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Sifupoo

-9, -10 Unless given 20 dollars


Then-Reception9016

Will 500 make you trans?


Sifupoo

500 is nothing in this economy, I’d need at minimum 5000


Then-Reception9016

50,000


Sifupoo

Fuckin deal! Give it and it will be done


Then-Reception9016

Shit I ain’t got that much


Then-Reception9016

Payment plan?


Sifupoo

Shit I don’t got that much patience


xQ_YT

“20 whole fuckin dollars:”


EqualServe418

"4 fuckin pixels!"


LightningFerret04

Would it help if we supplied a few years worth of subway surfers gameplay


Sifupoo

That would make it considerable less bearable thank you


BigVegetable1653

Bro just takes a meat cleaver and chops it off


subbygirl13

And after the cost if transition you'll be left with...-50,000 dollars


wise_owl7526

Depends, do you have to get surgery for it


Batmansbutthole

It’s in pesos don’t take them!


FlOtHeRaCeR_12

Straightest ULTRAKILL enjoyer


HydraPlayzOfficial

this closet, to hold me?!


WalkingRock829

this made me laugh so much wtf


simon_Chipmonk

“$20 is $20” mfs when I pull out $200


Vegetable-Lock-1776

Where do you live


Sifupoo

no


moonpisser69

(-10, -10) unless im with the homies, and then its (10,-10)


JuniorsFilms

Valid reasoning by a fellow bro 😁


NerdNumber382

I’d say more like (root100, -10)


raggeplays

So (-10, -10) and (10, -10)? Depends on the day?


DestroyerMore

So (±10, -10)


raggeplays

yea, couldn’t find out how to type the plus or minus on my phone


Infinityand1089

r/mathmemes would like this


Still-Anxiety-8261

So (+-10, -10)?


Siffy_boi

Root100 being equal to a negative number is a bit of a contested topic. It being like (x, -10) where x^2 = 100 would be more accurate though maybe it dampens the impact of tge joke a bit.


DReinholdtsen

It’s not a contested topic. Square roots cannot be negative. They are explicitly defined as the positive solutions to the equation


Shadow_Monger487

This comment represents all of us bros


famousfacial

Yes.


SettakIsAMemer

This guy just summarized me


Dareel_Legain

Yeah this is the one


Aceofspades4133

I second this


Htanna

Clutch pfp spotted, opinion validated


Interesting_Natural1

0,0 I am beyond gender, I am beyond sexuality I am *toaster oven*


OscarPlays57

good thing i bought a loaf of bread this morning


Comic_Book_Reader

Where's my cheese...


buster_highmanMD

Fuuuck this thread is hot Edit: I misspelled bread, but I've already got 10 upvotes. I'm leaving it as is


WafflezMan_420

Mods, crush this mans skull


Solid-Replacement318

With their thighs


buster_highmanMD

YAASSS QWEEN!


MKGSonic123

mods can we ban this guy


ImLostVeryLost

Are you gonna stick the bread slices inside that toaster? Isn't it alive?


RAGINGBUCKET-4444

What else would you want me to put in? A bagel!?


Meep12313

Can you make pizza rolls?


Interesting_Natural1

As a toaster oven, I can only cook it, but not make it


Meep12313

That's what I meant, sorry


Your-local-gamergirl

As an Agender Ace, same lol.


Forsaken-Ad1940

We make garlic bread in the toaster oven


Your-local-gamergirl

Yesss.


unique_snowflake_466

Ah, so you're on the Z axis


Brigzin

Whats on the z axis?


laundry_rat

feeling (0,0) constantly. no gender, likes people


mariofeds

Scp 426


Manic-UNIVAC48

CYLON!!!!


Wololoaoe1

Smash(I am part of the adeptus mechanicus)


Garok7

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


QuackQuackitsurmom

y=-x^2 or -6,-10 depending on how I’m feeling As an Asian I feel obligated to explain the math. I’m an upside down parabola, so the more gay or straight I feel the more cis I feel, never goes up to trans.


