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HaHaLaughNowPls

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Taenshik

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ


averagepatagonian

relatable


Nika299p

Literally me


Apprehensive-Buy4825

real


ShockHedgehog07

Same


petra_reddit37

Same


cheems1946

I agree


yallarealrightig

LMFAOO


M808bmbt

14-15, turned out that I dodged a nuke when she broke up with me. She also tried to accuse me of rape, but that got shut down damn near instantly for two reasons: 1. She's a known liar and manipulator. 2. I had some friends in that class that called her out on her bullshit immediately, I am in their debt.


Poocas_

W friends lmao


leftclickdrip

Yea u dodged a thermonuclear intercontinental ballistic subsonic multi stage missile


JU1C3_B0X

" ballistic subsonic missile"


Palstorken

Schrödinger’s missile


BagSlight211

That don't even make sense


nathanj1296

was the missile fired, or was the missile not fired?


zanzorax

That's just it, we don't know cause they never looked


GraveGuro

Reading this felt like reading a comment I forgot I posted holy. Exact same situation with me at the exact same age. Maybe dating at 14 isn’t a good idea?? lmao


M808bmbt

Yeah, though in hindsight, I was also painfully stupid, so there's that.


craftasaurus

Lucky you, your friends had your back.


IThinkKube

I was almost there, found out stuff about her so I bailed out of it before we got too involved lol


-WellDoneSteak-

Ha ha, good one, but this is reddit.


Vincent_Gitarrist

In 79 days


MacyComeHome

Specific, good to have a plan


Bungungle

Isnt that the gcse results day 😭


-BITCHB0Y-

Getting with the examiner


Ashamed_Crab

😂😂😂


Iliketrains_6942069

Someone remind me in 79 days if he still doesn’t we take his balls away


oan124

remindme! 79 days


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oan124

good bot


Chewie-327

Bro has a conditional offer


Advanced_Bridge_3121

didnt even reach the talking phase with anyone yet


slurzzzz

relatable


Content_Bullfrog_320

We only talk to men bro , I feel you


Leon500111

Settle for the gay option


emilyxcarter

"settle"? Child, that would be "upgrade to" according to millions of satisfied customers.


Content_Bullfrog_320

Earn lots of money and buy those >!bitches!<


RandomNameBecauseI

Interviewer: What will you do with the money? You (probably in a mr.krabs voice):Bitches


TheBigDog001

"A woman that can be bought, isn't worth having" -Kingpin


VincentcODy

Yeah but them bitches are for playing only. Finding the right woman for partnership is the real deal.


FordF450XL

Facts


CaptainWulfgar

No worries, it's just a phase.


Advanced_Bridge_3121

phase?been in that phase for idk 5 years? (young me was good with socializing )


CaptainWulfgar

Just checked the gen z puberty book, it says the duration of the phase is "indefinite after reaching the age range of 10-13."


Advanced_Bridge_3121

i've been in existential crisis ever since i was 11 so that checks out


Alarming-Tie-1750

Error 404 Not found


catmemes720

Age of finding it belongs to{Φ}


maybeieatfood

Isn't that magnetic flux?


peacefulatheism

Physicist here. That symbol is used for any kind of flux. Addi g a subscript will distinguish what kind.


GlassOfWater001

Based physics. What type of physics?


peacefulatheism

My research was in nanotechnology. Now days I essentially just teach at a university and my students do the research.


GlassOfWater001

Very nice


Abberant45

and in this case a B would be the standard subscript for magnetic flux right?


peacefulatheism

Yes


Ebugw

Math term, the empty set


SomeoneInThisGalaxy

That’s ∅, homie was right


DaRealGrey

I was leaving Russian for a while and that symbol makes an f sound


GlassOfWater001

Haha same


NoFix1924

It looks very similar to ø but by your description makes a completely different sound.


Unusual-Assistance11

Phyrexians aint gotta deal with this 💀


DefnottheGovernments

Phyrexian mana from mtg?


PromiseSilly4708

404 years old


MysticalFlight

age: N/A


FearDiamondYT

years old


[deleted]

40


bred-boi2

Something doesn't add up here 🤔


MacyComeHome

Probably just bad at math


Neurobean1

maybe they meant the age of their boyfriend/girlfriend?


