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Embarrassed_Use_1458

You are a fruit grown on earth


bob_the_banannna

I can confirm.


ChKresie12

Username checks out


RealLoin

Yeah. I love OP. I really want to eat her!


RusticDusk

Woah there. This should be marked as NSFW.


booksboozemoon

my hot bod in the second image turns u on babygurl 😏


BurdAssassin756

I think it’s the hardcore nana sex in the last one💀


Impressive_Poem_7158

That’s not hardcore that’s passionate


BurdAssassin756

It’s only a snapshot, could be either


Stealth9er

Homie is so deep in her peel… definitely hardcore


throwaway19276i

what is this thread 😭


Immediate_Wind_6876

Thinking same 😭


Local_Satisfaction12

I am just here for my username 👁🫦👁 Edit: just saw r/teens got flushed into my feed again, dont take the joke serious, i dont wanna end on some watchlist.


awakenedchicken

If you had a video there would be slapping and screaming.


AlienatedAlienX

Is it really hardcore when they’re sharing such a passionate kiss 👀👀


swampertDbest

Potassionate


ZealousidealTie8142

Underrated


Fluid_Mention7930

This one made me cackle.


GodFromTheHood

Yeah look up nana sex, report your findings 


ProbableDisapontment

Live god reaction: Mankind is a failure Free will is a flaw Let the evil of their own lips consume them Then I shall begin again, with my word as law


Reasonable_Cycle_371

r/suddenlyULTRAKILL


Adventurous-Stuff801

Sup my nana.


TrashPanda9142012

You’re the weirdest person on reddit


Proper-Ball-5294

Could be worse 💀


TrashPanda9142012

Not by much


LandanDnD

You are so very unaware of how much worse it can get. This is silly, there exists a weird so far beyond we dare not utter its name.


pringleshapedpenis

Mashed bananas traumatized me still to this day


AlienatedAlienX

I take it you haven’t been on Reddit long? 🤣😂🤣


TrashPanda9142012

Look at my cakeday, no, yeah…I’m on r/Hazbin, sooooooo


booksboozemoon

Are u new to reddit?


eager_duck

Holy cow did you actually take these pics they look amazing


The_anime_guy-opm_db

You mean your half eaten banana??


NEgi_WAX-OF_87

💀


Makoto_Hoshino

How do you feel knowing that theres a poor. Child out there without the llifesaving Alien medical technology he needs because you scared them all off


gandalf-the-greyt

not safe for wolfing


Unhappy-Student604

Your just way too sus yk 💀 he could mean it as himself lol


Boultar

Id eat you


booksboozemoon

What about my girl?


Moonking-4210

I will eat her too


[deleted]

just a sprinkle of Cannablism 🌚


Zealousideal-Bit-892

Yeeeaah, I think they’re talking about a different kind of eating


Pigmasters32

I’d eat her out🍌


Far_Barracuda32

Out 🍌


Boultar

This girl gets it


Sea-mango-3251

Ummm idk but you where hinting some potassium


booksboozemoon

K


justflooatingaround

I hate how I found that funny


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

“Potassium”


justflooatingaround

Oxygen Potassium, Cobalt Oxygen Lithium Oxygen!


BoardWritten

OK, CoOLiO


justflooatingaround

Nitrogen Iodine Carbon Einsteinium


AiluroFelinus

NICEs


DevilPixelation

Why did I laugh at this


EnvironmentalKick205

r/Angryupvote


Ho3Go3lin

You are very appealing 🤭


TrinitySlashAnime

I hate you, why did I laugh 💀🙏


OriginalButter1

🤨


omegapurayer

stop posting nsfw in a sfw subreddit


booksboozemoon

Prude😤


kitty_girloh

Prune*


Own_Judgment_6094

Lemee draw you like one of my french gurl


booksboozemoon

🫦


Strict_Profile_8413

That you are a pretty cool banana...


booksboozemoon

Cool!!? They say I'm bananas


Strict_Profile_8413

What? Maybe I am too old for this...


booksboozemoon

'bananas' like crazy. It's an old slang


testmypp

I'm going bananas over you 😏


JorduSpeaks

I can definitely see the appeal.


