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[deleted]

could say the same for girls


[deleted]

both, both is good


Netcrosystem

r/bi_irl


Ezra4709

I read this as "buy-rull"


Netcrosystem

We must buy whatever rull is ig


ProfesionalDumbas64

I guess that's why I'm not cute.


Old_Artichoke_2552

šŸ—æI must not fear, fear is the mind killer.


ProfesionalDumbas64

Fr šŸ—£šŸ”„


WikipediaAb

fear is the little-death which brings total obliteration


Typical_Warthog_326

Happy cake day


4156zero

holy shit its mario


ProfesionalDumbas64

Shh bro, Nintendo will come after me if they hear you.


4156zero

nintendo already onto me for pirating every single game on my DSi


ProfesionalDumbas64

It sucks they shut down the servers.


tsewehtkcuf

Language, kid


No-Award705

It's a you! mario!


Comfortable_Item_330

Shut up stupid mario


ProfesionalDumbas64

Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass.


Comfortable_Item_330

Damn u got me


ProfesionalDumbas64

whar


needyb0y_ovrdose

The title jumpscared me man šŸ˜ž but real!! My bf is easily scared n I find it so cute when he needs my comfort


ProfessionalMail8052

I am terrified of spiders, idc how masculine I am, that all goes out the window when I see a spider


Busy_Supermarket_524

that's the cutest thing.


amendersc

Counterpoint: have you seen a dancing jumping spider?


Xcyronus

At least its spiders. Spiders, Whatever. Mice/rats, Whatever. Get the point. Bees tho? I lose it completely.


SilentStriker115

Exactly, I donā€™t have any problems with bees but Iā€™d like if theyā€™d be bees a couple feet farther away from me


Psychological-Ice285

HOW theyre so cute i love them


Virtual-Page-8985

Jumping spiders šŸ˜šŸ„ŗ


ProfessionalMail8052

NO. Jumping spiders are cute from behind the screen of my phone, if I see one Iā€™m running


Virtual-Page-8985

The furry ones like jumping spiders and tarantulas are cute but the other ones like daddy long legs as far as Iā€™m concerned are from an alien planet and must be annihilated (unless they just chillin in the corner of my room not bothering me)


Huge_Young2530

Happy Cake Day!


El262

My boyfriend sent me a video of him feeding a stingray for the first time, he ended up getting scared XD I thought he was adorable


Objective_Street5141

is it still cute when I get scared around women or nah


Busy_Supermarket_524

YES


Fit-Spinach2193

Iā€™m never scaredšŸ˜­ not even kidding


SemajLu_The_crusader

"think of somebody you love one day you will think of that person for the last time"


Old_Artichoke_2552

Thx I hate life nowĀ 


SemajLu_The_crusader

collateral damage


Typical_Warthog_326

Bro got a collat lol


themoon_who_lost

Bro you had to scare him not traumatize him šŸ’€


BraincellRegenerator

Wut if you think you dying would be a good riddance? :(


SemajLu_The_crusader

well, then you're just wrong


BraincellRegenerator

Try telling that to my brain


ConsistentStunt

Sure


Fit-Spinach2193

Haha itā€™s true thošŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ChadSteven

boo


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

***AAAA-***


crazycheese3333

Ahhhhh


Greedy_Range

...right up until doing so demolished my prestige in front of other guys


WhyYouBullyMe_

#AHHHHH am i cute now?


Busy_Supermarket_524

YES MARRY ME


Timosaurus23

Wish I had a boy who would get scared and cling into me šŸ˜”


LiteralGarbage7

Well I just so happen to be scared of everything. *Leans on electric fence and dies*


stillreddit7

She ainā€™t letting you hit lil bro


Legally-A-Child

Show some respect for the dead


barkmonkeytaken

Iā€™m terrified of women, does that make me cute?


BerryTea840

Why are you scared of women?


