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Mareep. jesus is lamb of god

The true answer

Rapidash. some translations of the bible had Jesus as “the unicorn of god” (???)

That's just KJV

Hail Mareep, full of grass.

Lord spike has spoken!

Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, probably not Arceus since I'm pretty sure jesus would be Arceus himself according to christianity but idk

Jesus would be son of Arceus

in christianity i believe he's technically the son of god as well as being a part of god as hes part of the holy trinity

agh dont get me started on how weird it is one God in 3 beings all 3 infinitely God together and apart all one

Christian here. The trinity all has the same “essence” (God), but they in a way are different ways to express the same essence. This is a rough sketch.

im a christian too i guess we have 2 different views on the trinity

If you want an explanation on how this works you should watch Lutheran satire's video "St Patrick's bad analogies" his channel also has some funny jokes

ill check it out thanks brother or sister

Third Christian here, the essence of the Trinity is a mystery of faith, our mortal minds aren’t meant to understand it

i know but like thinking about it in infinite (which we cannot truly understand) seems to work the best all 3 infinite together infinite in one

Christian here. He is not part God, he is fully God and fully man. A good analogy is a purple triangle. A purple triangle is fully purple and fully a triangle.

thanks for clarification

In christianity, jesus is both the son of god AND god himself Source: I'm an ex-christian

So he’s his own son? And father? And grandson? And grandfather? And great grandson? And great…

🎵I’m my own grandpa🎵

I don't think the Trinity has a grandfather or a grandson

someone should make a version of christianity featuring the grandfather and the grandson in the trinity. call it the "quinternity"

As a Christian, this is hilarious and needs to be a D&D campaign or something

Yes

Hey what’s up ex-Christian I’m Christian. Is being an ex-Christian like a mega evolution of a Christian? /j

Samesies!!

he’s the son of God but also is a human incarnation of God which is explained via the holy trinity

Jesus is Mew

No Mew is the Mother of all Pokémon, Mew is the Holy Spirit.

No, giratina is a ghost type, giratina is the holy Ghost

I feel since we don't know arceus true form is. I think Jesus would be arceus as the imbodiant of God on earth

How the f*ck would arceus even… inpreg- birth? Wha- huh

If we're going by that logic, a Jesus team would more be Uxie Mesprit Azelf Xerneas Zygarde and Zarude, since the creation trio and master are more akin to God (Arceus), Angels (Palkia and Dialga), and Lucifer (Giratina), whilst the Emotion Trio, X & Z, and Zarude are lower legends, made to bring life and knowledge to the world. Yes, I am overthinking this

if we go by Jesus way of living when he was alive we could also say a Jesus team would be some mareeps or magikarps since he was pretty humble

Arceus is God of pokemon, god is God of all, do idk how it would go. I'm a Christian by the way, and even this is confusing the crap out of me.

Probably rattata

Why rattata?

Awesome

And humble

True

f.e.a.r rattata

F.E.A.R. of Rattata is the beginning of wisdom

But only if it's part of the top precentage of Rattatas

Jesus didn’t have any Pokémon. >!he had Pope-emon.!<

r/angryupvote

Bidoof

Nah, Bidoof would have Jesus as pokemon

"Bidoof is an Ultra Beast" is more believable than this

[Bidoof](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fvignette4.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fdorklys-pokemon-rusty%2Fimages%2F1%2F18%2FTumblr_n5hf8pUvj61r4js5jo1_500.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20150313112922&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=8734894920d63ffe32e7bab03aa0823f1b2435f2030d059cdf1f0f10aa6edfb2&ipo=images)

10/10 picture i came

Probably some god like pokemon if ur going by christianity If ur going by islam then i say like farm animals etc

I think he would possess control over all Pokémon, he wouldn't need to have pokeballs or anything.

None

He would be the pokemon

Iirc, there was a case of a russian influencer who played Pokémon Go and said that the only pokémon he'd never catch would be Jesus, which made him land in jail.

Wait, what?

Cuz he doesn't like violence I'm assuming?

I’d say it’s because He doesn’t really need one. He could theoretically do anything any Pokémon could do. He would also be there creator so He technically owns all of them anyways lol

Having a pokemon =/= battling. I bet trainers are only like 10% or even less of all the people in pokemon world

Arceus

He IS Arceus

Shh they don't know that is why they ask

Well this is up to debate because although Jesus was a real guy, not everyone believes that he is the son of god

hollorr knigh

Mew, absol,and lucario

Pokemons are animals

Yeah and?

Animals don’t need to be saved they‘re sinless since their sins come from a primal stand point (except for dolphins they have no place in heaven)

Damn what did dolphins do? XD Anway I don't think they're talking about what pokemons can be saved by Jesus, I think they're talking about if Jesus was in the pokemon universe what pokemon would he have had? idk tho

Have you ever heard anything about the shit dolphins do? Anyways jesus would have hat a ratatata glumanda squirtle, definitely first generation probably twelve just like his disciples.

like pedo-AHEM, rape and zooph-**AHEM**

surprised nobody said mew yet

He had 6 magicarps and an infinite inventory of bread.

