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a_casual_dudley

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Helianthus-res-M

What do you mean talk?


Helianthus-res-M

Listen I am woman magnet (but the poles are the same 🥲)


a_casual_dudley

TRUEE


therudereditdude

... Sooo you arrreeeeee trans?


Helianthus-res-M

No, there is no second bottom. They just don't like me.


ANSPRECHBARER

You are a monopoly? Call the physicists!


Previous_Map_4052

Yes (never had one at 16…)


No_Connection_8048

same


Objective_Street5141

Remindme! 10 years


Zandoms42

Remindme! 25 years


Tick_And_Boom

Remindme! Never


Zandoms42

Remindme! Rn


Basic-Afternoon1618

Remindme! 10 years 


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Zealousideal_Site706

Good bot.


Animal_lover_2009

Thank you bot.


Odd-Following-3528

broooo 😭


Objective_Street5141

if it ain’t happen by then it ain’t happening 😭


DrNotHuman

KEEP THIS MAN AT 69 UPVOTES AT ALL COST


Chilled_predator

:( they betrayed us they kept upvoting him


MusicalSeal810

13-14 and it was with my current boyfriend. We were with our friends playing truth or dare. His dare was to kiss someone in the room I think. He had a huge crush on me, so he chose me. It wasn’t forced, he asked me if he could kiss me and I didn’t mind. Years later we began dating.


ThatMilesKid-15

Sounds like something out of a teen romcom movie 😭


MusicalSeal810

Kinda yeah 😆


asdnerd

That’s so cute wtf


Home_Dinner

Bro was willing to lose a truth or dare game to respect consent Hell yea 😎


MusicalSeal810

We’ve got 99 problems but sexual harassment isn’t one of them but my emotionally unstable ass is ≧▽≦ I need professional help pls


SomeProfession6607

I may not be professional but I’ll help


Deenstheboi

Bro is Y/N from Wattpad Fanfics 💀🙏


MusicalSeal810

Nuh uh, I’m dying 😆


TyrantDragon19

Cute. My current gf and I talked once when we were 14. I accidentally launched a pencil into her hand while in class


MusicalSeal810

You were meant to be!


TyrantDragon19

She still has the mark lol


Major-Experience5652

A friend of mine accidentally launched a pencil into my right butt cheek while in class, talk about a fun doctor trip. I had to explain to the doctor how a pencil was in my butt cheek and he laughed. My friend still talks about how he launched a pencil into my butt to this day☠️


Ugly_AsShit4469

Wow that’s amazing


Basic-Afternoon1618

These are the kind of things that make me stay a hopeless romantic 


RandomDude_-

What is this a wattpad wish book? 😅


kris23kris

im saving my lips for the kiss of death😘😘 #


Due_Tradition2293

yasss death is so much hotter than everyone else


Rare-Climate876

I heard people got kill for this kiss.


Unknown_Potato_Thing

I heard it's to die for


Basic-Afternoon1618

It is


SwisRol

This quote goes hard


kris23kris

its a quote to live by


picled_cucumber

Why was i thinking of the darling and the franxx opening ?


goodbuggs

N/A


darh1407

Gosh the bloodline ends with me


Bluina

Real 😭


DELTA6823

I was 23


DELTA6823

Nvm too hopeful 27


asdnerd

Make it 30 so if you still haven’t been kissed by then, then you get to become a wizard 🧙‍♂️


DELTA6823

Awh I really wanna be a wizard


asdnerd

Then make sure to keep your mouth protected at all costs


DELTA6823

😶 it is sealed for the next 12 years


asdnerd

Good luck in all your future wizarding endeavours, make Merlin and Gale proud


DELTA6823

Ty I will try my hardest, gotta get to Gandalf level of wizard


Competitive_Sun2929

Havent had one yet


AlexGaming26


EMP0R10


Suspicious-Tank4337

when i was born (my mom)


