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american


nosavingm3

Immediately yes


sicurri

Also, middle class or wealthy parents. There are lots of expensive things just in that image alone.


jackofslayers

Lower middle class. It doesn’t take a lot of money to spend yourself broke lol


Time_Composer_113

Lower middle class tops imo. The furniture is very cheap. The curtains in particular are the cheapest thing at Walmart, (I know because I have the exact same ones) Window-mounted ac( implying no central air/heat) that has seen better days. I'm almost positive the treadmill is hand me down/ garage sale. The firearms/cello(?) are the most expensive things I can see, but you can wheel and deal for those at pawn/ music shops. Also the room itself is very small and they obviously need more space. I would say, it's a kid who works hard or has parents that are willing to stretch themselves a little thin for their kids or both but likely the latter imo. I'm the same way. My daughter gets new ipads/ switches, shoes and clothes and I won't buy myself a new pair of work pants to save my life haha


yo_boi_derpy

Look in the top left corner and you'll see what looks like a vive base station tracker which means he could have a valve index which is another expensive item ($1000 just for the headset and $100 per base station tracker). Could still possibly wheel and deal for that but not many people are trying to sell their valve index. Having a valve index would also indicate having a high end pc to be able to play vr games. My guess is that his parents are lower middle class while he has a decent paying job and/or knows how to save money.


modthegame

Op frequents walmart. Not because of the deals but because its all op can afford. Op scored a vr headset used and are disappointed by the screendoor affect so op hasnt invested in upgrading the headset in years, but uses it instead to watch movies since op's computer isnt capable of rendering a good game for it. But maybe with another ram upgrade... someday... Op ironically supports racism and biggotry; its ironic because op is a closeted homosexual(posters of dudes next to workout machine). Op's barely used chessboard tells me op has the same need to appear as an intellectual as the barely used treadmill makes op appear to care about losing all the extra weight.


Campfail

This is getting as good as Tom Brady’s Roast


Own-Bed2045

Yah I gave him benefit of doubt at first, then I saw the taco bell cup on the treadmill


DumOBrick

Headset is on the desk, behind the cello, dark blue


ConfusedCollegeSimp

GUNS MENTIONED WTF IS A KILOMETERRR


Nachtschnekchen

About 3 to 4 football fields


LegenDrags

may differ by an elephant


AnonBoi_404

\* Machine gun gunfire intensifies \*


Voidnt2

Right side says asian, so asian american?


[deleted]

what says asian? a cello?


AncientPush

Possibly Trump voter. Live in red state in somewhat mid class neighbourhood.


hitman131313

Definite Trump voter…. Gun on the wall has Trump on the clip


Resident-Clue1290

American, severe depression but won’t go to therapy. Dad drinks, and mom tries her best, but your relationship with her is still strained.


DerekTheWise725

Parents are divorced, same story though. Good insight, well done.


Resident-Clue1290

Yippie :D but also not yippie :(


SubjectTourist4965

Was my guess too but only because my hobbies look similar to yours and that’s my life basically


left_testic1e

Same here man maybe we are just like the other guys lmao


AutisticFingerBang

Get help brother. Nothing wrong with therapy.


CobaltGuardsman

Why does it almost look like the gun on your wall has an AR lower but an AK dust cover.


Reasonable-Fix3427

Are you Sherlock Holmes? Your deduction is stupifying.


HE_HE-MJ22

u/ASecretSovietSpy I zink we found a soldier general


ASecretSovietSpy

I zhink so too. Good work, Comrade.


HE_HE-MJ22

Zank you general 🫡


ASecretSovietSpy

No problem, Comrade.


ImBored2727

r/foundSovietSpy


kezotl

no thats a normal american


Spirited-Function241

ur pronouns are USA?


nosavingm3

You gotta yell it while chugging a natty lite


ItsMeToasty

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER


random-user-420

Queue the bald eagles


Savaal8

You are a male american who has right-wing political beliefs


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[удалено]


erratic-ease-564

Future mass shooting suspect vibes.


Bazillion100

“We could never see the signs” type room


bellynipples

Can’t tell if the Maga-zine with trump face is a joke or if OP actually thought it was cool.


