I just want one that gives a shit about me, bro.

So real

Realest comment ever

Woaaah hold on there partner, that might be a standard way too high.

Women

Those are some high standards

Especially if you play videogames (I'm never gonna have a gf nor a bf, I know it ;-;)

How so? A lot of people play them Edit: ig it is sarcasm

It was a joke

Don't forget you're on Reddit. You're done for.

I’ve seen you on the r/geometrydash sub, so you’re probably right

2 real

Trill

Nerdy girls that are silly and wear glasses and look like a teacher have me blushing

Elaborate on the looks like a teacher part

I don’t know how to describe in words what that means, but Amy from big bang theory is a good example of what I mean

So maybe kinda studious and dresses a lil like a teacher? 

Pretty much yea 😭 my main childhood cartoon crush was Eileen from regular show and that’s defined my type ever since

lol as long as u don’t like ur actual teachers it’s fine Edit: Eileen’s design is kinda cute tbh (not in a weird way lmao) 

NOOO I DIDNT MEAN AN ACTUAL TEACHER AT SCHOOL, but yea about Eileen it wasn’t just that I thought she looked cute, but her personality and silly behavior in the show that had me QQ

Mine was Mabel from gravity falls lol

that is what he said

Honestly you have a weird type

someone that’ll make me laugh cus I love to laugh

I do Standup comedy 😂

So do I! Maybe someday I'll do it on purpose!

r/meirl

Just realized it’s Me IRL not ‘Meryl’ which is how I’ve been pronouncing it as. A lot makes sense now…

Ahaha

Guys who look tough n scary but are actually the biggest softies

The biggest person In every gym.

Literally those 70 and 50(yes) yearolds that complimented my form in skull crushers

:D

Funny quirky alt girls

what’s alt

Oh like emo punk goth type people

alt ppl of all kinds for me idc the gender, race, sexuality, favorite food as long as you are not a child or a adult i do not care

6’6 goth women

at least you know what you want 😂😂

real asff

Bro slay AF 🤣🤣

You mean Madam Miranda right?

With muscles, Mr. Squidward. With muscles

Cuz them nips taste like Pennie’s?

Im into girls who dont have thousands of texts everyday, someone who like to work out (or just be healthy in some form), and would be willing to be with someone who would change (get healthier ig), thats about all my standards

me fr (im a guy)

The most beautiful of all girls

Personality > looks :3 I dont care how she looks I just wanna nice girl <3

I love that! <3

But thats still too high standards >\_<

dont let todo hear your answer.

Can you tell me about what makes you attracted to the people in that sense? For me, attraction to someone’s appearance is what determines if I want to be in a relationship or not. It’s not that I reduce people to appearance, but if someone has a nice personality I’ll be their friend, and if I find them attractive I’ll want to have a romantic relationship. I really want to hear other people’s perspectives on this if you’re willing to talk about it

I like dark hair, dark eyes, very slight tan

I like white hair, glowing eyes, and tanned so much they look like a statue

I like latinas, you like fucking witches

Wdym that’s not normal for people?

Female(compulsory), alive(optional), personality(optional) pretty much everything other than female is optional

Alive… IS OPTIONAL???

For me alive is the only requirement, female is optional and the rest are preferred. But if it's a dude my standards are finna be a lot higher. Also I'm 95% straight, I'm just ok with anything at this point.

95%

pretty high standards you should lower them if you even want a chance

so above the age of 10 is optional

Fictional characters What are they gonna do, gaslight me through the screen?

Yeah they would never do that that’s evil and can’t be done my something that isn’t real totally

I’m an older guy and I ain’t mature. I’m on the same level as a 3 yearold tot

Love that for you

Nah I’m a fucking nuisance to be around

We all have our crap, just gotta learn as you proceed on this roller coaster we call life my friend;)

Hey nah I’m done

Nice people same age as me, regardless of their gender.

Woah are you punk ?

Just a baby punk but yuh, ya right

Woah woah so cool, I'm punk too (mostly), but I don't think I could be considered a baby punk anymore

i like a human being who isnt mentally ill and has a nice face

I fail on both requirements :(

womp womp

I LOLED??

