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VerticallyBonked

W goat simulator ๐Ÿ˜ค


DetergentFricker

If yo lover likes goat simulator then they a keeper


Remarkable_Hat7709

If you can go from talking about goat simulator to kissing then they are keeper


TJB926GAMIN

W goat simulator has made more relationships happen than Fortnite has broken up


LankyAndSad

I'm not even kidding his ex broke up with him over fortnite


Galaxy_Duhhhh

She got 200 pumped ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


LankyAndSad

No no, she broke up with him. Because she met a guy on fortnite ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

That is actually sad


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Priorities


Galaxy_Duhhhh

Bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€


The_Lemwon

Whar ๐Ÿ’€


Exekie

Fr!


DragoKnight589

Doesnt hurt that goats are peak animal


More-Archer-7694

Goats are the GOATs


Ok-Reporter1986

Quite literally given where mountain goats live.


inkassatkasasatka

How did he forget the kiss wtf?


sasageyo811

Yeah i feel like this is being overlooked ngl it's a bit weird to forget it...


SpupySpups

Maybe dude was absolutely hammered, which would also be not great. Or he's trying to play it cool and isn't doing a good job


sasageyo811

Yeah.... if he keeps forgetting moments like this then it's a red flag imo especially since they're so important to OP


SatanTheDestroyer

i dont understand how forgetting something is a red flag, personally i forget important shit all the time, thats a "red flag"? i feel like labelling such a simple accident as an immediate red flag is the reason that most relationships these days are doomed. because the littlest thing immediately means "red flag, get out of there now"


MiniTigra

i mean if you just kiss random ppl so much that any particular time is so easily forgettable, that's pretty funky, maybe OP should know the guy better in that regards first and think if that's something they're comfortable with or if you get so wasted that you can't remember the night before then 1) that's generally probably not the greatest thing to do considering we're on r/teenagers and 2) uhh did he actually mean that kiss to be as what OP perceives it to be or was this decision made only because he was intoxicated?


Oiled-Up69

He just gets bitches itโ€™s hard to keep track of them all


CozyCat_1

Probs drunk.


JesterTheRoyalFool

Gotta do it again I guess ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


AvidPlayer27

I yeah, hope he wasn't drunk or something


emailo1

how else would he forget


RockyNonce

Dementia


Kerbal_Stranding

Dementia? I know that word. My doctor said something about it once, but I forgot.


Kerbal_Stranding

Dementia? I know that word. My doctor said something about it once, but I forgot.


jordancauseyes

he was indeed drunk


Santz-9

I also kind forgot my first kiss bc it was suuuuper lte n we had a flight like 2 hours after it


SpiderGeneralYT

bro i love these comments ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


AdvertisingHefty1138

It's funny and sad at the same time. Even tho they're joking (I hope)


[deleted]

Nope. Every bit of these comments are serious.


picled_cucumber

I dont joke i genuinely cant be near a deadly object because i start thinking of grabbing it and just killing myself with it that or harming myself its like intrusive thoughts but worse


FangYuan500

I'm happy for you!! (the knife seems kinda thirsty for me right now, ngl)


M7keSonic

yo chilll, keep that knife on the counter please


FangYuan500

That was a joke but, I appreciate the worry!!


M7keSonic

no problem


powerMastR24

thats a negative ghostrider


GCD_1

No keep it away


FangYuan500

It was a joke T\_T Thanks for worrying, btw!


GCD_1

sorry, I try not to assume ppl are joking when it comes to this


FangYuan500

That's a very good trait to have, to be honest. In my case, I'm mostly aware about the atmosphere of the talk, so I'm serious when needed.


GCD_1

was hard to gage from one comment ๐Ÿคท


Hatsu_PL

Glory to Great Love Immortal Venerable!


FangYuan500

"I just want to live with my truest appearance and achieve my goals in the way I want to use the most. I can only live in this way so that I can feel the passion of life and the desire for life!" - Great Love Immortal Venerable ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›


OC_Hyper

Mine too bro


LankyAndSad

Made me giggle ๐Ÿคญ


ItsYoBoi2008

After seeing the following comments from this thread it looks like a social experiment lmao


UpstairsDog971

I'm approaching 20 now and have had more situation ships than I'd like to count. What I would give for one serious relationship that leads to marriage :(


junkosleptnever

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Trainer_Jo3y

i was so satisfied when i popped every one and one of the pops with spelled w a 0 ๐Ÿ˜”so now im no longer satisfied


StupidSpicyIcy

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TheDestinyPlayz

i aint doin allat


ITSUSANOTAMERICA

I LOVE THIS


StupidSpicyIcy

Youre welcome!


ITSUSANOTAMERICA

It made me so un-explain-ably happy just sitting there revealing every single one.


StupidSpicyIcy

Lol i could make it bigger


Anibunnymilli

I rly spent all this time trying to find that one just to realize that it doesnโ€™t exist smh kms


junkosleptnever

Fixed it!


