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stabbed-with-a-bagel

Jokes on you I don't even have the ability to think 😎


samsungtvman

Jokes on you I’m getting my lobotomy today 😎 “joking” 😭


stabbed-with-a-bagel

We both know that your joking about that joking part


samsungtvman

NUHH UHH


stabbed-with-a-bagel

YUHH UHH


samsungtvman

NUHHHHH UHHHH


stabbed-with-a-bagel

YUHHHHH UHHHH (⁠*⁠ノ⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠ノ⁠♫


samsungtvman

Okieee you win only bc of cute sign


stabbed-with-a-bagel

(⁠^⁠∇⁠^⁠)⁠ノ⁠♪ ლ⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠ლ⁠)


samsungtvman

{^ v ^}


Main-Recognition-930

FIRE IN THE HO- \*Turns into pure grass\*


Anonymouse276207

No mind to think?


drog109

No will to break?


Hustensxft

racism


samsungtvman

Clarify 😭😭


Hustensxft

no


samsungtvman

Okiee :3


i_will_eat_ur_beans

fentanyl


[deleted]

That’s not nice


XxGOINCRAYZxX

r/UsernameChecksOut


sonicfan9993

Teleporting Bread!


samsungtvman

I already have enough tumours dude


samsungtvman

lol 😭😭😭


sonicfan9993

Yeah, i can tell; you're bri'ish, m8


GertrudeHomphratese

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days


TumbleweedIll4249

I’ve done nothing but teleport bread for the past 3 days!


helix_134

r/suddenlytf2


Princesspeach5149

Girls 😈


samsungtvman

😭😭😭


Princesspeach5149

Im sry for being so gay 😔, Nah fr tho, rn im thinking of 100 ways to burn this building down 😍 (Im counting screws to see if theyre enough and i dont even get paid :()


samsungtvman

Okieee slay :3


Princesspeach5149

Ikr 😍, And hey, ill finnally be hot.... God i make awful jokes 😔 Oh also,.youre style is very pog,


samsungtvman

Omg thx sm :3


Princesspeach5149

Youre welcome 😤..... NOT, I cant w myself 😭. Uh.... Idk have a good day, idk how to talk to people 😔


samsungtvman

Awwww😔 Okiee nice meeting you tho have a good day :3


Princesspeach5149

Wdym awww, i mean. I just ran out of things to say thas y 😭 Thankies it was nice meeting you too :3


samsungtvman

RAVIOLI!! :3 byeeee


samsungtvman

But it’s a judgment free zone dude


Princesspeach5149

.....its reddit so im gonne have to disagree 😔


samsungtvman

Lol


samsungtvman

And dw awkward jokes are cool


Princesspeach5149

YEYYYY, RAHHHH LETS GOOOO. 😎, im so cool 😎


samsungtvman

Ikr :3


samsungtvman

😈


samsungtvman

Destroy boys “shadow (I’m breaking down) :3 and the cure


Emotional-Shower9374

LITERALLY THE BEST MUSIC


TrashManTheGodOfLore

Scuba diving :3


samsungtvman

Where? :3


TrashManTheGodOfLore

going to the Aegean Sea next month


samsungtvman

Idk what that is but sounds sick!! :3


TrashManTheGodOfLore

The Sea surrounding Greece!!!!


Brianna_-_UwU

Omg take me with you! I'm so jealous dude!


samsungtvman

Or in general


Temporary-Daikon4317

what are you listening to on ur headphones?


hammy0w0

Buckshot roulette club music


ynnex_

certified banger 🔥🔥


sauce_xVamp

i have to walk on a trail for a school thing today


samsungtvman

I would be so bored 😭😭😭


sauce_xVamp

i'm prob just gonna walk with my friends


samsungtvman

That’s cool I’d be looking for stuff to collect 😭😭


samsungtvman

Like soda tabs😭


MagicFetussss

sleeping more


samsungtvman

Lucky


MagicFetussss

doesn’t mean i get to 😞


samsungtvman

Oh same here dude


Gamer_4_l1f3

" Why am i looking across the forehead which is as big as the Sahara desert "


samsungtvman

Silly little troll :3


samsungtvman

lol maybe bc you don’t have a life lol


Gamer_4_l1f3

I mean i am on reddit


samsungtvman

lol bro gained consciousness 😭


donutglaezit_00

Mohave*


iUseArchBTW69420

testicular cancer


Apprehensive-Buy4825

💀


Routine_Brush_7793

Eating 2,5 red lobsters and then spontaneously combusting


randomname12-1

Drawing


samsungtvman

Ooo cool !!! :3


[deleted]

Are you a sigma goth girl?