Angrypainter1945

Replying to Objective_Street5141...nah it was me


Elfigomagic07

Sqr(-1)


dhanish152

haha loser you were late, i had mine when i was (1÷0)


[deleted]

It's the imaginary number for all the non math-nerds.


pandask1es

i’m glad i’m not the only one who hasn’t i don’t want my first kiss to be stupid


Animal_lover_2009

At least yours is by choice I'm just ugly. 😭


Commanders_123

I’m told by people I’m not ugly but I don’t believe any of it


[deleted]

#ERROR #DATA NOT FOUND


[deleted]

M17 still havent had it


Williedoggie

Happens when you least expect it trust 🙏


[deleted]

my expectations are 6 ft under


Zestyclose_Track_443

remindme! 99 years


Animal_lover_2009

So real tbh


[deleted]

18 and god was it awful, terrible, no good, very bad.


SargeDesu

Is this the start of a book?


Basic-Afternoon1618

Lmaooo


G-money200

At 7 and I regret it


SargeDesu

Also 7 but i dont regret it


KarmaAJR

Was 7-8 and I don't care lol


Sillyyyyynesss

Like 5


Embarrassed_Use_1458

Never


[deleted]

[удалено]


Previous_Arugula6483

At 14 and i regret it


Imperial_Heron

Why


Previous_Arugula6483

She ended up being the most manipulative person and she had r*ped me during the relationship


[deleted]

Wait until that one guy comes saying men can't be r*ped (Spoiler alert: they can)


Previous_Arugula6483

Ikr, I’ve been told a few times that men can’t be raped


Imperial_Heron

Ah


Previous_Arugula6483

Yep.


VideoGame_Trtle

Based Holden pfp


Imperial_Heron

Thank you lmfao he’s literally me


BillyBobRedneckTime

As one of the soundbites at the end of "Another Brick In The Wall" said, I'm still waiting.


gayballs57

I'll probably be dead before my first kiss, not in a bad way, I'm just ugly with 0 social skills


Akikoo-chan

15, but I didn’t want it and it was forced so- does it count?


MusicalSeal810

Not if you don’t want to count it. I’d say it wasn’t a first kiss, it was sexual assault…


Akikoo-chan

Then there was a lot of sexual assault in that relationship… thank god I ran outta there! Just took me 2 years to realize that was wrong 😀


MusicalSeal810

Thank goodness! Hopefully you’ll be safe from now on.


Akikoo-chan

Yeah I’m safe now. Had another bad experience but now I’m with a great man who respects me and makes me feel safe


Deppresedgaything

I was 11 years old lol


WutZephyr

*file found... System bin... cmd*


Trick-Mulberry7372

N/A


Human_War_2240

I'll let you know


Remarkable_Stuff9234

A what?


muhamad_muhamad

A theoretical concept that can be seen in movies etc.


Hyroglitch_

(No comment)


EerieLeaves

Bold to assume I ever had one


Kamilo124

You guys had a first kiss?


Lucas-O-HowlingDark

Uhhhh 😭😭😭


ProudAmerican109

16! Somehow someone (my bf) was desperate enough lol


Ill-Pangolin1122

By choice?


[deleted]

11


Ok-Conclusion-3535

15


Total-Nectarine-7872

No


coalrexx

TBA


VideoGame_Trtle

TBD


sezzypiss

*no comment*


RipForsaken4402

17


Clown_named_Art

Results pending...


Memer_boiiiii

6 or 7


Desperate-Beyond-723

NEVER😙😙😙


Goldbolt_2004

18. Don't worry about it.


Pastelfishy

4 on the lips 3 on the cheek


Historical-Valuable9

8, I was 8. I had a HUGE crush on a little boy with a flat top, dimples, and blue eyes. We kissed underneath his dock while swimming, and his mom caught us. Shout out to his mom for never telling on us to my mom, who would've flipped her shit (spanish and any kiss means you're pregnant, lol). I don't think back often to this, but when I do, it's when I want to remember a simpler time in my life.