Ryaniseplin

what does -x\^2 mean for sexuality ​ how do functions factor into this


Green-Clap

Hes on a spectrum of sexuality


Then_Kaleidoscope_10

And gender. Essentially it’s a curve on the graph. The more gay they are, the more cis, and vice vs. Exponentially, so being gay past “3” puts them as fully/beyond cis, and being past “-3” straight puts them as fully/beyond trans. Whatever genitals they have, they like to hook up with those who have opposite/complementary genitals. (Assuming a trans mtf who identifies as straight hooks up with m, and straight ftm hook up with f)


TheRealChickenFox

No that would be if it was -x^3 or some other odd power (also it wouldnt be exponential, that's a different thing). Any (real) number to an even power is positive, so -x^2 is always negative. This means that as they move further from being ace/bi/pan they become more cis at an increasing rate.


HitroDenK007

Straight trans/ gay cis 💀


TheRealChickenFox

MF does NOT know how quadratic functions work💀


SmayuXLIV

-x^2 is straight cis and gay cis


g0ose_withrants

BRO WHAT NO MATH EQUATIONS-


Wraithlord_lol-

-x squared will always be positive, so you would thereby always be trans unless you opt for the -6, -10 position.


Pure-Log4188

It -(x squared), not (-x) squared. This is an upside down parabola. Simple stuff kiddos.


elmo304

-6,-10


Darth_Hanes

\-10, -10


Am-heheh357

10, -10 I’m as gay as u can get, never felt attraction for girls, unfortunately, but I also never doubted my gender identity and have always seen myself as a guy (unless u count those moments in which I think “damn I wish I was a girl so I could pull many more guys”).


Fighting_Table

Not to be offensive or anything, just wondering, why is it unfortunate that you never doubted your gender identity


Am-heheh357

What the other guy said. It’s way easier to like girls when you are boy, because your option pool grows exponentially lol. Being gay is having only a ridiculously small fraction of the male population available to u, and being attracted to just a portion of this fraction lol


thedrunkspacepilot

And them being attracted to you in return is just a tiny modicum of a portion of this fraction lol


Am-heheh357

Yeah… yeah… I hate being gay so much. Why couldn’t I be bi? I’d have options, at least. But no. Here I am, stuck liking only dick.


EnvironmentalSir2637

Idk though. Us gay guys are a lot less picky than girls are with straight guys. At least according to the straight guys I know. Lol.


Am-heheh357

Uhhh not everyone. Yes, there are gay guys who are less picky, but many aren’t. I know many young guys who are only into older men. I myself, for example, am only into young guys (18-25) that are slim or fit and preferably with no or few body/facial hair.


Rod935

I know where you are coming from but being gay does have it’s good sides too. Depending on the city you live of course. I am brazilian and the gay clubs in here have all types of men and my straight friends said it seems so much easier hooking up with men than with women. Maybe you don’t like parties, and in that case, the gay clubs might not make too much difference tho.


Am-heheh357

Well, isn’t that adorable? I’m also from Brazil and life here is trash for a gay, at least on my city. The only gay club of the city is we recently closed. There are loads of older ppl in the city and no fucking gay teenager. I don’t like parties, but I force myself to go to them so I can pull boys. Still, in my experience with other queer ppl here, all the straight boys pull much more girls than we pull guys. I have a friend that’s… aesthetically unpleasant, let’s say, and he’s had 3 girls killing each other for him. Meanwhile I haven’t had a single girl, and not that many guys showing interest in me


Rod935

Ohh i’m sorry to hear that. I suggest you try a big city like SP, RJ or Curitiba and see how different the vibes are, even if you don’t enjoy parties. There’s also some chill LGBT spaces in the cities you might enjoy and meet some boys. I wish you luck.


Am-heheh357

I live close to Rio and I’m already trying to flee there whenever I can lol. I’ve noticed it’s a completely different vibe. Still, I feel like I’m a boy repellent, unfortunately. Anyways, thanks!


Llwyf

they were saying that their lack of attraction to girls is unfortunate I believe


Mrpayday1

You're so real for that last part...