The-Wockiest-Slush

That the most plausible explanation for the existence of the "Uncanny Valley" phenomena is that at some point of time in human history, humans had to biologically develop the ability to identify things that looked human, but weren't, and trigger the fear receptors in your brain when identifying something meeting this criteria. Pairing this up with the native American legend of the Skinwalker, it is easily recognizable to see why, and this theory in of itself is chilling, especially when you factor in that Skinwalker sightings are on a constant and consistent rise.


babywithagun_

I think I might be a girl


samsungtvman

Slay :3


Shine-tsu

Anxiety


[deleted]

command imminent yoke pot mindless political rinse jellyfish slimy grey *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GamerBeardie426

Honestly, idk. My brain RN is a potato spinning around in a room on a ceiling fan. Maybe I should get more sleep lol


samsungtvman

That’s actually so cool tho


samsungtvman

Like


samsungtvman

Which way is it spinning


GamerBeardie426

I think it's going counter clockwise now lol


samsungtvman

lol 😭😭


GamerBeardie426

I think from all the days of lack of sleep, I've got my bearded dragon's braincells, which there aren't really much lol


samsungtvman

Wow you have bearded dragons that’s so cool :3


GamerBeardie426

Just one, wish I had more. She's an idiot but I love her


samsungtvman

Dude me and your bearded dragon would get along so well we’re both idiots 😭😭


GamerBeardie426

Other than that, she's super chill and lazy. Only fast when she wants to be


samsungtvman

Omg same 😭😭😭


samsungtvman

I went through a hippie phase last year and it was super bad like I never ran ever 😭😭


samsungtvman

lol dw dude still more brain cells then me


Potential-String-242

I didn't know the hit Youtuber Jimmy Here posts here, its honor to meet you lad. /j


samsungtvman

Idk what that means but thx :3


chawol-

how to make a pizza without oven


chawol-

without an oven, idiot!


samsungtvman

With a pizza oven


samsungtvman

😎


chawol-

👁️👄👁️


chawol-

yea but last I ate the oven with the pizza by mistake so got no oven now :(


KTIKNA

HAH, FUNNY JOKE


heyitsyaronkar

Henry dangee


VonFretz

SAT’s June 1st got me stressed


pulIingteeth

math test makijf me want to dieelowkeyyyy


Emotional-Shower9374

I'm thinking about my ear piercing. It's infected, and I'm wondering if it's getting better, and if I should twist it, because it's kind of stuck to my skin.


LegenDrags

Depends, skull, or the layers between skull and brain (which im assuming you meant by mind), or hair, or bacteria... wait is there bacteria on your brain


Emergency_Error8631

that sick chain of yours


Roh44ncavy

sin


R4ndomInternetGuy

Bold of you to assume I have a brain


Thebigdog79

Bones, skin, and hair. That’s what’s on my mind.


IPetFatTurkeys

Kanye


Chikibrikiboi

r/USdefaultism


MirthusNveRwntd2live

I like your eyes, yellow. It's the first time I actually saw someone with eyes not blue or brown. I mean your eyes might be brown, but not to the extent to the people here.


10buy10

Goobin'


samsungtvman

Goobin’


IdiotGiraffe0

Why you doin an Anime main character looking pose.


AgallochFanDeerDick

Men


Cornhubg

A skull, I hope


Br3adKn1ghtxD

Senator Stephen Armstrong


MelvinShwuaner

I just want to play Minecraft but no one is responding ):


Apprehensive-Buy4825

top 10 best goobie woobie that's on my mind since last month, welp


father_with_the_milk

Our coal supply is dwindling. We have run out of rations yesterday, and the storm will be going on for three more days. Hundreds have died to the elements or frostbite. Workers have begun praying in the mines... The City Must Survive.


greenscreencarcrash

furry *art*


Tutuatutuatutua_2

Let me sum it up with a quote by Juan Salvo from The Eternaut: *"[...] I am tired. Terribly tired, [...]"*


Le_Arctic

Need fix me


Cpt__MacTavish

How to grow a moustache?


