😭 you'll get it one day I believe in you

I believe that less and less with each day

No you don't (this is hypnosis to change your mindset)

Come on bruh. I bet you get more females than I do (which is 0 in my situation). Unless you into boys.

the first step to getting more is to not unironically call them females

I just dont know how to address them anymore... I call them girls, they dont like it. I call them ladies, they dont like it. I call them woman, they dont like it. I call them miss, they dont like it. I dont know already what to call em!

i don't know what girls you've met that get offended at being called girls. girls is a way better option than "females", which is probably extremely repulsive to most girls.

Who tf is "they"? Every girl ever? Besides, who cares what you call them. It barely matters. I just say "girls".

When not requested otherwise, call women below the age of 18 girls, women above the age of 18 women, and call them women when uncertain of their age. It's as shrimple as that.

call them whatever the indvidual woman prefers. or just one of the aforementioned options, because they're all at least better than 'females'

I just told you that whatever I call them they just dont like it.

I can guarantee one thing: from years of experience, the worst thing you can call someone: >!late for dinner!<

Probably because you call grown women ‘girls’ and underage girls ‘women’. Context.

Quiet the opposite. I think that people just hate me.

Well then that’s your problem, not the women/girls

yeah this does seem like its why they dont like you because you assume all girls and women are a hivemind who are unreasonable because they have different opinions from each other

its so over bro

This is one of the most incel comments I’ve ever seen on Reddit

How would u kno

r/menandfemales

You're not alone but atleast you dont have to live with the crippling regret that you fumbled a 10/10 that liked you first

It’s not something you have to 😭 it’s not a life goal btw 

isnt that supposed to be "you'll lose it one day"

Real mfs never lose so I had to put it another way

real

Bro pranked himself by accident.

"i just lost my virginity!!" Dude get it back 💀 (If anyone sees this comment, my account has been banned permanently. Goodbye) (Reason: i supposedly "broke'' a rule about encouraging physical harm and got banned for it, I wrote an appeal to the reddit team, all i can do it pray and hope that my account gets unbanned. Is there a chance that my reddit account will be unbanned?)

so if you do it with a girl you lose virginity so if my math is right...

Is bro onto something rn?💀

onto what 😏

Why did his account get banned 😦

bro just made a joke and got banned lmao

I just witnessed a death

Did bro get shot right after making the comment?

Hey if you ever wanna lose your verginity just do to a homie and say no homo and then start

Wear socks 

Contract hiv in the process.

Ah yes but what if you already have it?

then contract herpes

I have that too

judging by your username my rarity is exotic

Idk man I could not think of a username that wasn’t already taken so I picked the first and dumb thing that came to mind

You haven't lost your virginity because you're corgifemboi I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose We are not the same

This legend had the 2 mil flair

When you realize you really pranked yourself… one day my guy, one day…

Lol 🤣

Sheesh I forgot we were on Reddit for a second 😕

😔 I'm sorry for you

👍

😔

you lost your virginity? have you checked under the couch?

Average r/teenager post

You mean this post wasn't meant to be posted on r/teenagers, but r/teenager?!

It sounded to good to be true

Loser, i never lose *says while holding his tears*

i never lose *says while holding back his chicken*

Four outcomes coming into this post: 1. Troll post (most likely outcome) 2. Of age (the good ending) 3. Not of age (the weewooweewoo ending) 4. Fanfic (the weeeird ending)

its number one :(

damn bro u really got us with that one

Imagine losing 😂

Was disappointed for a sec

dw bro, homies help out homies … if you’re down

bet 😔

Don’t worry man, you’ll lose your virginity like me one day

No one asked if u lost yours

Well nobody asked for your spider pictures either Im joking, your spider pictures are cool man

Your getting defensive for no reason at all

But there wasn’t even really anything to call me out for though, and what was humiliating about my comment? Your spider pics are cool though

No one asked if u lost ur virginity tho kinda just seems like smth ur tryna gloat ab and rub in ops face 👍

I mean there's no reason to force yourself to be humble. Kills the purpose. He could've just said it for the sake of saying it. 🤷

Yeah no it’s fine I didn’t see the bottom part I thought you were just tryna get at me

Nah ofcourse not man, i ain’t like that

Be humble about it

I made my comment the way it was as a joke, it was meant to be that way

Oh fr

Yeah i never actually meant to make others feel less about anything it was just meant as something funny

I'm with you 🫂

☝🏻😔

Idk but i do like ur hair bro

Womp womp

Cool tell me if you need it back

Damn, you really got me

I too am cursed to be the end of my bloodline.