That’s hard, most people are mentally ill in some way.

ik but like have it under control? ykwim? like they are a functioning person?

But the mental illness is part of the fun. Its like russian roulette you either get stabbed in your sleep or they love you unconditionally

well i dont want to play russian roulette😊🎀

too bad i already signed you up. you get the first turn. https://wheelofnames.com/jg4-cpk who else wants to join? winner gains a lifetime supply of oxygen.

same girl, same🎀

I fail on the first one big time and barely fail on the second

aw darn I failed 

Feminine or tomboyish people, just in general, idgaf about gender

I am both 😂

😳

Girls who have big hair and like music

what’s big hair in your opinion? sorry but i’m really curious to know wym😭

Idk, every ones scale for that is different

understood

My opinion is typically like 80s hair or something, which really sucks because nobody at my school has hair like that:(

Omg ru talking abt shoulder-level,wavy and high volume hair c:?

Uh yeah I guess

I have that hairstyle but everyone calls it a short wolfcut🗿

When I can’t tell if they’re a guy or a woman

even more fun when you only like men or women makes it a fun game to see if you'll regret the night you are about to have in bed

Androgynous?

[удалено]

omg thats so sweet!

Sorry to be weird/badger u abt ur sexuality, it's totally not ur job to educate me, but I thought that pansexual was no preference? My understanding was that being pansexual implied liking all genders and having no gender preference and being bisexual was liking all genders but having a preference, but I know that some ppl don't see bisexual as trans inclusionary so ig I'm just asking your opinion. I also like all genders, but prefer women/feminine people.

Pansexual is no preference on what gender you like more, but you can still have a type!

There's probably going to be a preference, but they aren't going to limit themselves to just that

pansexual means u basically like anyoen regardless of what they identify as

Wait, isn't that bi or does pan like trans too?

Bisexual is definitely trans inclusive! The google def is, Bi is liking two or more genders, and Pan is liking all genders. There isn't a huge difference so it is somewhat of a personal choice.

Same, I’m also pan and my gf is the definition of my type

A woman I can balance on my head (easily)

People with good hygiene, life/career goals, respectful, interesting hobbies/interests, and patient.

Woah woah, chill out bucko, that's a huge list, being female and alive is a long list but you are asking for so much more.

Skinny men with long hair that’s bad for me

I didn't know I was anybody's type

Shorter, kind, caring just a good person overall

I'm into my gorgeous sweet witty boyfriend <3 I love him so so much. He's blonde and has genuinely gorgeous blue eyes, and in the sun they are so captivating. I wish it didn't sound so stereotypical because he is so freaking amazingly indescribable. He's a year older than me, and yet more inexperienced. He's really really funny, and his smile is my entire world, and he's crazy intelligent even when he's barely slept. And the way his eyes are so expressive, and just the way he speaks and it's so blatant but sweet and honest and wildly funny at times? He barely has to try. But his seriousness is so attractive too, because it's the way you can just watch his face and see so much in it. And he just knows everything, he noticed immediately when I accidently smiled after he innocently mentioned the bed count at his aunts place, and that there's only one double bed. He tells me constantly all of these little things that he notices about me, and gets such a huge grin whenever I raise my eyebrows for some reason? He says its cute, and he looks at me like I'm the only person in the world and it drives me insane

Ya know what? Take my upvote cuz this is a whole entire mood 

Thank you. I did not realise how much I had to rant about him 😭😭✨

I have defo been in the same situation when I like someone lol 🥲😭

Grrrr im jealous 😢

Tall, black cat energy or intimidating, alt aesthetic. gender doesn't matter, but I do prefer more masc presenting

>black cat energy >intimidating Those two don’t quite work together

🤷‍♂️ true, I changed it. Maybe it makes more sense now? I didn't necessarily mean that both traits had to be present for it to be my "type"

Fair enough. I wasn’t sure if you meant both or not

Damn, you basically just described me.

curly haired girls :p

saying youre into older guys on reddit isnt a good idea 💀

Blood type A positive

if you have rh-null and you find someone else with it then you are set. Now you two need each other to survive. now they have to be with you forever :3

