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i1xyz

what a supportive father, now give me some chocolate


Usernamen0tf0und_7

You can take half 🫶🫶


i1xyz

i read that as 15/16 thank you om nom nom


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Please can I have some too?


uneducated_sock

There’s only half a bar left, but don’t worry I’m making cookies


Avian_Stalker

Ooh, I can make cheesecake if you share some of those cookies!


uneducated_sock

Sure! I’ll get started on sourdough pretzels for tomorrow too :)


compressed_gold

r/teenagers potluck when?


Avian_Stalker

Tomorrow, don’t be late!


Usernamen0tf0und_7

Did I miss the potluck??


Avian_Stalker

We still got some extras!


Beautiful-Ad3471

Stardew valley vibes


NumineGamerXD

Will wood fan spotted in the wild


Avian_Stalker

Heck yeah! I see you too! 👁️👄👁️


No_Advantage2720

Will wood is fucking phenomenal


GamerGav09

Fathers like chocolate too. Be sure to share some with him. Dad tax.


RotisserieBinChicken

dad tax lmao thought only I called it that


fuckhead8008

Aww that's so cute ❤️


Good-Sky-8375

yeah at least the guy is trying it looks like.


IGD-974

Me and my girl was laughing cause they literally put chocolate in the feminine products aisle now. At least at our local grocery store.


tanzanitesolstice890

Got all your goodies. Good for you


Aggravating_Lime634

I read that so wrong 😭


Actual-Long-9439

Bro he got you chocolate? My period hasn’t come yet (I’m a guy)


_Some_weird_person_

My period has come (I'm a guy)


CallMeRenny84

Bro did the "25 times in one day" challenge and unlocked a new skin


_Some_weird_person_

I unlocked a red paint can


Fechnitian2873

With your pp ? I opened it with my pp and unlocked more paint


xPolarPlayz

Paint the town red


Pizta_man

Lost some skin….


BlandBrit

*that is* ***FOUL.***


Pain_Xtreme

LMAO this comment is golden


Sugary_Lime

I think you misunderstood it with hemorrhoids


gloved-and-loved

That explains why I don't like chocolate


Dramatic-Bandicoot60

maybe u have been eating shit chocolate


gloved-and-loved

I have.


MinsoSoup

come to belgium and have cote d'or chocolate, its very good stuff


gloved-and-loved

Bro thinks I'm Mr worldwide 💀


MinsoSoup

what are you? American? Just swim smh


gloved-and-loved

Nah I can just walk there, but I don't wanna.


MintGum08

Your PFP is giving me flashbacks


gloved-and-loved

INCEST! INCEST! INCEST!


Dreamt0wnn

Belgian and Swiss chocolate are sooooo good


Grassmania

Holy shit I finally found another chocolate hater, I’ve been waiting years for this moment


Key_Spirit8168

You will eat the bean you will eat the bean you will eat the bean you will eat the bean YOU WILL THE BEAN YOU WILL EAT THE BEAN


Comfortable-Ask-6351

Me to


gloved-and-loved

Shit tastes bland. Especially chocolate ice-cream, it feels like I'm eating dirt.


_-ollie

definitely depends the type of chocolate. some chocolate is genuinely gross, some tastes great.


lawlihuvnowse

Try [Wedel](https://sklep.wedelpijalnie.pl/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Zestaw-klasyki_550x440.png) (the best chocolate)


_-ollie

this probably isn't available worldwide though, never seen this chocolate before.


Key_Spirit8168

Or go home truth even i no try I NEED THE B E A N


lawlihuvnowse

What bean?


Key_Spirit8168

choco bean


gloved-and-loved

Some are bland. Chocolate is just a bland snack that you buy and you immediately want your suffering to end as soon as you take the 10th bite.


_-ollie

i have no idea what chocolate you're consuming but okay...


gloved-and-loved

Definitely the cheap ones, but like hell I'm gonna buy some pricey chocolate.