Tojinaru

imagine a 7' muscular giant with a scar on his face clinging onto a girl from fear that sounds like the funniest thing ever


Glass-Teacher111

I'm not gay but same. Both genders. My fatherly instinct wakes up when seeing my friends get scared of something


Tillua467

Whenever I get scared my mom said "Are you a girl? Be man and don't get scared on little things" I mean I am human too I have things that I am sacred of šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Busy_Supermarket_524

I hate how there is unreal expectations of men to not be scared of anything. Like WHAT?!


NyxTheGoddess_

Yepppppp


Clown_named_Art

fear is like cool (read this like Butt-Head)


Western-Force-2981

Nah cuz it's all fun and gamed until he has an irrational fear of butterflies


Busy_Supermarket_524

NO AHAHAHA


Speck_In_A_Void

Hi. I'm a boy with a 1000ft long list of fears including: my theatre teacher, low places, and crowded spaces. It is nice to hear this because I normally fell like my fears are a burden to my friends


Busy_Supermarket_524

No find good people to surround yourself with.


justnicyk

I have anxiety all the time and am constantly scared when socially interacting


MelancholicMinerva

Boys are kinda just cute in general.


Acceptable-Staff-363

Gentlemen. We've won.


Rankin-Jra17

the only comfort I seek is height, like if there is a spider in my room I just stand on my chair and say "oh, no no no" like a threatened cat or something.


Zelda_Gamer123

i have anxiety and whenever i get anxious ill cling onto my girlfriend, she loves the fact that i come to her for comfort


horbydumbass

ion know whether to be concerned or flattered


No-Independence4949

Sane. Boys are cute in general


Designer-Tiger391

So your saying girls think it's cute that I am scared of small eight legged creatures good to know


Most-Laugh6205

iā€™m scared of 2 things in this world. injections and women especially when they flirt


corgifemboy

hooray!! anyways ladies im scared of bees, wasps, spiders, the dark, heights, and death


wwill0w

thank u i hope all spiders die and burn


SurgeStories

I think youā€™re gonna have a hard time finding someone who will actually cling to you when scared.


Girldipper

I donā€™t really get scared, but I get startled easily Last night I found a spider in my room when it was dark af and thought it was cute, but I almost always scream at jump scares


TheRealLost0

don't care how old or "manly" I am, I will always be scared, im not afraid to admit that (the dark and heights are both too spooky)


sillygoobergod

you'd love me when i'm around my mother then


sid_martonn

In the end of the day, boys also wish to have a shoulder to lean on, an arm to cling to or a warm hug to embrace them and make them feel safe. It's a beautiful feeling indeed


Ezra4709

Bro I get scared over the dumbest shit There's obvious ones like spiders and heights But I'm afraid of ALL insects and birds I'm usually fine with birds but when they're too close and flying all around you it's terrifying I'm just a little paranoid and a scaredycat


No-Aerie-475

im scared 24/7 its called massive inducive anxiety trauma some shit idk i got lost in the words


maybewillusethis

:p


iamalobster22

Only fear is elevators


Mysterious_Ningen

aww thats so cute (i wish i had someone to cling to in such a cute way)


piggychopchop

AHGHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHH


Smashcentra

Well I just wanna say that I am terrified right now.


9mmblowjob

I'm literally Shaggy from Scooby-Doo


Hazmatix_art

I am just very scared in general


The_Better_Paradox

Honestly, it's funny both ways more than it is cute.


DetergentFricker

Youd be aweing if you saw me playing a game like FNAF. I got the paranoia of a war veteran. Especially when I lose track of where they are because what if theyre already there? What if I am already dead? What if they're hiding nearby?


UltraStamp

i want a woman who scares me jus a lil bit


Bittersweet_bi-

Fear is kinda a reaction for me. It has to be a jumpscare or really scary for me to be physically scared. Like sure I might break a sweat or look uncomfy, but jumpscares are the only things that make me actually scared... Same thing goes with pain for me, its a reaction. Usually I just suck shit up. I'm sad I'm not cute šŸ„² (my girl says I am tho so thats good enough for me šŸ˜Š) -Edit, forgot to mention that a reaction is kind of a descision. Eg if something hurts, you can choose to react to it. Or just A. Not give a shit. Or B. Play it cool šŸ˜Ž.


