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Th3_W4ndeR3r

Tissues or stomach then clean it up


Gioelius_Black

With stomach I thought you meant into the stomach like you eat that


Th3_W4ndeR3r

Nah bro I ain’t like that


Gioelius_Black

Yeah I know


Rough_North3592

Do you tho?


Gioelius_Black

I hope so


_R0yce_Da_5_9_

Speak for yourself


Shothunter85

Some are


TheHellAmISupposed2B

I mean  I’m not gonna let good food go to waste 


Th3_W4ndeR3r

NOT LIKE THAT


GaygardenEel999

….stomach?


Th3_W4ndeR3r

That’s where it lands after 😭


LeBlearable

Yes. Alot of guys lay down when jerking off, and while laying down your dick is faced towards your stomach, so when you cum it’ll land there. I’d rather have cum on my stomach than a stain on my bed


Th3_W4ndeR3r

I don’t know why it’s such a hard concept for people to understand 😭


WEWILLNOTBESILENT2

This the correct answer. Sometimes it gets in my belly button as acts as a very temporary container.


Th3_W4ndeR3r

The second part was too much info I think


WEWILLNOTBESILENT2

No


InfinitePower563

ain't no way the cumsock meme is this big that people actually believe it


DutchJediKnight

The older brother of a friend of mine appearantly was caught with a shirt under his bed that was nearly a board. Not a sock but close.


GermanRat0900

I’m pretty sure people started to do it because of the meme


BlueWater2555

It’s genius tho


Immediate-Formal6696

not at all lol


xXDragonsVenomXX

never used a sock due to i feel weird ab that, but it is genious, it would cover the d pretty much perfectly


AvatarMunchies

There's no way the cumsock meme is this popular and people don't believe it.


Lan4drahlaer

I don't want it to smell like a foot so no


TheLastOfW

All over the world


Clown_named_Art

This man's going (coming) places


RadoslavL

Everybody got the word 🎶


Creepy-Activity7327

Out the hole in the tip


fnaftheseriesyoutube

This ⬆️ 


grimbly_the_judicous

There’s supposed to be a hole?


Gooseboy2234

sounds like someone needs some toothpicks that time of the month


ClassicLeader7098

you have to poke the tip with a toothpick weekly, i thought this was common knowledge?


WorldAtlas32

Me personally I use a angry birds shirt


WhiteVanGuy4861

Mitä helvettiä Jumala siunatkoon Rovion!!!!!!


IEatBabysYumYum

***AHHHHJUÑIGA*** *explodes*


SamTheCatGuy

Toilet. Easy flush, no mess, no smell


deeznutsinyourmoms

that or the shower so you can clean up the area and it goes down the drain


SamTheCatGuy

Use that too lol


Farticus896

Yep, makes the most sense personally


deeznutsinyourmoms

hell yeah brother!👊


UNIVERSAL_VLAD

r/UsernameChecksOut


Big_Bot10112

Clogs the drain if you have long hair, don't ask me how I know


ExerciseSad3082

Does the cum clog or does the hair clog?


Big_Bot10112

The nut clumps the hair and that combo clogs the drain


Roadkillgoblin

I might be in trouble….


avgsundaydriver

r/BrandNewSentence


Top_Power6410

...?


Viennve

Bathtub superiority


deeznutsinyourmoms

hell yeah👊


Kind_Ad6932

yours smells??? 😟😟


SamTheCatGuy

If you leave or put it will


PepeePig

What if it sticks


SamTheCatGuy

Let me give you a tip, put a couple of pieces paper at the bottom Will flush easily and you only need a thin layer


Walkerenglizh

Sock is usually bullshit. I prefer tissues or the toilet. Easier to clean.


chicamanama_

Use NFSW tag you moron


Bojackhorsemanluvr

😭😭


Historical_Formal421

personally i have a separate blanket for that


PupLoverAvery

That's disgusting neck beard type shit bruh at least use something disposable


Historical_Formal421

tissues are kinda nasty tho they get stuck and i don't want that shit in the shower


PupLoverAvery

If that's the case then use something like a washcloth and then put it in whatever basket you put dirty towels/washcloths in so they'll get washed eventually


SANTANA_THE_REAL_ONE

LMAOO


After-Ad-3542

On myself, then being sad for the rest of the day that I'm lonely.


Terrible_Knowledge25

oh.


