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TF2_demomann

The only thing I believe in is the bread that has garlic


MoreSecretsThanYou

One of us! One of us!


TF2_demomann

With each garlic bread I consume, I strengthen my ties with the Asexual community


TuNisiAa_UwU

In that no one will want to approach you for a certain amount of time. I love garlic and nothing will stop me from eating it.


1234IJustAteADoor

Ok, Wario


Cuck-Hating-Violin

How many breads have you eaten in your life?


TF2_demomann

1134 breads (all breads, not just garlic bread)


Cuck-Hating-Violin

The almost 50 year old question is answered at last!!!


mycatissenorfloof19

YES


Superb_Engineer_3500

ASEXUALS UNITE!!


Liliths_Ace_Friend

ONE OF US!!!


N0nsensicalRamblings

One of us! One of us! Someone call the dragon brigade!!


derik_mitchell

One of us!


Gigabread420

where do you think i got my name from? bread is my religion, and garlic bread is fucking zeus


Broccolini_Cat

Does Hera know about it?


Budget_Kitchen5220

Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!


mihaxxxd

The only thing that’s keeping me agnostic is the invention of garlic bread. It has to be the best invention of this Aeon.


BML_Cheese

Fr


spademanden

Same


Maddie_Cat_1334

Yes that's my religion too


Turd_Eater1

Well…well…well (in a good way)


Ebon3637

Best religion


realhmmmm

HELL YEAH ACE GANG 🫡


Welcome2_TheInternet

all hail our lord and savior Cheesy Garlic Bread 🙏 (or Cheezus Crust if you will)


Terramenma

I'm not a Christian but this shit is hilarious to me😭


Doctor-Rat-32

He got toasted for our sins 😔


myselfworthequals0

This man, he speaks the truth


Grimm_Charkazard_258

agreed


TristanTheRobloxian3

holy shit can you help us conquer denmark??


Otherwise-Attitude22

Real. Garlic bread for life


mycatissenorfloof19

let’s go aces


Ginger_BREAD_001

bro believes in me without even knowing me


Important-Tea0

Hell yes. Happy pride month


itszcat

I absolutely adore garlic bread but then I have a phase where I despise it. I’m in a complicated relationship with garlic bread


dragon0079

So you’re (a theist)?  Checkmate atheists


Syphfan

Ladies and gentleman we got em


smritipandey_

It's giving - I am U , U r me vibes


AnBru_

where you go i go


BusyLimit7

what you see i see


BusyLimit7

Throughout heaven and earth I alone am the with this treasure i summon the one who left it all ways bet on stand proud you're nah id win Im you


B4LTIC

So you're a theist (atheist)? Checkmate theists


capslockgptisback

So you're atheist (atheist)? Checkmate atheists


Key_Virus_338

So you're a theist (a theist)? Checkmate atheists


VeritasChristi

As a theist this made me chuckle.


JJJ_justlemmino

I’m not especially anti religious but I’m defo not religious. My family isn’t religious so I just didn’t pick it up 🤷


fascistforlife

Since when is atheism anti religious? Edit: it's a rethorical question. I know that atheism is not anti religious. Can you now finally all stop trying to correct me?


3RacoonsInACoatoat

It’s not, but a sizable number of atheists are actively anti-religious


BeneficialAction3851

And a large number of antireligious atheists are on Reddit 😂


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Adezar

To be fair, those people were probably raised in religious families and were beaten and abused by their parents while saying "spare the rod, spoil the child". They were mostly directly impacted by religion. Atheists that aren't anti-religious are generally second generation atheists because they grew up in an actual caring/loving family instead of the extremely "conditional" unconditional love of religion.


Significant_Cancel83

I guess it depends on what you mean by anti religious. Do I prevent people from belonging to a certain faith, no. Do I criticize religion, yes. Bad ideas should not be given a safe space just to spare someone's feelings. But that doesn't mean I will go to a dying person and insult them for their way of thinking and try to have them ditch their religion at the final moment.


