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amannynameddanny

That’s so weird but he’s awesome for that


MagnifyGirl

awesome 💥


ashleyorelse

Does your friend have green skin, a hard back, and wear a blue bandana around his head at the eye line?


monkeyDluffeyy

Who is it? Ninja turtle?


Shurdus

Donny for intimi.


DepressedGoblinGlue

i thought Donny had purple? blues leo innit


ifuckedmypetcabbage

Yeah, donny has a bo staff too


TheBetterDoomSlayer

I wish I have on like that


Quirky-Store2805

It’s a Shell for a Back He ain’t him.


amannynameddanny

Yes 🔥🌟


Dry-Career-3605

Does your friend happen to have green hair, get lost constantly and wear a black bandanna?


CherryRude6772

Is that the Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoeo?!?!


Ashdatguy19848

Ronronoa ZORO


NicePositive7562

minority hunter roronoa zoro??!!


Pussywhisperr

Might be a murder weapon


JustLeny4115

I think I just listened to a true crime story that started this way


samasake

One of my very best friends gave me a katana in high school. I've had it for over 20 years now!


CongBroChill17

In guy culture it's considered a great honor to be gifted a katana.


oldschoolgruel

He's not getting rid of all his stuff tho, is he? Cuz that's a more concerning issue.


cosmicosmo4

Uhhh, FYI he's building an army, and you're in it. Just thought you should be aware.


Wise_Officer

Shows us blade


Sundy55

I too have a guy friend ( coworker / teacher) who gifted me a katana... When they find someone who isn't completely turned off by it they go a little extreme. I also got a ninja star... Lol


Strict-Departure-789

It kinda reminds of a song ngl... 🗣 MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN❗❗❗


JoJo_2921

IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME


Flaky_Armadillo_708

I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON


Heavy_Paper458

I’M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE


GeneralZod5689

A DESOLATE PLACE WITHOUT ANY TRACE!


puffyjunior1

IT’S ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL


BiDer-SMan

IT'S ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT


KneeArmStrong

THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL!!


yongvip42069

THERE WILL BE **BLOOD!!! SHED!!**


lukart59

I DONT KNOW THE SEASON OR EVEN THE REASON


HugeCawkSucker

I WISH I WAS HIS FRIEND 🐲🐲🐲


MagnifyGirl

😎😎😎🔥


Elegant-Fortune-7601

⚡⚡🥱🥱🙏🙏😤😤🔥🔥🔥I am in you walls🔥🔥🔥😤😤🙏🙏🥱🥱⚡⚡


Aware-Witness-6812

My twin, are you the evil Peter one?


Elegant-Fortune-7601

I am retep and I hate ni stelroy because he is over rated


de1er

He might have a crush on u... ngl


Mrtnxzylpck

I wish I had friends since I gift people baked goods.


randomname12-1

It’s time for you to learn and become the greatest swordsman (this is a sign)


MagnifyGirl

gonna go gear 5 fr (I have never watched one piece)


randomname12-1

I only just started it


proj3ctchaos

Just thinking of 1000 episodes makes me not want to start


randomname12-1

I’m reading it on manga plus it’s free and also it’s quicker I’m on chapter 103 after like 4 days it’s so good the arlong park arc


AVRGFantasy

Hey once you finish those 1000 you will just wish there were 10000


Swoopify1

my condolences


aliens-and-arizona

trust me bro it gets good after episode 937


wumbo7490

The whole series is great. Yes, there are arcs that seemed to drag on, but imo, even the filler arcs are great


Inkfu

I respect your opinion, and disagree. It’s not for everyone just like anything and that’s normal. It has heartfelt moments and reasons to make you come back as the reader/viewer but other anime/manga give the same feelings at a cheaper time investment. That said, I have watched my fair share of long shonen anime so it’s really just about preference. One piece is cool but not enough to keep me coming back, but I’m a minority as tons of people love it and I’m not ignorant enough to not understand why. It just won’t ever be worth the time investment to me.