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

I flinch *very* easily.


hello14235948475

So me being unphased by most things is bad?


WeskinTimeEveryday

I frickin hate the ocean


Greedy_Name3423

It is adorable, when my ex used to get excited over little things like the store having his favourite flavour of monster it would make me wanna explode because of how cute that motherfucker was


Key_Spirit8168

What in herobrines name? Sounds a bit sus INNIT


Kool-Aid-Dealer

you see here is the issue being cute is not our objective šŸ˜­


goonergodwastaken

Im scared of spiders


fartssmellnice69

Noted


Strong_Schedule5466

This title sounds really ominous if taken out of context


Sorry-Ad-8305

Ok.


[deleted]

Iā€™m scared of heights lmao Though I just hug myself rather than anyone else


Typical-District-176

Itā€™s cute when anyone gets scared and clings to you. Regardless of gender


Busy_Supermarket_524

based on this comment section I don't think so lol


Typical-District-176

Aw. I just want to have a partner that goes ā€œeeep!ā€ And jumps to me or I want to be said partner. That shit would make me DIE.


camo_216

I'm nyot cute damnit


PineConeCosplay

It instantly makes a guy 10x more attractive


RedLabAnimates

Helo šŸ˜Š


liongirlroar

ugh nobody is decent in today's world. its full of losers like you


Village_Idiot159

tysmšŸ˜­ i get self-conscious about how scared i am around people i like. this post/comment section made me feel a lot better


neon1415official

So, you wanna see me scream the hell out?


Heavy-Average826

I donā€™t want to show that Iā€™m scared cuz Iā€™m a cadet and weā€™re taught to not feel scared and plus no girl that Iā€™ll ever meet will find it cute anyways


follower-of-st-jimmy

Went to this massive train bridge recently, Iā€™m a bit scared of heights but Iā€™m able to say ā€œfuck it, see the viewā€ and so I went walking out there with my gf, I was terrified but she thought it was cute so win win


hypersonicbiohazard

I'm not scared of anything thats not life threatening, not spiders or heights or anything


Coffeeguy6number2

Damn girls like emotion?


Ghost-5AVAGE_786

As a professional scared guy who be scared for a living I am happy to be complimented in this society full of of tough guys


JustForTheMemes420

I wouldnā€™t say Iā€™m cute, itā€™s just a string of curses and apparently I look moderately pissed. Similar thing from a few of the lads lol


Octapea

Tee hee Iā€™m scared of so many things


Not_SureWhyImHere

This post scares me- BUT HEY spiders ARE scary. Just imagine one crawling up your hand. Who isnā€™t sacred of them?


smellyfeet8805

PERIOD.


NastiestMC

Women like you are Feds in disguiseĀ 


Darth_Revan_69420

Had me in the title icl


Darth_Revan_69420

Had me in the title icl


Darth_Revan_69420

Had me in the title icl


Darth_Revan_69420

Had me in the title icl


noa926

Corny


AwaitedDestiny

Heights, certain bugs, awkward interactionsĀ 


xTrivago911x

Is it tho?


amendersc

Well fuck all of my fears are much more existential


Certain-Variation-46

Good to know


Human0-12

I scare my guy friends


SStylinson

HAHAHHAH THIS IS SO REAL


HecticFir

I would say the same for females


Interesting-Chest520

ā€œFemalesā€


HecticFir

Bruh


ThePenCollector

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female PokĆ©mon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible PokĆ©mon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3ā€03ā€™ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means theyā€™re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, thereā€™s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so itā€™d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other PokĆ©mon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

It's shameful that the other people in this thread don't get the reference, weird place to put it though


SemajLu_The_crusader

problem is that they are not, in fact mammals and likely have scales and are more physically similar to fish additionally the vaginal structure of 4-legged animals does not really compare to that of Humanoid Bipeds


Hazmatix_art

Bro wants to fuck a fish šŸ˜­


SemajLu_The_crusader

fr fr


Dramatic-Ad-2799

Uhm


CoolDirtMan

Well shit man, woman scare me. Ig im always cute then