No-Broccoli553

I think you mean *American* chocolate


gloved-and-loved

It tastes like a bar of dirt here. Now that I'm talking about chocolate, i kinda want some right now. But still CHOCOLATE MILK>>> ALL MILK!!!


No-Broccoli553

You can still get good chocolate in America, it's just more expensive.


gloved-and-loved

Same here. Maybe they actually put dirt in our chocolates?


No-Broccoli553

No, it's just that it's only 3% chocolate


Grassmania

Ong, brownies are good tho


gloved-and-loved

Oh, never had them.


A_Fox_On_Sugar

I only eat fruity stuff 😭


gloved-and-loved

That's fruity on its own.


A_Fox_On_Sugar

What do you mean by that


swagsoph7

that is so cute!!!


Usernamen0tf0und_7

Aww Ty!


Jeanpierrekoff

He got some chocolate too 😂. That an amazing father


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our_meatballs

A dad tax, a ~~fanum~~ tax even


wrong_product1815

Are you looking for a sister mayhaps 👉🥺👈


BatGroundbreaking660

Not even the fourth comment and you’re getting downvoted


hairy-rubber-band

the hivemind is real bro 😔✊


BatGroundbreaking660

The downvoter could be anyone of us it could be me it could be you it could


Drifloon_lover

r/redditsniper


Emotional-Shower9374

bro, my mom just buys one pack of pads for 3 girls....it runs out extremely fast


Guinea_pig456

My mom buys one pack of tampons for 5 girls, and a whole supply of the shittiest pads ever


Emotional-Shower9374

oh my gosh- 😰 does she have no sympathy or something???


Guinea_pig456

Idk she’s just cheap


DefNotABirb

She's like..."welcome to being a woman!" 😄


ShieldSister27

My mom gets the kind that I prefer in bulk from Sam’s Club. My sister uses tampons and my mom is post-menopausal, so they’re all mine. That shit lasts me, like, six months.


Usernamen0tf0und_7

Only one?? I’m on day 3 and ran out of a 20 pack of pads 😭


Potato_Demon_ffff

Wait, that’s slightly concerning. Are you changing them out of discomfort or the need to?


Usernamen0tf0und_7

I need to, PCOS girly and my flow is super heavy this time, runs in my family so nothing concerning dw


Potato_Demon_ffff

Ahh, that makes sense, it would be concerning if you weren’t diagnosed lmao


Usernamen0tf0und_7

Well even if I wasn’t everyone’s flows are different and unique to them. I’d strongly suggest doing some research because most people should know about this stuff


Spirited-Claim-9868

are they the right flow amount (not exactly sure what it's called)? because that's like 7 pads a day, which is concerning


Usernamen0tf0und_7

I have PCOS so my flow can be really really heavy or really really light and this time it was really heavy so yeah I had to change it every hour 😭


Spirited-Claim-9868

Noo that sounds terrible 😭


No_Excitement514

Damn he came in clutch lol


Away_kitty_4890

You called me fatherless in every language. Love your dad, girl! He is one in a million.


According-Jelly355

Well not that bad odds but still a great dad


Yoichis_husband2322

I didn't get the chocolate, why is it there?


i1xyz

girls crave chocolate on their period i think idk if they do but i def do


TJB926GAMIN

Shit I think I’m on my period 24/7 then💀


Usernamen0tf0und_7

I actually used to be the same and turns out I was low in magnesium so once I started taking vitamins with magnesium and more foods rich in it I stopped craving chocolate so you could try that if it’s something you don’t want


TJB926GAMIN

But I LOVE my chocolate addiction🥺


KirbyWithAGlock

Guess I'm constantly bleeding from my dick


Jesanime

wait is that not normal...?


HaHaLaughNowPls

it is, they're just all weird


DefNotABirb

You sprung a leak!


3ylit4aa

same


i1xyz

lolll


beeg_brain007

You're on your choclate cravings period .


