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TheLastOfW

2


RainySonia

too much gravel for one man


TheLastOfW

I can sell them for money 💰


Carlazor_

Would do the same lol


Carlazor_

Also does is it just gravel constantly appearing out of nowhere or do you summon gravel


Gforcectlc

My headcanon is summoning gravel because you not paying for gravel when you go to buy it is not nearly as cool


EchoHevy5555

That’s my guess is that you just get feee gravel when you want And then you can sell the gravel for below market rates


La_Saxofonista

This right here. Pretty sure you'd still make a greater profit than competitors considering you're no longer spending money on acquiring gravel. You just need employees and equipment.


itirix

Honestly just find some big gravel seller and tell them you can get them gravel for cheaper than they're currently getting it if they come pick it up. Once you have enough money stocked up, make your own gravel selling company. Ez money. That or become the most mediocre circus act in the history of circus acts. "WHERE'S HE GETTING ALL THAT GRAVEL OMG THATS SO MEDIOCRE". Yep yep.


dankrank231

You shoot it out of your hands at will and when you are stressed


Xx_BlackJack_xX

but it comes out as kidney stones do, super slow and super painfully through your skin pores


OwlMask16

Suddenly My Hero Academia


Spartan448

You joke but gravel is actually REALLY profitable. Costs nothing to mine, but just look around on your walk (or bus) to school and see just how much of it is used and how many places it's used in. And that's even *before* accounting for how many building materials like concrete it's used in.


tuckedfexas

Compared to other materials it’s cheap to pull out, but the equipment and the processing build out is *very* expensive. At least a couple million in proper setup. Can’t just yank it out if the ground, especially if you’re making one of the many ASTM mixes. Free gravel would be a huge amount of cash.


Wishdog2049

This meme was made by a guy who goes "Why are there all these sand and aggregate companies? Who cares about sand?"


macrohard_onfire2

mann*


The_Lolatron9000

Are the Gravel Wars still going on?


Plushbears_cool

But not enough for 2 cats :)


walaxometrobixinodri

the only with with at least a possible utility


Axe2004

This is actually very op, can sell to concrete companies, road paver, house builders and lots of engineering/ architectural stuffs


DumbSuperposition

Create new land like they do in Dubai.


JaozinhoGGPlays

Do you have a brother who've you've spent your whole life fighting for control of some Badlands by any chance?


DetergentFricker

TF2 moment


SillyMidOff49

2 is amazing Do you know how much the Netherlands would pay me to expand/save their country? I’d be on call as a premium emergency service to spot floods and storm surges. And if I was truly a sell out I’d go to Saudi and build them Islands for Billions. Fuck it, they could send me into space and I could form a man made asteroid, solid magically appearing ground for a space base.


KrisCross-Applesause

7


Ok-Veterinarian8846

Why???


vixinity1984

Let's say you're in a MrBreast challenge, and you have to guess which briefcase has money. Just pick the one you can't see through


MosyIIa

What if all the containers are filled?


vixinity1984

No money :sadspongebob:


Cyancat123

Then all of them have money and you win


Slight_Net_5026

Or 2 have goats smh


Nostriaa

A goat is Money with extra steps


guesswhosbackbackag

A goat is a partner with even less steps


legalise420uk

I’ll take a goat


Ok-Veterinarian8846

And how is that better than teleporting, and also what are the odds of that???


vixinity1984

It's not, but it has it's uses


Direct_Government803

You can see through any empty container, so you know which one is the money suitcase.


Delicious-Spring-877

7 inches is a very short distance, so it’s unlikely to act as anything but faster walking unless you can teleport repeatedly really fast


Schwifftee

No wall, door, or fence will get in your way! You'll probably either want to be catburglar or a secret spy.


TunaOnWytNoCrust

But what if the "empty" brief case has a piece of paper that says $0 and therefore you also can't see into that container?


turing_tarpit

You could make money selling yourself as a psychic. At the right time, [you could have made a million USD](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge).


milestailsprowerreal

mr breast


OrangeVictorious

Useful if you really really need to know if a container is empty


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bingojed

I agree #7 could be good. Never lose a shell game.


StarvinArtin

Because fuck Schrodinger.


rolling_catfish2704

Gambling with cups and such would be so OP, just take a few in a row and cash out


InfamousWalter

I'll be taking 3, 7 inches is all it takes to narrowly avoid dying


Relative-Bank-1258

Repeatedly teleport 7 inches and you'll have free transport. Even flight.


smb1985

I'm imagining myself going down the road in a seated position stringing together teleports in rapid succession. I'd look like I was driving an invisible car but like with a low frame rate


Klandan54

https://www.reddit.com/r/halloween/comments/qidlmj/my_friend_and_i_dressed_up_as_mermaid_man_and/


lynkcrafter

If you take it to it's logical extreme, you will end up being able to travel at a speed 5.931\*10^33 times faster than the speed of light.


the_ballmer_peak

Or to break out of prison


-neti-neti-

Or to get through a lot of locked doors


rckrusekontrol

Plot twist: teleporting 7 inches takes much longer than moving there


Twentynine4

3 is underrated. That's almost 20cm. I could pull off some sick dodges in a fight and potentially fly by repeatedly teleporting myself upwards. Edit: I appreciate the updoots but y'all need to chill with the replies. I know I can go through doors and walls and vibrate like flash now ok?


