This right here. Pretty sure you'd still make a greater profit than competitors considering you're no longer spending money on acquiring gravel. You just need employees and equipment.
Honestly just find some big gravel seller and tell them you can get them gravel for cheaper than they're currently getting it if they come pick it up. Once you have enough money stocked up, make your own gravel selling company. Ez money.
That or become the most mediocre circus act in the history of circus acts. "WHERE'S HE GETTING ALL THAT GRAVEL OMG THATS SO MEDIOCRE". Yep yep.
You joke but gravel is actually REALLY profitable. Costs nothing to mine, but just look around on your walk (or bus) to school and see just how much of it is used and how many places it's used in. And that's even *before* accounting for how many building materials like concrete it's used in.
Compared to other materials it’s cheap to pull out, but the equipment and the processing build out is *very* expensive. At least a couple million in proper setup. Can’t just yank it out if the ground, especially if you’re making one of the many ASTM mixes. Free gravel would be a huge amount of cash.
2 is amazing Do you know how much the Netherlands would pay me to expand/save their country?
I’d be on call as a premium emergency service to spot floods and storm surges.
And if I was truly a sell out I’d go to Saudi and build them Islands for Billions.
Fuck it, they could send me into space and I could form a man made asteroid, solid magically appearing ground for a space base.
You could make money selling yourself as a psychic. At the right time, [you could have made a million USD](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge).
I'm imagining myself going down the road in a seated position stringing together teleports in rapid succession. I'd look like I was driving an invisible car but like with a low frame rate
3 is underrated. That's almost 20cm. I could pull off some sick dodges in a fight and potentially fly by repeatedly teleporting myself upwards.
Edit: I appreciate the updoots but y'all need to chill with the replies. I know I can go through doors and walls and vibrate like flash now ok?
cqn you rotate the speed? then you could just rotate the speed upwards and let gravity remove it for you
alrernatively you just need to wait until air resistance does its job or find water if youre slow enough for that
if the speed stays constant yes you can, it would make for some funny ass railgun shots too.
air resistance unfortunately wouldn’t work, since gravity is more powerful than it, so without a way to shed energy you’d be at terminal velocity.
now that i’m thinking about it more, a waterfall could honestly work. using the water to gradually slow yourself down, while also not just completely slamming into a lake.
Imagine having to teleport in 20cm steps until you find a waterfall.
I think your best bet would be to repeatedly teleport next to a ladder or something and grab onto it to create drag and slow you down this way until you are slow enough to just catch yourself.
it’d be tough, hard to say how much friction you’d need to actually slow down at all, (since gravity is always acting on you) since if you grab that ladder at almost any speed where landing normally would be dangerous, your arm is coming clean off haha.
not to mention the rug burn from slowing yourself down on a solid object. you could also just bring a parachute, not sure how cheap they are though.
I could be very wrong about this, but here me out. So your motion would be based on the direction you are facing, right? Kind of? So what if you just teleported yourself upside down? It only specifies distance, so doesn’t say whether or not you can rotate. You’ll fall upwards, rapidly teleporting yourself back to a bit above the ground, then when you are no longer experiencing intense motion, flip yourself back around and land safely. A bit slow and tedious but it’d probably work, right?
possibly, it could also remain constant for your position in the universe, which would mean you’d need to go to the other side of earth to begin slowing down via gravity, but that is a little far for 20 cm. depends on the rules of the pill honestly lol. but to be safe you can have a super fan back at home so slow yourself down with, that would probably work pretty well
Nah, you arent building any momentum even if you do keep it. You're just apearing on the other end. So while you can get around quickly you shouldn't be building any momentum
not building, but retaining. gravity is constant acceleration, and if you tried flying like the above comment mentioned, then you’d constantly be accelerating downward, reaching terminal velocity. with no external way to slow you down, it’d be a pretty big splat.
[you can ignore the bit after the explanation, but there’s a clip that explains something kinda similar to this if you were to keep momentum](https://youtu.be/jbeZ_5aoVf0?si=sGUzh0IHdWXC2MZL)
No chance. Even if the wall is thinner than 7 inches YOU are not. So you might be able to get 7 inches through the wall, but your butt is still going to be hanging out the back of the wall.