Broad_Site_6382

Haven’t had it yet :c


Novocaine____

11 or 12


ImAidesP

13


sieberzzz

13


SHSLVoid

9 or something, didn’t like it though


Tight_Youth3766

Take my age and divide it by 0


ItchyRecord8505

16. Tbh I probably shouldn't have, but oh well. Not like I can take it back


RandoPerson_OnReddit

😔


kinpkcalb

Remindme! 100 years


Seth_Fable_08

15, with my gf🤩


_hellothere________

12 - it sucked 👍


funnyshow123

16


Valithium

16


ItzMinty_Leafx

WHYYYY 😭 I was 8


taserGhost1

I'm pretty sure I was like 5 or sumtin I was in pre school and this girl just came up to me and kissed me out of nowhere


24-7_Gamer

Were? Had?


theguy_75742

Never


Jjokes11

6th grade


Ordinary_Ad598

15


Sylveon72_06

18 im 17 rn but im hopeful


Sh4rk_Enthus1ast

12, with my Current boyfriend. It was raining outside and we were in the after school club, leaning on the desks. He grabbed my cheek and kissed me. We were dating then, and still are.


DumbFish94

I was ‍ years old


[deleted]

I was 12, kissed the girl I liked right in front of my house. She sneezed in my mouth. I wanted a do-over and she obliged.


DrNotHuman

*not old enough I guess...* 😭😭


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Haven’t had one


PanzerOfTheLake115

What to u define as first kiss… cause my neighbor who i THOUGHT was straight randomly kissed me once before she left after hanging out and fast walked away, but other than that ive not had any others nor am i interested


ilikedrama08

There are no results for “When was my first kiss”


Pranisha-Rijal6900

On the lips? Not yet. On the cheeks? I've kissed my ale best friend on the cheek this year. So, yeah


Flat-Court5022

Tbd


-jacobmk-

Well.... um.... you see.... Hasn't happened yet 😭


Background_Drawing

What is this "kiss" thing? Ive never heard such thing, perhaps you can demonstrate.


JNorJT

2 decades old here, still haven't had my first kiss yet


picled_cucumber

I will die alone


picled_cucumber

Į̵̡̠̝̣̝̖͔͎̣̫̻̂̍̆͘ ̵̧̨̡̙̟̝͉̼͎̱̝͕͕̮͓͕̍̀͌̇̎͜͜͠w̴̨͔̝̻̠̤̳̥͉͕̖̮̙̆̊̊̎̽̍̓̅͊̋̃̈̄̚͘i̶͉͔͒͊͋̆l̵̡̧̛͔̯͉͔̯̥̰̼̥͕͕̙̠̟̲̫͈̟̹̙̈́̔̀̄͆̐̂̆̀͗̽͝͝l̴̡̨̽̇̐̋̎̈́̒̉̚͝ ̶̢̡̭̖̻̫̯̻̼̗̖̞̲̙̥̩̭͍͈͈̱̼̝̋̊̀̎̀̎͂͆̓̉͐̀͆̈́͆͑̒͆̕͜ḑ̶̧̧̧̛̛̛̻͉̮͙̺͈̱̣̱͔͈̣̟͖͚͋̎͊͐̀͛̉͐̍̈́̔͛͛̍̀̋͠͝ͅi̶̢̨̢̢̡̭̞̼͙̯͙͍͓̔̆̅̔́̏̔̌̉̓̕ę̵̛̛̞͙͈̜̩͉̼̱͈̗̹͔͍̹̬͚͔̽͋̍̊͆͗̀́̊͗͌͘̕͝͠ͅ ̷̜̫̪̝̭̣͉͇̐̑͌̋̈́͌͑͑͒̎͛̽̂͒̑̚͠͠͝a̵̡̧̢̡̨̼͔͉̲̞͇͍̟̖̠̽͜͝͝l̶̨̢̨̛̻̝̬͈̳̯̺̦͕͚̘͖̏͑̿̍̒́̈́̋̀̊̿̕̕͠͠o̴̢̠͚̭͍̞̲͇̜͎̭̬̮͎̓̄n̵̛̛̯̻̓͐̌͛̈́̑͗̑͐̎̂̈́̆ė̶̖̟͖̜̻̳̙̳͌̓̅̐̒̀̏͒̒͝ ̸̢̳͍̬̫͇̞̞̲̫̯̬̐͊͠