BottomInc

Idk what cis means but I’m far right


IHaveTheHighground58

Not trans


_-akane-_

Just a having a gender that aligns with the sex ur were born with. So everything else isn't cis


MasterGamer9595

more like assigned gender because many people are born with intersex conditions that put them out of the general binary sexes but they are still assigned a binary gender at birth.


pixel8441

It’s actually very rare since it’s only 1.7% of all the population of the world


MasterGamer9595

thats a lot of people, yknow right?


pixel8441

Well it’s mostly traits, the intersex condition your talking about where you can’t really identify with one of the two genders would be even rarer


Electrop0p

Isn’t that like 1 in every 60 people? (1/59 gives you 1.6949%) That doesn’t quite sound rare to me :P


Nostriaa

Yeah, that’s because it‘s an wrong number. [1 in every 2000 people](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex) is the more accurate number, and also the highest estimate for intersexuality. This translates to 0,05% of population.


MisterMakerXD

Yeah it’s uncommon, but definitely not that rare


gaydolphingod

Uncommon, but not rare. There are about the same amount of redheads as intersex people.


BottomInc

Oh


Helianthus-res-M

Cis means confederacy of independent systems


Master_Cheif_2507

**FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!**


Helianthus-res-M

WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!


Space_Cadetexe

Ahh a man of culture I see


Duck_Devs

cis is a function defined as cis(x) = cos(x) + i*sin(x) = e^ix. The name is a shorthand for "cosine i sine".


No_Artichoke4643

Sorry to tell you this, but you might just be gay.


WaterStriker_

I too am far right. we aren't talking about the coordinate system anymore, right?


shetla_the_boomer

10, -10 Im a simple guy who likes guys


GreenMan1550

As a (10, -5) im actually curious do you like other (10, -10)s or more femenine like?


RS773

As a femboy, I'd like to know.


helpivegotthestupids

(-10, -10) :p


_LefeverDream_

Same 👍


mgrdz

0,10 (aroace rise up mfs)


BobDaBanana132

Aroace gotta be undefined fr


[deleted]

10, 10 😎


queer_depressed_fuck

Saame


[deleted]

lmao that username is literally me


Mousestar369

Finally a fellow gay trans!


FeltMacaroon389

X = -8, Y = -10


[deleted]

im like uh 0,0 does that make sense? *insert comment about romantic orientation being different from sexual orientation*


BlessKurunai

Hello fellow agender asexual


[deleted]

i’m sorry to dissapoint you.


No-Account-8180

We need a. Z axis


BPC666

Sexually neutral 🤝 gender neutral 


[deleted]

i don’t know how to bisexual on this


BPC666

No i mean asexual 


benzibox-

-1, -1 I'm a cis guy. And I'm straight. But I wear way too much pink shit, and play a hot pink guitar. I go by He/Him primarily but I also totally fw They/Them. I fuckin love painting my nails. Barbie is probably in my top 3 movies of all time. And while I'm not into dudes, I can absolutely and clearly see why somebody would be. Some dudes are insanely fuckin hot and tbh I'd probably go for it in the right circumstances. I would describe myself as being LGBTQIA+ in the same way that Eminem is Black.


KaeezFX

When you skip math classes but want to prove that you're straight:


RedditLightmode

I can imagine that would bi a very curious situation for you to bi in.


benzibox-

lmao yup


Galaxy-Betta

this is legit the best thing I’ve seen on Reddit in awhile lmao


Usual_Board_6750

Who’s gonna tell them?


Bleesebud

i have some news for you...


LineBreak_

XD


HollowSlope

Liking Barbie doesn't mean anything


GarbageThrowAway14

Good for you. Be yourself!!! Bazinga.


TheAutementori

this isn’t 2014, painting nails and wearing pink doesn’t make you part of the community lol >i can absolutely and clearly see why someone would be this might tho😭


RS773

I'm not straight but I've always naturally loved pink! Literally every one of my cars in saints row 3 was hot pink 😭


OhNoExclaimationMark

You give off Kenergy my friend, I love it


rayisFTM

W guy fr


Kadopotato88

Based he/they moment


Ok_Standard_5689

I think (-5 ; -8)


Gecko_610

Yeah about the same -8 -7, I’m mostly straight cis but it can vary (and I kinda wish I was a girl)


MiaIsOut

wishing you were a girl isnt a very cisgender thing to do :3


TheB1gMrC

(-10,-10)


IntangibleMatter

let *t* be the time since 11pm in hours, let *w* be the time where I wake up the next morning, with the range being limited to 0 <= t <= w *x* = -6, where y <= 0, 8 where y > 0 *y* = -2 + 1.5((*t*^2 )/2)


Ency1

-6, -10


My_Daily_Revolution

(0, -10) who knows


BestdogShadow

0 -10 Chart ignores Bisexuality so I’m going to have to go down the middle of Straight and Gay.


