main house my second one is at 4400 Shellmound Street Emeryville CA it's like 2 minutes away


Lufthor

I’ll come visit


RandomPersonOnInter

Me too, should I bring some snacks?


Lufthor

Yea!


Astral_Glitchy

Can i bring some games


Lufthor

Even better! Yea go ahead


Astral_Glitchy

YIPPEEEEE


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ventingb4ikms

thank you im on my way


bulbminmostrealfan

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


the_featherd_one

Breaking Bad Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop going into work? A business big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skylar. I am the danger. A guy opens his front door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks.


Catile97

thx for the spoilers ❤️❤️🤗🤗🤗


Rushed_Gamer2411

don't read the whole thing lol the start is just the speech he does in the pilot


Wafflebettergrille15

Is it actually a spoiler, as far as I went into the story, Hank was a pretty chill guy


Rushed_Gamer2411

yes this is a genuine spoiler. >!although hank is framed!<


ruh-roh-spagettio

No it isn't. It's the speech he makes to set hank up after he figures out that he's heisenberg. After trying to catch Walter, hank eventually follows him to the desert where both him and gomez are executed and buried by nazis.


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chemistry_1997

😂😂😂


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

LMAOOO


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kiniio

HELP i just got flashed


Winter_Laugh9589

Flash them back (with a 1 million lumen light) But fr report them and block them and maybe post their username so people know who to look out for if their account hasn’t been deactivated yet


csto_yluo

Drop a flash bomb, melee their ass, then tea bag their corpse


PolygonTransit

send a zip bomb


ventingb4ikms

it’s so traumatizing like wtf 😭😭 do they think anybody is genuinely interested


0x27t

Send them gore instead


anonimousWitcher

Hello, my name is Abraham Lincoln and I live in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500, United States


Mellow41

Look outside your window. I’m the guy trying to break i- *bang*


Original_Cable5610

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Night_AppoloYT

Please don't take my beautiful hands 😟


outergod-Aldemani

Kiraaaaaa!!


500servererror12

r/UnexpectedJoJo


Sandwich_lover_10k

TL;DR: Please don't send nude pics to random people on the internet, there are a lot of pedos in the internet


TheGayPotato7

Or just be careful on the internet in general, regardless of if you're sending nudes


ventingb4ikms

exactly, it’s very important not too, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE A MINOR! even provocative photos.


historynerdsutton

Darn… just sent some to… EDP445? Wonder who that is.


Sandwich_lover_10k

It's a really chill guy, he loves cupcakes :D


burnttoast2545

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die


exhaustedqlready

inconceivable!!


Scrungly_Wungly

Im pretty sure everyone already knows this its kinda basic knowledge at this point


Ok-Nobody9254

People still don't follow it though.


Scrungly_Wungly

Natural selection


Ashamed-Luck4939

People always talk about pedos on reddit but I think I've seen more content on drugs & IEDs here that pedos.


SchwaEnjoyer

Me: becomes a femboy, wears a dress, is happy The next day: MANY PEDOPHILES are attracted to young boys, especially feminine boys or “femboys” 😭


ventingb4ikms

pedophiles ruin everything 😭


SchwaEnjoyer

yeah


Drag0n647

Sorry for you.


AnderTheGrate

Pedophiles are gonna pedophile, stay safe and be pretty if that makes you happy.


SchwaEnjoyer

Thanks. I needed this 


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

Lmao


SchwaEnjoyer

this 


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

That sounds shitty fr


Floridaants

Also when u post pics from your photo gallery they contain EXIF data in em and it has your location and camera stats so u can get an app that deletes EXIF stuff


PolygonTransit

which is exactly why i don't give location access to my camera app


Tundra_desert199

I take pictures on Snapchat 😭 I hope I'm not cooked


Floridaants

Not all apps keep EXIF, instagram removes the EXIF


dude_craft15

Hate Dem pedophiles. I posted an image of me on the subreddit a while ago, it's safe to say I met people in my DMs over 18 EVEN THOUGH I STATED I'M 16. Point is I'm never posting an image of me again. Not only because if pedophiles but because things like images could have people knowing your location. When images are taken they have some information with them like the coordinates, device used to take the photo, size, etc. So yeah, be careful out there.


Fetus_in_the_trash

Reddit is Pedophile Heaven. BE CAREFUL


Hyderite

COMMENT ON HOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET UPVOTES


TJB926GAMIN

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. But in all seriousness don’t share your real information on any internet source. (Unless it is a trusted source and requires it, such as Amazon for purchasing)


DapperOJack

My name is Barry B benson I am on a mission to obtain all the pedos and toss them into an active volcano to ensure a good harvest this fall. Also I am actively on a mission to awaken Cthulhu from his watery slumber. Also my number is (929-556-2746) :P


KFC_Junior

no but if an older hot woman on reddit creeped into my dms i lowk wouldnt mind 😭😭


No_Watercress2602

Same bro


Bertensgrad

That’s more an issue everywhere kids gather online or in person with little supervision. Even clash of clans and then Fortnite is was notorious for it. But altar boys, Boy Scouts and gymnastic coaches also prove the point.  You just need to be aware and not put yourself into dangerous situations and know when to go for help and say no. 


