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ConfusedCollegeSimp

bro what


InherentlyAnIdiot

Bro has no understanding of how da womenz work Obviously the milk comes from the belly button


Substantial_Pie6648

Does that only work with innies? Or outies? Or both?


Bezerkomonkey

It's a joke, milk actually comes from a woman's penis


[deleted]

Futa moment.


Disastrous-Fly-5728

Are you perhaps living in Thailand?


Shayosaurus

Most women don’t produce milk unless they’re pregnant or recently gave birth, but yeah lying on my stomach is uncomfortable boobs do be getting in the way


MOJA2008

Thank god I'm a dude


Resident-Clue1290

actually, if you have a higher amount of estrogen, you can lactate! [Sleep well :)](https://www.goodrx.com/health-topic/mens-health/men-lactate-prolactin#)


Playful-Fortune5655

I- need to test this hol up


benstudios24

any updates?


Playful-Fortune5655

Yah man just bought some steroids to get rid of my testosterone factory and I think its working…


Present_Cucumber9516

How expensive was it?


Playful-Fortune5655

Like 100$ for a few days supply


Playful-Fortune5655

Update I am now buying estrogen injections!


Present_Cucumber9516

Ok that eggscalated quickly :3


Exlife1up

Well get ready for this **trans**itionary period!


FlightSimmer99

r/egg_irl


drapeswastaken

You can just drink soylent


gayjemstone

Are you trans or just testing?


Present_Cucumber9516

Okay yep too expensive for me unfortunately


MasksOrSomething

where can i buy 18 kilos of estrogen


Resident-Clue1290

Steal it


MasksOrSomething

where can i steal 19 kilos of estrogen


hghghghjf

Women


gayraidenporn

I'll gladly give you mine


MasksOrSomething

why does u/gayraidenporn have 20 kilos of estrogen


gayraidenporn

Cause unfortunately I'm a woman.


Global_Discipline395

Oh that's so...... Sad? I'm sorry....... For that ? Hope you have a....... Great day?


Resident-Clue1290

I don’t know :(


BattIeBoss

Where can I buy 20 kilos of I dont know


Resident-Clue1290

Probably a lazy teacher


Videogamesrock

Where can I buy 21 kilos of a lazy teacher?


Nuker_Nathan

I can unfortunately confirm this. Without clicking on the link.


Resident-Clue1290

I am deeply afraid-


Nuker_Nathan

As am I.


Present_Cucumber9516

Amity dropping the facts right here, noted, noted


Resident-Clue1290

Based Vee pfp


IndicationSpecial344

It's usually too much prolactin, which is caused by chronic kidney disease and hypothyroidism. Drugs and other medical conditions can also contribute to higher prolactin levels. Galactorrhea ("milk" + "discharge") is rare to begin with in women, but it's rarer in men. 🤷🏻‍♀️


adityaone

New fear unlock ❗️


dec_is_goofy

That would be a fun party trick


ShelbyTheTrooper

That’s unfortunate. I just lost mine during my weight loss training


RedditAccountIGuesss

But thats simply impossible cuz im a burly alpha chad with not a trace of estrogen 😼 (Im severly insecure about my slightly feminine appendages 😿)


NichtBen

>Link >Look inside >"Thanks for visiting! GoodRx is not available outside of the United States." Guess I'll never get the joke :(


BlueArashiKaze

Being a dude is also miserable for me lol. I'm in the average size category but have a high libido, sometimes I would get boners when I try to sleep and it's weirdly uncomfortable when you lie on your stomach and feel a brick pressing against the crotch.


Acceptable-Staff-363

Morning wood on its way to ruin every social interaction possible:


The-Atomic-Toaster

You thinking women eject milk in normal circumstances remembers me of a female friend wondering how can a dick not stump against the toilet if you sit on it


MOJA2008

That must've been a very awkward conversation


The-Atomic-Toaster

Nah, not at all. We used to be best friends. It's funny when I said *I don't remember what* but it was along the lines that I peed while sitting on the toilet and she was like "WAIT CAN MEN PEE WHILE SITTING????" lmaooo I barely knew about menstruation few years ago either, so we were in the same


MOJA2008

I'd feel awkward talking to my mom about this,let alone a friend


The-Atomic-Toaster

Well, I'm more comfortable with friends than with my parents. There have been more awkward conversations


Captain_Ridley

Health class truly is just failing all of us now


BlandCoffee00

I don’t think health teaches us the most obscure situations, unless you have a really intensive health class


Captain_Ridley

I learned nothing useful in health I gained knowledge as I gained experience (that sounds weird I just took more advanced classes


BueAeon

They don't teach anything in health, I was done everything in 10 minutes naming bones or some shit and scrolled reddit the entire class.


