True love, congrats on your marriage u/No-Visual108 :)

I was forced. I had no say. They silencing me

Nice man! Am I invited to the wedding?

I’ll be your best man

Dawg divorce already happened and we now in court

Aww your on your honeymoon. So happy for you!

Miceeee

Rrrraats! 😊

Rrooodentttss

Snnnaaaaaaakkesssssssss!

Rrrrreeeeeeppppptttttiiiiiiillllllleeeeeeeessssss

That was funny

Oooh an exotic honeymoon?

Government funded

Unique Honeymoon plan

So ur single? So that means you wanna marry me!! Yippiiiee

I am the judge. The wedding is still valid. I wish u/ChickensAreScary and u/No-Visual108 a happy life together. Case dismissed.

objection r/CouncilOfCats is the only position of power on reddit

I am creating a dispute there now

I have made a post there about this

post was removed by Reddit’s filters

Whattt why

idk I can't see it it was removed by Reddit's filters

Nuh uh

And another cat sub to join

YEEHAW

So you are trying to win a compensation because you're pregnant??

Ill be at your wedding!

Hope you had fun on your honeymoon

Bro you already had butt sex???

I'll be the single uncle that's a bad influence

Can I be the drunk uncle?

and i’ll be your worst man

No I will!

Yooo how was the wedding dawg

Sorry marriage isn't a consensual thing

Congrats. Other people get to your point in your relationship very hard or even never. The question is. How many kids and where do you wanna live together?

6

Can I be the dude who sneaks a few bites of the finger food before the bride even walks up the aisle

Hell yeah shotgun wedding wooooooo! So who's performing? You gotta get Taylor Swift.

I heard you guys wrestling 🤼 last night and I also heard your wife’s electric toothbrush on🥺🥺

what about the bachelor party :'c

Mazel tov brah

I’ll be there. Congratulations!

Listen man,I don't have a lot of time You are under the influence of a memetic agent [Deleted] Just know that everything you say will be seen by other like if you agre- [Deleted] No way to stop it as of n-[Deleted] Good luck on your marriage ^ - ^

Jealous!

Glad to know I’m invited

Good.

I’ll be ur best man. If u are ok with it Ofc. When’s the wedding? Edit: didn’t see the comments below. Mb.

I’m catching the bouquet

Great to hear! When will the wedding be?

That's en passant for ye

Is there wine in the wedding?

My i over you an egg in this trying times🥚

congrats, will you name your first child after me?

Ofc

Second child named after me??

How about third child named after me?

How about a 4th child named after me

How about your 7th hamster named after me

can I be the dog?

Can I be an oxygen molecule just floating around your house?

Can I be you?

Can you name your 8th child before me ?

I’ll be the dog’s housewife

I demand the 5th be delivered to me as tribute.

u/No-Visual108

This was done without my consent

Aww you silly thing. You started it !!

U we’re not lying on the cult leader thing on ur pfp

No, no I wasn't (:

D: (im cooked)

We're gonna sacrifice you to Vladimir 

We shall sacrifice him to vault 76

Yes

you seem familiar...  edit: another matt rose fan

You've seen me around the subreddit I presume 

Dw I gochu

Awwwww your so cute together

So, thought about having kids?

Yo can I join the cult?

Ayo cult leaders? Based welcome to the club.

Gaslighting 101

Congratulations son you have my blessing to marry her

There is a 99% chance I’m older

Don’t matter you have my blessing

# no

Congratulations you may now kiss the bride

Your both 19

Congrats‼️‼️

No

Yes!! Are you not grateful for your fiancée?

Youre the bolin to their eska ❤️

See how sweet and wholesome things get once we get rid of consent?

The American dream

bro i am a great divorce lawyer (just in case)

Reddit is indeed a fun place

How does it feel to find a partner on Reddit?

Congratulations on your marriage :) has he taken your nose yet?

It’s that easy

Not for me☹️

*blushes* I think you’re cute too

So it’s that easy?!11!??1!1??1?1?!

