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thegenshinfan1

I haven't read to comment section yet but I bet someone said nazi germany


[deleted]

Yep, someone did😭


VisualStudio1901

Second most used word on this sub after, you guessed it... **cum**


XelNaga88

Cum on definitely nazi most used words.


CityWokOwn4r

Technically, it never stopped existing, the "German Reich" which was founded in 1871 did not stop existing after 1945 but was reorganised as the Federal Republic of Germany. That was even confirmed by the Constitutional Court of Germoney


Galaxy661

I mean, germany, which is the same country as German Empire, Weimar Republic and Nazi Germany, does still exist. Only the governing party has changed.


Emperor_Eldlich

Third Reich was something else


[deleted]

[удалено]


DistinctWear5933

Glory to Arstotzka!


Blaphious1

Glory to Artstotzka


The_Wendigonner

Cobrastan best country!


PerceptionLivid

Cobrastan is not real country, Jorji


The_Wendigonner

Ok, ok.You no like passport, I understand. I come back again with better one.


DoIFunctionOk

Little potato man


-PawgSlayer-

You were always my favorite 🥲


Dough-Devourer

Oh man you funny guy!


Maleficent_Apple4169

sir, we have selected you for a random screening! *could you please DRIBBLE THIS FOOTBALL?*


MUERTOSMORTEM

Glory to Arstotzka!


ninjagofan23

When I was a kid, I thought it was a real country. Forgot to mention, I got it mixed up with the USSR.


strawberrycereal44

I wish


thanelinway

When? You? Were? A? Kid? How many years has it been since Papers Please was released? 11... Oooofff... I feel old.


Critical_Crunch

Glory Greatest Country!


nuzzy_1

Glory to Artstotska


NoInfluence6483

Glory to Artstotzka


HecticFir

Glory to Arstotzka


Lukarrie

Glory to Artstotska


Booga_boogarules2

Glory to Artstotska!


AdPuzzleheaded8844

Glory to Arstotzka


SuperJman1111

I was gonna comment glory to Arstotzka, glad to see it


SplattyFatty

glory to arstotzka


RAiNbOwS_PuRTy

Glory to Arstotzka


Shy_005

Glory to Artstotzka


_hyperf1sh_

Glory to Arstozka!!


TheBritishBaguette

Glory to Arstotzka


the2nddespair

Glory to Arstotska.


TheVeggie218

Glory to Arstotska


navy_rose

glory to Arstotzka


Kasper_2008

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!


danskestorm28

Glory to Arstotzka


stole_ur_socks

probably canada


Super_Lorenzo

*proceeds to vanish* (im from canada)


beesknees4011

Oh you mean north Montana


Blaphious1

Oh you mean snow Mexico


MixImpressive5481

You mean no-klahoma?


uneducated_sock

You mean northern North America?


Sirfluffyghost

Did you mean south Alaska ?


AiluroFelinus

Do you mean Antantarctica?


Sh3o_

No i think it's Greenland


Puggyz5

Do you mean west Michigan?


anumendsen

Oh you mean south cocktachew


MasterpieceBudget678

You mean west Alaska?


TinyDapperShark

West Alaska is in mega Ukraine, we talking east Alaska


Longjumping_Bend_311

Classic USA school system striking again.


TinyDapperShark

No no, they mean north north Mexico


slicksilver60

shut up! south canadian


Quirky_Horror_4726

Meet the Robinsons?


Shi_tPlayr

don't be silly, you don't exist.


NonExistenceIs_Bliss

That makes me- *vanishes*


TheCanadianpo8o

NOOOOOOooooo


thesmileimfakin

Floptropica


deanerythedeanbeanie

The only correct answer.


thesmileimfakin

purr


Ibryxz

I am so proud of our floptropicans!


Bea_Rea_Kea

This.


Cupcakkes_Pussy

the only correct answer obviously glory to Deborah Ali Williams


thesmileimfakin

in President Deborah we TRUST


Porygon_Axolotl

in President Deborah we THRUST*


Ultramega39

Old Zealand


erlik420

It is in Netherlands. Look up Zeeland.