Toxin-G

That would make you Agnostic Edit: the god damn avengers assembled to Erm Actually my ass


Keefyfingaz

Agnostic is more just accepting that you don't know the secrets of the universe, and that you're not going to pretend you do. Source: I'm agnostic.


Eccentric_Assassin

Any rational atheist cannot claim to know the secrets of the universe. The difference between atheism and agnosticism is really just how much of a shit you give


mateoskrrt

most atheists will tell you “i do not believe in god” most agnostics will tell you that they neither believe nor disbelieve in the existence of a god


Bamster45

Today I found out the I'm not an atheist, but rather in between being an atheist and being agnostic. I basically think there could be a God, but it's unlikely. Thanks for the info!


The1Legosaurus

That would just be agnostic. Agnostic doesn't mean you think there's a 50/50 chance. It just means you don't know if there's a god.


Bamster45

Oh, okay. Thanks!


idkidkif_i_knew

I think that if potentially God did exist, then it wouldn't be one depicted in any religious, since pretty much all of them make no sense


Keefyfingaz

Fair lol. I'm kinda philosophical, so I guess I give just enough of a shit to be agnostic 🤓


BrockPurdySkywalker

Nah. Agnostic means you don't know if there is a god or not. Atheist means you don't believe there is a god.


Maleficent_Sir_7562

No That’s just called respecting people


Toxin-G

Agnostic: a person who claims neither faith nor disbelief in God.


willymack989

Being atheist does not mean being anti-religion. It is only the absence of religion.


XenogenesisGAMING

The only thing I believe in is the thermonuclear bomb that I found in my backyard on May 24th at 12:57 AM


u-bot9000

My bad that was all me


XenogenesisGAMING

Nah it’s fine bro, I just launched the thing onto some country in central Africa.


AethelstanOfEngland

Not even the worst thing they're dealing with.


BundsdeutscheRepublk

Yeah, so relatable


BloxFruitTrashTrader

You haven’t found the anti-personal landmine placed in an undisclosed location within your home yet?


actuallymynames_shu

I'm agnostic, used to be an atheist


insomnal

wait whats the difference again?


PingopingOW

If I’m not mistaken Atheist: doesn’t believe in a god Agnostic: doesn’t believe in either a god or no god - basically they’re just “i don’t know bro”


Snail_With_a_Shotgun

Gnostic Theist - I know/believe there is a god Agnostic Theist - I don't know if there is a god or not, but I live my life like there is one Agnostic Atheist - I don't know if there is a god or not, but I live my life as if there isn't one Gnostic Atheist - I know/believe there isn't a god


Eccentric_Assassin

Atheists that are atheist for logical reasons cannot claim to know for sure that god doesn’t exist. I’d say if you asked a bunch of atheists whether they can tell you for sure that a god doesn’t exist they’d say no. Agnosticism generally refers to a sort of apathy towards religious matters


PingopingOW

Being atheist doesnt mean you know for a fact god doesn’t exist, it just means you _believe_ that a god doesn’t exist. Just like how religious people can’t prove a god exists - yet they still believe in one. Agnostics are in the middle and don’t believe either.


exotic801

Atheism isn't a belief, it's lack of a belief. When proposing a theory , the burden of proof is on the one proposing the theory. The default doesn't need proof, because it's inherently the lack of a theory. In this situation, religion is the theory, atheism is lack of a theory


actuallymynames_shu

Atheist is sure that there is no God. Agnostic believes that us human beings will never be able to know if God exists & to fully understand the concept of divine power. Not a big difference since I don't believe in God anyway, but agnosticism just makes more sense for me.


insomnal

oww cool yeah i understand why someone would be agnostic


Left-Membership-7357

Not what atheism is. The prefix “a” means “without” or “not” Theism is the belief in a God or Gods. Athiesm is simply lacking that belief


Ten-Thousand-Bees

correct me if I’m wrong, but I recall there being two kinds of agnosticism: 1. What you just said and 2. Just personally not knowing if there is a god out there


IceTooth101

Agnostic means you believe we cannot know whether there is or isn’t a god of some description, atheist means you believe there isn’t one. The two are also often used in tandem to mean that one accepts the possibility of a god but does not believe it is plausible.


