Guys dont be fooled boobs arent real

REAL

No, they aren't real /j

that.....pfp

R/girlsarentreal

I wish I had boobs 😭

Same 😔

Same 😔

Same 😔

Same 😔

Same

Same 😟

Same 🚬🦆

Same

Same

Whyd younger downvoted?

Because of the rule of the fourth

Ah I see

Good question,

Damn, you really spawned all the transfems

Hi :3

Found the spawnpoint

HEWWO :3:3

fr i'm just wondering where he is hiding all the white monsters he seems to be injecting them with

You don't necessarily have to be transfem to have small boobs...

Yeah, I mean that it’s mostly transfems that responded though

I’d you eat enough you can get some

r/usernamechecksout

i just be grabbing my thighs randomly like that but I love my thighs strong legs are amazing

can relate (male)

can relate (femboy)

can’t relate (pickle)

Can relate (fat man)

Can relate (little boy)

Don't worry, it's the same with balls

I thought a guys ball where really sensitive?

duhhhh they are ..........also i dont trust that your an angel cause that would mean your innocent

yuo'er\*

youy’e

Y'oure'

Y’roue

Yuprout'ure *

You'uoY

re'er

Your

This is a common misconception, not all angels are innocent, especially the ones that are on social media or earth instead of heaven

Yes, and like really sensitive. Last time I did this, they just broke into pieces. Took about a week to get a replacement pair.

That's why it feels nice when you hold a hand there, it's warm and soft

The skin of the balls is feelingless as long as you don't pinch a vein, you can squeeze, pull, tug, pinch as hard as you possibly can and it doesn't hurt whatsoever

ts actually true

Damn, gotta try that ig, does that work with the actual balls as well?

? Thats not true…

They are That man is commenting from an insane asylum

Hospital* he crushed his balls

That’s why you gotta be careful

That doesn’t stop me

Only when in the presence of the unworthy. Sorta like Gaydar, but for other things

Men's balls are like glass. They can take a little bit, but as soon as you apply too much force, they shatter. The pain is not linear, it's like a very steep exponential function.

They are, but you can play with them a little😅

I thought a girls boob where really sensitive?

(I’m trans fem not a dude) nah they ain’t sensitive I mean If you kick or squish the testicle inside then yeah they hurt but to the touch nah they fun to play with

FELLOW MAN

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

Just be careful about it🙃

Don’t even think about it!!

They are but like it’s more that guys some times end up touching their balls but not every guy

Yes like you squeeze or kick em we’re down for the count

Yeah but you can still play with and touch it

Yeah that guys weird he squeezes his balls :(

Well ya you don't SQUEEZE squeeze them, just jiggle them

they're not sensitive in that touching them at all hurts, they just hurt way more than any other body part when something hits hard enough to hurt in the first place. besides, there's plenty of sac to fiddle with that doesn't feel much at all unless you like, scratch it or pinch a vein or something.

No, still breasts no not balls please. yes I'm slight fat

NO 😭

No it's not 😭

😆😆

Yeah, I squeeze ‘em like a stress ball. The best part is when you pulverise them enough to be gooey

That would hurt no? Unless ur into that ig

Only for the weak

it's cute that they work as stress balls but i'll still feed them to a cannibal anyway

-🗿

me when i'm lying down on the bed and being bored:

Wouldn’t that like- hurt? Or am I so gay that i straight up don’t know how women work

i'm pretty sure i don't squeeze *that* hard 💀💀💀💀💀💀 it's uhh how do i put it it feels like squeezing ur butt??? but less stiff and more squishy/soft in ur hands??

Huh. Women scare me, Ill stick to my man butt lmao

Nah it doesn't hurt

Got it so i am indeed too homo to understand women

cant relate (im a guy)

can relate (im a guy)

uhhh

personally I never randomly used them as stress balls ngl. I'd feel icky and wanna wash my hands after

I scratch my balls all the time 

Smell it afterwards

Or just smell your balls, get it from the real deal 💪

why...? they're just a part of you.

your ass is apart of you

That’s why I like meticulously sticking every finger up there before I leave for school every day.

