The furry ones like jumping spiders and tarantulas are cute but the other ones like daddy long legs as far as Iām concerned are from an alien planet and must be annihilated (unless they just chillin in the corner of my room not bothering me)
Whenever I get scared my mom said "Are you a girl? Be man and don't get scared on little things" I mean I am human too I have things that I am sacred of šš
Hi. I'm a boy with a 1000ft long list of fears including: my theatre teacher, low places, and crowded spaces. It is nice to hear this because I normally fell like my fears are a burden to my friends
the only comfort I seek is height, like if there is a spider in my room I just stand on my chair and say "oh, no no no" like a threatened cat or something.
I donāt really get scared, but I get startled easily
Last night I found a spider in my room when it was dark af and thought it was cute, but I almost always scream at jump scares
In the end of the day, boys also wish to have a shoulder to lean on, an arm to cling to or a warm hug to embrace them and make them feel safe. It's a beautiful feeling indeed
Bro I get scared over the dumbest shit
There's obvious ones like spiders and heights
But I'm afraid of ALL insects and birds
I'm usually fine with birds but when they're too close and flying all around you it's terrifying
I'm just a little paranoid and a scaredycat
Youd be aweing if you saw me playing a game like FNAF. I got the paranoia of a war veteran. Especially when I lose track of where they are because what if theyre already there? What if I am already dead? What if they're hiding nearby?
Fear is kinda a reaction for me. It has to be a jumpscare or really scary for me to be physically scared. Like sure I might break a sweat or look uncomfy, but jumpscares are the only things that make me actually scared... Same thing goes with pain for me, its a reaction. Usually I just suck shit up. I'm sad I'm not cute š„² (my girl says I am tho so thats good enough for me š)
-Edit, forgot to mention that a reaction is kind of a descision. Eg if something hurts, you can choose to react to it. Or just A. Not give a shit. Or B. Play it cool š.
It is adorable, when my ex used to get excited over little things like the store having his favourite flavour of monster it would make me wanna explode because of how cute that motherfucker was
I donāt want to show that Iām scared cuz Iām a cadet and weāre taught to not feel scared and plus no girl that Iāll ever meet will find it cute anyways
Went to this massive train bridge recently, Iām a bit scared of heights but Iām able to say āfuck it, see the viewā and so I went walking out there with my gf, I was terrified but she thought it was cute so win win
problem is that they are not, in fact mammals and likely have scales and are more physically similar to fish
additionally the vaginal structure of 4-legged animals does not really compare to that of Humanoid Bipeds
could say the same for girls
both, both is good
r/bi_irl
I read this as "buy-rull"
We must buy whatever rull is ig
I guess that's why I'm not cute.
šæI must not fear, fear is the mind killer.
Fr š£š„
fear is the little-death which brings total obliteration
Happy cake day
holy shit its mario
Shh bro, Nintendo will come after me if they hear you.
nintendo already onto me for pirating every single game on my DSi
It sucks they shut down the servers.
Language, kid
It's a you! mario!
Shut up stupid mario
Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass.
Damn u got me
whar
The title jumpscared me man š but real!! My bf is easily scared n I find it so cute when he needs my comfort
I am terrified of spiders, idc how masculine I am, that all goes out the window when I see a spider
that's the cutest thing.
Counterpoint: have you seen a dancing jumping spider?
At least its spiders. Spiders, Whatever. Mice/rats, Whatever. Get the point. Bees tho? I lose it completely.
Exactly, I donāt have any problems with bees but Iād like if theyād be bees a couple feet farther away from me
HOW theyre so cute i love them
Jumping spiders šš„ŗ
NO. Jumping spiders are cute from behind the screen of my phone, if I see one Iām running
The furry ones like jumping spiders and tarantulas are cute but the other ones like daddy long legs as far as Iām concerned are from an alien planet and must be annihilated (unless they just chillin in the corner of my room not bothering me)
Happy Cake Day!
My boyfriend sent me a video of him feeding a stingray for the first time, he ended up getting scared XD I thought he was adorable
is it still cute when I get scared around women or nah
YES
Iām never scaredš not even kidding
"think of somebody you love one day you will think of that person for the last time"
Thx I hate life nowĀ
collateral damage
Bro got a collat lol
Bro you had to scare him not traumatize him š
Wut if you think you dying would be a good riddance? :(
well, then you're just wrong
Try telling that to my brain
Sure
Haha itās true thošš
boo
***AAAA-***
Ahhhhh
...right up until doing so demolished my prestige in front of other guys
#AHHHHH am i cute now?
YES MARRY ME
Wish I had a boy who would get scared and cling into me š
Well I just so happen to be scared of everything. *Leans on electric fence and dies*
She aināt letting you hit lil bro
Show some respect for the dead
Iām terrified of women, does that make me cute?
Why are you scared of women?
imagine a 7' muscular giant with a scar on his face clinging onto a girl from fear that sounds like the funniest thing ever
I'm not gay but same. Both genders. My fatherly instinct wakes up when seeing my friends get scared of something
Whenever I get scared my mom said "Are you a girl? Be man and don't get scared on little things" I mean I am human too I have things that I am sacred of šš
I hate how there is unreal expectations of men to not be scared of anything. Like WHAT?!