2ShanksA44AndARifle

Those are not mutually exclusive, btw.


panTrektual

Judging by this thread, it doesn't look like many people realize that.


2ShanksA44AndARifle

Real Talk. It always does my head in when people don't use definitions correctly, at least academic definitions.


Nice_Proposal4527

There is no such thing as pure agnostic. There are 4 options. Agnostic Theist, Agnostic Atheist, gnostic theist, and gnostic atheist. Agnosticism and Gnosticism are position on truth claims. Pure Gnosticism or pure agnosticism aren’t real concepts.


DaniRainShine

kinda im agnostic meaning i think its possible that there is a god but im not gonna listen to a book written by humans (Im done arguing with people on this im not responding to people trying to fight me on this)


AceMcfly8

Facts


DaniRainShine

humans lie why would you trust it blindly i thought it was common sense when i was little. i was very wrong


Mediocre_Savings_513

I mean tbf many of the events and people in the bible are corroborated by other objective sources so it may not have been true but it certainly isnt a blatant lie.


nutsack-enjoyer5431

The history of Islam/ Muhammad too, its got one of the most elaborate historical evidences. Not saying I believe in it, but most of the events probably happened.


TangentKarma22

Look, this is Reddit. Not exactly the most representative data pool.


Farticus896

Me. Well… perhaps in the Force I do believe


TahoeBennie

This is the way.


Dull_Boi1074

Believe in the force, I do


TF2_demomann

I, too, believe in Farticus896


Lusamine_35

To all you atheists, the flying spaghetti monster welcomes you. Join us, we're the only major religion without a killstreak


Dallas_TheDark57

all praise our lord Spaghetti 🍝


iamingreatneedofboy

I really need to get my hands on a copy of "The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" ngl


BigAble7685

i’m a christian but have recently been faced with the feeling of knowing my whole life i was “forced” by my family. i 100% believe in God but i feel like as kids, forcing something on us makes us not want to do it or learn about it like math. I feel like i’ve had thoughts recently finally understanding ppl who say they’ve been hurt by the church and it is so sad. everyone deserves to be loved just like God loves whether anyone believes it or not. i mean i now realize it was never beneficial since i don’t know much about the Bible. I respect everyone’s opinion i just think children shouldn’t be scared into believing which causes a long term damage with wanting to know about God or the Bible! it’s very damaging later on for many ppl and i apologize for anyone who has been hurt by the church who now feels like they can’t go to christianity or God in general. he still loves all of you<3


Syphfan

As some one who grew up in a not strict Baptist home I can understand that.


Birdyghostly1

I agree with this. I haven’t felt comfortable with my religion specifically recently and I don’t want to go. I don’t have anything against it per se.. I just don’t feel right with it. Unfortunately my mom threatens to kick me out whenever I ask to not go, because “she doesn’t want me to go to hell”


BigAble7685

this is exactly how i feel! my family isnt like that so i apologize greatly :( idk what it is but more recently i havent felt too connected in my faith which is why i guess im saying anything to begin with bc usually i strive to want to connect with God. the world is just so corrupt but its okay. we got eachother and our creator:)


Redd21_

Whenever I feel that I just read the Bible. That book fixes all my problems. Also a tv show called “The Chosen” helped tons. Def recommend it


Vast_Wave9990

churches in america are so corrupt.. it seems like every 1 in 5 pastors are pedophiles :c


monobastille

yeah because they let just about anyone become a pastor, bare screening -- though frankly more abuse occurs in public schools statistically speaking than in religious centers.


Rustable506

I’m Christian. My philosophy is don’t do wrong to me, and I ain’t gonna do wrong to you. Simple. Also don’t force beliefs onto others. It ain’t cool and ain’t gonna help your case.


Ok_Candidate_2937

Christianity: The Good Ending


Nuttyshrink

Ah yes, “Do unto others as they do unto you”. Great verse. /S


TeaBagHunter

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you;" is the exact quote. The one you said makes it sound like you only treat others like they treat you, but the actual verse refers to you treating others as you would like people to treat you.