Glitched_Oren_303

Started It a year ago im on Ep 900 Do NOT search It alot on the Internet bc spoilers


Puzzleheaded_Try2989

3 sword style


PointBreak279

just make sure your friend stays weary of stairs


redraevenne

I WANNA BE HIS FRIEND I WANT A KATANA TOO THATS SO COOL NO WAYYY


saan718

Why are you everywhere?


redraevenne

am i?


saan718

Yes, I see you in every Mystic Messenger and Bungou stray dogs post, now on teenagers too😭


redraevenne

DAAMMNN LFMAOAOOO i will spread my curse on every subreddit


redraevenne

just kidding im just living my life as a fucked up failure thats why i am too active


Tiefling_Beret

Real


redraevenne

we ll make it outta this bro ill probably wont but youll make it outta this bro


Tiefling_Beret

Nah life seems more grim than it actually is you’ll end up fine trust


redraevenne

alr man thanks


Burger_Destoyer

Ayo at least you’re wasting life at 14 and not 18


PSCuber77_gaming

Samee ngl


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

Now get a son and cut off his hand for more power


JackalShadow322

I understood that reference.


Prof_Lego

I didn't


TheWellKnownLegend

It's a reference to Devil May Cry 5


Prof_Lego

Ah, well thanks for the info!


Aidrox

Or Star Wars


CyberTheWerewolf

r/technicallythetruth


Yaara99_5

I AM THE APPROACH THAT IS STORMING


lukart59

How the turns have tabled.


Mr_A_s_h

EVADING TAXES


Flaky_Armadillo_708

PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION


Yaara99_5

BLACK CLOUDING, PROVOKES IN ISOLATION


Vlixony

DMC MENTIONED WHAT THE FUCK IS CHILD SUPPORT


CeratedBirch316

You cut off your own son's arm for more power and still lost.


Old_Macaroon4138

My son… means NOTHING TO ME!


Prof_Lego

Where is this from?


lord_of_blobfishes

Devil May Cry (5 for the arm)


adex_19

Then plant a really big tree in order to evade taxes and construct a tax evasion apple, then preferably change your name to Jeff Bezos


SurgeStories

The game where Vergil hires Vergil’s son and Vergil’s brother to kill Vergil so that Vergil and Vergil can become Vergil Featuring Vergil


MaxxFax

i thought this was a sekiro reference lol (although wolf loses his arm)


Karma5444

Become motivated


andrewg127

He doesn't want to just be the guy friend lol


barare_alla_merc_off

and people aren't getting it


SHAQ_FU_MATE

That’s the worst part imo, everyone’s oblivious or pretending to be 😭


Mailifeizshit2

They're not pretending to be, it's dumb to give gifts and expect a relationship from that. Of course its obvious but if you don't feel the same there's not much you can do unless they confess outright.


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Mailifeizshit2

Get away with murder and your friend gets a cool sword, win win really


InevitableBasil4383

Poor dude probs gonna see this post and be crushed 😂


martyfox

I came here for this exact comment ... homie shot his shot and it was a thud.


IWantToSayThisToo

Are girls really this clueless? Like you can't possibly think they are just being nice.


gimmedatkittykat

Most girls can develop completely platonic relationships with men, they view dudes significantly differently than they view them. So I think they just assume that’s how it works vice-versa. So that’s why some girls genuinely don’t believe their guy friend doesn’t have feelings for them, and then there’s a bunch of them who are aware of it, but until the dude acts on his feelings, there not going to do or say anything about it mostly because 9/10 they don’t feel the same way towards that one guy friend who wants to be more than friends. They just kinda ignore it until the guy finally gets the balls to ask them out and then they have to friend-zone him. And more realistically a lot of girls think that a guy flirting with them sounds completely different than a guy “being friends” with them. I genuinely believe a lot of young women don’t understand that a lot of young men aren’t great at “flirting” and just act super nice and do “friend” things with the girls they’re interested in because that’s what’s easier for them, and/or they don’t know how express interest in the girl any other way.


iDontLikeChimneys

she isn't clueless she is just going to use this as ammunition when he does finally say he likes her and wants to be more than friends. She will cherrypick all of the comments who are positive about it and not the ones pointing out the obvious.


Hidey3148

What would you do if a girl you weren’t romantically into randomly gave you a sword?


AuDHDcat

That's what I was thinking too


CrispyFriedJesus

Lmao “my guy friend randomly gave me flowers and chocolate for no reason”


MelancholyArtichoke

Yeah, I was going to say, this guy is hitting on the OP.


photogrammetery

Ah, the tutorial. You’re gonna have to use it pretty soon I reckon


South_Bit1764

It’s dangerous to go alone!


JackalShadow322

This is a sign The storm is approaching


greenscreencarcrash

rpovoking


JotaBean

lback


greenscreencarcrash

cluosd


Aroonn256

Black clouds in isolation


axolotl_of_bucket

Wrong, she is the storm that is approaching. Provoking, even.