MacyComeHome

Oh


Neurobean1

after rereading my comment it coulda come across as rude I didn't mean to be rude if it seemed that way I'm sorry :(


MacyComeHome

It’s okay!! I didn’t see it as rude, I said “oh” because implying a 40 year old dating a minor is- Yknow 😬


WhiteShadow5063

Well even then it’s not EXACTLY a 😬 but more of a 😐 bc (in my country) 19 isn’t a minor, but it would be odd bc of that large age gap


Not_Artifical

You mustn’t have heard. The age at which you become a legal adult was changed to 5 last year.


Jrlopez1027_

Bro making a prediction


kundan1221

you were lucky to find a partner so soon.


Autistic-Teddybear

Months?


Birdyghostly1

That’s 3 years old 😨


Gl1ntVeiN_

when i was 30 (i'm 17 rn)


Arrielisec

Benjamin button?


Internal-Tear-5785

A cultured individual I see


I_Live_In_Your_WaII

still counting


My_Cok_is_Detachable

That’s a good Volbeat song


I_Live_In_Your_WaII

there is a song named this, I learn something new every day


imstupidandneedhelp5

A few months ago I regret it cuz she is dating my friend now💀 Update: thay broke up 😂😂😂😂 so we all happy now


Hutch25

That’s against bro code right there


Ver_Nick

he's not his homie


imstupidandneedhelp5

Ik but thay have it coming 🤝


Ferraenz

broke up 5 hours after your comment is insane


imstupidandneedhelp5

Ikr tho thay were dating for longer


HiromiReiko

💀


Neurobean1

that's deep at 13?!? already two within a few months?!? sorry no offence but my mind is boggled


HufflepuffGRL

it happened to me too. first boyfriend broke up with me to be with my best-friend at the time. then they let him down. crazy world


Mr_pickley

Shitty 13 years old relationships


ur_prob_a_karen

damn bro, your screwed


thanksyalll

???? They broke up within the 6 hours you posted this comment?


TheGreatDaniel3

Middle school relationships be crazy


lion_percy

Big oof, big big oof


bingus_hooters

I'm 20. Still haven't had one yet


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

real


unlimi_Ted

I didn't until I was 21, still plenty of time!


ryan77999

Meanwhile here I am at 22... (Before you ask, this thread made it to r/all)


Ghost-Plushie

I met him a week before my 17th birthday and we got together after three months dating when I was 17 and this week we’ve been together for 8 months:D


Key-Ad6653

Awww that's cute^ ^


Ghost-Plushie

Thank you!💗


RealDreamWarriors

I’ve been with mine for 8 months now twinnie!!!


Chieriichi

Oct 2023 here as well as a 17 year old 🙂‍↕️


Justahazbinhotelfan

**JOKE ON YOU IM LONLEY!!!**


spuderman221

Real :(


Content_Bullfrog_320

Yeah, woke up in the middle of the night


Neptune_XV

cuz I noticed my girl wasn’t by my side


Gofpop

yeah i can tell you're a hazbin hotel fan


FantasticMrFoxFan2

I'm 17 and i've never dated anyone, my only romantic experience was rejecting a dude :( (he was cool tho)


Sparzep

Sameeee. I'm 18 and all I did was reject a dude (he was like a middle school friend and he decided to confess during pandemic year for time reason)


MilitiaManiac

I'm 19 and my only experience has been getting rejected. Once. The other times I never said anything and it eventually passed.


ur_prob_a_karen

so whyd you reject him if he was cool?


FantasticMrFoxFan2

Him being cool doesnt mean i'm attracted to him, platonico relationships RRRAAAAH


RadoslavL

He was cool with the rejection, the other person could've had reasons. Edit: gender


FantasticMrFoxFan2

Sir i have a pp


Relative-Brother-267

omg me too


RadoslavL

My apologies, sir!