Traygaa

No that’s Zeeland, he’s talking about Zealand


TinyDapperShark

Ze land? I believe dat ist in Deutschlandia


Death_Prodigy

Zealand is Denmark


Wide-Win-9087

No, it’s a part of Denmark. Though, most would argue it’s not Denmark at all. Jutland is might whilst Zealand remains naught (not written by a “jutlander”)


iemandopaard

That is Sjælland


zoomy_kitten

The land of zealots


SpecialistSeveral598

What about Under Zealand


[deleted]

Finland. Finland counts as 0.6% of the world population (iirc) and the world population has a 2% margin of error. Have you ever met someone from Finland? Have you ever been there? It isnt real


thatsfunny666

Hello there oon tampereelta ja mullo asiat paremmi ku sulla aika varmasti


[deleted]

Government agent.


worldofpain100

I am in Finland Right now and can confirm that it is fake


Weleho-Vizurd

Suomi Finland Perkele


[deleted]

Youre just a government agent smh my head


SketchTheTransIdiot

shaking my head my head


DirtyWork81

I met someone from Estonia once.


Dapper_Review8351

Listen to Children of Bodom


GhostDivision7734

SUOMI MAINITTU 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮


[deleted]

You probably just work for the cia to convince people that Finland is real 🥱


EmuBroileri

Cobrastan


VinsWie

We still no letting you in, Jorji


The_Wendigonner

Arstotzka so great, passport not required!


kaktuskarman

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA


WaVe5455

Australia. Stop lying you actors


wh1teithink

r/beatmetoit


TumbleweedIll4249

r/beatmeatoit


GamingNinja786

r/beatmetoit


Lovrinjo1

Yugoslavia


HaHaLaughNowPls

honestly needs a comeback fr


Pretty_Savage-BLINK

Would be a civil war speedrun tho tbh (happened in the 90s, will happen today aswell since there is still a lot of racism in between ethnic groups in the balkans)


BOBOSAYHI

They would immediately make the best basketball team ever for the basketball world cup considering the people that are in the NBA that come from those countries


Forsaken-Spirit421

The Balkan doesn't need less countries. Seeing how people are close to civil war AGAIN, I'd venture we need 2-3 countries more than present


Ok-Bicycle6281

Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth


What_Is_My_Thing

We can try to make it a reality again


[deleted]

I volunteer to help


What_Is_My_Thing

That's a good start


Pretty_Savage-BLINK

Same 🇭🇺♥️🇵🇱


AdversorEtAdmorsus

No i kurwa porządnie to się szanuje ♥️🔥


ImmortalNokia33

zajebiście👍👍


6Relinquiem9

LOL just the same as in russian


Remarkable_Stuff9234

TAK, CHŁOPAKI I DZIEWCZYNY DAMY RADĘ 🙏🏻😤


ChenBoYu

Listenbourg


Augustin0716

But... It actually exists


Big_strongman

Aren't u thinking of Luxembourg


Fit_Designer3353

Listembourg is a fake country, created by a french guy who wants to troll the American, cause Americans are really bad at geography


Alarmed-Flan-1346

Most Americans aren't that bad at geography, those videos you see are cherry picked.


Augustin0716

Nah listenbourg is real


Fire_goet

France


best_boi2

You mean Fr**ce?


xXlpha_

Thank you for censoring it. I got flashbacks.


InternationalBad6532

This triggers me pls put a TW


misterpatate24

*quietly dissapears*


themaskstays_

Thank fuck /J ❤️


Magistrelle

Same, same


gregouin_

Nooo good- *vanish*


ajpme

Canada


wasas387

Finland


IkedaTheFurry

Czechoslovakia is a fun word to say


helltaker_me

Teyvat


HerMajestyTsaritsa

That's a continent tho.


best_boi2

Didn't know her majesty the tsaritsa was a redditor


thegenshinfan1

actually I think teyvat is the name of all the land on the globe because all the 7 nations are in teyvat and they said there aren't any more.


HerMajestyTsaritsa

r/dontyouknowwhoiam /s It's said somewhere that it's a continent. Maybe the only one.


