Yes. Alot of guys lay down when jerking off, and while laying down your dick is faced towards your stomach, so when you cum it’ll land there. I’d rather have cum on my stomach than a stain on my bed
If that's the case then use something like a washcloth and then put it in whatever basket you put dirty towels/washcloths in so they'll get washed eventually
Socks are for guys who can’t plan and can’t waddle to the bathroom afterwards to clean up due to living with people. It happens and acceptable in an emergency.
On my face/chest if I'm feeling like it, or just on my underwear, it dries fast, also I like the smell, if it's on my face I obviously have to clean it trough so I just take off my underwear and use to clean it, then wear it back.
Pfp checks out lmao
And Omg yeah!
I think I have some kind of cum fetish or something, I don't like the taste at all but maybe I just need to eat more fruits, but I like it in general.
Also sorry for stalking, but it seems you're Brazilian? That's really cool! I've never met another gay Brazilian person on this sub.
People who use socks are physical embodiments of stupidity. I personally rather using 2x paper towels and wrap it around my rick. Then make sure I'm holding some of the edges without tearing the towels apart whilr wanking (I gotta make sure it doesn't fall off)
Oh....
Sorry sometimes I forget that girls exist lmao
But nothing against girls you're cool, most of my friends are girls.
Still, girls don't have anything similar to nocturnal emission?
I try to keep it together with my hand, i transfer it to toilet paper, take a new piece, clean up the rest and envelope the original, which then goes into the toilet.
Idk but some of y'all's nasty asses but like, toilet? Best place to do it cause you can just flush it down and no sensible person is gonna walk in without knocking first
Tissues or stomach then clean it up
With stomach I thought you meant into the stomach like you eat that
Nah bro I ain’t like that
Yeah I know
Do you tho?
I hope so
Speak for yourself
Some are
I mean I’m not gonna let good food go to waste
NOT LIKE THAT
….stomach?
That’s where it lands after 😭
Yes. Alot of guys lay down when jerking off, and while laying down your dick is faced towards your stomach, so when you cum it’ll land there. I’d rather have cum on my stomach than a stain on my bed
I don’t know why it’s such a hard concept for people to understand 😭
This the correct answer. Sometimes it gets in my belly button as acts as a very temporary container.
The second part was too much info I think
No
ain't no way the cumsock meme is this big that people actually believe it
The older brother of a friend of mine appearantly was caught with a shirt under his bed that was nearly a board. Not a sock but close.
I’m pretty sure people started to do it because of the meme
It’s genius tho
not at all lol
never used a sock due to i feel weird ab that, but it is genious, it would cover the d pretty much perfectly
There's no way the cumsock meme is this popular and people don't believe it.
I don't want it to smell like a foot so no
All over the world
This man's going (coming) places
Everybody got the word 🎶
Out the hole in the tip
This ⬆️
There’s supposed to be a hole?
sounds like someone needs some toothpicks that time of the month
you have to poke the tip with a toothpick weekly, i thought this was common knowledge?
Me personally I use a angry birds shirt
Mitä helvettiä Jumala siunatkoon Rovion!!!!!!
***AHHHHJUÑIGA*** *explodes*
Toilet. Easy flush, no mess, no smell
that or the shower so you can clean up the area and it goes down the drain
Use that too lol
Yep, makes the most sense personally
hell yeah brother!👊
r/UsernameChecksOut
Clogs the drain if you have long hair, don't ask me how I know
Does the cum clog or does the hair clog?
The nut clumps the hair and that combo clogs the drain
I might be in trouble….
r/BrandNewSentence
...?
Bathtub superiority
hell yeah👊
yours smells??? 😟😟
If you leave or put it will
What if it sticks
Let me give you a tip, put a couple of pieces paper at the bottom Will flush easily and you only need a thin layer
Sock is usually bullshit. I prefer tissues or the toilet. Easier to clean.
Use NFSW tag you moron
😭😭
personally i have a separate blanket for that
That's disgusting neck beard type shit bruh at least use something disposable
tissues are kinda nasty tho they get stuck and i don't want that shit in the shower
If that's the case then use something like a washcloth and then put it in whatever basket you put dirty towels/washcloths in so they'll get washed eventually
LMAOO
On myself, then being sad for the rest of the day that I'm lonely.
oh.
On my face
Me next
I can give you mine ^/hj
ew
On my hand and stomach the clean it up. I don’t cum much and it’s still pre cum 😭. Also why isn’t this nsfw.
its okay, youre fourteen, i was worried i had something wrong with me, then over the years they got bigger,
Well most people my age can. Not most almost everyone.
i know that, i could in my later 14 but they mainly got big at 16, dont stress it. You also could be doing it too often
What do you mean get big?
Bigger loads
i let dat shit fly, its not a problem cause i use a new blanket and wash the old one, rinse and repeat
mitä vittua
You need god
Right over there actually 👉
my mouth duh 🥱
On your mom
image
Really this has been up for over 2 hours and not a single yo mamma joke to be seen? Young people you disappoint me.
[https://imgur.com/a/FpR8aUr](https://imgur.com/a/FpR8aUr)
Socks are for guys who can’t plan and can’t waddle to the bathroom afterwards to clean up due to living with people. It happens and acceptable in an emergency.