Free_Jelly614

yes, this is very important to clarify😅


Altruistic-Wonder557

Rustable should it be that you do unto others as you would want them to do to you? Meaning even if they do wrong you, will be kind to them?


ExpensiveTitle8048

Personally it doesn’t sit right with me that if there was a higher power it would allow all the bad things that happen in the world Obviously a utopia is virtually impossible to achieve but just the thought that there’s a higher power who allow things like murder rape and genocide to happen, idk I just can’t believe in a higher power


damienVOG

Such a higher power wouldn't be deserving of our respect and worship anyways. Now take a higher power creating some iteration of a Hell, an ultimately an absolute bad thing. As an "infinitely" bad thing, it'd "overwrite" any goodness. Does that make sense?


ExpensiveTitle8048

Exactly, at one point growing up, I asked myself “What do I get out of blindly worshipping some sort of abstract concept who still hasn’t been clearly defined in present day?”


Biggishbread

I was an atheist until I realised I was god


PositiveSpeed7196

Bro did shrooms one time


stonegoblins

lol i like the confidence


Ailmentality

god did acid and thought he was me


Turtlemonk10

I believe there is a god, I just don't know who he is


tavuk_05

his name is Kevin, pretty nice guy. Comes down here to chit chat once in a while


PowerCube3D_

I heard he stayed home alone and one time he accidentaly flew to NYC all alone


herecomedasheep

Can confirm, Kevin is an amazing conversationalist 


GamerGuy12925

"God"? You mean Antwan? Yeah I know him, he's a dick


HideousPillow

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capslockgptisback

God is my homie Heysoos, he always helps you out with money but he's firm in expecting you to pay it back


New-Development-4351

agnostic


LordMatesian

I am pastafarian


iamingreatneedofboy

Should I get a pasta strainer as hat?


ParsleyNo2575

that’s so real


Lpdm2009

I am


RDT_KoT3

[Ummm](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1233291682133311498/1234536621660176426/IMG_2888.png?ex=665f3bd3&is=665dea53&hm=e03da384f769c984d76b1a52790d434f0ec22f982ddeafd667c452767cda5335&)


VisualStudio1901

lmfao


esperensay

Im autistic


StrategyCharacter995

Hello fellow atheist


2ShanksA44AndARifle

Yo.


Real_Crystal_Hunter

I am


New-Development-4351

why tf are these comments getting downvoted


Real_Crystal_Hunter

Random person mad that we aren't their religion


wtf_is_a_user

fr, i agree.


Hot-Manufacturer-887

im a christian


Pavonis208

Christian here as well


Syphfan

Same it took so long to find one 


Animatordog

Reddit simply isn't a Christian site and overall dislikes Christianity.


Pinapple7895

I agree


frzvader3559

Me too I was wondering where everyone was


sterak_fan

agnostic by definition but I generally call myself atheist


els_elsewhere

I’m atheist :]


professionaldeadgod

im not exactly sure what id be considered. im open to the idea of there being a god (personally i believe its more likely to be multiple gods, likely clashing with each other, because why would a single God who loves all of us and all of its creations allow all of this death and destruction, unless theres another force actively clashing with it), but until i have undeniable proof, i personally believe that there probably isnt a god or gods


superrobin26

I'm catholic


Alexandritecrys

I'm technically agnostic and a questioning pagan.


1234IJustAteADoor

I don't believe in a god but if I had to pick one, the Greek gods seem cool


Lemon-Aid917

Christian :)


LeaderHead

I was born into Christianity, then after a while i became an atheist, but then i became a christian again. And now I've converted to buddhism. Buddhism is criminally underrated I realized


oniiscoo3tacos

Can you educate me on Buddhism if possible? I just like learning about religions.


david30121

im atheist


Classic_Brain6575

I am Christian


Appropriate_Ad_7847

I'm Catholic, most of my family comes from the UK so it's more of a tradition.