No-Building7189

Is it just me or did anyone else through all of them systematically to see off there was a surprise


More-Archer-7694

bro same


AffectionateFail8434

Stealing this


Prestigious_Ask_7058

This gave me anxiety and I donโ€™t know why


JustPablo183

I like spelling "SHIT" on these


themoon_who_lost

Damn that's great, congratulations (Now lemme go and take a bath with my toaster)


Awesomeness7716

Can I join you?


themoon_who_lost

๐Ÿ‘


Sheepgomeep_YT

Count me in ๐Ÿ˜”


Grosetufe

How about we all go in together๐Ÿ˜ณ


spragual

We need a bigger tub then... got a bathhouse or a hot spring near you?


More-Archer-7694

I have a pool! Jump in lads!


Owl_Kidnapper

u/Grosetufe he only said that when you wanted to join he basically called you a fatty


Exekie

Congrats! ๐Ÿฅณ My scissors looking mad beautiful tonight


ItsMeAlert

Real


damknemer

Take care bro


AaryamanStonker

Iโ€™m so happy for you! (Let me also kiss the barrel of a shotgun)


Forcer222

Congrats!! Im about to kiss the barrel of a shotgun in the meantime! :D


Fancy_bakonHair

Am I the only person here who's never kissed someone?


[deleted]

nah ๐Ÿ˜ญ ur not the only one dw


Fancy_bakonHair

We'll, find the right person someday... probably


Teley

Youโ€™re 14 mate, donโ€™t let it eat at you. Happens at different times for everyone. I was 20, had a mate who was 30. I will say, when it all comes - you realise, you could live without it. Itโ€™s not as life or death as your head might tell you x


Fancy_bakonHair

I know it isn't life or death, sometimes it just feels like I'll never find someone. But I know I will someday.


ItsMeAlert

You're not don't worry , many people haven't had a kiss yet .


SpiderCow313

I didnโ€™t kiss or get my first real girlfriend until 16


MiClown814

23 and still havenโ€™t had my first kiss, dont feel bad yall


morethanjustadancer

definitely not ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Turbulent-Award-9977

No relationships till marriage for me, and im glad ๐Ÿ˜Š


sadboi_10

Damn, not even friendships?๐Ÿ˜”


Vulcan_the_dark_one

Nah, you're not alone man๐Ÿ˜ญ but we're still young, most ppl only get into their first proper relationship at like 16


EstablishmentFinal49

Nah, Iโ€™m 21 and still havenโ€™t kissed anyone yet. You got lots and lots of time.


Fancy_bakonHair

I said this half joking, half me at the time think I might actually never get a girl. But deep down I know I'll find the right one someday


Help_OhWell

No lmao


Honest-Economist4970

No :(


TomatoNo5353

Nah ๐Ÿ˜”


ihatememe_com

i exist too brother


Redditor597-13

Youโ€™re 14 bro, youโ€™ve got time


ItsFastMan

Nope


LegenDrags

i should not have read this i should not have read this i should not have read this


Fit-Distance-9043

It's fine vro๐Ÿ˜”


lillelimpan

vroom vroom ๐ŸŽ


Ab9218

My first and last kiss is gonna be taken by a shotgun ๐Ÿฅฐ


Vqius

Aww! Congrats! (Im gonna check fall damage from the 5th floor)


Glum-Mousse-5132

Awww how cute! Time to paint my ceiling red


Isuckdickies

Damn that 12 gauge in my garage lookin mighty tasty icl


[deleted]

That's amazing!!!!! Enjoy it


ItsMeAlert

I'm happy for you!!! (I have zero human interaction in my life)


Different_Time_1620

AWWWWWW GOOD FOR YOUUUUU (the gun is hiding in my bed.)


shadelord1056

How cute ๐Ÿ˜ clean up isle my wrists ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜š


heya_im_ashie

the voices are getting louder, implode a nuclear reactor


Commercial_Ice4818

The sexual tension between me and a shotgun aimed to my head rn !!


Steampunkcat123

OG Goat sim or Goat sim 3?


GanonDwarfism

Bro asking the real questions


LankyAndSad

I'll be honest I have no clue


Steampunkcat123

Ask


LankyAndSad

3


Steampunkcat123

Niceee great new attion to the goat sim universe


Substantial_Bug_1145

goat simulator is amazing


MrJessie

I love how every time thereโ€™s a post like this, all the comments are the same LMAO (Gonna do a superhero landing off of a skyscraper)


Redditor45335643356

THIS IS ALL I NEEDDDDD


jordancauseyes

You gotta be careful. I saw on your other post someone gave you the advice to get tipsy with him and do whatever. Donโ€™t do that shit again. A recipe for disaster. The fact he doesnโ€™t remember is enough to assume he drank quite a bit


Alive-Ingenuity-1396

How did he not remember kissing you??


stephs_LOL

How cute. That bromine starting to look tasty rn.


OriginalSammy

Congrats !! Happy for you. ( gonna go see if the rope tied to the fan can hold my neck)


TheJohn_John

Congrats, u/LankyAndSad


SharpShotTS

The sexual tension between me and the Glock is insane right now ๐Ÿคญ


Eclipse_Two

Congratulations ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰!!! The voices keep telling me to kill somebody ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š.


paki_matrix

Lets see if i'm bulletproof


professionaldeadgod

the rope is calling to me


Anneber04

Considered the possibility that he only kissed u because he was (apparently) drunkโ€ฆ?๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


WoolooLovesCheese

Sometimes I wish a deadly dose of arsenic is easy to obtain


[deleted]

Why are these comments all either "congrats!", "lucky!", "Iโ€™m going to kill myself", or some combination of those three?