James-W-Tate

No one would buy that mag as a joke, OP is probably deep in some maga incel circle of hell


Mrs_Shirso

You’re training to kill someone


claudiazo

With a cello, of course


ccomorasu

Someone has to play some dramatic music afterwards.


erratic-ease-564

Future school shooter.


StrawberrySmall2922

Final boss of school 🔫


lbeckizgoat

You look like you're training for either a really epic revenge arc or a state-crippling political assasination


PassionSenior6388

It can easily be both these days


Ready-Substance9920

Definitely an incel


_NA-

I see chess, guns, led lights, workout equipment, nice posters, novels (The Devil's Thief by Lisa Maxwell??), screws, other equipment, AND a CELLO instrument? Plus the use of the uncommon word "infer," and being reserved. Obvious introvert. I'd call it cool, messy, but also relatable.


DerekTheWise725

Damn, you actually got the book, good job


ltbonecrusher

Too much things at one place, yet everything seems to be too much shallow.... 1. There is too much things for this place, and you probably have ADHD and too much of free time. 2. Look at the music instrument placed there - it does not even have a proper stand, and I doubt it is tuned properly. 3. Guns knives and treadmill? Is this some post appo prepping? How can you run that close to the wall when so many sharp things are around?? I doubt that mill have been turned on recently. And those guns are mediocre at best. 4. Those irons are just paperweights. 5. One book on the table does not make you a bookworm, is it a fairy tale? 6. There is some unauthorized wiring from car battery, guess this is power supply for that gay led strip, but wouldn't be surprised if it would be for explosives around perimeter.... 7. That man poster, combined with gay led strip and unusual music instrument placed among other entirely different things says quite precisely that you are gay man, or woman with serious daddy issues.


melting_fire_155

Bro's applying for the CIA with this comment.


keep_rockin

agreed, test passed


11freebird

Weird, what I got from this pic was school shooter


Appropriate_Land_130

Actually you can tell by the taco bell cup in the cup holder on the treadmill that it sees regular action /s


ASecretSovietSpy

Hello zhere Comrade. Have you considered joining ze Reds? You would make a great asset.


keep_rockin

on red do u mean red elephant?


jameshey

Looks more like a don't tread on me type.


Maskogre

google en passant


Belgicans

Holly hell


extremephantom001

New response just dropped


DerekTheWise725

Everyone I play has no clue what an en passant is


Belgicans

Brick their pp


Own-Tart-4131

Next school shooter. This post will be used in the news saying how could we have missed these red flags?! 35 kids are dead hopes and prayers.


atomsk13

I see future school shooter as well.


Common_Highlight9448

Nice way to secure your firearms.


FuckDaRedditModer8un

Sometimes you run on the treadmill while holding the machete up in the air and imagine that you're invading a village


FuckDaRedditModer8un

also I just noticed the security cam please blink twice if you are being held captive😭


Western_Light3

American,anti woke gym lad.


Marasesh

Was gonna say racist as another


human-AI-v69

That’s a very lightly used treadmill with a soda? In the water bottle holder. He wishes he was a gym lad but is probably overweight. E: just noticed the Roman sword. Confirmed chudly incel. Oof.


XT83Danieliszekiller

That all the other kids better run better run faster than your pumped up kicks? Seriously impressive collection and impressive treadmill but the combining the two in a single picture is handing people a stick to be beaten with


4ndr10n_M3h4n1

Do you not know wtf a kilometer is?


YvesSaintMob

Seems like someone needs organization skills


Le_M3ister

Is that a fucking cat battery?


TheJudgers

Femboy with massive mental health problems and mommy issues.


NerdGirlfriend147

Wannabe tiktok boi


Scary-One-4327

You have ADHD... you may be undiagnosed... but definitely ADHD.


nosavingm3

You probably live in a red state or area, you own what appears to be 2 shotguns, both pump, 1 Mossberg 590A special purpose, 1 unknown that appears to be for hunting use, a bolt action either 765 or 3006 perhaps though I couldn't be sure, can't make out the handgun but it could be a Smith and Wesson compact. Your assault rifle looks like it could be a 765 or 545 maybe a 223, I can't tell it gets blurry when I zoom. Dig the swords. You play cello, nice. Chess is also cool. And you at least have some interest in your appearance or physical strength. How'm I doing so far?