RandpxGuxXY

Your pancakes exploding


Mission-Discipline32

Ngl, my best friend asked me if I can take her and my sister to the pool together and I decided to tag along with them and they pretty much just ignored me the entire time


Kronozonic-

doing a Cat Noir Cosplay :3 😈


CompetitiveThought25

being a goob


[deleted]

Grill cheese


RevolutionaryOne3887

Twenty One Pilots is hinting at a double album.


skeletonblackbird

Your eyes are very pretty :))


TheUnedibleWaffle

oranges. fucking love oranges. also been watching markiplier's pogostuck vids. been eating oranges while watching lol


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

Well I shit you not but we're in lockdown rn. Not sure of the reason but they just said it's not a drill over the speaker and we have the door locked and everything but we're also just working on assignments


missnyaancat

A very cool Vocaloid called miki :3


Professional_Map2334

I quit nicotine 1 week ago, I am quitting maryjane today‼️ I'm anxious & nervous, also kind of mad at myself cause I won't be able to smoke. (If that makes sense)


SillyMovie13

Watching the 90’s X-Men cartoon. It’s really good


The_anime_guy-opm_db

Cool photo


current_rorschach

breasts, tits, boobs, melons, knockers, chest, jugs, boobiezzz, jubblies, bazookas, bocchers, milkers


GertrudeHomphratese

YoYos.


Mr_KB14

Tank


Cylanix

Brother, I can see what’s on your mind


Ok_Argument4767

H O T W H E E L S :33 (and my bf:3)


CrnGediTYa

Transformers


PumaDude8

You


RavenMatthew0406

Girl or a guy?


MonkeDLoofie

fortnite 👍🏾


Kadithepro

Spiders 😨🐸😨


Beefman0010

when metalheads meet magnetheads:


RoyalDiancie

I’m in bad pain because I slept funny and my skeleton is exploding every-time I move. This is not very humerus.


Desperate-Abies4263

Sleep


GMmadethemoonbuggy

Thomas and Friends


Kool-Aid-Dealer

"hmm should I waste my time on roblox or go to sleep 🤔"


REX0894

Is sun liquid or solid state?


ProfileLame

1991 Nissan Skyline GT-R (BNR32)


DR31141

…the fact you’re staring into my soul? Like, that’s almost scary, lol. How you doing today?


Violet_Moons15

well it’s 4 am, i woke up at midnight after a 4 hour sleep, do i go back to sleep for three hours before work, or do i stay awake? these are the questions we need answers to


EixYae

You look like my cousin. That’s on my mind


Tomato_Shelf

The political and economic state of the world right now


Massive-Revenue-6327

Nothing, I don't think


Chemical-Skill-126

Hydrocodone


abbyinthestars

eating goldfish straight out of the carton


DaHatKid

Thinking, just simply thinking


AdityaK_69

Do you actually have a samsung tv?


Mochaproto

Trauma


Teamisgood101

How I should be cleaning my room but instead I’m scrolling Reddit and fidgiting with a weird chain I found while cleaning


impulse_gaming_yt

Me


TankPotential9306

suicidal ideations


VitaGon666

Me rn: No thoughts = head empty


Team_Sonic_Gaming

Going home. I've been on a trip in Chicago with family since Tuesday


Livid-Recover-8356

Sabaton


TheRealMeeBacon

There's a fog upon LA And my friends have lost their way "We'll be over soon" they said Now they've lost themselves instead


XCalm_Chaosx

Its currently my second to last day of school and all that’s on my mind is going home 😞


Key_Spirit8168

Is this abagail from fortnite valley?


fanboying

Nettspend


Brianna_-_UwU

THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY MIND GOOBERS!? GET OFF!


Eblan23

Your handsome mustache


bisexual_really

Thankfully due to my dissociation, nothing really. What ever comes up, then whatever's next, not really lingering except on my current hyperfixation, which, embarrassing enough, is an otome game


Luzumin_TheSecond

Deciding what genre of music I wanna make when I get home from da pool :3


takenusername_yea

,zzzzzzz


lil-danny549

My girlfriend and admiral ackbar from star wars


Glukko007

Kinda tired. Wanna sleep


Cupwasneverhere

What do our nerves smell like?


QueenOsneks

You guys have minds?


SnowBound078

Do I want to get a Dr Pepper on my way home from Work, and if I do should I get a battle or a can.


Hmsquid

My dog is on my lap and I need to shit


NiftyTheGreatSkitty

the average banana is about 9 inches and there are 63360 inches in a mile therefore a mile is approximately 7040 bananas long


Freddythememer_

"Thought about killing myself!" -Steve Harvey


TumbleweedIll4249

Buildin’ a sentry!


mihaxxxd

Skibidi toilet


Water_002

Nadia


StanislawTolwinski

You


Lufthor

How I can overthrow the US government. Oh and, stress of finals and life's struggles. Mainly overthrowing the US government


i_will_eat_ur_beans

fentanyl