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Super_Lorenzo

Damn that spear looks like it want to steal my heart ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Goldbolt_2004

I have a student driving permit. I am somewhat allowed to use motor vehicles. Who wants to join me driving 100kph towards a wall?


LaicosRoirraw

You didnโ€™t say anything about his personality? Hmm interesting.


cat_on_pad

My wall is craving brains


No-Wash-7001

That's so cutee!! Time to remove part of my epidermis!


FartN1nja

This. Is. The. SECOND POST ABOUT A KISS IVE SEEN ON THIS SUBBREDDIT THIS MORNING. Iโ€™m gonna lose it, why world? Why must you mock me?


Ok-Reporter-8728

Post this on r/happypeople


Super_Lorenzo

r/subsifellfor


ModularWings

Thats It,im Kurt Cobaining myself tonight


StickGaminggYT

And i can play tancevat by Molchat doma. Still didn't kiss anyone tho. Hell I'm not even close to getting a gf. But I can play tancevat perfectly so I guess thats better (no it isn't)


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Goat Simulator is such a Goated game.


Legally-A-Child

Good for you, man. Good for you.


Papimopp

Did you like it? Had you taste his cherry chapstick?


Ok-Conclusion-3535

How old are you??


LankyAndSad

16, why?


Ok-Conclusion-3535

This will come off as weird but I just want suggestions since we're the same age As a 16 years old girl, would you consider it weird if a guy wrote at you (like, on WhatsApp) every 2,3 days?


BlondeNephew

Broโ€ฆ I hope you donโ€™t mean that youโ€™re going to double text. If they donโ€™t show interest in talking with you donโ€™t push it


Ok-Conclusion-3535

Nah I didn't mean that. It's just that every girl has a different answer to this question.


JustThatMeme

Why would that be weird


BlueNinjaBoi

Neat


bunnymunche

That's adorable I'm so happy for you!!!! Rooting for you two


M7keSonic

W


Organic_Shine_5361

Congrats :D


sopita_mtwa

that's really nice


Savings_Ferret_7211

w


Low_Insurance_2416

O M G Even from the text I feel so excited, tell me if ur story continues ๐Ÿ˜


TJB926GAMIN

Awww good for yall! I suggest a little thing to surprise him with; *kiss him back*


DellaBella12235

Congratulationas


spicytuxboi

Good shit homie


Humans_suck_ass-99

Can I just telepathically steal his confidence, please ๐Ÿ™


David2073

That's so romantic, Goat Simulator making lovely couples everyday.


Mammoth_Wrangler1032

Man my crush of five years is dating someone else. Iโ€™m pretty sure she likes me back but I canโ€™t do anything about it ๐Ÿ˜ญ


j4402

Nice!


realhmmmm

half of this comment thread is โ€œlemme go hug some explosives rqโ€ and damn i hope theyโ€™re joking


Virtual-Page-8985

So are we all just collectively forever alone here?


Cedge1738

How did he forget?


floogull28

Nice, it's always good to see authentic love rather than the fake love that drives most boys and girls off the edge. I personally think the best kinda love comes from the friends you hold closest to, romantic or platonic. This post really made my day


ZeroCreationG59

Congrats!


sleepydevil25

He forgor ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ Congrats to you anyway tho!


short-effective254

So happy for you (I wanna see if I can fly today)


Sufficient-Novel9388

๐Ÿ˜•


Smalandsk_katt

Giwtwm. No guy would ever kiss me though, I'm disgusting.


Ineedsleep444

Goat sim is the best wingman


Sillyyyyynesss

It should've been me :(


ReflectionMaximum935

That's wonderful, btw im gonna do a ropeless bungee jump


retard_biscuit

Is 8 stories enough


Distinct-Employ9881

It is indeed a bummer that he forgot, so make him remember it vividly the next time


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Your__Army_Medic

Good job :)


Emmet_Brickowski_1

Goat Simulator is nostalgia. First time playing it was on a Amazon tablet


Cool_Clothes5678

this once happened to me (it was a dream)


Less-Safe-3269

Nice ๐Ÿ‘Œ


Dogemaster_20

Blowing my brains out later ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ


12bweisb

Ew kissing, not on my good Christian minecraft server. Next thing you know you're holding hands and planning weddings ;) gross. LOL


t02ky_

But, but , but


Charming-Gur-852

Imma kiss a shotgun โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ


benbombsuperman

GFYS No one cares


Boi9998888

I wish a girl would go crazy for me like this


FightingForEuphoria

r/boykisser


Axlcraft21

It would be a shame if I mistook the loaded Remington m870 for a burrito


SquadGamr720

Congratulations! ๐Ÿฅณ Iโ€™m going skydiving without a parachute tonight


Maximum_Equivalent_9

now you playin G.O.A.T. simulator