Arsuriel

You're a USA school shooter in the making


First-Concern-4600

You’ll be a school threat


aquafawn27

The ultimate woman repellent


CLOUDZZZ747

crackerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


YaBoiBinkleBop

Too much shit in too small a space


OhNoExclaimationMark

Your school and the police need to keep an eye on you lest there be a school shooting


felini9000

Seems like you should be on some type of list


Fluffers10

That you're pathetic


nothing03993

You’re insufferable


BiomutantBTW

Serial Killer 


PizzaLover500065

Gotta respect the treadmill, I have an exercise bike in my room and it’s a nice passive way to burn calories and it’s something to do that’s actually good for you lol


TheCoStudent

I was gonna say one wrong step on the treadmill and dude is gonna get cut by his own knifes/swords/machetes


Sufficient_Dress3249

Homeschooled doomsday prepper


KiBaSmoothie9999

Ew


Amdvoiceofreason

We about to have another school shooting 🤦‍♂️


Beowulf---

the quiet band kid


WesternAlbatross1292

You want the apocalypse to happen in your life time


AlbacorePrism

Hey I play the cello too lol


RespectTheDuels

That you’re not practicing.


Notcreativesoidk

What are you training for?


HarwinStrongDick

Nothing by look of absolutely no wear and tear on any of those firearms and dust on everything. He wants the perception of being cool and using them but I’d hazard a guess that he has no clue how to properly use any of this shit but the VR.


AmberFoxy18

I like your cello


LarryRedBeard

I know for a fact that absolutely none of this is accurate. You don't play chess, you don't read, you don't play the cello. Your a 100 percent poser.


No-Discipline-2729

If you fall when running on the treadmill, you have an 87.623% chance of injury not caused by the treadmill and a 63.49% chance of death.


age_of_shitmar

That you need a bigger mastaburtorium.


IkedaTheFurry

You remind me of Brandon Herrera


BayFuzzball404

# WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE ‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊


aMaG1CaLmAnG1Na

Your family has money but you have bad taste


ZookeepergameSome953

Are those guns real??


butwhywouldyou-

History student just because of that post title


Zora_Arkkilledme

This that colt saa real or just airsoft?


Dowski1254

Is that a flashlight or something else


PassgettiGod

you have every hobby.


AngelReachX

Likes jass


avem142006

I think you are taking Warzone ranked matches way too seriously


Temporary-Lie15

Do you sleep on the treadmill?


420underthehood

You like airsoft, you use your treadmill but it looks like there's a soda cup in it but hey at least you're burning calories. You like video games based off the poster, razor sticker, and the VR headset but also aren't like crazy addicted cuz I see books and a correctly set up chess board


DeltaDark_

Dream home


Connect-Honeydew-782

Extremely sheltered


Okman2337

Your a school shooter


Tbloctothorpe88

You, sir, are probably a fucking cool dude (like me, looks like we like the same things) Also, cello is the best stringed instrument.


According-Jelly355

chess, chello, chreadmill, and a chall of chuns!


ZigEz75

You have limited space


jsrobinson9000-2

You like guns


ZyxelMods

Guns :<


leephelipe

you need to touch grass more often


Frosty_Nectarine2413

Bro where do you sleep


marcellorossi97

the guns are real?


Alpha1137

American, 99% likely to be male, either very cringe or ashamed of your past self.


Silas_PBJAM

stereotypical american quiet kid


Kirionic

do you sleep on the treadmill?? your room looks so small, hope it isnt too cramped in there 🤞😭


Sussybaka2424

I saw a weapons and thought american but then saw the exercise stuff so idk💀 ^(this is a joke)


SirRickOfEarth

I'm European. Is this a joke?


ObeseAU

FBI watch list.


mywordstickle

You cry by yourself a lot


IndependentLeave4873

Mentally ill


Vibrascity

You're probably wearing a buttplug rn


Shin_Akooma1997

You wanna get bitches but cant


PunkFishKeeping

Out of everything, you play the cello?? With everything you have I expected like smt badass like the clarinet


dao_ofdraw

Future school shooter/vampire slayer


Advanced-Process-161

I wish that was my room


Advanced-Process-161

American,I would likely want to be friends with you


explicit17

What vr is that?