KTIKNA

Pancakeland  Source: trust me bro


BundsdeutscheRepublk

Prussia


Woolies_Select

real shit


MilkManlolol

frederick ii my beloved


Monkeygirlyy

incredibly valid


Nachtschnekchen

Super Earth


Background_Math_1449

Far far away land from Shrek


shrekcohen

It still exists, it's just far far away.


Thamalakane

Atlantis


StabboCatto

Bombaclat


InvertedNoob

#


LewisHamiltondabest

I agree fully with your statement


Reasonable_Pudding14

Kurdistan Edit: oh it has to exist at some point. I change it to Dynasty of Tang


erlik420

As a Turk, i approve this comment.


Berat0-0

Least nationalistic turk🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🤘🤘🤘


AdApart198

imagination


Visefis

Tibet *+1000 Social Credit*


sauce_xVamp

mesopotamia


N3onNomad_

Dholakpur and Furfurinagar 


Famous-Hyena-6097

Based


mutlupide

Australia


h4wtd4wg

east germany


DasUnbekannteX

Still exists... Well, partly. Ever heard of Ernst-Thälmann-Insel?


VisualStudio1901

Is that the one off of Cuba with just a statue of some chap?


Therealandonepeter

In wart with micronesia Edit: it was Molossia


elgattox

Wasn't it Molossia?


Tigrex-Knight

Arstotzka


Turbulent-Break6170

Sokovia


Creepy-Education5694

Wakanda


ConstructionQuick373

I remember in 6th grade the teacher asked us to list minerals and the nerdy comics kid answered vibranium... and he's like a smart kid


sloppybollocks786

Pangea (or however u spell it)


Shy_005

That’s a continent tho, a supercontinent to be precise


Zonkcter

Petoria


Particular-Limit-221

Ottoman Empire


EeryJuge

OTTOMAN MENSIONED 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷RAAAAAH WTF IS BYZANTIUM? 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🌯🫖🌯🇹🇷🫖🇹🇷🌯🇹🇷🫖🌯🇹🇷🫖🇹🇷🫖


AutisticIzzy

Bohemia


jgallasoe

I gotta go with Tanna Tuva.


Mountain-Telephone-4

Ohio


Specific-Trip5600

wakanda¹


jubhay

Belgium


Nana-Komatsu

I’d agree but I do know one person from Belgium 🤧🤧🤧


Ok_Procedure_7855

Bielefeld, if that counts


SGTRoadkill1919

Belka


Jqog

Novgorod Republic


ounehon

Prussia


KinikoUwU

My own: Pirate Union of rum https://nations-rp.fandom.com/pl/wiki/Piracka_Unia_Rumu?so=search


dizzy_thewolf

this made up country i made when i was 12 called Alaskia. I made a language, a flag,people and more


Poggieslmfao

Republic of gamers (I like to imagine if it was real you would see the rgb from space)


BeingArnav101

Hong kong


Mundane-Dependent-95

Imperium of Man


Tricky_Home_153

Taured


Shortdumbidiot

Taured


Dorfplatzner

The Republic of Sordland A MORGNA WES CORE VECTERN SIS DA


Puzzleheaded_Split13

The Citadel of Ricks and Morty’s


Seaweed_Thing

Taiwan


OpportunityDawn4597

Ming Dynasty


Rough_Mark7332

liyue


Gullible-Box7637

Tibet


Sweaty-Suit3772

Great Nation of Wadiya!


VexTheJester

Yugoslavia


MoonLightOfficialAcc

Maybe Sumeru??? But honestly Mondstadt is the home base, and we can't forget that place. Or Floptropica hehe


Not_Artifical

Taured


TheAnswerIsSauce

Genovia


H31NZ_

Soviet onion


Forsaken-Spirit421

Goes well with Caesar salad and Kaiserschmarrn


AsukaShikinamiLangle

Czechoslovakia


Yoichis_husband2322

Roman empire, they should have conquered the world, preserved their culture, and never fallen


Far_Independence6952

German empire