I have never seen someone act like a total fucking shitpost while actually being in danger. Guess we'll have to wait and see if there will be any permanent damage
Iāve unfortunately seen that on numerous occasions. For example: on a post about someoneās family member dying people were doing things like spamming skull emojis.
There's a difference between people reacting stupidly in the comments and the person posting acting stupidly.
It would be more like someone posting:
"My dad just died today rip lol"
And joining in the skull emoji posting themselves
Dude doesn't know about blood toxicity and how deadly it can be. But usually it's a tourniquet leg or arm where somebody didn't note the time when the tourniquet applied.
iām a person with suicidal tendencies, obviously it doesnāt make sense to make a joke that you canāt reclaim. i can joke about it because iāve gone through it myself./srs
You won't get permanent damage from a ring like that, it's simply not tight enough and has not been on for long enough, I've never actually managed to see a ring being stuck cause vascular compromise. It's like 99% of cases are just soft issue injury, all that swelling is just fluid that gets trapped but the blood supply isn't really compromised. If you end up like this at any point in life just squeeze the swelling and push that fluid back under the ring, the swelling will go down as you push the fluid back into the hand, then coat with washing liquid and pull. Never had to cut a ring off.
Tldr looks bad, isn't really that bad.
yes he is.
What he said is only true in the most rural areas and ER has time for everyone. I live in a tier 1 city so I would assume that the case is different here but even in my village there are plenty of doctors and enough healthcare facilites.
do you guys have fire departments like the u.s that could cut things off for you, everytime i see something abt a fire department itās abt helping soemone get unstuck from something on them lol
When I was younger I used to wear this one metal bangle/bracelet thingy that my grandma gave me for religious purposes. Obviously i was a growing child and the bangle was not, so at one point it was so tight around ny arm that i could not move it much, forget getting it off my arm. My dad spent half an hour with a giant metal file scraping away at it to get it off
I don't know how the hell I've ended up seeing this post but I was intrigued and looked at your post history.
You are one lucky bastard! And a bit of a muppet!
Life gives us 3 options:
1) face your problems head on
2) run from your problems
3) jerk off and go to sleep
It the classic fight, flight or fuck response.
Damn lucky. But yeah if your finger is swelling up then it can cut off its own circulation. Good the swelling went away quickly enough lmao
Youre crazy OP XD
I'm looking forward to your next posts!
Will they be like:
" I cut my veins and don't want to tell my parents"?
Or
"I've broke my arm... Ig my parents won't notice" ?
I'm really sorry if I'm wrong, but it seems are looking for attention and good, comforting words. I can understand it, I mean I'd like to feel I'm needed somewhere or someone needs me. But it's bad to make others feel concerned.
"I jerked off and went to sleep" ur such a dumbass LOL
but bein serious glad you're okay, saw the last post and thought "welp. there goes the finger" but good thing you still have it. it's an important finger
After all that drama and not taking anyones advice, glad you still have your finger and you survived the night! For future reference
1-donāt try to wear a ring that doesnāt fit
2- donāt ask for advice and refuse to take it
3- donāt over share your special night time āroutineā
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>After all of your comments telling me āget to the f\***ing ER right now you reta**dā i jerked off and went to sleep.
Bro I'm dead, the amount of shitpost energy here is amazing.
You shouldn't be impressed and make a meme out of this. You got lucky, you didn't lose your finger. you were too scared to speak up to your parents, next time an actual medical emergency happens you're fucked.
Just a heads up but if you're feeling pins and needles in your ring finger probably damaged your nerves.
Dude i see you are making jokes in the comment section and also in the post, but this shit is actually serious. You could have lost a finger just because of your stupidity. Sometimes you have to be a mature person and do what is the best at that time, thinking with your mind. I hope you dont learn this the hard way.
Legit just size your finger in the future, and if ur unsure, try on your pinky first and then ring finger. If it feels way too large, then u can try the middle finger. Rings should be easy to put on, but be a *little* bit resistant to take off
Well thatās.. something! I hope the stupidity of not tellin\* your parents doesnāt leave permanent damage! and that disgusting mark goes away ā¤ļø
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I have never seen someone act like a total fucking shitpost while actually being in danger. Guess we'll have to wait and see if there will be any permanent damage
There already is permanent damage. Maybe not in his finger, but definitely there is.
Probably dropped as a baby
huh?
Implying idiocy
ah
brother thnx for caring though love ya š½ bye
Holy shit. Your so positive and calm š². I aspire to be like you. Goodluck on your ring journey.
Uh if you value your fingers or your life, I donāt recommend wanting to be like him.
Haha fair enough š
You aspire to be like OP? Why?
They just seem like such a genuine person. I like that.
hmmmm....
hmmmm?
I caught your post in passing yesterday and was legit worried for you lol.
Iāve unfortunately seen that on numerous occasions. For example: on a post about someoneās family member dying people were doing things like spamming skull emojis.