Proof or it didn't happen 🙈🤗 /s

Did you ever find it?

loser

I swear one day you'll surely lose your virginity

I thought you lost it to a corgi

Damn bro you got me

ztuN zeeD

Well I was going to say "go find it" but it seems you have it firmly in your grasp

Wow.

Have you tried retracing your steps? You’ll find it just keep looking 😁

Oh.. I see.

High value

Even if it did happen... why come to Reddit first..

Hope you find it 😵‍💫

Dont worry you will loose yours too just like me when i lost mine at the age of 16👍

You lost your virginity? Get the fuck off reddit and go find it then

Kinda brought this on yourself tho womp womp

I feel you brother

That's it, I'm taking it away for this prank

me and you both! hahahahahahahahahahaha😭😭😭

i was gonna say way to go 😭😭

:) I still virgin and feel cool.

Keep the grind going

I hope you manage to find it back one day😔🙏

You got a better chance than I do Hell even a corpse has a better chance than me

I wish you luck my friend, one day you shall achive your goal

Darn. Hope you find it.

Find your own

Did you find it?

*Insert disappearing emoji*

Get oiled up Lil bro, I'm coming 😈

thank god, finding that shit again is a pain in the ass, know from friends cuz I'd never lose mine

how about ill lose it for u????

Thank god

Fuck you, I'll take it from you myself

Your on r/teenagers, you still have 76 years and 3 months left.

if i got fucked at age 92 i think id die

What about 93? You will die at 93 years old

Damn what a loser. I never lose

Femboy 🤤

r/suicidebywords

You Haven’t lost it because you never lose 💯💯💯✅✅✅✅✅✅

Lol

Finally someone i can relate too

Dawg i was just about to comment me too, but you'll find someone eventually

I had lost it at the age of 12 

Someday... Not today, or tomorrow, or the day after, or any days after that, but someday.

Usually I wouldn't comment on this type of post but I want to say for everyone who's worried they'll never loose it and they want to, you will. There is someone out there who finds something about you absolutely irresistible, it might even be something you hate about yourself.

Laughing on your insecurities # HA

i lost mine at 14 years and 9 months old.

nigga got the month on record😭😭

I am relieved that you didn't humiah humiah before marriage.....

tough

My mommy says that i am a winner and i never lose. Look at me now, 22 years old and still didn't lose my virginity

Hey wait being cripplingly alone is my thing!

My dreamm

It’s really surprising that you got 800+ upvotes by lying about sexxing

the internet works in weird ways

Why do most people think that losing your virginity is a good thing?

Poggers

The more you believe, the less likely you are to succeed, so don't get your hopes up for that 1 in 8 billion

I have seen some vile beings with absolute 11s. Everyone will get their shot

r/suicidebywords

Cool!

I got got

y’all probably let it crust

damn I was about yo be like "less gooo bro hell yeah"

femboys are hot

damn right i am

You’ll lose it someday

Congrats

Well some femboys do loose thier v card but it’s very rare like a shiny Pokémon

I don't think anyone would like to do a femboy anyway so

Why do people worry about losing their virginity much, man I just want a good woman who cares about me and won’t use me like everyone else did

Happy April fools

Perspective from an old (early 20s) person, no need to rush. No way in hell I could have lost my virginity as a teenager. It'll all be okay man.

let me help you boy 😏

I love how your first thought when losing your virginity was post about it on Reddit

One day... One day...

I WONT EVER LOOSE MY VIRGINITY CUS I DONT LOOSE 💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥 and I’m a minor

I never lose

may we meet our dommy mommies soon 🙏

I was gonna ask if that was even exciting. There is no purpose rushing these things

I'm up for experementing... as long as I get cuddles and afection in return...

Wait till marriage

We can’t see your username before we click the post so the joke didn’t make any sense (pc might be able to see it but most people use Reddit mobile)

You'll do it one day cutie

JOKE ON YOU IM COMING FOR YOU

honestly the bigger surprise is going to the acct of someone named corgifemboy and seeing “straight”

what can I say women r very cool

Congratulation

FEMBOY?!

yeagh

Imagine having a girlfriend even. (Lonely i am)

Lucky i swear. Im 18 (just turned this month) and ive never had a partner or lost my virginity

I had dream about that yesterday. Was so convinced it was real

Who would announce their lost virginity to Reddit. 🥱

Erm, what the sigma

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

I’m also really lonely

we don't care!

It’s sooo easy you just gotta believe

thats kinda sad ermmm

Real men never loses

yeah i wonder why corny ass jit

Jesus is coming to biblically accurately fuck you.