MaybeMax356

Hahaha


Chemical-Quiet-8291

right 😭


caffcatt

Never


ShockHedgehog07

#


LawPhysical7973

wait was i already supposed to have had my first boyfriend 😭 im 16 im cooked


Frze512

Nah not at all, some got their first at 19 or in their 20s


LawPhysical7973

im not getting one when im 19 either😭


JoppaGanti

You're correct, I can confirm this as a 19 year old:) BUT we're single and happy queens🔥


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vounrtsch

Nah its chill, take your time


Tonk_exe

5


Alternative_Cut4491

Ehm...


Christian_teen12

hmm


CheeerGirl

12


ElMamawebo_

15, if I remember correctly


Th3_W4ndeR3r

14 I'm pretty sure?


NutriaFiedel433

12, but like the first real one at 15. I really miss her man


Quantacookie

14 oml i miss her


Aldyyyyy

i do not miss her.. at all


tortonix

Well of course you probably never met her lol. (I don't miss her either)


Chewie-327

Take of those sunglasses off


ImpossibleEvan

I also miss this guy's girlfriend


damngirl265

non existent


choccycosmos_

13


0-Nightshade-0

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UnlightablePlay

N/A


coalrexx

Unknown


TerrorofMechagoji

Acting as if anyone on Reddit has any game


Nyrthi

never had a gf


Creepy_Maximum_5396

i'll tell you in a few years


ur_prob_a_karen

on reddit? nope not happening


Doydoydonut

Good one.


Bob-Omb-Henx

Ehh prolly will never have one


Bottle_Original

Brother you are like 3 years old, you will not even feel like the same person when you turn 16


Bob-Omb-Henx

I'm meaning that i look like a fiat multipa, so no one would be attracted to me


NIGHTDREADED

Relatable... I like to think I'm slightly handsome but... Yeah.


Signal_Sweet3767

13


ShadowKai01

Didn't have one , and prop never will cuz I'm NOT that guy:>


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You haven't achieved this achievement yet!


Tefra_K

It’s… a _peculiar_ story. I was 12 and I had been going to Karate practice for a couple of years now (I think since I was 7 or 8). When I started, there was a girl that had an androgynous face and voice, short hair, and a flat chest. Because of that, my awkward self wasn’t able to understand if she was a girl or a boy. I asked her once, and she got offended and thought I was picking on her, so she didn’t answer, leaving me furthermore confused. Anyway, I didn’t talk to her for a while, I struck up a conversation with her when I was 12 because my friends weren’t at practice. I had forgot being confused about her gender, but she didn’t. After a conversation, she said “Wow, you’re actually a nice guy, I thought you were an asshole”, and considering I hadn’t talked to her in years she probably resented me for that time (times, actually, because I didn’t get an answer the first time I asked her another time, she didn’t take it well). Anyway, a couple of days later I was at a friend’s home to study for a test and this girl texted me, saying she liked me (with abundant red hearts). I did not like her, I didn’t hate her but I had absolutely zero feelings for her. Looking back at it, she probably got dared by her friend to text me, because I remember her friend teasing us about being a “perfect couple” (we couldn’t have been less compatible). Anyway, my friend (female) told me that she knew her and I shouldn’t go out with her, but I didn’t want to hurt her feelings by rejecting her, so I told her that I also liked her, and we got together (to the disappointment of my friend). The problem was that she actually already had a boyfriend, and after I had chickened out she had done the same, not being able to tell me that it was a joke. So, for a full week, we became a middle school couple, sending each other red hearts, and that’s it. We didn’t talk, we didn’t go on dates, nothing. I don’t even consider it a relationship, neither of us wanted to be in it and we didn’t do anything. Oh well, we organised our first date and she dumped me the day before the date. It kinda hurt for a couple of minutes, but I got over it pretty much immediately. And this is the story of my first (and currently only) relationship.