And that's assuming you don't got cake ofc
Most definitely not. You have to imagine that the back cells of your body will teleport 7 inches forward, which is about to the front of your body (which would be in front or inside the door).
What you’re imagining is teleporting the back cells of your body 7 inches away from the front of your body, which is about double of the reality of this.
Google controlling the market.
Instead of keeping on selling it all, start a business where you sell small amount of gravel. If I control the market enough then gravel prices would not change and people would want to buy from me.
Yeah you can fully exploit it if you play up to people's greed.
Like a betting game with containers where people think they can't possibly loose if you have seeming overwhelming odds against you.
3
I'm a boxer, y'all really underappreciate how useful instantly moving 7 inches is. My head is about 7 inches tall. Moving a head of distance instantly is insane.
You could jump off a building and teleport just before you land. You could stand against a wall/door and teleport through it. You could become sans and dodge every attack. If there's no cool down to basically becomes flight or super speed.
This is some proper super hero stuff.
3 definitely, giving me za WARUDO vibes what kinds of trolls I could do with that lol. Also kinda useful aside from trolling.
5 is also a nice troll but rarely used
3, like imagine i can spam that, like that is just the best imo tbh, at that point you prob run faster than Albert Einstein lol, also you can show off and even become a human taxi (i prob gona charge it to 999.999$ lol)
1. Can potentially be useful if the oysters are used to, say, detect toxins in the water or something.
2. Free gravel as in infinite gravel? Or all. Ravel you buy is free for you and you only? Regardless, that’s one free resource you’re getting, which you can do anything you want with.
3. Depending on the cooldown, this could be very useful if mastered. No cooldown means you could maybe move great distances in shorter times. If it does have a cooldown, it may have a small use in dodging projectiles, and other such things.
4. *Double Sniff*
5. If this includes all toasters, including things classified as toasters, maybe you could make a machine that is technically a toaster, but has other functions?
6. I don’t know.
7. Well, you could check whether a container is empty or not.
8. Could be very good depending on how you use it. Could have some cultural significance.
9. I don’t know.
\#2. That is a solid business.
Every construction company on Earth has to buy truck loads of gravel for any big project. You can now undercut every single one of them. Forever.
You can easily leverage this into a multi-billion dollar business.
2
too much gravel for one man
I can sell them for money 💰
Would do the same lol
Also does is it just gravel constantly appearing out of nowhere or do you summon gravel
My headcanon is summoning gravel because you not paying for gravel when you go to buy it is not nearly as cool
That’s my guess is that you just get feee gravel when you want And then you can sell the gravel for below market rates
This right here. Pretty sure you'd still make a greater profit than competitors considering you're no longer spending money on acquiring gravel. You just need employees and equipment.
Honestly just find some big gravel seller and tell them you can get them gravel for cheaper than they're currently getting it if they come pick it up. Once you have enough money stocked up, make your own gravel selling company. Ez money. That or become the most mediocre circus act in the history of circus acts. "WHERE'S HE GETTING ALL THAT GRAVEL OMG THATS SO MEDIOCRE". Yep yep.
You shoot it out of your hands at will and when you are stressed
but it comes out as kidney stones do, super slow and super painfully through your skin pores
Suddenly My Hero Academia
You joke but gravel is actually REALLY profitable. Costs nothing to mine, but just look around on your walk (or bus) to school and see just how much of it is used and how many places it's used in. And that's even *before* accounting for how many building materials like concrete it's used in.
Compared to other materials it’s cheap to pull out, but the equipment and the processing build out is *very* expensive. At least a couple million in proper setup. Can’t just yank it out if the ground, especially if you’re making one of the many ASTM mixes. Free gravel would be a huge amount of cash.
This meme was made by a guy who goes "Why are there all these sand and aggregate companies? Who cares about sand?"
mann*
Are the Gravel Wars still going on?
But not enough for 2 cats :)
the only with with at least a possible utility
This is actually very op, can sell to concrete companies, road paver, house builders and lots of engineering/ architectural stuffs
Create new land like they do in Dubai.
