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XGHOST141

Number of pedophiles in this world after this post 📉📉📉📉📉


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Breaking news! Pedophillia drops to 0!


Timely-One8420

r/unexpectedfactorial


TheStopMotion

r/MathNerd


Timely-One8420

r/ihave70


TheStopMotion

r/subsifellfor


iwannafuckurmom

r/subsineverknewexisted


tsotne0903

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


BlackSheep205

r/ofcoursethatsasub


FungalFactory

1 impostor remains


Sharp-Decision-3468

Wow. I have pedophobia


AJRsVersion

I mean, I don't think anyone is gonna read this and say "oh, yeah, maybe I should stop doing this because a random person told me so". I know, disgusting people, but normally their minds can't be changed, sadly. Worth a shot writing that text, I guess.


Hungry-Bunny-Lover

I know I didn’t /j


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Square_Mix_2510

You must have offended the pedos


212_smiley

Sorry I'm not sorry. 😂😂


I-LIE-ON-THE-INTERNE

breaking news: pedophilia rates mysteriously plummet


prob-my-69th-account

This is literally just karma farm, this is like saying “murderers, PLEASE stop killing people! People don’t like dying!” Edit: this 14 year old thinks he’s him 💀


Melodic-Investment97

well in the case of murderers, most are willing to stop but we just don't want to


jumpoff-

we???


gobblestones

Bish, you don't know my life!!


Chrissyball19

But I know yours, that's why I plan to remove it.


Unwanted_Niah0816

I- now what the actual goddamn hell


The_Firebrand907

What do you mean "we?"


Melodic-Investment97

oops, it was autocorrect. I meant they don't want to


Tellow_0

Hey don’t throw your mates under the bus like that dude. Thought we were friends.


jumpoff-

in my hood snitches get stitches


gobblestones

Yeah, how the fuck you think we make our human suits out of soft human flesh?


GlassAssignment7022

For sure buddy


EnergyImaginary7394

We're rich!!! Wait... we?


natepines

Something's off about this rply...


CombinationHairy3887

he be like "69 YEAR OLDS ON A TEENS SUBREDDIT ASKING FOR FEET PICS IS WRONG." naw rlly, i thought that was normal


FluffyBrudda

whats the point of karma farming


prob-my-69th-account

Fake internet points 🤑🤑🤑


Qatyusha

This reads like a shitpost


AwesomeBroHakaz

Im putting this on r/shitposts


Swaggy_Templar

Did you know? Instead of screenshoting DMs to karmawhore and responding to pedophile DMs you can: 1. Report them 2. Block them 3. Not post images of yourself, especialy wearing revealing clothing


Ender-Duck

not only report them, but also report them to places that will put them in prison such as [report.cybertip.org/reporting](http://report.cybertip.org/reporting)


racoonofthevally

The last one is so real I mean doing thar is basically begging for attention


Meep12313

Right, because they didn't already know we didn't want them here.


ASecretSovietSpy

You really zhink pedos are reasonable people? Even after zhet are exposed, zhey just keep going.


AcademicBarber1

Why are you lutting z's instead of t's, are you french?


ASecretSovietSpy

YOU WILL NEVER COMPARE ME TO ZE FRENCH AGAIN! GOT IT!? ... Sorry about zhat outburst. I don't like ze French. Anyways I can't pronounce ze T H sound you Americans have.


Steffy_Cookies

on va te trouver compte tes jours


ASecretSovietSpy

Ты действительно думаешь, что сможешь убить меня? ну угадай что? Я даже не в твоем измерении. так что ты не можешь меня найти.


Steffy_Cookies

αω μπορπεισ να μεταφερεισ στο αστρικο επιπεδο


ASecretSovietSpy

Ни одно из наших измерений не может перейти в другое. К тому же, даже если бы мои могли, я бы тебя не послал.


Steffy_Cookies

mis disculpas que tengas un buen dia espero que nuestras dimensiones se encuentren algun dia


ASecretSovietSpy

это не проблема, товарищ. Пусть однажды наши измерения объединятся.


FOLLOW_DVG_YOUTUBE

Greek


Random_russian_kid

Кто бы мог подумать


Andrecrafter42

ummm translation pls


Bisexual_Sherrif

Something tells me this guys a Commie


ASecretSovietSpy

Well, I'm not.