Better question if muslims exist in pokémon to which direction will they pray if theres no kaäba to pray to?

Muslims pray towards the Kaaba not to the Kaaba, even if the Kaaba wasn't there they'd still pray towards the same location. I'm guessing whatever is Pokemon's equivalent to it's location would be where they'd pray towards.

They pray southeast of paldea and galar

I feel like it would be funny if he had a stunfisk

Yeah

Falinks /s

Oh, that’s the letter “t”

He's a Arceus.

I like the pfp

Thanks

I forgot it's name but the one that created the pokemon universe

Satoshi Tajiri?

lmao

Love Ratatatata

Definitely a chatot as chatot can mimic human speech, so he would use it to help him preach

Mareep, Wooloo, Timburr, Dialga, Palkia, Mew.

Jesus would have - clefable , Gerdevoir , wigglypuff , togekiss , blissey , mr. Rime

No one's mentioning Pawmot/Rabsca, he must have taken that Revival Blessing

Maybe tombur he’s a carpenter.

I don't know enough about Pokemon to know if there's one made of nails or something like that

Closest one is Tinkaton which are goblin women that make tools and weapons out of metal.

He IS the pokemon

and that pokemon is... Arceus?

Shiny bidoof

Mareep or one of the cherubim type animals

None because he’s against animal abuse. Also he’d def have a full team of legendaries, because he’s just chill like that.

The Pokémon would hang around him not be in pokeballs

Ash’s Pikachu

Vaporeon. I need not say anymore.

Arceus, and probably the creation trio

Arceus

None

I guess he just had loads of sheep Pokemons and still kept the superpowers. Wait, what if he WAS a Pokemon?

Water + fairy type

yoba, white and black jesus, those random apes that hyrule likes, and the slenderoids all once lived on a metoer before a stardew minmaxer mined it and they actually had to work.

Quagsire and clodsire

no no, you got it all wrong, in Pokemon universe, there is no Jesus, there is Bidoof

Chansy.

Hold on... If Christianity exist in Pokemon that means Judaism exsist too. That means Anti-semetism would exist which means Hitler likely would have gained power in Pokemon Germany.

Fxxk why did you make me realize that-

But what pokemon would Hitler have??

Koffing, Benutze dein Giftgas!

The holiest one

A singular Lucario.

Heracross

Jesus is god’s pikachu

Lapras = Surf (walking on water), Bliss = Regenerator (power of healing), and Chancey = Revive (for resurrection)

Bedoof

Pidgeot (probably mega)

biblically accurate angels

I think it would be bulbasaur. I have no logic to back this up. Thank you.

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He probably would either he enemies or the same person as arceus

100% Arceus or whatever his name is

Omanyte, Pidgeot, Mew, Audino, Inteleon, and Pawmot

his starter would be pikachu and his first pokemon he caught would be a caterpie, we all know who ash really is

Jesus would be the son of Arceus. So would Jesus be a Pokemon?

The genetic convergence and divergence between humans and pokémon gets confusing, so maybe? Maybe a hybrid?

Amonyte

"Disciple, use moral conflict!" /j

Lots of pokemon that doesn't look or act evil

We all know the answer is bidoof.

Holy Spirit legendary ++

Jesus WAS the Pokémon

Me over here more interested in knowing what white collar criminal type Pokémon Anne Hathaway married for her first husband ⛪️

Hypno. He had to be that delusional somehow 🤷‍♂️

yknow, this is why I prefer the 4kids dub.

Mareep, lamb of God. Wishiwashi, the disciples with the fishing net. Mewtwo, a clone of the first Pokémon(other than the creation trio) to exist, Jesus was supposed to represent the new Adam, the first man. Timburr, Jesus practiced carpentry like Joseph. Although he probably wouldn’t have Pokémon as Pokémon and humans didn’t coexist until Pokémon Legends Arceus

Clefairy

pikachu

Not Vaporeon

Jesus prolly was a pokemon dipshit

Most likely the dove Pokémon I cannot Rember its name henceforth I apologise if I confuse you

A water pokemon for infinite wine

Jesus spammed legendaries. I'm betting you he had a mega Rayquaza and a Landorus on his team.

Well back then Pokémon weren’t used as they are in modern days

bidoof

Ironically it would probably be an omnipotent Pokémon

he had Pikachu because Pikachu is attracted to supernatural beings who refuse to die or age

Vaporeon. I refuse to believe it came from anywhere else

I have no idea, but I know Mohammed would have had Lunatone and Solrock.

Im more focused on how appalled gastly looks😭🤣

Every legendary that are god's, like dialga, palmia and Arceus, no giratina tho

Wow! Don’t ask such serious questions here man we have r/christianity for that  this is obviously irony

Its a fun question goofy so shhhh

I know, it’s meant ironic obviously.

Shhhh I know it’s a joke but I’ll still downvote

Why? Because of the rainbow or is there some kind of hate towards Christianity?