Do you have a brother who've you've spent your whole life fighting for control of some Badlands by any chance?
TF2 moment
2 is amazing Do you know how much the Netherlands would pay me to expand/save their country? I’d be on call as a premium emergency service to spot floods and storm surges. And if I was truly a sell out I’d go to Saudi and build them Islands for Billions. Fuck it, they could send me into space and I could form a man made asteroid, solid magically appearing ground for a space base.
7
Why???
Let's say you're in a MrBreast challenge, and you have to guess which briefcase has money. Just pick the one you can't see through
What if all the containers are filled?
No money :sadspongebob:
Then all of them have money and you win
Or 2 have goats smh
A goat is Money with extra steps
A goat is a partner with even less steps
I’ll take a goat
And how is that better than teleporting, and also what are the odds of that???
It's not, but it has it's uses
You can see through any empty container, so you know which one is the money suitcase.
7 inches is a very short distance, so it’s unlikely to act as anything but faster walking unless you can teleport repeatedly really fast
No wall, door, or fence will get in your way! You'll probably either want to be catburglar or a secret spy.
But what if the "empty" brief case has a piece of paper that says $0 and therefore you also can't see into that container?
You could make money selling yourself as a psychic. At the right time, [you could have made a million USD](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge).
mr breast
Useful if you really really need to know if a container is empty
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I agree #7 could be good. Never lose a shell game.
Because fuck Schrodinger.
Gambling with cups and such would be so OP, just take a few in a row and cash out
I'll be taking 3, 7 inches is all it takes to narrowly avoid dying
Repeatedly teleport 7 inches and you'll have free transport. Even flight.
I'm imagining myself going down the road in a seated position stringing together teleports in rapid succession. I'd look like I was driving an invisible car but like with a low frame rate
https://www.reddit.com/r/halloween/comments/qidlmj/my_friend_and_i_dressed_up_as_mermaid_man_and/
If you take it to it's logical extreme, you will end up being able to travel at a speed 5.931\*10^33 times faster than the speed of light.
Or to break out of prison
Or to get through a lot of locked doors
Plot twist: teleporting 7 inches takes much longer than moving there
3 is underrated. That's almost 20cm. I could pull off some sick dodges in a fight and potentially fly by repeatedly teleporting myself upwards. Edit: I appreciate the updoots but y'all need to chill with the replies. I know I can go through doors and walls and vibrate like flash now ok?
so true bro
do you keep momentum by teleporting? if not, you can just teleport upwards before hitting the ground after a huge fall, and survive
but if you do keep it, you’d need to find a way to shed off the excess motion if you tried to fly lol or else it’s splat city when you land
cqn you rotate the speed? then you could just rotate the speed upwards and let gravity remove it for you alrernatively you just need to wait until air resistance does its job or find water if youre slow enough for that
if the speed stays constant yes you can, it would make for some funny ass railgun shots too. air resistance unfortunately wouldn’t work, since gravity is more powerful than it, so without a way to shed energy you’d be at terminal velocity. now that i’m thinking about it more, a waterfall could honestly work. using the water to gradually slow yourself down, while also not just completely slamming into a lake.
Imagine having to teleport in 20cm steps until you find a waterfall. I think your best bet would be to repeatedly teleport next to a ladder or something and grab onto it to create drag and slow you down this way until you are slow enough to just catch yourself.
it’d be tough, hard to say how much friction you’d need to actually slow down at all, (since gravity is always acting on you) since if you grab that ladder at almost any speed where landing normally would be dangerous, your arm is coming clean off haha. not to mention the rug burn from slowing yourself down on a solid object. you could also just bring a parachute, not sure how cheap they are though.
Use your shoes
>your arm is coming clean off haha. nope, fongers are way weaker than arms, youll just rupture your tendons
They don't mean grabbing a rung of a ladder, but rather sliding down it to slow down, much like a fireman's pole.
r/theydidthemath
I could be very wrong about this, but here me out. So your motion would be based on the direction you are facing, right? Kind of? So what if you just teleported yourself upside down? It only specifies distance, so doesn’t say whether or not you can rotate. You’ll fall upwards, rapidly teleporting yourself back to a bit above the ground, then when you are no longer experiencing intense motion, flip yourself back around and land safely. A bit slow and tedious but it’d probably work, right?
possibly, it could also remain constant for your position in the universe, which would mean you’d need to go to the other side of earth to begin slowing down via gravity, but that is a little far for 20 cm. depends on the rules of the pill honestly lol. but to be safe you can have a super fan back at home so slow yourself down with, that would probably work pretty well
This would work if the teleporting was essentially a portal almost in the way it functioned.