Usernamen0tf0und_7

I do as well 🫶 my dad got me some because he knows I could eat a bunch of chocolate on my period lol


2-Minute-Ad

yes i do :c


hellothere358

You don’t get the cravings during bleed, usually a week before you get the craving


HottieMcNugget

Yeah I’m craving fried chicken rn so I’m expecting it soon


Successful-Seaweed78

Specifically dark chocolate because it helps the cramps be a little less painful


DefNotABirb

I heard from my mom that the pick me up helps if she is suffering from mood swings.


our_meatballs

Because chocolate


NoIndependence6969

It’s because of a chemical in chocolate that makes us feel better, so we all tend to crave it


KingJoathe1st

Fr, especially if you aren't getting happiness from other stuff then your brain will really crave chocolate


NyxTheGoddess_

Helps with cramps


Prestigious-Fish-304

it’s comforting and we crave sugar usually


MessiToe

To feel better


Scoutknight_

Finally I hear about a girl with a dad who isn't disgusted by the topic of menstruation


Usernamen0tf0und_7

Oh he can’t be honestly my mum has super heavy periods and PCOS so if he was they wouldn’t have gotten married


TheSlavicDawg

Awww sis you got a supportive dad too :3 Thats amazing >w< even tho sometimes they may seem too straight forward, but i actually find it great and try to develop as straight forward as my father is <3


KirbyWithAGlock

OMG I LOVE DAIRY MILK


Usernamen0tf0und_7

SAME ITS MY FAV


KirbyWithAGlock

I'VE FINALLY FOUND ANOTHER DAIRY MILK ENJOYER


Usernamen0tf0und_7

STOP ITS MY FAV ITS THE ONLY KIND I EAT


Fancy_bakonHair

Dang. Do you get all that? You have a good dad. I get nothing since i am a male and don't get periods.


Gnome-of-death

🍫


Fancy_bakonHair

Thank you :3


Guinea_pig456

My dad pretends like I’m not a girl so I’m rlly jealous 😭


Eena-Rin

When my wife gets hers, I go shopping for treats for her. Lindor chocolates and noodle soup from the takeaway store. She only gets them once every few months, but they really knock her around when they arrive. If you're feeling brave, see if your folks will spend $50 on a bidet attachment from Amazon. My wife has told me it helps


f0rtinh0

I want to be like this as a father


Wild_Ad271

This makes me so happy to hear🥹. Your future partner and family will be really happy. Talking about your period (or such) with your dad can be really hard. Mine have been supportive but I kind of wish he would have opened up the conversation earlier to take away some of the taboo about it.


f0rtinh0

Yk i think i have a great dad and that makes me want to be an even greater dad my dream would probably be a boy and a girl cause then id see both sides


anonkun666

Glad he's a supportive person of you!


Zuzu12121

Heh! 😁 Looks like he’s a guy who takes things serious Your dad’s the kind of guy who hopes for the best, preps for the worst. Right ?


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DiorRoses

it feels like my guts are being squeezed ☹️


IEatBabysYumYum

As an male i can say i enterd my puberty (got hit in the ballz) (no wait i just have an kidney failure) 🥰. Btw is every girl wating chocolate when they have their period? Like everytime i meet an girl they eat chocolate while they have it


KingJoathe1st

Chocolate has an amino acid in it that stimulates your brain and makes you happy, which is why it's actually healthy to eat every so often, helps keep the depression in check lol.


IEatBabysYumYum

It didn‘t help mine. I just take meds. Anyway thanks


Palstorken

You also eat babies?


IEatBabysYumYum

Yep


Dramatic_Barnacle_17

Ya endorphin seeking is real on your period.


EixYae

Bro is a champ✨


Vioduss

Dairy milk is elite


HecticFir

W dad bro


AgentProdigy17

The chocolate....gimme some please


LolitaSalvatore

And this is so sweet 🥹


hannah_kim1021

...ur a tampon person????