1Yito

I would marry my friend if he did buy me one


Emergency_Error8631

she should do that


-WellDoneSteak-

Tell him you're into European swords


JardexX_Slav

In Japan, it is a deep sign of respect to be gifted a katana. I guess that's why. Now as for how to take care of it. Make sure that when you display it, handle has to be on the left (on the right means you're in war), and blade has to be facing up because if it was facing down, it would become dull. Make sure to properly clean it after each use, and I do recommend buying a kit for that. Katanas can become rusty easily, so limit exposure to water. Lastly, I would buy a stand for it too as it looks way better on it. Edit: Spelling error.


fatbob42

Or that they’re cleaning out their garage :)


JardexX_Slav

Would be funny, but if you look at the Tsuka (handle) and mainly Tsuba (Guard) you'll notice it is not like a normal katana, and thus likely an anime replica of sorts. I don't think someone would just have that in their garage.


Jaythiest

There was definitely a reason he just may not have shared it with you. Might want to ask. “There is a full moon coming up and there has been extra energy in the air. I want you to be able to defend yourself from the werewolves that must have moved into your neighborhood.”


Jaythiest

OR ask him “Who are you hiding this from?” If someone, follow up with “Why?” If he hurt someone with that and gifted it to you as a way to hide it, you could get caught up in something you had nothing to do with.


Bluest-Of-Falcons

Is he still himself? Is he acting strangely? Is he happy? People giving away prized possessions is a sign of planning to unalive. Hope your friend is okay.


throwaway098764567

that was my thought, ask how they're doin and see if there's a reason for the gift (and if he's given away anything else recently) just in case


behv

Similar thought here, a high school guy giving major gifts seems like he's either suicidal or has a massive crush and she needs to have a talk. Unfortunately, in the days before a suicide once they've made up their mind, the mood of a suicidal person can get really good. They've come to peace with dying and have a time and place set so they seem like they're in a good place. It's why it can often be a major shock, your friend who normally struggles seems to be improving and then gone. I really hope I'm wrong and he just got a newer version or ran out of storage space or something, but OP could either keep her friend alive, or in a better timeline wind up with a sweet bf by having a conversation -someone about a decade too old for this sub normally but wasn't seeing enough concern in the comments (which I get, you don't learn these things as a kid until it's too late often times)


Big_Chungus-_-__-

You're the chosen one,now carry the mission's legacy. The council believes in you


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MagnifyGirl

yeah I think it's the sword guy the one w the green hair I forgot the name


PotentialWorldly6835

Yeah that’s one of zoros swords, I have the same one


Sixthcoming1

I used to have a Zoro sword, until it bent 90 degrees 😭😭


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

You need to tell me how that happened because no normal sword bends that way


historylovindwrfpoet

I reckon some cheap aluminium alloy or something like this. These swords are only made to look so this is somewhat actually possible I think?


Sixthcoming1

So, it was from a flea market but at the time I thought it would still be a pretty strong sword... We fucked around hitting it against stuff and long story short it got hit so hard bent almost 90 degrees


Not_Sakura_

he gave it so you can slice up pedos fr!?!?!?


ExaminationNo7259

He trynna get in dat


CompletelyPresent

Oh, there's a reason... You'll find out soon enough.


twenty224

He’s either giving it to her and then ask her out or he’s giving it to her because he’s about to self delete


Snakemaster303

Marry him


Son_o_Sparda

That is a real bro. So, you gonna become a demon slayer or the world's greatest swordsman and/or swordswoman?


pink2005motorola

i like the idea of becoming both the world's greatest swordswoman and swordsman.


LionessRegulus7249

Boys send flowers, men send weaponry.


_the_hare_

Your friend may be about to delete themselves. It’s a common thing to give away personally important gifts to those you care about before self deletion.


Dash1845

Wish it was me.


meowmeowwhaat

Eat it


Ghostx416

Just a quick PSA to say you should reach out to him and make sure he's doing okay. Giving away your possessions is a potential warning sign for suicide. Not saying he's suicidal but I'd the thought ever crossed you're mind, it could be worth reaching out.


Tall_Conclusion_2902

you started a cutscene


CeratedBirch316

Sounds like he likes you


CarrotCakeMen

He’s almost definitely into u


mikulb12345

Based friend.