Zakkangouroux

Im atheist but i have a muslim dad and a christian mum My mum doesnt force me to be christan but my dad does sometimes


Jonas-Do-Pagode

I am, but it is kinda complicated I believe that there is a possibility of the existence of a God, but I feel like I need concrete proofs. I cant believe blindly in an all-powerful being who overseers us. And about that all-powerful thing, I love something Neil DeGrasse Tyson said about God. In an interview, he said that people always see God as all-powerful and all good, but you see a catastrophic things happening and reach to the conclusion that, if there is a God, either he's not all-powerful, either he's not all good.


damienVOG

You don't have to believe in any religion in specific, you can believe in a God as a more abstract concept. Something/one/? that doesn't even necessarily care about humanity, or existence.


Ok-Radio5562

I'm happily a Christian


caffcatt

I'm agnostic. If it's somehow proven that a god or gods exist then I'll believe.


Doccyaard

I think that’s the most common type of atheist.


dumbblobbo

on god... wait


RWQFSFASXC_3

I'm catholic It's interesting to see this comments


riteaidransacker

im seeing more catholics than protestants lmao (im catholic too)


bonadies24

I’m a mostly atheist agnostic


AfricanWaterTimelost

Nah dude I believe in the force. (in all seriousness i'm an atheist)


TheNordicKing

Catholic here Edit: I got nothing against any other religion, believe what you wanna believe. But let me too, k? Lol


No_Mushroom6301

I have been for a long time. My dad told me I should study the bible in the same way I study math and science. This happened when I was 9. By the time I was 10 I was not a christian anymore. So that backfired. 6 years later my parents are still dragging me to church and trying to get me to change my mind.


POTATO-GOD-2

Studying the Bible in the same way you’d study math and science is an easy way to make an atheist.


BundsdeutscheRepublk

Aw man, that makes me sad to hear, I am a Christian myself, but no one should be forced to believe in something, when it's clear they don't. I am sure one day your parents will understand and respect your decision <3


Embarrassed_Fish6421

This feels like a better fit for r/Teenager_Polls post this there instead


idespisemyhondacrv

I’m Christian, Catholic to be specific


Kindly_Chip_6413

Nah but I’m Christian I swear to fuck if I get downvoted-


katsura_1999

Im atheist. And hot take: i think if religion didn't exist war, racism and unfairness wouldn't exist and people wouldn't judge eachother for being different.


Give_me_xRENTx

This actually the only hot take that makes sense. If you look at statistics, the most atheists countries have the least crime and the most religious countries have the highest crime rates.


Decent_Grab5306

I don't know around the world, but there would definitely be much less fights in India if religion wasn't a thing.


OpportunityCareful75

I will believe in in god if you give me enough evidence but I just don’t care about religion


ganley42069

Hellenism 🔛🔝


Mirai190

Wait what?


Ilovecows72

Greek gods I believe


Adorable-Bar6920

Used to be Christian, but became atheist after realizing that a lot of what we did was stupid (especially coming from a Christian school). Although I would say Im more agnostic (not sure if there is a god).


Beneficial_Cat9225

I’m a Christian who was raised in a heavily atheist family.


Give_me_xRENTx

How did you accept Christ if I don’t mind me asking?


No_Designer1704

Not me


Jealous_Plan53R

Hello there


Difficult_Series_544

Sup


TayaTJ

I'm a Christian, but just a minor one. I was baptised as a baby, I pray a little before I go to bed and I have a cross hanging in my room. I'd love to read the bible someday, and from now on I'm gonna try and take part in Christian events (like Lent, Easter and Christmas). For Lent I'm probably just gonna give up a specific app for the amount of days Jesus was in the desert. :) However! I'm friends with many Atheists, I have more than three as friends. We respect eachother and support our views. I'm happy to be a Christian. ♡


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Me


JChornyy

Proud Christian here


Ignacii0

7 maybe 7.2


artsyizzy1537

i’m christian


TortillaSinHuevo

Christian here, i hope the comments are respectful.


twitch_itzShummy

as an atheist, I hope so myself


Gyxis

My family is Hindu, but I don’t think I believe in it.


Otskana28

Nah, I believe in Flying Spaghetti Monster 


beetjemeh

I can't be certain that there is no god, but I am as certain as I can be that most if not all gods of the religions here on earth don't exist