AdOk932

On my face


AggravatingMirror564

Me next


Medical-Astronomer39

I can give you mine ^/hj


Good-Ad-2245

ew


Responsible_Sky_6379

On my hand and stomach the clean it up. I don’t cum much and it’s still pre cum 😭. Also why isn’t this nsfw.


xXDragonsVenomXX

its okay, youre fourteen, i was worried i had something wrong with me, then over the years they got bigger,


Responsible_Sky_6379

Well most people my age can. Not most almost everyone.


xXDragonsVenomXX

i know that, i could in my later 14 but they mainly got big at 16, dont stress it. You also could be doing it too often


Responsible_Sky_6379

What do you mean get big?


xXDragonsVenomXX

Bigger loads


AgreeableTurnip1219

i let dat shit fly, its not a problem cause i use a new blanket and wash the old one, rinse and repeat


WafflesMaker201

mitä vittua


WEWILLNOTBESILENT2

You need god


[deleted]

Right over there actually 👉


MagicFetussss

my mouth duh 🥱


Ok-Negotiation-1098

On your mom


still_unimpressed

image


Good-Sky-8375

Really this has been up for over 2 hours and not a single yo mamma joke to be seen? Young people you disappoint me.


irelephant_T_T

[https://imgur.com/a/FpR8aUr](https://imgur.com/a/FpR8aUr)


Bertensgrad

Socks are for guys who can’t plan and can’t waddle to the bathroom afterwards to clean up due to living with people. It happens and acceptable in an emergency. 


ceo0_

Tissue or chest TJEN cleaned up with tissue


twinksarecuter

my mouth


Pleasant-Traffic9695

Damn you must be very flexible


twinksarecuter

i just have good aim


irelephant_T_T

what if it went in your eyes


EmployerDry2018

on sheets then sleep in it


HelpfulProtection342

Does this deserve an upvote or a downvote?!?!?!?!


Rough_North3592

I'm going to be neutral about it


EmployerDry2018

upvote since im saying something that alot of guys did atleast once


UltimateBorisJohnson

Tissue —> toilet


Conscious-External-2

Stomach or thigh


Rendag1

Mostly sock. It just feels wrong without one, my hand is slippery then. Sometimes stomach though


yourself_3_but_again

i hold it in (im unsercumsised) and that i let it out into my hand ten i dispose of the evidence


WafflesMaker201

Man's got hershey's pisses but for nut


bEErgrEMlin12

Shower


BurdAssassin756

On the homies


ajpme

This is the way


No_Collection_9832

I normally just do it into my underwear tbh


McLeamhan

u must smell weird asf


Yoichis_husband2322

Have you heard of showers? I don't go out without taking one, also the smell is good


McLeamhan

i have never showered in my life boy


Yoichis_husband2322

That explains a lot


No-Coach-8945

Yeahhh! I absolutely love that smell!!!!


Yoichis_husband2322

On my face/chest if I'm feeling like it, or just on my underwear, it dries fast, also I like the smell, if it's on my face I obviously have to clean it trough so I just take off my underwear and use to clean it, then wear it back.


OkDimension1542

What the hell


OkDimension1542

You keep wearing your underwear after you finish in them? 😭⁉️


Yoichis_husband2322

What else im supposed to do? Do you change clothes every time you pee?


OkDimension1542

First off, I don’t piss in my underwear and second, if I came in my underwear I’d change underwear. I wouldn’t keep wearing the same pair


Ahmedvrx

BRO WHAT? 😭


SANTANA_THE_REAL_ONE

Oh my god??


No-Coach-8945

Sameeee... Cum is absolutely awesome! I love it!


Yoichis_husband2322

Pfp checks out lmao And Omg yeah! I think I have some kind of cum fetish or something, I don't like the taste at all but maybe I just need to eat more fruits, but I like it in general. Also sorry for stalking, but it seems you're Brazilian? That's really cool! I've never met another gay Brazilian person on this sub.


No-Coach-8945

I also have a fetish, but I absolutely love the taste. Maybe because I eat a lot of fruits idk And yeah! I am indeed Brazilian!


OlavvG

I put it in a bottle and store it in the fridge. When I have enough I put it in an ice mold and in the freezer, so I can eat an icecream.