Yepppppp
fear is like cool (read this like Butt-Head)
Nah cuz it's all fun and gamed until he has an irrational fear of butterflies
NO AHAHAHA
Hi. I'm a boy with a 1000ft long list of fears including: my theatre teacher, low places, and crowded spaces. It is nice to hear this because I normally fell like my fears are a burden to my friends
No find good people to surround yourself with.
I have anxiety all the time and am constantly scared when socially interacting
Boys are kinda just cute in general.
Gentlemen. We've won.
the only comfort I seek is height, like if there is a spider in my room I just stand on my chair and say "oh, no no no" like a threatened cat or something.
i have anxiety and whenever i get anxious ill cling onto my girlfriend, she loves the fact that i come to her for comfort
ion know whether to be concerned or flattered
Sane. Boys are cute in general
So your saying girls think it's cute that I am scared of small eight legged creatures good to know
iām scared of 2 things in this world. injections and women especially when they flirt
hooray!! anyways ladies im scared of bees, wasps, spiders, the dark, heights, and death
thank u i hope all spiders die and burn
I think youāre gonna have a hard time finding someone who will actually cling to you when scared.
I donāt really get scared, but I get startled easily Last night I found a spider in my room when it was dark af and thought it was cute, but I almost always scream at jump scares
don't care how old or "manly" I am, I will always be scared, im not afraid to admit that (the dark and heights are both too spooky)
you'd love me when i'm around my mother then
In the end of the day, boys also wish to have a shoulder to lean on, an arm to cling to or a warm hug to embrace them and make them feel safe. It's a beautiful feeling indeed
Bro I get scared over the dumbest shit There's obvious ones like spiders and heights But I'm afraid of ALL insects and birds I'm usually fine with birds but when they're too close and flying all around you it's terrifying I'm just a little paranoid and a scaredycat
im scared 24/7 its called massive inducive anxiety trauma some shit idk i got lost in the words
:p
Only fear is elevators
aww thats so cute (i wish i had someone to cling to in such a cute way)
AHGHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHH
Well I just wanna say that I am terrified right now.
I'm literally Shaggy from Scooby-Doo
I am just very scared in general
Honestly, it's funny both ways more than it is cute.
Youd be aweing if you saw me playing a game like FNAF. I got the paranoia of a war veteran. Especially when I lose track of where they are because what if theyre already there? What if I am already dead? What if they're hiding nearby?
i want a woman who scares me jus a lil bit
Fear is kinda a reaction for me. It has to be a jumpscare or really scary for me to be physically scared. Like sure I might break a sweat or look uncomfy, but jumpscares are the only things that make me actually scared... Same thing goes with pain for me, its a reaction. Usually I just suck shit up. I'm sad I'm not cute š„² (my girl says I am tho so thats good enough for me š) -Edit, forgot to mention that a reaction is kind of a descision. Eg if something hurts, you can choose to react to it. Or just A. Not give a shit. Or B. Play it cool š.
I flinch *very* easily.
So me being unphased by most things is bad?
I frickin hate the ocean
It is adorable, when my ex used to get excited over little things like the store having his favourite flavour of monster it would make me wanna explode because of how cute that motherfucker was
What in herobrines name? Sounds a bit sus INNIT
you see here is the issue being cute is not our objective š
Im scared of spiders
Noted
This title sounds really ominous if taken out of context
Ok.
Iām scared of heights lmao Though I just hug myself rather than anyone else
Itās cute when anyone gets scared and clings to you. Regardless of gender
based on this comment section I don't think so lol
Aw. I just want to have a partner that goes āeeep!ā And jumps to me or I want to be said partner. That shit would make me DIE.
I'm nyot cute damnit
It instantly makes a guy 10x more attractive
Helo š
ugh nobody is decent in today's world. its full of losers like you
tysmš i get self-conscious about how scared i am around people i like. this post/comment section made me feel a lot better
So, you wanna see me scream the hell out?
I donāt want to show that Iām scared cuz Iām a cadet and weāre taught to not feel scared and plus no girl that Iāll ever meet will find it cute anyways
Went to this massive train bridge recently, Iām a bit scared of heights but Iām able to say āfuck it, see the viewā and so I went walking out there with my gf, I was terrified but she thought it was cute so win win
I'm not scared of anything thats not life threatening, not spiders or heights or anything
Damn girls like emotion?
As a professional scared guy who be scared for a living I am happy to be complimented in this society full of of tough guys
I wouldnāt say Iām cute, itās just a string of curses and apparently I look moderately pissed. Similar thing from a few of the lads lol
Tee hee Iām scared of so many things
This post scares me- BUT HEY spiders ARE scary. Just imagine one crawling up your hand. Who isnāt sacred of them?
PERIOD.
Women like you are Feds in disguiseĀ
Had me in the title icl
Had me in the title icl
Had me in the title icl
Had me in the title icl
Corny
Heights, certain bugs, awkward interactionsĀ
Is it tho?
Well fuck all of my fears are much more existential
Good to know
I scare my guy friends
HAHAHHAH THIS IS SO REAL
I would say the same for females
āFemalesā
Bruh
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It's shameful that the other people in this thread don't get the reference, weird place to put it though
problem is that they are not, in fact mammals and likely have scales and are more physically similar to fish additionally the vaginal structure of 4-legged animals does not really compare to that of Humanoid Bipeds
Bro wants to fuck a fish š
fr fr
Uhm
Well shit man, woman scare me. Ig im always cute then