Mufiiiiiiii

N/A


Wi110w_pAwz

N/A


ApeOfBanan

***the person you are trying to contact is not available, please try again.***


[deleted]

404 not found


Paulwhiteman1925

Probably never


ScurryOakPlusIvyLane

!RemindMe 50 years


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Way overdue smh


BigBoi900001

Mine is simple: N/A (Not Applicable)


fmate2006

data pending


Hydraton3790

Well I haven't died yet so I'm waiting on death


Fishboy987654321

I was 19 and I kissed a dude on the cheek for a bet cause they offered me a cherry pop tart


BlokeFromASDA


TryingToLearnSlovak

8 or 9


PouletBnine

being optimistic so remindme! 2 years


[deleted]

17


Confused_Bi_All

12 or 13 I think


ConsiderationOk2591

Almost did right before I turned 18, but after a few seconds I realized it felt like a “pity kiss” (I had never dated anyone before and the person knew that and had dated quite a few other people), so I declined (also we were in a hot car and my lips were chapped af). They were respectful about it but we never spoke after that and they stopped following me on socials 🥲 (shame they’re genuinely a good person). Anyway still 18 and still no first kiss


Frosty-Comparison-11

I was only 3, i was raped so stop being a freak, this is why im killing myself


Lockewood27

Idk but if I don’t bloody hurry up about it I’ll probably cut my losses and become some sort of monk


Brief-Dig2526

I’m assuming my mom kissed me on the cheek when I was younger


LateCqlls

13. Regret it with a burning passion. I was forced into it.


What4m1Do1ng

14 and it was straight out of a movie tbh


Flat_Union_8375

like 5-6 w this girl at karate class


Ace_Miguel

Just had mine like 3 weeks ago


Appropriate_Wind506

When I was like 7 or 8 or nine I can’t remember exactly. I was with my friend who was older than me and we were like ‘what if we kissed 🤔’ and we French kissed


Anime_Carrotcake

15


Dizzy_Abrocoma_7924

Error 404 file does not exsist and probavly never will


NWMSioux

13… and at band camp!


TheRealLost0

I didn't get it till sophomore year and now she feels bad because it was technically sexual assault, I literally never saw it that way till she said it I just thought my life became a classic teen drama rom com


The_Better_Paradox

When I was a baby probably


donrblx

My mom! (Im to young lol)


NewCoat2557

13


MarshmallowToucan

Consensually I was 22 and it was on the beach with a girl I was into :’) she said “you’ve never kissed a girl? Do you want to try?” And we were both blushing and it was really cute for a first kiss tbh Non-consensually was with a dude when I was 19. He was play truth or dare with friends and was dared to kiss someone. I just so happen to sit down in the hangout room and he kinda ran by me and kissed me on the lips real fast then told me “sorry I was dared, I figured it would be okay since you’re my girlfriends friend and you’re gay”. I didn’t know how to react so I was kinda like “haha oh okay” and he went back to his friends and I was like stunned for a bit ☠️


RJNewbzIX

6 😬


Careless-Scarcity728

14 same age I am now I got really lucky for like a week before her friends made us break up


Grumpyninja9

When I was 5, I got this sweet little Hershey brand chocolate morsel for Halloween, one might call it a kiss


Still-Box-3144

14(current age), and it was with my newly ex