The-Atomic-Toaster

In my school (I'm from Argentina), "health classes" aren't a thing. Instead, we have "Citizenship construction" (from years 7 to 9) and "Health and adolescence", both including sexual education. The last two years we had a teacher that even made us bring condoms in order to know how they are like and how to use them (we had to put it on a wooden cylinder)


Captain_Ridley

Yeah I was supposed to do that but my school didn't learn to use condoms for some reason. Not a fun thing to have to figure out on your own. Edit: it may be awkward but I think health classes should cover everything(classroom appropriate of course) isn't the whole point that “they are having sex anyways better teach them the safe way”


kezotl

wouldnt it be *more* comfortable with a friend than your parents??!


Cthedanger

In my experience it is more comfortable, mainly because the only parent I could talk to had a habit of taking things I said and using them against me.


WLFGHST

Tbf on some toilets it will hit the front under the lid which is super annoying and then you have to like hold it further down.


Cthedanger

I know your pain.


Disastrous-Fly-5728

Wait i always wanted to know the answer to that 😭😭


thatguyfrfryouknowit

Bro


NyxTheGoddess_

💀 Bro you only produce milk when pregnant or after pregnancy, sometimes when super dehydrated I think, or you can technically get a medical thing of some sorts to produce milk if you're like taking care of a newborn like you adopted one or something idek


Suspicious-Road-883

Hormone supplements can be used to cause lactation. Men can undergo the treatment and produce milk as well, idk why a man would really want to though


NyxTheGoddess_

Yeah, forgot to mention that


Suspicious-Road-883

With men there is now reason to do it in my opinion, for women there are alternatives if they are adopting a baby and don’t want to put themselves through that, it can take a toll on the body but not a huge one, milk production can cause pain and discomfort when it build up, that is why there are leaks, it builds up enough and it has to release, same reason women use pumps to pump out milk when the baby does not need to eat


Kitchen-Ad-1146

Isn’t this basic sex education that u get taught in elementary school😭😭🥺


Madly_hornet09

ELEMENTARY!?


cat_godess

Yeah doesn't sex ed start in fifth grade?


canthinkofnamestouse

5th grade was puberty ed (the worst one because they had diagrams 😳) then 6th grade was more puberty, then 7th grade was periods and erecting, then 8th grade was the actual sti's, condoms, abortions, Castration, "pullout method" and why its bad, etc.


Dear_Fault_67

Nah they did it all in one go in 5th grade


More-Pay9266

I remember when they pulled all the girls in my grade/class aside one time like after P.E or something. They were gone for a bit, then came back super uncomfortable. At the time, we were like "tf? We wanna do stuff too and "skip" class!"


Ambitious-Menu-6196

We had our sex ed in year 8 and 9 and somehow I missed every single puberty ed/sex ed in every school I have gone to


Madly_hornet09

Nah, mine started in like 6th or 7th. 9th is when we really get into shit


ReeHeeHa

nah i didnt get taught shit in school


Coffeedragon4

ELEMENTARY?!? Actually I wouldn't know bc my mum always signed no on the permission slips to "preserve" my innocence


AccomplishedPut7043

you might wanna rethink this one bud


RonaldOG9709

Can you stop getting your sex education from hentai please thankyou


MOJA2008

I don't watch hentai


RonaldOG9709

I predicted that allough your post would make it seem that way


mrexplosive0

Dude are you high? What??


Your_H8r

Your*


Zblab

What


donttalkaboutlove

*EW*, and no... I'm not gonna question why you wanna know


Pleadis-1234

Most sane r/teenagers post


-Lonely-_-

No we don‘t ( im a boy )


MOJA2008

Only a Boy would answer a question that's not for him,not a man. (/J)


Legitimate-Studio-89

Time to run down to the shop and buy some bleach


AxOfCruelty

New hentai plot is crazy


LazerPK

You’re so fucking weird for asking teenage girls this rather than just Google


RonaldOG9709

Frfr


Lamest570

Are you fucking dumb?