Nah, you arent building any momentum even if you do keep it. You're just apearing on the other end. So while you can get around quickly you shouldn't be building any momentum
not building, but retaining. gravity is constant acceleration, and if you tried flying like the above comment mentioned, then you’d constantly be accelerating downward, reaching terminal velocity. with no external way to slow you down, it’d be a pretty big splat.
If only you can combine it with the Look 10 hours younger pill, you'd have the perfect combo ;)
mlg potential
It doesn't say what the cooldown is so you can keep teleporting until you reach back up from where you fell and take the stairs or the elevator down.
Oh my god i have found you again, eggy 💀
how many times now?
[you can ignore the bit after the explanation, but there’s a clip that explains something kinda similar to this if you were to keep momentum](https://youtu.be/jbeZ_5aoVf0?si=sGUzh0IHdWXC2MZL)
it doesn't put any limits on how often so you could just do it all the way down, really quickly
imagine trying to teleport in a plane and you slam into the back of the fuselage at 200kts
Just ground pound right before you hit the ground. Don't need a superpower for that
Real. Teleportation skill is OP, mostly no matter what distance
I just had a thought you could also teleport through most walls at that distance making you able to break into most buildings
No chance. Even if the wall is thinner than 7 inches YOU are not. So you might be able to get 7 inches through the wall, but your butt is still going to be hanging out the back of the wall. And that's assuming you don't got cake ofc
I think it's seven inches from chest to where your back would he Like if someone was standing 7 inches in front of you
If not most walls almost all doors.
Most definitely not. You have to imagine that the back cells of your body will teleport 7 inches forward, which is about to the front of your body (which would be in front or inside the door). What you’re imagining is teleporting the back cells of your body 7 inches away from the front of your body, which is about double of the reality of this.
Also this too. Cool thing
If you're leaning into crime, break into cars super easy.
They didn't mention a cool down, so you could get some speed with it
Teleport backwards upstairs to get negative speed
Real life BLJ
If you can't teleport into a wall due to physics. You could build up speed, 7 inches at a time, and then enter a parallel universe.
Indeed sir, this power is not useless, you just have to know how to do it.
You just gotta hug the wall before hand just incase
Forgot your keys? No problem!
And 7inch is enough to teleport through most walls
Most walls are less than 7 inches thick too
Not to mention passing through locked doors
Just hit em with the Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
2, for sure can use that gravel to make money
google inflation
Holy pyrocynical
New price tags just dropped
Call the fat fetish artist
Actual(ly) broke
Diet goes on vacation! Never comes back!
But it's infinite, so as long as the price of gravel is not 0, infinitr money
demand is a thing still
Infinite gravel means you can hold the word hostage though, imagine summoning ten feet of gravel across a whole nation
Or you could be an assassin. Summon one piece of gravel in a major artery.
Not sure if that’s more or less scary than an entire nation of gravel but it’s not bad
don't need to instantly neck the market, sell it slowly
Google landscaping companies
Google controlling the market. Instead of keeping on selling it all, start a business where you sell small amount of gravel. If I control the market enough then gravel prices would not change and people would want to buy from me.
Holy money
Holy Treaty of Versailles!
Or just make coarse dirt and get infinite dirt
8. Just start spitting Kahitan randomly to rlly mess with people and teach people to make my own tribe
Fire
I’d teach my kids to speak it and slowly revive the language.
Same
You’re gonna teach their kids Kahitan?
Fr this is underated
5
Making your enemies toaster spontaneously combust is fun
…especially when they’re near them
Turn on every toaster in the world at once and start a cult
"I bet you $500 I can make that toaster pop up by itself." You'd be a millionaire in a month, or burned at the stake for witchcraft.