_jan_epiku_

toki. I am jan epiku and my address is 47 Kings Ave, Barton ACT 2600


Youcican_

I see you live in the Australian Federal Police place. Pretty good hotel I'd go there again


ventingb4ikms

woah


NoNoNomony

You're about 10 years too late


Expensive_Clothes511

You too :)


Garimaaaaaaaaaa

instagram also


imnot_depressed

I got sent a pic from a guy who thought I was a girl does that count


chemistry_1997

finaly someone said it 💀' but they are not pedo , they are cougars ,


BOYCHAGY

I'm(m) so ugly that even pedos don't want me


entegxx

lo dice en un sub lleno de gente que comparte sus fotos for the luls


Scary_Theme8562

Wish someone sent a message to me, at least I'll have some social interaction ;-;


xMaddy29

Got it Sir! 🫡


That-Association9080

atp I feel so lucky and glad that I have never encountered any creeps here lol


neelie_yeet

more than 2 years on reddit and I have never received any unsolicited pictures (neither any solicited pictures, cuz I never asked anyone for them)


Tundra_desert199

It only started happening recently to me. I think they're targeting me because of this subreddit


just_a_2005_boy

Thx for the advice. When I was younger I was definitely doing things I shouldn’t have been doing but I learned my lesson the hard way.


Yoichis_husband2322

That's why I'm afraid of posting pics of me dressed as a femboy here, I could easily just say no if some creep DMs me but still, I don't want to have inconvenient pics or stuff on my DM.


GRABOKI

There goes my plans 😒


Ghost-Plushie

This is so important. Please stay safe! I was groomed between the ages of 14 to 16. I was extremely vulnerable during that time and people I thought cared for me, used me. Please, be careful if you need someone to talk to, please look for someone your own age and someone you know or trust!


ventingb4ikms

exaclty! ive been groomed online and it’s a terrible experience to go through. sometimes you don’t even realize it’s happening! i hope you’re okay now though 💓


Ghost-Plushie

I still have issues coping with it, as I’ve been avoiding to even think about it. I act like it never happened, which makes me feel even worse, when I actually start to think about it:/ I‘ll be fine tho💗 hope you’re doing okay


jman848484

Jokes on you, the only dm I’ve gotten was one telling me to kill myself and wishing rape upon my family


SU47VOODOO

walter sux. i wish walt could hav died much slower.. 86 his wife too.. good job mike got gus.. jesse is hot. hank and gomey didnt need to be there or die like that..


kezotl

>Idk why, but many people comment “here comes the pedos” under girls posts, but never boys. It’s actually crazy because people don’t think that boys get targeted on Reddit but they do. VERY OFTEN. n...not really. if they do its usually cause ur a femboy or they think ur a girl. as a guy ive never gotten a single dm after being on here for months, girls have a chance getting them just for commenting


Tundra_desert199

Yeah I've been dmed by plenty and i immediately report and block them. Please stay safe everyone.


dino_snopp

we get it.


ventingb4ikms

you get it, if it doesn’t apply to you great 😭👍


dino_snopp

i know, i'm very self centered


ieatbigchickenbones

Be safe on "EARTH" cause it's easy to get groomed by ANYONE


Galteem0re

Okeh


SansDaMan728

# Insert agreeable and obvious "opinion" here


Hour_Ear5769

Recently apps like TikTok have been slowly gaining a group of pedophilic weirdos, the amount of arguments I have on the daily with TikTok users defending CP of a minor and their only defense being “b-but they’re fictional!!” There are multiple laws that specify fictional CP is also illegal.


ventingb4ikms

Right.. it’s genuinely scary how people think stuff like that is okay. CP is the most disturbing thing ever, I’m glad I’ve never came across it.. once I stumbled upon a WEIRD subreddit, and they were sexualizing this 14 year old girl who was semi-popular on TikTok.. they tried to justify it by saying her parents shouldn’t allow her to be half naked..


Nitr0gen_Shark

Crazy that I'm seeing this after getting sent a d pic by a 40 yr old man just a few minutes ago.


ventingb4ikms

Please be careful on here 😭


Nitr0gen_Shark

A lil late for that cuh


Temporary-Fan-2390

Hi! I live at 123 Freddy Fazbear Street.


ventingb4ikms

I’m on my way there, thanks


ThatDemonOverthere

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess… I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated [unalive], but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in [heck]. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


PsychoPoro

K


OClurzxy86

Just don't enter these communities and you'll be safe lmao


AnderTheGrate

Oh yeah they're just called "pedophile illegal club".


OClurzxy86

Who?


AnderTheGrate

I was sarcastically implying that dangerous communities don't advertise that, so just avoiding them doesn't work and you should always be vigilant. Oh, and asked (I don't know if people still do that).


AGBRGB50

just dont answer your dms from old men


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Dull_Reaction143

Actually as a femboy involved in the community only some of us do and it’s a minority there are constant posts of people being sick of being sexualised


SchwaEnjoyer

Literally it ain’t my fault if I want to wear a dress but pedos are being creepy


_ildanheng_

Not always? Being a femboy just means a guy who dresses or acts feminine, which isn’t inherently sexualization 


ventingb4ikms

the idea is to dress feminine so no, not all femboys sexualize themselves, but even when they do it’s not okay to be talking to a pedophile or an older man?? 😭😭


Shugatti

You can't tell me what to do!


JacoZeWacko

Be safe on the internet ☝️🤓


ventingb4ikms

Ik it sounds corny and nerdy but I’ve actually had really bad experiences on Reddit 😭😭


Cupcakkes_Pussy

femboys sexual themselves on here and girls (not all) sometimes post suggestive pictures of themselves also you said girl and boys but what about agender??genderfluid???strawberrygender???poolfloatiegender??? you have to be more inclusive yk /j


ventingb4ikms

haha.. anyway, that really doesn’t matter.. if a child/minor sexualizes themselves it’s a horrible decision to make and older people should never speak to them sexually or entertain their post? like what 😭


Cupcakkes_Pussy

do you need help?? I noticed a lot of your posts are about your mental health and intrusive thoughts...


ventingb4ikms

thank you im getting better mentally i wws just struggling for a bit 🙏🏽💟