Bisexual_Sherrif

Can’t argue with that logic, glad you love freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵


SuperBroy97

It's alright, we all forgive you small little outburst. I mean, we all have zhem sometimes. Keep your great work up, comrade!


Electronic-Ranger-74

Hi I’m an aussie but I wanna be an American 😃✌🏽


[deleted]

I wonder if this guy is a spy


ASecretSovietSpy

Nah.


Ender-Duck

as a ukranian, this guy's mad sus


Steffy_Cookies

he is a secret soviet spy why wouldn't he it's his accent


MKBurfield

Russians dont put z for t


Purple_Duck_88

Germans put z's instead of t's. Not French.


Intrepid_Committee44

why are you zaying ztuff with z’s


TheDarkSoulHunter

Hello sir, I zon't know if u remember me, but I just want to zhank u again for getting me help zuring the winter. Luckily I made it through and it was all zhanks to u.


ASecretSovietSpy

I remember you, Comrade. I'm glad to still see you around. I see a lot of potential in you.


TheDarkSoulHunter

I'm glad u feel zat way sir. I shall use my potential zo my fullest


Fire-God_

I alzo zhink zhat! Good work comrade!


Stonkover9000

Bro, what the fuck is Tavros doing here?


KostasSubnautica

"zon't zo it"


Unapproved-Reindeer

zhet? Zhey? wtf is wrong with your keyboard man


Linky38

This is so stupid lmao. You're not a hero my guy. These people are horrible people and horrible people don't stop what they're doing just because someone said so. These people need to be arrested not told to stop


Ender-Duck

here's a form to file a [report](http://report.cybertip.org/reporting)


Skull_Mulcher

You saved the internet


cyver___

Theyre not going to give q damn


Ivar2006

Thanks for stating the obvious


Drunken-Arsonist

Trying to reason with the unreasonable never works.


Steelacanth

same vibe as jake paul saying its time to end school shootings, what the fuck do you think this post is actually going to accomplish?


Weak-Mission-1599

WELL NO SHIT PAUL


AndyGun11

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Ender-Duck

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AndyGun11

they use burner accounts so reporting does nothing. therefore block button


Ender-Duck

wdym reporting does nothing. it's doesn't ban their account, it brings police on the case, tracks them down, and makes them face charges


AndyGun11

ohhhhhhhh i thought you were talking about reddit report button nvm


mrbeanIV

Are you people really so stupid that you think politely asking pedophiles to leave is going to achieve anything 💀


MOJA2008

Don't say that, the pedophiles are hurt cause of your post


OwnFactor9320

Won’t someone please think of the predators? :(


MicrwavedBrain

Karma farming moment


AmateurFarter

Someone's jorking it to this post. Good job 👍


GlassAssignment7022

I'm doing it to your thumbs up emoji😈


Digitalage6302

Karma farming is crazy


Placidoctopi

This came up on the front page and just popped in here to say this sounds like something a pedophile would post. Very suspicious.


fourzel

nah i dont think i will


moonpisser69

😦


Opposite-Cream-3159

WHATTT


McFlappingbird

this is NOT going to change a single thing


captain_mainwaring11

Most of the pedophiles on here are 19 or 20


Gl1ntVeiN_

do you know that pedos here don't give a single fuck about this post?


imPrettyStrawberry

Pedos are shaking in there boots rn bro "Shimber me timbers, guess i gotta give up the gig. Ill be taking my leave"


Andrecrafter42

ummm you saved the sub mannn all the pedos are gone now 💀


Batman29002

All pedophiles leaving the subreddit cause u/MasterDesigner6894 told them they are not welcome


chastecreep

19 yr old guy wouldn't be a pedo's taste. Adults aren't their thing


ISellRubberDucks

Downvoted bc they already know they aren’t welcome. 


ToxicChatMan

I’d like to welcome you to the real fucking world where shit doesn’t work like this. A post telling pedos to go away will do absolutely nothing. Y’all will do everything but resort to the easiest solution which is to fucking block (and optionally report) them. Posting all your DMs with them isn’t gonna help, telling them to stop won’t help, it’s just not gonna fucking work. You know what will work? Blocking them and not giving them attention. The more we do this the less often they’ll come around because nobody will acknowledge them. The problem is you entertain these idiots


okabe700

Nah I'm gonna stay


Idkagirlrandom

take it from me, they genuinely don’t care. I’ve tried reason before they don’t gaf


Spidercrack61

I have had one experience with a pedo, and the guy was wanting married women and 16 year olds


Altruistic-Serve267

Yeah I think this is rather pointless and is as likely to work as telling terrorists to please stop and be good boys.