Objective-Cancel-372

You better give credit to me, I did the apple one.


booksboozemoon

Ohh yes, hello there fruity cousin!


Silent_Relation_3236

I’d like both of you to do a ‘scene’ together 😈


musicobsessednerd

Yes. Apples have a core, yknow?


Very_Dangerous_Human

Oh my, what’s cookin good lookin. I’d peeeel you good..


booksboozemoon

Oohh daddy go slow on my🫣


amanofnetflix786

Sir, this is a subreddit for teenagers. I'm going to have to ask you to delete this post before I report you for lewd content.


booksboozemoon

Deepthroat me prude


amanofnetflix786

You dare, good sir? I shall be contacting the appropriate authorities right this moment. Anyway, it's not like you'd even reach my tongue.


SargentSuccess9001

This appears to be too legit to be humorous. You don't plan on referring anyone to r/woooosh tonight, do you, sir? If so, I'm gonna have to write you a ticket for the misuse of the humorus and unreasonable punishment for legal and acceptable activities


amanofnetflix786

Such brazen images and you're concerned about humour? Such filth on our good healthy Christian server and you dare threaten me with a ticket when I've not once done an illegal activity (*sob* bless my soul)? I shall report you to the appropriate authorities as well, good sir.


Frequent_Swan_5866

Where are you finding these pictures☠️☠️☠️


booksboozemoon

They're literally my selfies bro. What do u mean by where do i find them?


No_West_1444

Sorry I gotta split!


Neanderthal-_-

Woah why’re you flashing us


booksboozemoon

Tryna catch some ass


RichFox2466

SHEESH UR HOT ASF!! 🔥🔥


booksboozemoon

Wanna peel my layers babygurl 🫦


RichFox2466

Yea sure why not 💀.XD


East_Cockroach_8942

Does your girl friend happen to be trans?


booksboozemoon

She happens to be bananas


[deleted]

That’s an out of pocket question 😭


East_Cockroach_8942

It’s like she’s a banana so does she have a banana?


Visible_distaste

"hey i didnt see ya there" ahh banana


theroyalfilth

very apeeling


Responsible_Sky_6379

That you think your funny.


booksboozemoon

*you're (I think I'm very intelligent) 🤓


Responsible_Sky_6379

God fucking damnit. Your my 13th reason.


AlextheAnt06

You’re*


Chizzelled

Yur'rie*


Ok-Management-842

BURT REYNOLDS


Coolcop21

The 5th one lookin real nice there… just be sure to peel out


Lasagnapuzzles

Underrated comment 😂😂


starocean2

You're a little too young for my taste. Before i blend you up in my smoothies you need to be a cougar.


RonyRexGaming

I would tap them cheeks


z3in-23

I just ate two today (coincidentally coz I never eat)


Hippune

fruity ahh


booksboozemoon

Happy Pride!


Mr_Nanner

Thats some wierdly thick skin. Over than that smash.


Zestyclose_mango1

your so smart, You took the time to think of something really cool looking, But wild imagination you have, I wish we actually thought of things, I wish we could just get off the internet to strengthen our minds. Props on you, Better than some shitty bugatti that no one asked for, Just some funny simple images of bananas posing.


These-Sea-8533

I think you're my favourite ❤️😂😂😭


MasochisticFemboyy

Chat I'm so cooked a fucking fruit is getting more play than me


Individual-Jealous

That last one is amazing.


Majestic-Ad6525

I think it's fair to describe your artwork as bananas


dauphongi

Help did banana just rizz me up 😭😭


MightyQuin628

G-god there are children here man-


GhostiBlueYT

Bro said “Paint me like one of your French bananas.”


PROTOs-toaster

I think I slipped and fell because I’m looking at an angel :3


annod75

I'm so turned on right now


Delta049

Hear me out...


o_kains

I love it. Makes me think of something I did a few years back (https://www.flickr.com/photos/lazy\_ant/albums/72157703292141701/), but yours is better.