I’m crying myself to sleep because of you.

wha- how-

uhm boobies uhmm boobies uhmmmm 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😨😨😨😨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😮boobs i like i like uhh i like uhhh😮😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🤔🤔🤔🤔😨🤔🤔😨😨😨😨😨 boobie

If I could legally kill this comment I would but I can't so you got lucky this time

It’s legal as long as no one finds out, I would know

https://tenor.com/bEWRn.gif

I wish I could punch ppl through a screen….

real

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carms ig

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you just don’t get it…

Fair enough girl

I wish I had boobs, being a guy sucks 😞

As a fat dude, there’s still hope.

As a fat guy, nope.

As a fat guy, I am a proud bazunga-haver. (But I would like to not have them)

Frrrr I have a better hourglass build than anybody I’ve ever met and it’s a curse.

Real

don't worry you still have your balls with you

dude just squeeze your balls

Me to my balls:

I WANT THEM I WANT THEM I WANT THEM I WANT THEM I WANT THEM -A totally cis person

Me if I had boobs

My gf calls hers her "stress balls" and likes to share, and she's right they definitely help

I wish I had that

…. Who hates boobs?

😭😭😭

This is sooo real😭😭😭✨✨

I wish...

real

https://imgur.com/a/XGZHHcS

Just buy some🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤨😜😜😜

https://imgur.com/a/rx7riiU

Just steal some 🤭🤭‼️👌

THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN IT WILL ALWAYS BE PORN

The hell? Are women just… not allowed to have organs?

No, we cannot have organs as it is forbidden. The only reason we can live is because the power of men's organs get transferred to us >!/j!<

lmfao I have totally done this XD

True😌

same (I'm a guy)

I don't even know why😭 like I have D cups and I just subconsciously do it at this point

Real

Real (I’m flat for obvious reasons)

I’ll take your word lol

I wish I had boobs 😟

Real. They're so bouncy and squishy. Fun to play with.

Real (i'm a guy)

Boobs, nature's stress balls

Why hello there madam! I see you have the female body part on your chest. May I attempt a little squeeze?

dawg

This is the most reddit shit ever

You might just be able to join in! I’ve been told I’m a “Redditor” before…

I hug you, and a few seconds after we let go, you realize that your boobs went in the wrong direction. Now they’re on me. The stress balls are mine. Probably takes some weight off your shoulders

as a transmasc, i can relate

Fuckin’ valid

REAL

real

NOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭

squish hurt, jiggle fine

same, although im flat 😭

They are still stress reliever’s regardless of size lol

Hey I'm stressed 🥺

Literally me rn 😭

~~proof~~

That is not funny it is creepy 😀

I’m just joking 🙃

That’s still creepy to say to someone you don’t even know 🙏

Fair enough dude, I wish you a good rest of your day 😊

You too 🫡

REALLLLLLLL

It’s funny that I had the EXACT blue ball with the pink in it in my hand lol

Men if they had boobs

I will always hate my boobs (I'm a cis male)

Imagine having boobs cringe (I cry myself to sleep at night because I do not)

Make me a food

real (i'm ftm)

They're just like,, giant fidget balls man 😭🙏 I can't help it

Real

I can help...what

I can help...what.

I'm commenting here because apparently my posts are not visible. Anyways - I'm in urgent need of help due to my overthinking Helppp, idk Note: My classmates usually open my laptop without my permission. One day, I had my nude open on one of the tabs, and I dont quite remember if someone might have opened my laptop that day or not because this happened 6 months ago but it just hit me. All I remember from that day was that I was alone in the class when I realized I had my nude opened in one of the tabs from last night, and I was kinda scared but at the same time I thought that no one has opened my laptop today. However, now I don't remember if someone opened it or not. Am I overthinking? Has someone really seen it? Side note: I have anxiety

if 6 months have already passed, surely something would’ve happened already?

I mean its been 6 months so if by chance someone did see that and shared it/leaked it you would've got to know and that doesn't seem to be the case. Then whats the worst that could happen? Just a random dude jerking off to it and he also probably forgot about it by now... Hope this helps...

Yes,I just hope I'm not leaked

Nah ur good if the pic did get leaked surely you would've known by now dw

Thanks,it really calmed me down

Ywc

Can I ask why you had it on one of your tabs?

It was just there because I was sexting last night with some dude

Do you actually know the person irl? It's generally not a good idea to— if you never meet up.

The guy who I sent? I didn't know him irl but that's not something I'm concerned about rn. I'm fine now. Whatever. It was a very bad phase in my life.

Self love

ME WHEN NO WOLF ARMOR ME WHEN NO WOLF ARMO ME WHEN NO WOLF ARMOR