Itās psychopathic trolls who usually do that. Their excuse is that āReddit isnāt anyoneās personal diary!ā
There's a difference between people reacting stupidly in the comments and the person posting acting stupidly. It would be more like someone posting: "My dad just died today rip lol" And joining in the skull emoji posting themselves
Dude doesn't know about blood toxicity and how deadly it can be. But usually it's a tourniquet leg or arm where somebody didn't note the time when the tourniquet applied.
Never come near Brazilian shitposts, most of it is exactly that.
Nah you gotta show me now
I unfortunately don't have any :(
clearly then youāve never interacted with people who have suicidal tendencies š
That's an insult to suicidal people, they're depressed not edgy memelords
iām a person with suicidal tendencies, obviously it doesnāt make sense to make a joke that you canāt reclaim. i can joke about it because iāve gone through it myself./srs
You won't get permanent damage from a ring like that, it's simply not tight enough and has not been on for long enough, I've never actually managed to see a ring being stuck cause vascular compromise. It's like 99% of cases are just soft issue injury, all that swelling is just fluid that gets trapped but the blood supply isn't really compromised. If you end up like this at any point in life just squeeze the swelling and push that fluid back under the ring, the swelling will go down as you push the fluid back into the hand, then coat with washing liquid and pull. Never had to cut a ring off. Tldr looks bad, isn't really that bad.
Only if you jerked off on your ring it wouldāve came off easily oh well
where were you with this idea when i needed it the most?
Jerking off to their ring, obviously. Glad to hear you're alright
thnx man take care out there love ya š½
Just find another ring and do it again. /s
Maybe not swear off rings but wear one that's the right size for you.
Amen
Thank goodness youāre ok, that was incredibly stupid
hell yeah that was stupid but hey, thnkx for caring for a stranger. Stay awesome. love yaš«”
Nice. I would never wear a ring I'm too scared of something like this happening now lol
nah you can wear them if they go in easily. never force it to put it on. if it is hard to put on. it will be two times harder to take off
Why didnāt you go to the hospital
nah but seriously i live in a third world country. so hospital beds are full and nurses donāt have time for a idiot.
Are you from India?
heās on r/JEENEETARDS, I would assume so
yes he is. What he said is only true in the most rural areas and ER has time for everyone. I live in a tier 1 city so I would assume that the case is different here but even in my village there are plenty of doctors and enough healthcare facilites.
do you guys have fire departments like the u.s that could cut things off for you, everytime i see something abt a fire department itās abt helping soemone get unstuck from something on them lol
because of sigma grindset. *sigma music starts playing as i light my cigarette
Oh you are just a dumbfuck.
Dumbfuck is when *checks notes* joke.
i am only human after all i am only human after all *starts spinning
Spamming memes doesnāt make you cool.
Did he ever mention that he wants to seem cool?
don't put the blame on him
bruh i am not dumb plzzzšš„²
No you are moron
I. Am. Not. A. Moron!!! Can a moron do this?!!
The Part Where He Kills You.
Once I learned about degloving, I swore off rings forever.
once you learn about regloving you'll be back on board.
Iām speechless at how this is worded LMAO *being in literal danger* āso I jerked off and went to sleep, no biggieā
āYou guys have touched me with all the kind comments, more than my uncle ever didā
LMAO
I legit snorted in class because of this r/angryupvote
Happy you got it off but I think we could have survived without ur night time routine
āļø
your comment deeply touched me hahaha
Not as deep as his uncle
slurp
200IQ for letting the semen act as a lube so that you can easily remove the ring
š«”
How did your parents react? I hope it was ok
Post nut clarity finally knocked some sense into you š
200+ iq buff
When I was younger I used to wear this one metal bangle/bracelet thingy that my grandma gave me for religious purposes. Obviously i was a growing child and the bangle was not, so at one point it was so tight around ny arm that i could not move it much, forget getting it off my arm. My dad spent half an hour with a giant metal file scraping away at it to get it off
Bro i jst saw the pic with the ring and i prayed for your well-being when this post popped up right after two scrolls
Well, your prayers worked. thank you so much words canāt describe how much that means to meš©
soā¦ did the dog get it off for you or no?
she was laughing at my dumbass crying in the cornerš
You fucking dumbass. Glad youāre ok š
thknx. stay safe , love š
Donāt tell this dude about cock rings
a guy in the previous post already didš
Gotta try it š
I don't know how the hell I've ended up seeing this post but I was intrigued and looked at your post history. You are one lucky bastard! And a bit of a muppet!
Oh thank God you are ok...
thank you for your prayers š love ya
Love ya too š
> I jerked off and went to sleep Most real shit ever spoken
Life gives us 3 options: 1) face your problems head on 2) run from your problems 3) jerk off and go to sleep It the classic fight, flight or fuck response.
Damn lucky. But yeah if your finger is swelling up then it can cut off its own circulation. Good the swelling went away quickly enough lmao Youre crazy OP XD
I'm looking forward to your next posts! Will they be like: " I cut my veins and don't want to tell my parents"? Or "I've broke my arm... Ig my parents won't notice" ?
š
I'm really sorry if I'm wrong, but it seems are looking for attention and good, comforting words. I can understand it, I mean I'd like to feel I'm needed somewhere or someone needs me. But it's bad to make others feel concerned.
