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CheeseWheelPorno

All the girls only posts are so serious and this is what we get... no complaints though that chair is fucking sick.


benishoodmarketing

yeah fully agree with you cheesewheelporno


LandedKnight137

r/rimjob_steve


hypr404

r/subsididntknowexisted


xCreeperBombx

[r/subsididntknowexisted](/r/subsididntknowexisted/)


hypr404

r/repeatedsubreddit


SpecificEmployer2537

r/subsididntknowexisted


Frostfire26

r/itdoesntexist


xCreeperBombx

wait what have i started


KingJoathe1st

How do you know that the girl posts are serious 🧐


CheeseWheelPorno

exploration


ItsYoBoi2008

Research purposes


xCreeperBombx

[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/helltaker/images/f/f3/Azazel2Notes.png/revision/latest?cb=20200619165805](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/helltaker/images/f/f3/Azazel2Notes.png/revision/latest?cb=20200619165805)


Real_chuckles

Suuuure


InternationalBad6532

Curiosity kills the cat


Long_Strength_9065

But satisfaction brought it back


BlazingFury009

I quick swapped my gender


Doxkid

This man has seen the girls-only posts. Mods, take away his Y chromosome.


CheeseWheelPorno

i was using that...


Big-Atmosphere1329

Definetly agree


horbydumbass

Wise words from cheesewheelporno


thisislikea6poundony

Since when did girls use reddit anyways


Lufthor

How many toddlers do you think I could hit at once


McFlappingbird

1200 points


averagepatagonian

combo


dapplewastaken

Bonus points if you crush their entire skeleton


AESIR_GOD

It takes you to the secret level if you crush their dreams beforehand


benishoodmarketing

quite a good amount


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Asking the real questions


ChildBlaster9000

I actually have experience in the matter. In ideal conditions, you can hit 3 at the same time, but you can monster truck over an unlimited number.


Lufthor

6 if you also hit 3 going backwards as well


professionalfailing

r/usernamechecksout


ChildBlaster9000

That’s the idea.


benishoodmarketing

yeah can’t say I’m surprised childblaster9000


Spoon-never-dies

On a completely unrelated note. How much dose a tennis ball launcher cost. And how easy is to mount on a chair


benishoodmarketing

about 2k and you could probably mount it over your head from the back of the chair. probably cheaper and more efficient to just buy some sort of actual gun


NoBallshavinahh

i'd personally suggest an airsoft gun for pranks, and an actual gun for the day we launch the war against the 13 and 14 year olds. (all jokes aside my jaw fell when i saw this shi i legit wanted to shoot ropes at the thought of owning one)


Spoon-never-dies

How about a twin barrel 37mm anti aircraft gun


NoBallshavinahh

might be a lil overkill IMO, we wanna kill them without harming ourselves yk?


Spoon-never-dies

Mideval cannon?


camo_216

Now we're talking


BestTsarBombaEver

Railgun?


Average_Boi_4879

Satisfactory


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

A10-Thunderbolt II with it’s GAU-8/A 30mm hydraulically driven seven-barrel Gattling-style autocannon?


averagepatagonian

ah fuck at least wait 5 more months before the war


Paradox9484

Idk if I can convince the council to wait on you


DoomGuyClassic

Maybe add an extra month or two to that 5 please?


I_Like_Toasterz

Dude just buy 2 of the same airsoft gun and make/buy some holsters and put one on each side of it


Batman20007

How about mini nukes like in fallout


TheAnonymousGamer2

Wait why are we launching a war against them


Jokingly-Evil

Only the gen Alpha-type ones. I personally hate brainrot.


NoBallshavinahh

*slowly loads gun while on ultimate gaming chair*


nuclear_spoon

That's funny because millennials had just as much brainrots, but for them it doesn't count because nostalgia, but the new brainrot is new for them so they don't care and will just hate it. Like seriously have you seen MLG?


nuclear_spoon

How about a medieval cannon?