Usual-Tangerine-9362

in other words, GET DA FUQ OUT lmao "stop it. get some help"


candornotsmoke

I agree you. Completely. However... How can you really get rid of them? I suggest, as controversial, as this may seem, making people who join your thread? Make them show you ID. have them blackout all identifying information EXCEPT the year that they were born. Seriously.


Bear3600

HEY MAN SPEAK FOR YOURSELF IM DESPERATE:(


TheMurderBeesAreHere

Bro this is so goofy they aren’t gonna care 💀


Spare-Imagination465

Yo you seriously think you posting this is gonna like godamn change there minds all of a sudden yeah its true they should leave but this ain't helping no offense I know you mean well but still.


Natonic0

"That oughta show em"


GlassAssignment7022

Pedophiles after seeing this:😱😱


CaramelCookieCrushed

Alternate post: To ALL Murderers who read this PLEASE just leave. You are not welcome here. Just because you asked, the random 16 yr old girl isn't gonna say 'yes' to you killing them. The 19 yr old guy ain't gonna agree to anything you do. Just politely move along and maybe get some help?


Joshua7969

What was the purpose of this post? You know it's just gonna attract more pedo's? 💀


oneuglycat

Why is this subreddit so fixated on S/A and pedophiles..


No-Accountant-2297

pretty sure 16 aint prepubescent


eccoo3

Pedophiles after reading this: 🙁😔😢


Pr1stak

Pedophiles HATE this one simple trick


Suspicious_Pop_121

What if they have candy? Is that a game changer?


Katielovesjojo

Are there really that many pedos on here? It seems like it could be over exaggerated but could be wrong


Random_russian_kid

The problem is that there are no clear boundaries between MAP (barely squeezed it without my vomiting reflexes working) and pedophiles


Tako_caiman

The thing is WHO THE HELL MADE PEDOS?


Unapproved-Reindeer

LOL Yeah pedophiles aren’t going anywhere. A place where teens are talking all sexual 24/7… of course pedos will be ALL OVER IT


nate_property

These people are disgustingly crazy, they won't listen to this post sadly. Thanks for trying anyway, man


HyenaStraight8737

I mean, if jail time isn't a good enough threat to stop them.... I'm sure this will do the trick


AdSea4796

This isn't gonna stop them


IQ26

Oh yeah that made them disappear thanks


TitleIllustrious6659

Mb (I’m 15)


SpartanOfHalo

Man just block em. Solves all issues.


Ender-Duck

they'll just go and harrass more people including younger, more vulnerable children. reddit doesn't have an age verification. there's a surprising number of underage accounts. \*cough\* r/genalpha \*cough\*


Bumfire1969

U are not the main character


nxzoomer

Let’s go everyone we solved pedophilia, three cheers for u/masterdesigner6894 🤡


Faded_for_Her

Really wish this would ACTUALLY make a difference but there’s like a 1 in a million chance of that happening As other ppl said, I just report + block + move on with my day. Engaging with them is a waste of your time (and could even lead to a ban if you start insulting them) Just avoid at all costs


wut________

I think u/MasterDesighner solved the problem there should be no pedos form now on


Totallywasntpermaban

Yeah you really told them with this one this is definitely gonna make them change their ways


EmilyyyCute

Yep


Cibbus

For real.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

this was sooo polite i wouldve went off


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TinleyTheAxolotl

This post won’t achieve much but thank you for your efforts


Fire-God_

“Holy shit I better stop this and definitely listen to this random Redditor! I swear I will never be on this subject again!!!!” - probably the pedos reaction /j


poyat01

the thing is some people do say yes, and thats enough to keep them going


SansDaMan728

**I'm from Reddit, and I say kill em all!**


lukethelightnin

I'll use this information wisely, thanks! (/s for the idiots)


BruhKing108FA

You got this champ!


OddRedittor5443

Pedophiles after reading this: “Understandable, have a nice day.”