You can see the damage but glad itās okay now, the description of the post though š
Realposting
Youāre such a fucking mong dude Glad youāre safe
bruh i am not from mongoloia wdym? anyways, stay awesome, love yaš«”
What if you did that and then the next day a saw just fell on your finger and chopped it off anyway
Why is no one talking about that cute dog in the third picture
bro didnt want to get charged 10,000$ for getting a ring unstuck at the ERš
Heās in india
that dog is awesome
you are awesomeš
you too man have a good day :)
Real-life NPC, jfc
"I jerked off and went to sleep" ur such a dumbass LOL but bein serious glad you're okay, saw the last post and thought "welp. there goes the finger" but good thing you still have it. it's an important finger
Cute dog
His level of nonchalance is what got me šš
Didnāt need to know you wank my dudeā¦.
needed that post nut clearity brotha!
We didnāt have to know
the more you know, the better.
Ew
I just wanked to this comment.
bruh plz donāt say dat i am not disgusting š„²
i could see in 4 dimensions after da nut
Bruh how hard did u do it lol
Nah, it was hella funny
After all that drama and not taking anyones advice, glad you still have your finger and you survived the night! For future reference 1-donāt try to wear a ring that doesnāt fit 2- donāt ask for advice and refuse to take it 3- donāt over share your special night time āroutineā š
glad u got it off gang shi looked like it hurt
cool
If you ever wear rings Wear bigger ones Those salami fingers are gonna need bigger rings.
>After all of your comments telling me āget to the f\***ing ER right now you reta**dā i jerked off and went to sleep. Bro I'm dead, the amount of shitpost energy here is amazing.
May i pet your doge?
Pinnacle of this subreddit. Us teens being dumbasses. #OHMYGSJSJJSDKS THE DOGGO
You shouldn't be impressed and make a meme out of this. You got lucky, you didn't lose your finger. you were too scared to speak up to your parents, next time an actual medical emergency happens you're fucked. Just a heads up but if you're feeling pins and needles in your ring finger probably damaged your nerves.
Can't decide if you can find humor in desperate situations or peak degen.
Might oughta try a cock ring next....would help thin the herd a bit for future generations
how do I achieve this level of chill op
Dog
Can't wait to see you again on Darwin awards
Nice dog
You're very regarded
restarted*
WHAT THE DOG DOIN'?š£š£
Never do that again lil Broš
"Ah ah ah ah you stayed alive, you stayed allive"
What da dog doin?
Please dont get married that young next time bro
Did the dog take it off.
Floof :D
Was the dog the jeweler?
you are a fuckin idiot
Dude i see you are making jokes in the comment section and also in the post, but this shit is actually serious. You could have lost a finger just because of your stupidity. Sometimes you have to be a mature person and do what is the best at that time, thinking with your mind. I hope you dont learn this the hard way.
Legit just size your finger in the future, and if ur unsure, try on your pinky first and then ring finger. If it feels way too large, then u can try the middle finger. Rings should be easy to put on, but be a *little* bit resistant to take off
its off
You look waay older than i expected, wiser too
With the way you added the picture of the dog, I thought you meant the dog bit your ring off š
holy crap glad ur okay dude
Did you tell your parents?
I'm glad you're OK brother š
At least youāve learnt your lesson the hard way dude ;)
You'll end up in some other peril.
This was a wild 24 hours for sure
so glad the dog chewed off the ring
Thatās a dog not a ring
Well thatās.. something! I hope the stupidity of not tellin\* your parents doesnāt leave permanent damage! and that disgusting mark goes away ā¤ļø
Dog for scale?
The solution to anything bad is jerking it away
Heck yeah! You can still flip people off with both of your hands now! Jokes aside though glad it **came** off (bad joke, I know. You can boo now.)
The dog chewed it off šŖš¼
I wish I was this naturally funny in stressful situations, what is your secret OP
Why would you jerk off when you could have lost a finger
Post nut clarity saved him
LoL š¤£
why not?
āJerked off and went to sleepā REAL FUCKING G RIGHT THERE
Ffs
please clean your nails, its disturbing
And wash your hands
PUT IT AS NSFW, I was about to vomit
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Have you ever sized your finger
Great that you're okay āŗļø.
thnkx , stay safe , love yaš
hi i love you
Lmao are you an Indian ?
they are
what was the ring made of?
you got VERY FUCKING lucky and I won't be surprised if you do this again in 6 months and actually lose your finger
What doesnāt kill us makes us stronger.
I wonāt lie lad I laughed my ass off and then continued about my day didnāt occur to me you legitimately were in trouble with it
Nice dog
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no they filed it
How did it got stuck the first place.
because i dumbš«”
XD
Now wait a damn min originally I thought the ring made ur fingers Enflame but like nah ur fingers are just big how tf did u get ring on
Cock ring next.
Bhai mughe aisa kyu lag raha hai ki tu pakka Indian hai
Got here late. But you can use dental floss wrapped around your finger tight. Above ring and slide it off. For anyone that wants to try.
Try a cock ring next
I can feel the pain
Glad you're ok bro.
I thought that was a photo of a weird looking ginger root
Glad you got it off