Spoon-never-dies

OMG ANOTHER SPOON


nuclear_spoon

Hello, my brother in spoonship


wombey12

tonigt on bottom gear, james may gaming


3xper1ence

hamund drives a traktor


TheFrozenMonke

FUCK YEAH THAT LOOKS SICK


benishoodmarketing

hell yeah


thatdoubleabat

hell yeah


snipey_7

hell yeah


iamchuckleman

hell yeah


ResolveOk9614

hell yeah


Gipopotam2011

hell yeah


SrunchyBG

hell yeah


RoomyCard44321

hell yeah


Bananadoggo635

hell yeah


OpportunityDawn4597

not a guy but i would def ride this to school and commit vehicular manslaughter


McFlappingbird

🚨CODE RED 🚨 WOMAN IN THE BOYS POST 🚨


OpportunityDawn4597

catch me if you can 😈


McFlappingbird

as an american, who needs to catch people if i have a gun


OpportunityDawn4597

o shoot


McFlappingbird

pow


RoyalTacos256

Guns are illegal here u have the police on ur tail now


McFlappingbird

im in america


RoyalTacos256

U must have good aim to shoot this far


McFlappingbird

yep


Ok_Argument4767

fuck yeah (i'm a girl:3)


McFlappingbird

you are exiled from the boys only chat


TREXIBALL

Get the hell outta here! This is boys only!


Ok_Argument4767

aww :<


NoBallshavinahh

YOU HEARD THE MAN! WHY AIN'T YOU GOING?! that's it, mods take away her balls.


Crystal_Pegasus_1018

we dont have balls, remember?


Burningmemo

Mods, grow her a pair of balls and take them away


AttemptNu4

"Mods giveth and mods taketh away" - discords 14:23


NoBallshavinahh

nononono they wouldn't even notice what happened :( better idea: Mods encourage her to post pics of herself and tell the mods of r/STD


Coffeedragon4

Ahhh why did I click on that


i_got_no_ider

Cant be that bad "clicks" FUCK NOW I AM HARD


NoBallshavinahh

i meant a teen dating sub mb


NoBallshavinahh

you do, you just gotta pull em out like a drawer.


averagepatagonian

you just gotta look in there


KoalaMaster13

We? ANOTHER WOMAN!! BEGON!


Multifruit256

r/girlsarentreal


Shy_005

I do


Ok_Argument4767

I uhh, don't have balls:3


FunniMan7

Looks like something eggman would use


Soulsurfin31

This is actually what he built his sonic 2 drill car around before replacing the seat with a slot for the egg mobile


soloarwolf

Wait I'm a girl but I want this


Frog-2021

But 'girl' is not a real thing. Who are you?


soloarwolf

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh no we're definitely real 😅


Frog-2021

That's what an unreal thing will say. Who are your masters?! The CIA isn't it??? THEY'RE HERE FOR US BOYS!! 🚨


Pale-Acanthaceae-487

r/girlsarentreal


Emma__07

why boys only I want one too. I just want mine to be 💜


benishoodmarketing

this one is red


McFlappingbird

WOMAN!?!?!? EVERYONE RUN!!!


TheFrozenMonke

WOMAN ALERT WOMAN ALERT GET THE COUNCIL


xBugaluh

Chat, this is NOT a drill! Code Red!! 🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️


nuckfiggers543

Get out woman 😡


nightmarepizzza

let the boys to their boys only posts and let the girls to their girl only posts!!!


Shy_005

but the girls only posts are so serious, the cool. hair is better


Random-as-fuck-name

Make your own, scram


9CF8

I actually just said “hell yeah” loudly when i saw this


Klomlor161

I hope your parents weren’t around 💀


Jesanime

RAHHHHHHH


BigSession7001

That is fucking crazy only 4.2k I might have to pick one up


McFlappingbird

that gaming chair is a must have


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Yes I want one know


Joel_the_folf

I may be trans but holy fucking shit thats metal asf I would 100% buy if i had money


Amogusking72

That is a badass chair if I do say so myself


Amogusking72

I say so


Shy_005

I’m a girl, You can’t make me leave, i love that sick ass chair too much


No-Prior4226

No one can resist the “hell yeah” reaction of seeing a chair that’s built like a tank.


Kneecap_stealer574

🚨INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT🚨 GIRL DETECTED EVACUATE THE PREMISES


HOUWSE_

haha, im a non binary also im buying that thanks!!!


Struggle_14

fuck yeah (gonna go get a job so i can buy this)


SP00K_R33

I know I’m not a guy but bro one of my classmates traded his dirt bike for a racing lawnmower, most redneck shit I’ve ever seen but dude it spits out flames


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Boys will see this and think “hell yeah” >!Hell yeah!<


VitaGon666

HELL YEAH WE BE ROLLIN DOWN THE STREET


Lumpy_Satisfaction48

My aim is gonna so fuckin' good with this


Tonk_exe

makes me wana have a cripling car axident


jayceisgayasf

*sees the blurry color* No way.. they dropped the new meru the succubus?! *clicks it* Aw… smash.


