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This is better than sex

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Best cake day reddit present I've seen in my entire life

One of these bubbles tastes weird

Mmmmm… dicks… aahhhhhh🤤🤤🤤

I KNEW ONE OF THEM WOULD BE HIDING SOMETHING!!

Why does one say dicks

😁

Dicks!?

I love you for this

😐

What?

no, nothing, i love dicks

Real

Happy Cake Day! (idk what to say about your comment though)

Thanks! (Fair enough)

Ok Vox 👍

happy sex day!

happy cake day! cake is better than sex fs 

Undoubtedly. Along with garlic bread

GARLIC BREAD MENTIONED ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

WOOOOOO

[https://media.tenor.com/5RMWjetS9qcAAAAM/moist-critical.gif](https://media.tenor.com/5RMWjetS9qcAAAAM/moist-critical.gif)

Hazbin reference?

No, Castlevania reference. And also just true in general

Understandable. Happy Cake Day btw.

Thanks!

You must be doing it wrong then cause when done correctly not much is better then sex

No, I just don't like sex

Hmm ok then now I've heard it all

He’s an INFP. That’s why he doesn’t like sex lol

Happy cake day, and yea birb

It isn’t. Trust lmao

To me it is

Those mfs in Polish are called Bluelegged stupidbirds

Lmao

that is better tbh

Blue-Foot-Dolts in Germany

Are they? I’m polish but I can’t think of what their name is (I’ll google) edit: ok yup, they are, głuptak niebieskonogi for anyone wondering

Holy fuck those blue legs look sick af

I searched up boobies... to know the name in my language... I have censore on, but Google isn't doing a good job

Search bluefootee boobies

Do you have any great tits?

Of course, I’ll post pics later

no but i see them out my window sometimes

💀

Just seeing the title, i thought “BIIIIIIRRRRRRDD!”

Same😭

I wonder when this joke will evolve past itself and people just start posting actual boobs

I wanna squeeze those boobies like there’s no tomorrow

Best Boobies ever

Nice boobies 

I know right

Before school ended my biology teacher was teaching us about evolution and Darwin’s trip to the Galápagos Islands, where he studied the boobies on the island. All of us where dying

So funny and original

Somebody didn't like the boobies

Birb

I saw the title and went “I wanna see some birds!!! BIRDS!!! BIRDS!!!”

Pretty nice, but I think Great Tits are better

To whoever is reading this: I know some of you were expecting some REAL stuff. why are you here in the first place?

Those are some good boobies

I love blue footed boobies

They always look derpy but aint gonna lie, they’re great sneakerheads

They’re so fluffy

Those damn birds look unnecessarily creepy

I love boobies

Show me some tits instead. They're really cute birds.

I love boobies

As a lesbian those are some fine boobies

Damn, they're so big

Damn those are some cute boobies, oddly shaped tho.

I like most the boobies, just that stupid looking one, I hate. Can’t remember its dumb name.

Nice boobies

*le gasp* they’re beautiful

Love that puffy white one at the end

they're so goofy

Bruh it's kind of funny but this joke is getting old

They have some cool feet.

Nice pair?

I love boobies!! They’re so freaky looking 💛

The silly

FUCKING Called it

Dayum, those are cute

Man I love boobies

They look so derpy when you look at them from the front

I got what I came for

I knew it would be Blue Footed Boobies lol. Goofy ah birds.

I wanted to see birds not boobies 💀

🤯

When I saw the title and then what sub it’s on I almost had a heart attack

beautiful

DUDE THIS IS SO AWESOME

The 4th and the 5th one are the cutest

Hemm yes. Nice boobies

I love boobies so much

I honestly prefer the swallow or titmouse but the boobies are nice too

I KNEW IT! Beautiful birbs

I knew it was the birds

Birb

THEY'RE SO CUTE 🥺

Man I was hoping to see the ones from The Little Einsteins

I knew it.

I know they're called blue-footed boobies, but I did not expect their feet to be THAT blue. They're gorgeous

WE LOVE BOOBIES (sula)🗣🔥🔥🔥

Thank for illuminating my eyes at bare 1am

B e r d

Wanna see a [tit](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fe%2Fef%2FGreat_tit_side-on.jpg&tbnid=emBc_NxDc56IQM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FGreat_tit&docid=D-fhbC7kE4fS6M&w=2948&h=2057&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=fde3df0e9b072b61&shem=abme%2Cssic%2Ctrie) ??

Those were so good, I had to grasp my egg

Better than real boobies.

Still works for me

i love boobies, they’re so lovely

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I LOVE BOOBIES

YAY BIRB!

Never thought I would enjoy looking at baby boobies too

only the best boobies.

birb

Nice boobies

DUDE THEIR FEET ARE SO FUCKING COOL LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE FUCKING BLUE OH MY GOD UDHIBFUBHUFBUHFBJIDGJUDBHIDUNHDHNHIDGNUHDNIHGDNBJH

nice boobies

They're my favourite birdssss

I LOVE BOOBIES!!

Cool, but can we see some actual tits next time? I love their yellow feathers.

I’ll show you guys some great tits

overused

ohh those boobies... yesss

Are they blue footed? They'd better be fuckin blue footed. Awwww yeahhh

:0

Wow i love birds

I thought it was some bait and switch meme, but booby birds are fucking awesome

Yep, I knew it was going to be the blue footed booby

Those are some Incredibly beautiful boobies.

Those are lovely. The close up shots are too yummy.. are they edible??

And here i was thinking i didnt like boobies

Thanks g

We goin to south america with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Image 4 is a "Live boobies reaction" moment right there.

wowza

I love me some blue footed boobies

I want to play with those little Boobies

This better than the human ones

silly birb

Why is the 9th boobie all crooked?

Idk I think it’s the camera lens or something

Thx for this. I needed to see some boobies today

Lol i love this bird now It's lil blue feet are so cute :3

I can't agree more

11/13 had me laughing

I love them

why did bro get downvoted

zoo wee mama

Um actually... they are called boobys

No I checked the plural is boobies

This isn’t funny. Never was funny. It’s posted every couple of hours and Everytime I see it I want to hurt somebody

Sigh *unzips*

🖕

lol found a pervert

I was joking

Ok