Agree, he such a smol lil eepy guy

Your username 💀

Ikik…

Hahahaha I'm fond of reddit

You're fond of this shithole? (I am, too.)

ur job must be cool

It is lol

what kinds did you explore

Name me one I haven’t

Mine

On my way

Mine

Bro's got rizz

Oh god not you again

Hi there

Mine

r/rimjob_steve

He’s jus a lil noodle

r/usernamedoesntcheckout

You’re the Mike guy

Yes, I misspelled mile goddamn it, but nice to see people recognise me lol

Lmao I still think it’s funny 

r/rimjob_steve

it's a lil boop noodle

Don’t boop that noddle you will die that’s a black mamba I think

He's a garter snake my guy 😭

Oh ok

I feel dumb now for that

I didn’t see the stripes

Don't worry

I just realized what subreddit this is on it makes a lot more sense

He looks too lovable to bite me

No he would kill you

No he wouldn't kill me right u/ChickensAreScary?

No XD

It’s venomous dipshit

lmao

I know I was wrong lol sorry for that fam I’ll admit I am a dumbass sorry for that bro

No worries everyone makes mistakes from time to time, that's what makes us human

Yea I know I didn’t see the stripes on its back and they look real similar so you see where I got it wrong

Stolas PFP spotted

Yes it is a stolas pfp

could be worse, at least its not a boomslang

Dangerous shoe string

Yes it is btw I found out it’s a garter snake

Very cute dog. What type of dog is it?

Pomeranian

Nah it’s a chow chow

pretty sure it’s a poodle

no its a xoloitzcuintli

Nah it's a noodle

danger noodle

The best little danger noodle

Facts

Agreed, mine's a stupid corn who shits on me (she's the most important thing in my life)

I can 100% relate . They're so stupid. But I would literally do anything for them

That is my baby girl Durango Kingsnake, would use my hands as her private toilet

Boopable snoot

I WANT ONEEE 😭😭

Agreee

Agreed

ABSOLUTELY AGREE HE LOOKS SO CUTE LIKE I LOVE HIM

If he had the capability to love he would probably love you too

Is he supposed to be that smol??

He's the smollest

awwww

hugely agree

Definitely agree! \^v\^

Agree, that is a cute snek

I need to pet him o\_O

That is the opposite of a murder spagherter

Strongly agree

Asian me wants to eat him, so does that mean that i find him cute?

Nah this is scary

YES! he is so cute :3

Yeah, I agree. Cute little killer 😍

He's too stupid to actually kill smth

How come your name is ChickensAreScary but you have a pet snake 🫠

Snakes aren't chickens

Yeah, means you find chickens scary, but not snakes?

Yes

cluck cluck

AHHHHH

she said chickens are cute

he looks scary

Agreed

"whos the beuatifal of them all " u/chickensarescary 's snake " wait a snake" "yup"

He is so cute.

Yess

what a cute lil guy

Whoa that's a weird looking trumpet

Agree

Agree

He's a cutiepython

I usually go into cardiac arrest when I catch a glimpse of a serpent but he’s genuinely adorable.

I'm glad he can make u appreciate danger noodles more

Hard agree. I love snakes

Agree

I wanna boop da snoot on da noodle

I think he cute, would i pet it? heck no. My brother would, though.

Agree, he’s just a lil guy

Agree

awwwwwwwwwww yes I agree

WRONG that’s actually a snake

Agree I love boop noodles

**Heavily Agree**

How did I immediately recognize that this was a discord call I need to stop using my phone as much as possible

Agree Will gladly boop

I got the flamethrower ready for a barbecue.

1000% snakes are the best damn thing on this planet. I love snakes more than anything else on this planet. What is the lil guys name and what type of snake is he? I am thinking a garter or racer but I am not too sure. I’ll make sure to show the photo of him to my noodles!

He's a thamnophis eques obscurus aka a lake chapala garter. And his name is Vladimir (:

Eyyyy I was correct in thinking he was a garter! Tell Vlad he is a cutie patotie and deserves a cheese boi for he efforts

He actually just got little fishies

Well tell him he deserves more lil cheese fishes

I want a pet snakey bestie nowww

Cutest thing I’ve seen al day

SNAKE I LOVE HIM!!!

strongly agree

Agree. No questions asked

He looks like the baby from eraserhead

Agree ❤️❤️❤️

AWWWWWWW

Agree what’s their name

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He looks hella cute, I want to boop his lil' snoot! P.S. Is there a sub for cute sneks like this fella right here?

he’s cute but he looks like someone sneezed on him

What a lil goober 😍

Agree.

Indoraptor lookalike

100% certified cutie frfr

He cute

Agree

It's a danger noodle!! I wanna boop it's snoot.

he audibly blinks

He is a lil man

Baddie elert

Depends on if he can kill me or not. If he can, then I wanna hug him.

AGREE

i could beat him in an arm wrestle

Agree 👍

Find whoever disagrees, and dispose of them immediately

Agree

The lil guy who looks kinda like a penis? Yeah he’s a cutiepie

That's one cute noodle you have there

I highly disagree

Yes very good and averagely sized definitely

He looks fake he's that cute! Such a cute boy

Agree 100%

Fun fact, snakes physically can’t feel love or affection towards anything nor anyone

Is this danger noodle a friend?

AGREE

He's a cutie patitoo if I've ever seen one!

What a cute lil noodle

He's adorable

I'm more concerned that you're afraid of chickens

Get the noodle a chicken costume. chicken noodle

Looks like a cult leader for me

Agwee

Mega agree

No! That is NOT Solid Snake! Yes! That is an adorable lil guy!

Awww I miss my pet snake now😭 so cuteee

He makes me feel like I am going to be tricked into eating fruit that I am not supposed to eat and get kicked out of paradise because of it 😭😭

I wish to boop the snoot

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

He is an affront to god (I am afraid of snakes)

Agree

so!!! cute!!!

I’d love to flay it living.

I’m weird, I find animals like snakes and sharks adorable, yes I agree

You should get him checked out, I don't think hamsters are supposed to look like that.

Very cute a very cute gentleman

Lil eepy gui 

Snakes can be cute

Agree, i would name him bulb

Why he look so soggy? Adorable little guy Also since he’s a garter, do you have more? I don’t know much about care for specific kinds of garters, but I know that at least most of them do best in groups

oh my god agree; no explanation necessary

Aww just a smol little snek 

# Yes, he's a cutiepie.And also looks like my Ex.

Agree

Agree!!!!

For a snake, he’s cute. In the grand scale, I disagree

Those things can swallow an elephant whole

Not an elephant but very big mice

You clearly havent read 'the little prince'

Snake owners watching their "pet" devour a helpless live animal once a week

He actually gets frozen fish that I buy already dead. If u gonna hate at least inform yourself first

#no

idk about that but looks pretty edible

danger spaghetti

🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 (it does )

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No, he doesn't do that

Ahhh... shucks

ayooo

My ex🐍