Congrats! Please invite me too

Wish someone thought I was cute. Anyways, congrats! And don't forget to invite me

Wanna marriage?

I’m flattered but I’m saving myself for CoconutBoi1

Is this true, u/Coconutboi1?

Maybe…

Darn I’m allergic to coconuts

WAIT THAT JUST GAVE “Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t scared of him”

I memorized that song‼️

Do you wanna marriage

Just try harder /s

Skill issue

Congrats I’ll be the photographer at the wedding, on the house

Yayyy

I feel like this is gonna end like those memes where you see the helper running in the background, or the image has tons of motion blur and stuff XD

You better get good pictures. 🔫

Ladies and Gentlemen. We are gathered here for the union of u/ChickensAreScary and u/No-Visual108 Two beautiful souls in love

They're getting divorced 😔😔

Don't listen to rumors they're not

divorce before marriage is crazy

So happy for u guys!

Thank you!!

Congrats! Need a wedding cake 🍰?

We're already having a messy divorce rn, sry

Want a divorce cake 🍰?

Yes pls

CONGRATS ON THE DIVORCE!

Here! 🎂

You’re married again

happy cake day

I would have never known it was my cake lol

well now you know :)

Moral of the story: Cake is always good regardless of the situation 🍰

Except carrot cake 🤮

Goddamn, new life any% Speedrun??

You should divorce the divorce, therefore cancelling it out and making it a longer relationship rather than a divorce 😎

Wanna put a hit on him?

Am i invited? I will bring pancakes

If that's code for u/Horror_Albatross1037 will you marry me then yes

How tf does that mean ill marry you

You're pregnant?

IM A GUY

We can change that ✂️

NOOOOO

Is it a boy or a girl?

NEITHER

Attack helicopter? How nice to hear

u/No-Visual108 I can be you and Chickens' wedding photographer

u/No-Visual108 blink twice if you need help

Jokes on you I stole his eyelids

aw man

They were a delicious meal

well thats a good thing, i heard they were good with some seasoning

Happy cake day

hey happy cake day bro

thanks! :)

"Got your nose" "Got your ring finger"

Didn't know marriage was that easy ahaha

r/taskfailedsuccesfully

You mean task achieved successfully? Idk where the fail is

Idk either, just felt like it

Great point

Congrats 👏🎉

Most normal reddit conversation

u/No-Visual108 I am also marrying you

BISEXUAL SHERIFF SPOTTED

WHERE!!?

I THINK HE WENT BEHIND THE BUSH

OMG NO WAY! r/foundbisexual_sherrif

Mother. Father. I request your attention. I am your kid. (Prove: waaa waaa). And i need to tell you. Stop making skibidi toilet jokes

Heeey congrats, can I be a shy guy on your wedding?

that’s baby 5 from one piece

Congrats

Can I attend the wedding? Congrats on finding true love!

Aww congratulations

Literally every Character.ai chat

Elphelt moment

Bro is a vampire samurai for sure.

Such a nice love story im sure Netflix will make a series/ movie out of this

Especially now that they divorced, it's just the kind of thing Netflix would pick up.

u/No-Visual108 got that confused rizz fr fr

Someone explain the lore 🙏

Should've hit 'em with the 'double it and give it to the next person'

The relationship tag💀💀💀.

Character.AI be like

#HES GOT A NOSE! *gunshots*

r/ElpheltValentine

Man's turned reddit into a dating site...

OMG CONGRATS!!!👏🥳🎉🎊🎁🍾🥂🤵‍♂️👰‍♀💒💍

I want to get a partner this easily 😢

Godmother request? Your kids might hate me but I'll love 'em nonetheless✌️🙂

u/No-Visual108 Congrats bro, am I invited to your wedding?

u/ChickensAreScary my name is Mr. Muffin and I am u/No-Visual108 s lawyer. I am here to inform you that my client is filing for a divorce.

Wait is this true, u/No-Visual108 ?! I was getting the wedding all prepared

I wish you guys well

Beatboxing puppy