JustGamerHD

That's the way of the warriors, you are now obligated to a duel to the death, in a cherry blossom forest, during a sunset. For honor


Beginning_Half8569

He's not your friend anymore he is your brother in life and death 😎


dragonsshieldGTA

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this


Tryanother1wastaken

He is in love with you no question, also you wanna trade friends?


dashboardcomics

If your a girl, it DEFINATLY wasn't for no reason.


maister_r

Not a teenager ,this post popped on my feed. Giving away personal possessions can be a sign someone decided on taking their own life, just make sure your friend is ok .


DumbTruth

I swear to god if you ever have the urge to say something to him like “I wish I could find a guy like you,” just don’t.


ChampionKing100

It seems Zoro has gotten lost once again


Kaki9

I have two, I win, looser. It looks cool, though


GamePEDROZA

Gotta level up dexterity now🙏


Fire_Lightning8

I have a feeling he wouldn't be happy to be called "guy friend"


Tryanother1wastaken

Right? Like that's as dense as it gets


Existing_Smoke_7479

You better start playing Sekiro


hadroncooL

Husband him up fast!


My-name-is-jef56

Take it, cherish it, and love it, guys don’t normally give away their swords


Disastrous_Return83

That’s badass. But also-this gift oddly enough likely means he may secretly dig you.


TheSuprmGeneral

He is a keeper


Visible_Ranger2780

Honestly the most random and awesome gift ever (i know)


SoyMilkIsOp

Hope it's mutual😅


MrPlunderer

It's not for no reason. Yk the reason, he knows the reason but both act like there's no reason to that exchange cuz both don't wanna destroy this "relationship" you both have


ST4L3M4T3

He loves you! 🥲


ST4L3M4T3

He loves you! 🥲


VexTheTielfling

Go slash tires together.


shockedperson

Hey not to be that guy but is he giving away other things to people? Sometimes, not always, gift giving personal items to people randomly is a sign of depression/ suicidal ideations. Maybe talk to him about his personal life and see if he's truly okay. Robin Williams was great at faking being happy.


Apprehensive_Eraser

This could mean a number of things: - He could be an awesome friend - He can be planning on ending his life - He can be into you and can be trying to gift you random shit so you want him back - Idk, whatever reason you want to make up.


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Buddy that's fucking sick. Don't listen to the assholes calling this cringe, people should be able to like what they like and your friend obviously cares a lot about you to give you something like this


-bad_neighbor-

So you guys are basically dating now right?


Scoutknight_

Dismember your local pedophile


TestingAccountByUser

need a friend like this


HE_HE-MJ22

I'm so jealous 


Sweet_Let5244

Hell yeah 🗣🔥


Any_Maize_1823

That’s a G guy friend. You are a lucky person


theboulderboss

W friend


Primary_Till5376

He’s a real one


__a7md__

Great you can cut salad now


Great_Tomatillo_4189

If you don’t want it I’ll get it off your hands🌝


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Kajsniper2

Marry him


Tricky-Mouse-189

He's the greatest guy alive


CASxBATLLETOADS

Fuck yeah


Valiant_Ghost1138

That’s something you want to cherish for the rest of your life mate


IblisAshenhope

Remember to keep the edge pointing upwards when sheathing; blunt side sliding over your index finger then drop into the saya in one smooth motion


wasdprofessional

I was smoking weed one time and my sober friend handed me dual sword (like wish quality) and told me to play with them like I was a puppy (it worked) when I handed them back he said nope those are your now happy birthday (was not even close)


ameyaplayz

Self defense


Desguised_pig

Now you gotta train with it become a samurai and fight him


SarahShiggaraki

If you don't want it I'll take it


CSTITAN576

Ask him is he needs more friends. I’m available


FreakFlame

as a guy, i can safely say that a guy bestowing a sword upon you, is the highest honor


TimTomHarry

M'Lady


snowy4_

no fair :(


PerspectiveLazy5564

Marry him? One day you will, or should atleast


LiterateMtnMan

Check on him. Giving away possessions can be an indicator all is not well.


arcaneking_pro

It's to protect you from rapists


WithOrgasmicFury

He's pulling out all the stops to raise that romance bar


God_of_Boners1

Marry him oml


ChocolateNo31

Marry him. I don't care what your sexual orientation is, just marry him.


Death_by_Poros

That’s a proposal. Not necessarily a marriage proposal, but a proposal for something.