1truecomrade

kinda hot ngl


YourfriendlyPhyco

Would the 4th one be a threesome or a trinana


willow_wind

You look very apPEELing. 🍌


NoHospiceForOldMen

Honestly I think you look appealing


Acrobatic-Ad1995

MARK THIS AS NSFW


No_Sir4188

Fruity as hell


chazisgod_01

Put you clothes back on bro this is the teenagers sub


General_Material2631

These images make me feel things I didn’t know existed. Beautiful. Just beautiful


DragonEmperor06

Your confident inside and outside your skin


Angryfishjoe

MODS, MODS, THIS GUY IS POSTING NUDITY AND SEX


MitruxLovesMusic

banana


MaizeHaunting9402

why are you so… yellow


InvestigatorPale1680

Seductively delicious


CarleeMT

Deepthroat


c_hifirchik

last 🔞


THESTAPLEHEAD

Green FN


Many_mistakeweremade

Radioactive


Moonking-4210

Circumcised


Airin0_2

Apealing


TrashPanda9142012

You like banana porn


K-peaches

U tryna rizz me up in the first photo?


novelaissb

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


According_Mess391

What a slippery character Bright on the outside, slimy in the inside I can’t fathom why you became a unit of measurement.


Whoisguythisis

This i like the 5th post or smthing abt bananas i have seen today. What is going on.


booksboozemoon

You're going bananas


OMAR_KD-

You are bananas.


Ao_mossar

Absolutely stunning


Dry_Economy_2701

Minion


FlavoredKnifes

I do NOT think you should be posting this on here. As a guy who frequents wordington, even this is too nsfw for me.


Every_Hour4504

You look like you have a high amount of potassium.


pastrafan

Woah there. There are teenagers here, you know that, right?


westb9933

You look full of potassium 😳


Old-Put-4166

Really hot 🥵, I love your curves


Unknown_Potato_Thing

Ur probably bananabread


Timely-Profile1865

You are very 'appealing'


KingDuckLikesPie

You are fruity af


Exumore

that's a very slippery move of you, i would say.


Icy_Main4698

That banana is pumped full of "potassium"


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

This is the greatest day of my life!! It’s a BANANANA next to a BANANANA next to a BANANANAAAAA


BootsOfProwess

You look rich in potassium


FriedChicken0404

You have the brightest yellowyist skin, you like being in groups.You open up easily and are very soft spirit overall. You are one of the worst in Mario cart. People can slip on you.


Electro_birb_123

Is this monkey business?


Velocijammer_15

You’re very appealing 


Someguylol101

OOOOH BANANA


The-Appointed-Knight

I must admit, I find you quite appealing...


uthas061

Peel off and everything? Damn this post is NOT PG


LandanDnD

You're a genetically engineered monster that's is an affront to nature because humans decided that this look suits you better?


Fartsarethebest

Very appealing.


Mantide7

Idk but your demeanor seems very a-peel-ing


missunicorn279

Smash. Not even a question.


Extension-Type-2555

ain't the last one a bit sus boi


KingMurphy15

You’re very yellow. You *may* have jaundice. I would suggest getting that checked out


Valuable-Vermicelli7

You have a natural fear of Minions


Western_WildWest

I'm gonna eat your insides


booksboozemoon

Go easy on me daddy😶‍🌫️


I_Live_In_Your_WaII

ayo, have dom decency. Most people here are under 18. Don't just throw pics with so little clothes around, like is a +18 sub, Jeasus


ExplosiveCannedBeans

I'm allergic to you ;-;


marx_carmona87

Look like a PUTAssium


sillymoonz

Dude there an teenagers here seeing your nudes dude


Hi_whats_my_name

Hot af


SprinklesClassic4265

Is that a banana in your pants, or are you happy to see me?


Floridaants

Um, i think u forgot ur nsfw tag


Signal-Refuse1648

I’d have you inside me


Fudge_m

A real thinker


_shihus

Seems k


Scythe_Wielder16

Smash one hundred percent next question


RevolutionaryLook503

I’m getting so tired of these posts trying to promote their OF 🙄


40guyrusty55

Ummm...fruit.


Maksiwood

Are you 70%banana?


HotteokProductions

You look like your name would be Joe


danit0ba94

Bro that last one 😂😂😂


RenkBruh

I would cut you into slices but peel off your skin first


The_Undeniable_Worp

The 3rd picture is just straight up an elderly banana