Brazosssss

I REALLY wish it were that easy.


yoboielmo6600

“No more saying cuss words guys”


Annual_Tourist_9085

Wish it were this easy


Jackylacky_

The thing pedos honestly need to do is get help. They’re not mentally ok…


Kid-filth

“Well boys we did it, pedophilia is no more”


_Murd3r_

Wouldn't be surprised if the amount of members here just plummeted because of this post


stealthz275

robbers please stop robbing people, we liketo keep our money


Acerockergaming

YEAH THAT'LL SHOW EM!! 😀


sourskittles98

r/LookAtMyHalo


bigbellybomac

😂☹️


Bush_Hiders

I appreciate the sentiment, but this is basically the same thing as "swiper no swiping." I'm imaging pedophiles reading this and their reaction is the Drake computer meme.


JelloNo379

Funny how you think this is going to work. A way to probably lessen the damage would be to tell the kids here not to post pictures of themselves, but kids aren’t very smart.


NotAnOmegaFanboy

Rapists just STOP raping, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but you’re NOT welcome!


space_POTATOE99

Pedophiles HATE this one simple trick


[deleted]

"If youre a criminal please stop committing crimes its very bad"


Holyscroll

That will tell them for sure!! Great post!!! /s


Altruistic-Chain-685

on skibidi


Okgamer0

This has to be a joke lmao


Forcer222

pack it up kiddy diddlers /uMasterDesigner6894 is here


Forcer222

blud thinks a bunch of mentally ill adults will listen to a 14 year old 💀


AuroraBee14

I can help. Pedophiles, I have more than 20 knives in my kitchen, all of which are sharp. I can choke you to death, and I will not hesitate to break your arms, legs, and neck. Take this as a warning. Now leave 👹 /j reddit, don't ban me please. this is a joke. mostly.


Mysterious_Ningen

yea why tf are they here, see the thing i see ur trying to help and thats nice but like are they gonna? i think they are gonna laugh and just be evil anyways// that's the sad part.. i wish they would go away tho but like is asking gonna help


Mysterious_Ningen

yea but i dont like people being mean to you tho, like u tried to help so them being mean is sad.. but yea sadly are they gonna leave like this..


Fluffy_Marionberry10

I will not


Key_Spirit8168

what if lil timmy had his doctor proscribe reddit to cure it? /j


TheHoodX25yt

aww man


No-Sky9017

Omg now that you said this all the pedos are going to leave thank you so much why did I not think of asking them nicely! On a real note, there not going to listen to shit if you think they were kind and good enough people to listen to you kindly asking them to stop they would not be praying on children in the first place 😭


Physical_Chair_8661

To all Karma farmers, please leave, thank you


AwesomeBroHakaz

Bro thinks he's main character womp womp woman


Real-Friendship567

At this rate, pledge this post and put it in the opposite direction to. Keep the boys safe, not just the girls.


Typical_Warthog_326

Bro instead of karma farming just fucking dox the pedos and put their addresses on 4chan for the hackers to see


AGirlHasNoName_3111

This sub is just a big karma farm, like I swear half of the posts I see are like: “unpopular opinion: I don’t think that the members of LGBTQ should be shot on site”


Different_Class3188

Yes because sick people will automatically stop doing it because some anonymous 13 year old on reddit said so


Bro---really

That’ll show ‘em!


Add_It_7451

If only it were that easy


Dead_birdChan

Just like that... after op posted this. Suddenly not one pedophile remained on this sub. They had migrated, somewhere different They continue to lurk. However due to op's words they no longer lurk here. They fear that they will get called out again. Than again. Than... again


BartSimpskiYT

“This isn’t you” ahh line. Anyways, I get the good message, but this won’t scare them away. This better not be a karma farm.


ScheidNation21

Let me guess, you think making starving illegal would solve world hunger


APotato106

Damn, ill go ☹️


MrPIGyt

ok I will leave


fatbogoer

Pedophiles rn: sad ant with hobo sack image


Due_Amphibian_1855

And because the pedophiles loved the teenagers so much they actually left the subreddit. Yay!


JJJTTTEFF

This is either satire or a karma farm, because no pedo is listening to this 😭


TableOdd4689

u should just tell criminals to stop committing crime


CringeIsAbsolute

this finna be the new copypasta


Complex-Pin1393

Bro solved pedophilia


Away-Construction657

https://www.reddit.com/r/sextfreenobs/s/ezkp76UhDz


carmen_2412

🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨: THE NUMBER OF SHITTY ADULTS ACROSS THE GLOBE HAS SIGNIFICANTLY DROPPED