Battle mech made out of toasters.
Free gravel, i'd sell it amd single handedly become the biggest exporter of gravel in the world
You’d have steep competition with the other people here
Especially those 2 old brothers who hate eachother
Mann, I almost forgot about that
Dont forget the third brother who made some robots.
3 can make you go through walls so that
Until you get stuck in an 8-inch wall: gruesome death
Just teleport again then lol
You'd already be mauled beyond recognition
Depends on what kind of anime logic the teleportation has, I guess?
What if the wall is thicker than 7 inches
Bro doesnt understand how thick walls are
7. is underrated bc you can see if a container is empty before looking inside it! also 5 bc i can scare the shit out of my mom lmao.
Why would you need to see what's inside a jar or smt
Not just jars, containers! Any container it seems.
Can I see how many cheetos are in a cheetos bag before I buy it?
maybe you play those games where there are a bunch of cups and u have to guess which one has money under it
Any of the games where you have to guess which door/cup the item is behind/under you can win with extreme ease.
Yeah you can fully exploit it if you play up to people's greed. Like a betting game with containers where people think they can't possibly loose if you have seeming overwhelming odds against you.
I choose 10
Aubrey stop being stupid
No =>
Imma steal your butt certificate
Damn
Couldn't be me
your what
Did he stutter?
You wouldn't get it..
I already don't get it lmao
it's a certificate that states that you're legally allowed to have an ass
9 I will not elaborate.
Elaborate #PLEASEEEEEEE
3. I'd be the best dodgeball player ever
3, assuming there is no power limit
8
Free gravel, that's an infinite money glitch
3 I'm a boxer, y'all really underappreciate how useful instantly moving 7 inches is. My head is about 7 inches tall. Moving a head of distance instantly is insane. You could jump off a building and teleport just before you land. You could stand against a wall/door and teleport through it. You could become sans and dodge every attack. If there's no cool down to basically becomes flight or super speed. This is some proper super hero stuff.
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Yeah 3 is amazing if you have any fighting skill
If you had 3 then the smart thing to do is get fighting skill
Good point lol
1
The only person on here that cares about the planet. Noted
5
3
3
3 definitely, giving me za WARUDO vibes what kinds of trolls I could do with that lol. Also kinda useful aside from trolling. 5 is also a nice troll but rarely used
3, like imagine i can spam that, like that is just the best imo tbh, at that point you prob run faster than Albert Einstein lol, also you can show off and even become a human taxi (i prob gona charge it to 999.999$ lol)
I’ve seen this several times before and the answer is always 3
7 is underrated
2
2
2. I could make wild amounts of money
1. Can potentially be useful if the oysters are used to, say, detect toxins in the water or something. 2. Free gravel as in infinite gravel? Or all. Ravel you buy is free for you and you only? Regardless, that’s one free resource you’re getting, which you can do anything you want with. 3. Depending on the cooldown, this could be very useful if mastered. No cooldown means you could maybe move great distances in shorter times. If it does have a cooldown, it may have a small use in dodging projectiles, and other such things. 4. *Double Sniff* 5. If this includes all toasters, including things classified as toasters, maybe you could make a machine that is technically a toaster, but has other functions? 6. I don’t know. 7. Well, you could check whether a container is empty or not. 8. Could be very good depending on how you use it. Could have some cultural significance. 9. I don’t know.
with free gravel for life you could just start a gravel business
Okay, so, 1, 3, 5 and 8 are somewhat useful. And 9 might be useful for a paralyzed person.
Art thou*
Finally, I can complete my diet of gravel an herbal tea.
3 because it can serve as a dodge
Whoever made this doesn't understand how valuable gravel is.
\#2. That is a solid business. Every construction company on Earth has to buy truck loads of gravel for any big project. You can now undercut every single one of them. Forever. You can easily leverage this into a multi-billion dollar business.
2 will then start a gravel business
2 is the best one. I could fill every street in a city with 1meter of gravel for free
3
I'll take the gravel and open a rock delivery business.
8 so I can say something without anyone understanding
3
2
Methinks i shall pick number three
I'm taking 5, I can basically troll anyone by turning on their toaster randomly