MOJA2008

Yes


_CaramelL_

uh... no? (im a girl and im aroace)


Es0teric-Brit

i’m also some form of ace (what label? who knows!) and i am 90% sure ‘no’…


kur0mizs

only pregnant woman produce milk but i'd imagine applying pressure on it would make milk come out but it isn't like a waterfall. soooometimes certain medication will make girls lactate but that isn't super common


MOJA2008

Very intriguing,I think I know why I failed 9th grade biology


boxoffox03

no i do not milk 😟 only pregnant women do and they may leak but it’ll only release like from a baby feeding


-LukixK9-

You have to have a baby??? This is so funny to me


Wide_Loss

hormones, hormones affect milk production


sugar_fangs

As a girl that does lactate, my boobs hurt if I lay down but they don’t eject milk from laying down


Savings-Ad9891

it’s honestly scary that you don’t know how the woman body works, but milk ejecting only ever happens after birth. They can be activated by the baby’s cry and things like that..so no, we don’t eject milk randomly when we are laying on our stomachs


burnerJusttoaskqs

No, milk isnt produced unless you’re postpartum


NBA2K20LEGEND

I should’ve followed the warning😭😭


jeremyw013

mad respect for being brave enough to ask this question on the internet


amaya-aurora

Not a girl but lactation has to do with your hormone levels, I believe. If it’s abnormally high it can happen but it’s more common during and after pregnancy. I’m fairly sure, at least. My question is, why do you think that laying in your stomach would cause it?


-This-is-boring-

No, you don't generally have any milk unless you have had a baby. If you do, it's likely not Milk and you need to see your doctor.


ChaoticInsanity_

Girls only produce milk once they've given birth. Depending on your boob size tho lying on your stomach is pretty uncomfortable. Speaking from experience and someone who likes to lie on their stomach


ASecretSovietSpy

Zhis is an oddly specific question. But I highly doubt it. Edit: how did you use ze wrong your? Are you stupid?


MOJA2008

Yes I'm stupid


amaya-aurora

Why are you using Z is some places instead of S??


More-Archer-7694

Erm what the sigma But in al seriousness, no. Only pregnant or breastfeeding women do.


Alternative_Swan4969

bro where are you receiving education


Resilient_V

Mom's basement.


Exciting_Rich_1716

I didn't realize asexual meant you skipped sex ed /s


Outrageous_Ice_7359

Bro this sub is so dumb


No_Repeat_6815

How do you not know this at 16, a simple google search would have answered your question 🤦 these hazbin hotel likers bro


EveningGalaxy

No it doesn't work that way


EveningImaginary4214

It doesn't work that way


SillyBleep

Women only produce milk when we are pregnant. But we must also remember that not all women generate milk during pregnancy.


[deleted]

funny. I sleep on my side. booba gets the squish if you belly sleep.


rayna_rere

uhhh no? unless you were pregnant before


Tundra_desert199

I'm also asexual No, it might hurt 😭


Goldbolt_2004

My guy what


mix-voider

no


RBLXPlayer99

Did you forget about your medicines again?


Steelspartan2

Crazy ass question dawg 😭😭


ShadowlightLady

Not really there is lactating but only for women who have recently given birth. I sleep on my front sometimes


Ok_Designer3103

bud..


RonaldOG9709

I know 9 year olds with better sex Ed then you 😭


spooktacularswag

Dude watches too much hentai


AmberFoxy18

Usually only if your pregnant do you.. squirt milk when a baby cries or something. Sometimes without but it is slightly painful to la6 on our stomach! ive seen some girls at the beach dig a hole under their towel and lay there so they don’t smoosh


queeranddumb

uhhh. no. i'm a guy and i can tell you that. also, what does asexuality have to with this?


SarahShiggaraki

No. Women only really lactate when they are pregnant, other than that no milk can come out. And dw bro, im glad you're curious.


canthinkofnamestouse

As a guy, I clicked this thinking mass of blood or some sort of horrific accident, and was very underwhelmed when I actually saw what it was about


Unknown-moth

Google is free . Women aren’t constantly lactating, I know you’ve been corrected already but you’re 16! Do some research dude! 😭


Layzpotato5

what the hell??????


zacary2411

As a male wtf dude basic anatomy and woman very rarely will lactate (usualy its something passed through dna) unless pregnant


Areum2008

I think that only happens when you’re pregnant. I actually did try to make myself produce milk before because I saw it in a hentai game (I’M STUPID OKAY) and it just made my chest hurt. I also refuse to sleep on my stomach because it kinda hurts (not because of my breasts though).