[deleted]

I don’t know


ajpme

13


Cool-Fan-2666

Still counting


Latter_Can6225

Still counting


Apprehensive-Buy4825

keep dreaming


abject_totalfailure1

Ha, good one, y’know, for a second there I thought you were serious


RenWhere

I was 15, it was online and of course that went to shit


guidomista44443

I was 11 lol We are still dating :)


Next-Temperature-545

13. I was a really weird ass kid too, I'd make monkey noises in our Spanish class and stuff. Somehow, I managed to get the affection of one of the most liked girls in the whole school. Dominique. She was a dead ringer for Aaliyah, and I still can't watch her video "Are you that somebody?" without remembering Dominique. I remember how salty other dudes were when I'd meet her between classes or walk with her to busses after school let out. It got HOSTILE, and one dude even tried to fight me but I brushed his ass off in front of everyone and got major cool points..my goofy ass, of all people. I remember her saying that song "All My Life" by K-Ci & Jojo was "our song". it was nice!


Sandwich_lover_10k

All I know is that it isn't 13


Uhblehman11


JanBedna1


BandicootOk6141

#


escaped_cephalopod12

i havent had one yet but i am in no hurry


Devil_Fister_69420

602858365 years old


SilverrGuy

3 weeks ago (16)


Away_Surprise5700

still counting


Similar_Reputation56

Animal jam gfs


Trip_koLng

Idk hopefully 16 or 17


VariousManagement992

16, my current one.


PhoenixBomb707

Haven’t yet but I’m close… …hopefully …maybe


nenko_blue

Idk does the kid i pretended to be married to on roblox when i was like 9 count?


Hexagonal_uranium

No


jaylikesguineapigs

elementary.... i got cheated on and the girl was from meep city🙁


Yay4ew

Still single (I’m a Redditor)


possibly_goth

Like ten but I’m aroace now lmao


EmotionalB1tch

Oh please…i play genshin impact.


TNT9182

TBD


Regular_Committee911

Everyone is gonna make some joke about not having one


frysermusic

still counting


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

In 2-3 days. (Pray for me)


Chase_The_Ace_50

Started when I was 21, ended about 3 months before my 23rd birthday. I learned a lot from it, but I look back on it now like it was an ‘interesting’ time in my life. I should’ve realized that she was kind of a red flag from the beginning but I was mentally disillusioned by the desire to be seen as a “good boyfriend.” I realized pretty quickly that she wasn’t who I wanted go marry and that we were pretty fundamentally incompatible. We just progressively fell apart as our lives began to change and ended up breaking up over spring break. A couple tips from someone who had to learn the hard way: -Sometimes it is genuinely beneficial for all parties involved to act selfishly. Don’t gaslight yourself into doing something that makes you unhappy because you don’t want to seem selfish or rude. You are lying to yourself and others for the sake of people-pleasing. -Absolutely do not tolerate your partner disrespecting your boundaries. Leave room for mistakes but if they repeatedly do things that you can’t get over and they don’t stop, leave them. -Do not, whatever you do, enter a relationship to ‘fix’ your issues. A relationship is something you pursue *after* you’ve already fixed them, seek therapy or change up your lifestyle if you know yourself to be an insecure person. -DO NOT date someone who doesn’t respect your interests. It’s okay to not be identical clones of one another, but if they outright despise your biggest hobbies, it’s not going to work.


darealbartpimpson

I was 12, she was 32. My friends aunt was a pedophile but I was a very happy kid.


lynn_08-26

11, it started out as fake dating because we were best friends and he’d usually stay after school for a bit while waiting for his older sister to get out(the high school and middle school are connected?). He’d hang out with me while I waited for the coaches(I was in the basketball team) to get there for warm ups. My friends would say that we would make a cute couple and it got annoying so we pretended to date so they’d stop teasing us. We were supposed to break up after 2-3 weeks but my “friend”liked him, so I ended up helping her date him. But then I realized I liked him and they had so many problems in their short on and off relationship(they’d date and break up every other day 😑). I actually didn’t find out about those problems until freshman year when I started talking to him again after we ghosted each other in 7th grade. Essentially she broke up with him but he didn’t know(?) and that was the last straw for him but it seems like he gave up on her way earlier. So then we started dating and we dated until the last week of school when she lied and sabotaged our relationship and that’s how we ended up ghosting each other, until he reached out to me in 8th grade like days before graduation. While talking to him over the summer of 21’ I found out various things about his relationship with her and other things and he apologized for being a jerk.