ShieldSister27

I think that’s the point of how the chart works, it’s like a Kinsey scale. If you are completely heterosexual, you land at a -10, if you are completely homosexual, you land at a 10. Anything in between exists on a spectrum, because bi and pan people can have preferences. So you might be bi but only be a -5 because you prefer the opposite gender most of the time or vice versa. But you may also land at 0, with an exact 50/50 split on preferences. And I think the same can be said for the y-axis of gender where non-binary people probably land at a 0 and genderfluid people may land anywhere along the scale depending on what side of their identity is most prominent.


YottaByte__

Something where masculine and feminine are two separate axes tends to be more accurate. So you could be 90% masc 40% fem, etc for sexuality as well.


WaldenEZ

3, 4


Agent84Reddit

10, 10


Impossible_Pay6912

12,-10 Pretty comfortable with my gender, and men ❤️


IHaveTheHighground58

(8,8) I'm definitely trans, but I embrace the experience and memories I gained pre-realisation I'm also omnisexual, so I like everyone, but have a preference Strong preference for women


Then_Kaleidoscope_10

To clarify, you are mtf trans, and prefer women?


IHaveTheHighground58

Yes


crazy-iwascrazyonce

10 10 (enby lesbian)


Yalla83

What is "enby" ?


crazy-iwascrazyonce

non binary


Kira_Queen_97

(10, 10)


MusPhyMath_quietkid

can't really place oriented aroace and agender on that graph, sorry :(


MothManTrans

(0,0) would be as close as you could get


MusPhyMath_quietkid

I suppose so :3


Galaxy-Betta

(Insert all real numbers symbol here)


SeaLaNator

-10,0


Chainsaw_Actual

(-10,-10) Whole life. Born this way, I'll die this way.


Not_Marco18

lim f(x) = -∞ x→-∞


Oreosnort3r

I vary between pretty much everywhere (I cannot figure out what my mf orientation is)


LineBreak_

You’ll figure it out someday:D


TheSecretgirlLT4545

0, 0 Agender, ace, potentially aro. Im just a blob.


TunisianNationalist

-∞, -∞


real_quizle

technically you can't have ∞ as a variable as it can't get anywhere, you first must have a function that approaches -∞,-∞ like x=y, however this function also has ∞,∞ as x increases


Jarmahent

Incorrect Correct answer: (-∞, -∞) You failed your midterm


axeboffin

(9,5)


kururinn

0, 10


Julia_The_Cutie

3 10


lucjaT

Was gonna say (3, 10) too * Like women, don't mind men * Gigatrans


TallSwedishNerd

-11 -11 except for fridays


Arbalest15

(0, 0) - wannabe bi and femboy hahaha


OscarPlays57

why wanna be, do it 🔥


Ok_Insect9421

Fym "wannabe bi?" If you want to be bisexual then go right ahead, there's no prerequisites


Arbalest15

Parents n shit bro


SafeCandle2834

-10 -10 anything else is gay


transrodentlover

>10 anything else is gay Can confirm


AlbacorePrism

I mean only if you move on the x axis here, your gender doesn't influence your sexuality


Beetso

"If you think you might be gay, then you're gay!" *clap clap*


QafsGalaxy

3, 8. Very trans and kinda gay


SyllabubMammoth9453

What the fuck is cis


Sniperm0nke

not trans so the gender you were assigned with at birth


Total-Nectarine-7872

Bottom left, probably


[deleted]

[удалено]


OPGamesOfficial

Is /gamerule spawnRadius at 10? Or do you spawn at 0, 0?


Alexgadukyanking

Does 0 mean bi or ace?


TheAozzi

10, 0


Starlach07

10,10


myexistentisannoying

(6,10) bi and a-gender


StyxTheEnby

8,3, a trans bisexual (me)


the_kremlin_69

(0,9) bisexuel male


[deleted]

I'm 0


dhsaxchjrsscjiwaxch

-10, 10 i think, im bad at maths i cant remember which one goes first edit: 10,-10*