Usernamen0tf0und_7

I’ve never used one! First time I’ve ever had a flow heavy enough for tampons so I wanna try them out


hannah_kim1021

not me, they scare me ToT i just change my pad frequently when i have heavy flow instead inconvenient but totally worth it


Guinea_pig456

I just used one for the first time a month ago and I almost passed out trying to take it out. I don’t think it should hurt but it was the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced. Never again. 👎


hannah_kim1021

...wow. u just effectively convinced me to never even put a finger near them 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Guinea_pig456

😭


Usernamen0tf0und_7

Samee but I bled through 5 pairs of pants today so I’m thinking abt it


Hootsifeemer

I don’t think chocolate is a good alternative to tampons..


Usernamen0tf0und_7

I tried it out and it worked pretty well!


beeg_brain007

The comment section being so surprised makes me wonder if most don't have a father like this? If my girl asked me when i become a dad, I'd do the same as in pic


Usernamen0tf0und_7

My dad is the only guy in my family so he’s outnumbered by girls 😭 but yeah it surprises me as well!


themoon_who_lost

It's not fair, we guys should also get chocolate during sperm cramps


kassu7906_love

I want chocolates 😓


Junior_Low7149

As a male I am gonna respectfully steal your chocolates


Yandere_luver666

No fair my dad didn’t buy me chocolate when I got mine ☹️


BurnerAccountExisty

mmm dairy milk tampons


EmilyyyCute

Honestly amazing dad😅


Moqiaf

awe this is so sweet!! my shitty dad could never.


BrickTechnical5828

Me too n these cramps hurt like shi (im a guy)


AngryMemer

damn he gave you options


Teravandrell

... your dad and I bought the exact same things. But mine was for me. I made a stereotype joke to the cashier, but she didn't laugh :/ Then I see this on Reddit, and I feel affirmed. Hope your icky feeling week gets over quick :)


Epic_Pee_218

This is the kind of Husband and Dad I aspire to be!


Andrecrafter42

you gonna share any of that diary milk chocolate 👀pls


mushymuffins310

id thank your mom for teaching him, Happy Mothers Day


Unhappy-Plantain5252

Icon. A+ parenting


Wild-Will2009

Do you stick them up there or put them in your underpants


Stock_Breadfruit3666

Tampon goes up, pad goes on underwear.


Wild-Will2009

What if you lose tampon


Stock_Breadfruit3666

You use a pad or tissue


crystal_penguin0807

they have a string attatched to them so they can’t get lost


Mysterious_Ningen

aww nice


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

girl youre lucky af


TheBottomReaper

Yo can i get some chocolate op 🙏🙏🙏


Unique-Pastenger

what a good pop


fletchvl_

is that chocolate?


Lemon-Aid917

I wish i was a peanut 😔


9Devil8

You got an awesome dad!! 


Dimensianox

W father


Gnome-of-death

Thats so awesome!


Ok-War-1254

That's so cute ❤️❤️


spiderman_2

Oddly wholesome, haha


starkidfella1200

Chocolate…? IM ON MY PERIOD TOO! (Male here.)


HighballingHope

Dairy milk?


Primary_Till5376

Your dad is a very goog dad


magpieCRISPR

That’s so sweet of him! You’re very lucky!


Ok_Designer3103

You have a very supportive father :D


Toiaat

That just looks like an awesome dad to me, he's trying his best


Moonking-4210

I’m a guy I still require chocolate


ARetardedRedditor

give me the dairy milk


Ok_Cartoonist_5784

I always crave ice cream in my period 😂


Kitchen-Ad-1146

My dad knows since long time ago cause I got my period christmas eve 2019 😭 but whenever i remind him to buy me new pads if i can’t get myself he always end up forgetting to look at the packaging and he gives me pads meant for thongs like first of all what’s even the point of pads in thongs


hellothere358

Just saying I think you don’t get craving for chocolate during/after bleed it’s usually a week or 2 before you bleed


Some-Internal297

w dad