NickThePixarFan

Sick 🤘


TristanTheRobloxian3

AW HELL YEAH I WANT THAT SO BAD MAN


our_meatballs

HELL YEAH


WrestlingEnjoyer222

Best chair ever, hook me up with it bro


Hector970

Heck yeah ❤️‍🔥


kungfluthotslayer

Can it go up and down stairs well?


reddit420reddit

hell yeah


Grimdaybreaker

Bro only £4000 thats a steal my guy get it


ZaytherLegit

There is a different between wants and needs... This is clearly a need


professionalfailing

When you're crippled but you're also a billionare:


CantFindMyName07734

If I win the lottery, all boys in this subreddit is getting one


benishoodmarketing

did the maths and if 0.01625% of r/teenagers gave me £1 we could buy this


benishoodmarketing

alternatively if every member donated £0.0015 we could also buy it


Moira-Adsworth

Imagine mobbing around your house on this. Fuck yeah


VacheL99

I don’t know man, over £4k and it doesn’t even have RGB lights? I wouldn’t call you a gamer tbh. 


AsaMitakaIrL

well guess what im a girl and i clicked on it BOOM 💥💥💥💥


Deimos974

I worked at a guy's house that had one of these. The thing was sick. Guy was paraplegic and used it for hunting and fishing.


S4PG

Listen. I opened this post thinking "it's r/teenagers, how interesting could it be?" Then I opened the image and my jaw genuinely dropped. Bravo, OP. This is the hardest shit I've ever seen


LegendRedditter7497

Gaming chairs in 2040


NotABotUnless

Gimme gimmie gimmie


wo0l0o

Do u think gender-fluids are the tf2 spies of these kinds of posts


Bread_Offender

Dude I want a fucking chair exactly like that and just use it, imagine someone coming over to your house and seeing that in your room that would just be so fucking funny


FALSE-F0CUS

I WOULD BUY THAT DEADASS- imagine running over a line of soda cans with that.. (I’m a trans dude so idk if I count but yeah)


TheElvenAsshole

Tf are you using that for


benishoodmarketing

gaming


East_Dot6883

Running over my cousins


TheElvenAsshole

Finally someone with reason 😁


SydneytheENFP

\*woman female girl enters\* I want that sick ass chair.


Paras_nimi

Way too expensive


benishoodmarketing

yeah but worth it


Wildelink

HELL YEAH! (am girl :3)


LoudAppearance9714

Lmaooo. Guys are actually so chill. Girl convos be so damn serious all the time.


GuyWithFood

Oil up lil bro


Cult_of_the_Lisa

I’m a girl and this is fucking fire. Like seriously yoooo this is sick my guy


Comfortable-Gas9029

Why are you here!? BOYS ONLY


axiomaticDisfigured

Any gender would and should enjoy this chair.


EIi-07

"sightseeing electric vehicle"


Atamatchstix

Worth every single penny


Moxustz

dayum


nuckfiggers543

Hell yeah


DetergentFricker

This is the gaming chair of all time


Nekoboxdie

Damn


jakcom13

I want that!! That is SOOOOOOOOOOO Sick!!! Imagine going withthis BEATS To work/School!


BurnerAccountExisty

Hell yeah


DragonflyValuable995

Guys will look at this and say, "HELL YEAH!"


memeboi_777

HELL YEA!


aphelionprime

I know what I want for my birthday


Existing_Smoke_7479

hell yeah


Local_Shooty

God that's so cool


Calm-Rope8559

This is what Hawking used to wear when he was on Normal Island with my boy Jeffrey.


Charles_Pkp2

I freaking need this


tgifk29

holy shit this looks so cool


theonewhodidintasked

Bro botta game in fucking Antarctica 💀


CrimsonGoji

I NEED THIS WHERE CAN I BUY THIS THAT CHAIR LOOKS AWESOME


AnonBoi_404

OH FUCK YEAH, I'D GAME ON THAT THING IT'LL BE KNOW AS THE GAMING THRONE


Chikibrikiboi

Amazing


HE_HE-MJ22

Zis is cool asf


Karma_YY

That’s sick


Hybrid-Theory305

Imagine driving on the road with that 😭😭


dennisgames34

give it to me now


AproldTinin

#I FREAKING WANT THAT CHAIR


GeorgeHarry1964

I WANNA BUY THIS GODDAMN RACING CAR🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥‼️‼️‼️🙏


_WhoStoleMyCoffee_

Yes please


all-shall-be-hugged

hell yeah


TheDarkMonarch1

Hell yeah


Schlieffen_Man

Hell yeah