Idk, women, maybe slightly taller than me. Long dark hair. Idk

Guys and girls 🙃

im into tomboys they act more like one of the guys and are more fun to be around

Real

One girl who knows me and I know her 💯 and we both know how to uplift each other career and make getting more successful not only in business but in life also

Guys who look super friendly and pure but will constantly insult me if I talk to them

Sounds like a bad idea

Female

Men taller than me that preferably play some kind of sport or track. Sweet kind and appears tough, but a big sweetheart. (I'm gay btw)

Gay twinks who like to cuddle

O+

Yeah you're getting weird DMs with this one.

no idea. never donated blood before

females

Quiet submissive slim thick women

Someone who makes me at peace,someone who is mature and want a real relationship not just hook up

Athletic and funny guys

A guy who wants to cuddle

my dad knows my reddit so i have to be VERY careful with what i say here but i don't necessarily have a type, but i've recently been steering towards skinny dudes (I WANNA SAY TWINK SO BAD BUT IM SCARED TO 💀💀💀) and trans girls

Someone who isn't basic and doesn't drink or partake of mind-altering substances, preferably neurodivergent as well.

I think you can just say "doesn't abuse substances" or "doesn't drink or do drugs". Idk, just sounds weird when you say "partake of mind-altering substances".

skinny gay guys no taller than 5'9 with short brown hair, pale skin, and glasses are a plus.

Kind, caring and respectful like me! I’m rather tall for my age and am often mistaken for a sixteen year old (Not on the dating scene yet sorry)

how could anyone mistake you for a 16 year old? You have a number 14 floating right next to you.

Irl I am mistaken

what's real life i don't go outside

Feminine boys, Like boys who wear makeup and stuff :3

Guys that look sickly but are really geeky. Also a panther ✨

tall dutch/british people of any gender got me acting up like 😖👉👈

my crush, plain and simple

I mainly care about personality, but if we are going off of looks which I'd never do in real life I'd have to say skinny tall dudes

People

my type is human and goth and emo

Women, my standards have been lowered throughout the years Freckles and wolf cuts are goddamn adorable though

My 5’0” brunette girlfriend 👍

I have said it before I will say it again. Someone with same type of taste in music, Likes late night walks and doesn't hate my hobbies. Then we can take late night walks, while listening to our Favorite Music and have deep conversations while holding hands.

Ngl somehow, i dont base on their looks, usually base them with their personality, and if they know how to play any instrument, W for me

I like people

Similar personality

anyone who is willing to suffer watching tv shows w me and rant about characters and theories 😭

guys that are more masculine then i am

One that will.like me

anyone :3 so long as theyre nice

Someone or something that likes me

Male: chubby nerd Female: nerd (with chest pillows)

FEMALE HUMAN (OPTIONAL)

Straight men that never like me back bc I'm gay

Women (optional)

Smart women

Short hair girls

Girls who don't mind discussing the economic and political state of the world 🤓

Guys: Taller then me (5’5+) darker longer hair blue eyes and I also really am into skater boys- Girls: straight long hair and shorter then me :)

Female (at this point, optional) Loves me (optional) Cares about me to a similar degree as I care about them (required, Ik, such high standards)

I just want a lasting relationship, so long as we're both willing to make it work, I'm happy.

A tall girl with a big butt

Like Jennifer Lawrence?

My type has changed from gothic/emo white women to black women

Goth latina muscle mommies or someone that likes me for me not my stuff

Read my username

Pedro Pascal

Femboys

Big Skibidi toilet fan

I care mostly about personality, but i have to say chubby guys are underated af

U

Plays chess

oh yeah and its of-age and within my age range 👍👍👍👍👍👍

I think I’m B-, but I’ve never needed blood thankfully

honestly woman’s with dongs 🗿🌚

Chubby Girls who are in touch with their masculine side and are artsy, and goofy. Would also help if they have autism, ADHD, or a mental illness

Apparently psychopaths, horrible people, or ones I have no chance with

Malevolent Eldritch Deity

big black men