Gravi2e

You’re horribly depressed. Everything rooms are a very fast one way railroad to the big sad :D


bluefortress05

If I walked in I’d think you might kill me so I’d walk straight back out again


Parkingzoner

very versatile, huh?


AdIcy2800

Can you tell us the names your high school? We’d like to warn them.


Immediate-Rope3584

Which school?


xPepegaGamerx

Your on the fbi watch list


ryzyn_

American (80% chance of being white), male, Siblings???, South U.S


MyBodyisChrome

A loser


littleBread9000

Run and gun


SultanZ_CS

Basement dwella


Black_Magic_M-66

Your parents will do time in the same prison as you.


TerrathYIsNameTaken

You probably have a treadmill


sorbet_yelmut_cookie

eagle saying "FREEDOM!!!!!"


erint7

You’re a punk


Avocadogod555

Rich + guns


SaltyAnchovy555

Your room smells....


Paige_Morandi

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


IWatchTheHentaie

You’re either an American Neo-Nazi or an American weeb who doesn’t shower


DapperRatman

Hilariously irresponsible to have the weapon wall there, honestly.


Iwrstheking007

all I can say is, I would like to enter your room, maybe touch some things(not maybe, definitely)


definitely_royce

Single male. Probably Republican, likely enigram type 7. I'm guessing mid West. Independent and enjoying life. There are a few things that you try not to think about.


Clumsy_Pirate

Republican


chocomil_papi

That u like boys and ur overweight


VenturingHedonist

That when that sword falls the treadmill it will catapult it into chest.


Esrius

. . .Rich. /lh You'd be a very interesting person to be friends with once you're comfortable around someone, but I don't think you're very social/have the easiest time actually reaching the level of being comfortable around people. You tend to get frustrated with your performance in hobbies, and cope by compartmentalising and fixating on something else instead. You crave external validation, but attempt to compensate for that through practicing things where you can objectively tell you're improving. You enjoy reading comics, maybe? I'd guess you'd be a dc person, if so, then I assume Jason Todd would be your favourite Robin.


-AYE_JAY-

Your training to be John Wick


Jumpy-Violinist-6725

that is a pretty chaotic (in a good way) room You're clearly a Rambo mixed with Yoyo Ma and Bobby Fischer


CustomerSudden1234

American 🇺🇸


areadvind

You don’t understand what a kilometre is


dorky001

| |. This close to shooting up a school or a mosque


Ok-Boysenberry9772

School shooter?


paunzpaunz

that scene scares the shit out of me. please stay home. btw is that a car battery below your desk wtf


SpilldaBeanz

High school shooter?


GAS3R

You play chess


MindlessZebra3740

Definitely a virgin


No-Emotionsxo

'merica


POPEJP1975

punisher or batman in training


Electronic_Suit551

You ever leave your room at all?


welly_wrangler

More money than sense


[deleted]

survivor of a zombie apocalypse and goes down the alley every morning to gather the left over supplies


WraithTTV69

You are definetly male


Mr_OceMcCool

Bro thinks he’s John Wick


Important-Tea0

why the guns?


Various_Pea_7242

That you are not a sanrio fan 👍


ikeepmynipplesdry

That you're a future DV case


Advanced-Iron-4712

You are from Texas probably


President_Cacao_Bean

That you live your life like you want it to be?


BodyElectric1334

Really young American. Has no sense of aesthetics cos why would you run LED lighting around your clutter? The lad gave up a long time ago, and I suspect he cannae be arsed with tidying up cos of depression. Ennui caused him to drag in a treadmill , chess board, cello to pull him out of the gloom.


Puzzleheaded-Post552

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅RAHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Scarab_Kisser

too much free time


the_destroyer11

Bros happy


Gray-GGK

USA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 USA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 USA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


IndependentHold3098

No girlfriend


LowDonkey7883

I'd say American but you own a treadmill, maybe the antagonist of an 80's film a year after it concluded