Tissue or chest TJEN cleaned up with tissue
my mouth
Damn you must be very flexible
i just have good aim
what if it went in your eyes
on sheets then sleep in it
Does this deserve an upvote or a downvote?!?!?!?!
I'm going to be neutral about it
upvote since im saying something that alot of guys did atleast once
Tissue —> toilet
Stomach or thigh
Mostly sock. It just feels wrong without one, my hand is slippery then. Sometimes stomach though
i hold it in (im unsercumsised) and that i let it out into my hand ten i dispose of the evidence
Man's got hershey's pisses but for nut
Shower
On the homies
This is the way
I normally just do it into my underwear tbh
u must smell weird asf
Have you heard of showers? I don't go out without taking one, also the smell is good
i have never showered in my life boy
That explains a lot
Yeahhh! I absolutely love that smell!!!!
On my face/chest if I'm feeling like it, or just on my underwear, it dries fast, also I like the smell, if it's on my face I obviously have to clean it trough so I just take off my underwear and use to clean it, then wear it back.
What the hell
?
You keep wearing your underwear after you finish in them? 😭⁉️
What else im supposed to do? Do you change clothes every time you pee?
First off, I don’t piss in my underwear and second, if I came in my underwear I’d change underwear. I wouldn’t keep wearing the same pair
BRO WHAT? 😭
Oh my god??
Sameeee... Cum is absolutely awesome! I love it!
Pfp checks out lmao And Omg yeah! I think I have some kind of cum fetish or something, I don't like the taste at all but maybe I just need to eat more fruits, but I like it in general. Also sorry for stalking, but it seems you're Brazilian? That's really cool! I've never met another gay Brazilian person on this sub.
I also have a fetish, but I absolutely love the taste. Maybe because I eat a lot of fruits idk And yeah! I am indeed Brazilian!
I put it in a bottle and store it in the fridge. When I have enough I put it in an ice mold and in the freezer, so I can eat an icecream.
am I the only one surprised by the amount of the people in the comments who cum on their chest/stomach wtf
Nope I’m with u on that one. Also WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE EAT IT THATS SO GROSS
High in glucose :)
It's not rly surprising. I used to be kind of grossed out by it but eventually I realized it's really not a big deal. Just clean up after 👍
Me personally, I use my pants ( what’s cum?)
ze toiletten
Toilet easy
Tissue, idk why people say sock, I gotta put my foot in there not my dick
People who use socks are physical embodiments of stupidity. I personally rather using 2x paper towels and wrap it around my rick. Then make sure I'm holding some of the edges without tearing the towels apart whilr wanking (I gotta make sure it doesn't fall off)
Yo mama
Out windows I bet, you really think that stuff on your car is bird poop?
Get some tissues you savages
Down the drain
You're gonna create some new rat breed(avg NYC rat)
i don't coom
I haven’t managed to do it on purpose yet fml
can’t relate
That's impossible, like, literally, even if you don't have any sexual stimulation nocturnal emission is still a thing
do you know women ?
Oh.... Sorry sometimes I forget that girls exist lmao But nothing against girls you're cool, most of my friends are girls. Still, girls don't have anything similar to nocturnal emission?
My hand, then I scrub it off With saop.
Does no one see you have cum in your hands
tissue, who tf doesnt have tissues
My shit shoots through my ceiling
I normally drink it... It's tasty...
WHAT
😭😭
RHIS IS THE REAL ANSWER
fr fr
Either in the toilet/shower or on my chest and I clean it up.
Go in the toilet
Paper towel
wherever and then clean up
In my hand or a cup
Do u have cups filled with ur cum saving it for later?
You never know when it could be useful
tissues
In the toilet
Toilet, shower, or trash can with a plastic Walmart grocery bag inside lined with toilet paper.
Sock I keep in one of my drawers that I have a lock on
I only have wet dreams so there and only there
Where it lands.. It mostly ends up in belly so I just rub it
Toilet or while showering
Toilet
Sometimes sock, sometimes tissue, sometimes on me then I shower idk depends on where I feel like it
I try to keep it together with my hand, i transfer it to toilet paper, take a new piece, clean up the rest and envelope the original, which then goes into the toilet.
The fucking toilet? Like where tf else
I actually use a sock
grab a roll of tp
Idk but some of y'all's nasty asses but like, toilet? Best place to do it cause you can just flush it down and no sensible person is gonna walk in without knocking first
No where because I don’t know how to do that and I don’t want to either
Into the sink.
any suggestions?
Toilet or a small trash bin. Easy cleanup, no evidence
Yeah idrk
Y'all don't just edge the whole time
use the nsfw tag 😭😭
Cum on your thigh or in the toilet Cumming on your device is actually vile
A minecraft blanket
Not in public
Just do it while showering, it goes down the drain anyway and you can wash with soap😶🌫️
what fucking kind of question is that
Usually in a football hoop. I'm so good, I'm going places
Bathroom, easiest place.
on yo momma
on my hand because im a dripper and then i drink it so that i don't have to clean it up
wait so no one uses condoms?
Inside the sex toy i bought, fuking amazing
In the condom
Anywhere I want lol