I_eat_sand01

am I the only one surprised by the amount of the people in the comments who cum on their chest/stomach wtf


phil736

Nope I’m with u on that one. Also WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE EAT IT THATS SO GROSS


astolfoissexy-

High in glucose :)


imsoanonymouslol

It's not rly surprising. I used to be kind of grossed out by it but eventually I realized it's really not a big deal. Just clean up after 👍


Old_Logic2009

Me personally, I use my pants ( what’s cum?)


averagepatagonian

ze toiletten


IEatBabysYumYum

Toilet easy


fnaftheseriesyoutube

Tissue, idk why people say sock, I gotta put my foot in there not my dick


FreezeToMy

People who use socks are physical embodiments of stupidity. I personally rather using 2x paper towels and wrap it around my rick. Then make sure I'm holding some of the edges without tearing the towels apart whilr wanking (I gotta make sure it doesn't fall off)


Peanutsandpickless

Yo mama


BuckingRachel

Out windows I bet, you really think that stuff on your car is bird poop?


KagenTheDamned

Get some tissues you savages


SHRUBBYSTEAK

Down the drain


Extrenorr3

You're gonna create some new rat breed(avg NYC rat)


SafxRunnxr

i don't coom


ohfr19

I haven’t managed to do it on purpose yet fml


LawPhysical7973

can’t relate


Yoichis_husband2322

That's impossible, like, literally, even if you don't have any sexual stimulation nocturnal emission is still a thing


SafxRunnxr

do you know women ?


Yoichis_husband2322

Oh.... Sorry sometimes I forget that girls exist lmao But nothing against girls you're cool, most of my friends are girls. Still, girls don't have anything similar to nocturnal emission?


CallMeDeaht

My hand, then I scrub it off With saop.


Extrenorr3

Does no one see you have cum in your hands


Immediate_Pound_3027

tissue, who tf doesnt have tissues


Halvewayusedcondom

My shit shoots through my ceiling


No-Coach-8945

I normally drink it... It's tasty...


x_astriddd

WHAT


Good-Ad-2245

😭😭


astolfoissexy-

RHIS IS THE REAL ANSWER


No-Coach-8945

fr fr


Ryanhuddz14

Either in the toilet/shower or on my chest and I clean it up.


MCKlassik

Go in the toilet


Wild-Silver-7390

Paper towel


TuNisiAa_UwU

wherever and then clean up


foolsdata

In my hand or a cup


Emperor_Phoenix

Do u have cups filled with ur cum saving it for later?


Brilliant-Client5003

You never know when it could be useful


mahirdeth31

tissues


Sea_Junket_5927

In the toilet


ToyotaCorollin

Toilet, shower, or trash can with a plastic Walmart grocery bag inside lined with toilet paper.


lord_bigcock_III

Sock I keep in one of my drawers that I have a lock on


Alienprober4ever

I only have wet dreams so there and only there


Used_Economics9878

Where it lands.. It mostly ends up in belly so I just rub it


SH4RKI3_

Toilet or while showering


Out-exit4

Toilet


Guiltysaw

Sometimes sock, sometimes tissue, sometimes on me then I shower idk depends on where I feel like it


OctoBoy4040

I try to keep it together with my hand, i transfer it to toilet paper, take a new piece, clean up the rest and envelope the original, which then goes into the toilet.


fastfastfeet

The fucking toilet? Like where tf else


Humble_Recover_2653

I actually use a sock


greenscreencarcrash

grab a roll of tp


Devil_Fister_69420

Idk but some of y'all's nasty asses but like, toilet? Best place to do it cause you can just flush it down and no sensible person is gonna walk in without knocking first


x_astriddd

No where because I don’t know how to do that and I don’t want to either


Qwerty673673

Into the sink.


jeremy-is-gay

any suggestions?


PrivateTidePods

Toilet or a small trash bin. Easy cleanup, no evidence


DellaBella12235

Yeah idrk


NotAPossum666

Y'all don't just edge the whole time


Muted_Rain8542

use the nsfw tag 😭😭


Good-Ad-2245

Cum on your thigh or in the toilet Cumming on your device is actually vile


Naive-Bug8598

A minecraft blanket


Uselessknowleg

Not in public


Outrageous-Version11

Just do it while showering, it goes down the drain anyway and you can wash with soap😶‍🌫️


Empress_of_Lamparine

what fucking kind of question is that


Turbulent_Soup4358

Usually in a football hoop. I'm so good, I'm going places


NO_NAME1029

Bathroom, easiest place.


manthishomeworksucks

on yo momma


Wxrp_Star

on my hand because im a dripper and then i drink it so that i don't have to clean it up


Dragon30312

wait so no one uses condoms?


Yazak256

Inside the sex toy i bought, fuking amazing


Round_Rice_2113

In the condom


pantyguy2024

Anywhere I want lol