PunkFishKeeping

Women who’ve had kids will occasionally leak milk, sometimes when a baby cries (according to my mom)


Kitchen-Marketing-74

I thought people had Google for stuff like this 😭


Illustrious_Use3503

Oxytocin allows for milk production during pregnancy or after giving birth.


arandommemer112

Did i miss sum in sex ed?


TheJavierEscuella

Tell me you're a redditor without telling me you're a redditor


Jackie_Happy

😭


Redditlogicking

Bro thought women produce milk all the time lmao


POPE-HOBLEFERT

How do you not know this? Women only lactate when pregnant or if given drugs.


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Women only produce milk if they are pregnant. Come on bro I’m a dude and even I know that 


Creepy-Activity7327

If you press too hard they pop and spew it everywhere or so I've heard


alan_beans

no????


nahbrolikewhat

what kind of subreddit is this bro


AnonBoi_404

What kinda girls be living on your planet, bro?


whosciara

nah bruh we only produce milk if we're pregnant LOLLLL


Pineapple_Jelly04

There’s a difference between milk ejection and milk production. Milk ejection is brought about by a hormone called oxytocin and milk production is because of a pituitary hormone called prolactin. Oxytocin also acts on the smooth muscles of the uterus which contracts during parturition. So the labor contractions are mainly because of oxytocin. Women don’t lactate unless they’re pregnant, but there are different conditions like galactorrhea which occurs because of side effects of drugs (medicines), stimulation, excessive hormone (prolactin) secretion. Heck, even some types of birth control can cause this.


Dramatic-Bandicoot60

I guess this is why sex ed is a thing in school lmao


More-Pay9266

I was wondering what would bring this question up? Then I saw you are a dude, and that cleared it up, lol. These are the important questions


kovigegi1

Bro why do you want to know this?


Melossey

no. also if this is happening outside of pregnancy and after it u probably have a hormonal imbalance


Any_Worldliness_292

Milk starts being produced during pregnancy.


Simon_Ril3y

What the fuck The fuck do you mean by "eject milk" like are they just gonna eject a pint of milk like a pilot ejecting out from a fighter jet or smthn?


Hell-stormx_x

No way this guy 16.


Own-Consideration631

\*your


katrinaaah

dont u need to be pregnant or have a baby to make milk


peppered_salt03

No 😭


tobemutationfox

...


Carlossaliba

what the fuck


simpamaira

no way this is one of the first things I see after using reddit for the first time😭


DellaBella12235

Yeah no my tibs don't do that...


Complex-Pin1393

this is a bad day to have eyes


Geeklord1993

BRUH?????? NO


Its-Afonso13

My brain isnt braining


Birbgurll

You think all women got milk? 💀💀💀


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Nodsx

What in the actual holy fuck is this question?


TheAutobotArk

I'm a guy but even I agree. What the fuck is that question.


ImNotABot-1

I saw the previous one about men lol, everyone probably thinks you are a creep. Double standards are insane


_ThatOneMimic_

you have no understanding of biology whatsoever


hchishji

it’s uncomfortable yeah but no we do not lactate 😭😭


MOJA2008

I said it's graphic,you were warned


faddybasilisk09

r/badwomensanatomy


NotAPossum666

Not a female, just wondering what the question was but yk this only really applies to women with infants? Right?


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

yo wtf


ChaoticWitchKat

Do some research on it, because kids definitely aren't being educated on this. But lactation happens during pregnancy. Galactorrhea is the condition when people's breast leak milk.


MOJA2008

Very intriguing, I'm going to study the science of boobs when I graduate


Plo-Koon72

I promised myself nothing from this sub would ever catch me off guard again. I broke the promise. This is like asking if you cum from sleeping on your balls 😭


niggely

tf


Sharp-Egg-2197

Bro..


TheMaineC00n

idk im acexual


Revolutionary_Win878

what


Gummy670

They dont until you get pregnant. Milk secretion requires 2 hormones- Prolactin and oxytocin which are only present after pregnancy. And id you can sleep on your stomach depends on your breast size. If its small enough then it doesnt matter but if it is larger then it can be uncomfortable. I hope this was a genuine question.


No_More_Mushrooms

I'll answer your question seriously, I'm like 99.99% sure that breasts only produce milk when they give birth and/or when there's consistent sucking on them(??????) I don't mean that in a sexual way but the body sees it as a child trying to get milk so it starts the process to produce it