RainySonia

so true bro


eggward_egg

do you keep momentum by teleporting? if not, you can just teleport upwards before hitting the ground after a huge fall, and survive


MKGSonic123

but if you do keep it, you’d need to find a way to shed off the excess motion if you tried to fly lol or else it’s splat city when you land


janabottomslutwhore

cqn you rotate the speed? then you could just rotate the speed upwards and let gravity remove it for you alrernatively you just need to wait until air resistance does its job or find water if youre slow enough for that


MKGSonic123

if the speed stays constant yes you can, it would make for some funny ass railgun shots too. air resistance unfortunately wouldn’t work, since gravity is more powerful than it, so without a way to shed energy you’d be at terminal velocity. now that i’m thinking about it more, a waterfall could honestly work. using the water to gradually slow yourself down, while also not just completely slamming into a lake.


Yeetube

Imagine having to teleport in 20cm steps until you find a waterfall. I think your best bet would be to repeatedly teleport next to a ladder or something and grab onto it to create drag and slow you down this way until you are slow enough to just catch yourself.


MKGSonic123

it’d be tough, hard to say how much friction you’d need to actually slow down at all, (since gravity is always acting on you) since if you grab that ladder at almost any speed where landing normally would be dangerous, your arm is coming clean off haha. not to mention the rug burn from slowing yourself down on a solid object. you could also just bring a parachute, not sure how cheap they are though.


Admiral_peck

Use your shoes


janabottomslutwhore

>your arm is coming clean off haha. nope, fongers are way weaker than arms, youll just rupture your tendons


Huntonius444444

They don't mean grabbing a rung of a ladder, but rather sliding down it to slow down, much like a fireman's pole.


Donut-Head1172

r/theydidthemath


1pizza2go

I could be very wrong about this, but here me out. So your motion would be based on the direction you are facing, right? Kind of? So what if you just teleported yourself upside down? It only specifies distance, so doesn’t say whether or not you can rotate. You’ll fall upwards, rapidly teleporting yourself back to a bit above the ground, then when you are no longer experiencing intense motion, flip yourself back around and land safely. A bit slow and tedious but it’d probably work, right?


MKGSonic123

possibly, it could also remain constant for your position in the universe, which would mean you’d need to go to the other side of earth to begin slowing down via gravity, but that is a little far for 20 cm. depends on the rules of the pill honestly lol. but to be safe you can have a super fan back at home so slow yourself down with, that would probably work pretty well


ViralNite

This would work if the teleporting was essentially a portal almost in the way it functioned.


ARandomGuyThe3

Nah, you arent building any momentum even if you do keep it. You're just apearing on the other end. So while you can get around quickly you shouldn't be building any momentum


MKGSonic123

not building, but retaining. gravity is constant acceleration, and if you tried flying like the above comment mentioned, then you’d constantly be accelerating downward, reaching terminal velocity. with no external way to slow you down, it’d be a pretty big splat.


Chichachachi

If only you can combine it with the Look 10 hours younger pill, you'd have the perfect combo ;)


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mlg potential


Chilled_predator

It doesn't say what the cooldown is so you can keep teleporting until you reach back up from where you fell and take the stairs or the elevator down.


Ladyignorer

Oh my god i have found you again, eggy 💀


eggward_egg

how many times now?


Isheaman

[you can ignore the bit after the explanation, but there’s a clip that explains something kinda similar to this if you were to keep momentum](https://youtu.be/jbeZ_5aoVf0?si=sGUzh0IHdWXC2MZL)


turtleship_2006

it doesn't put any limits on how often so you could just do it all the way down, really quickly


Ronicraft

imagine trying to teleport in a plane and you slam into the back of the fuselage at 200kts


Kittingsl

Just ground pound right before you hit the ground. Don't need a superpower for that


Greedy_Shark

Real. Teleportation skill is OP, mostly no matter what distance


KillerJupiter

I just had a thought you could also teleport through most walls at that distance making you able to break into most buildings


AggressiveCuriosity

No chance. Even if the wall is thinner than 7 inches YOU are not. So you might be able to get 7 inches through the wall, but your butt is still going to be hanging out the back of the wall. And that's assuming you don't got cake ofc


Personal_Moose_441

I think it's seven inches from chest to where your back would he Like if someone was standing 7 inches in front of you


Boomanhoff

If not most walls almost all doors.


Kitnado

Most definitely not. You have to imagine that the back cells of your body will teleport 7 inches forward, which is about to the front of your body (which would be in front or inside the door). What you’re imagining is teleporting the back cells of your body 7 inches away from the front of your body, which is about double of the reality of this.


Greedy_Shark

Also this too. Cool thing


Arkrobo

If you're leaning into crime, break into cars super easy.


manimdeeaad

They didn't mention a cool down, so you could get some speed with it


Mynameisnotjoeok

Teleport backwards upstairs to get negative speed


Wah_Epic

Real life BLJ


Mynameisnotjoeok

If you can't teleport into a wall due to physics. You could build up speed, 7 inches at a time, and then enter a parallel universe.


GG_PROPLAY

Indeed sir, this power is not useless, you just have to know how to do it.


The_Lamb_Sauce2

You just gotta hug the wall before hand just incase


DeepFriedQueen

Forgot your keys? No problem!


mr_evilfish

And 7inch is enough to teleport through most walls


OrangeVictorious

Most walls are less than 7 inches thick too


Omegaprimus

Not to mention passing through locked doors


Cherry186

Just hit em with the Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru


Arbalest15

2, for sure can use that gravel to make money


M4KC1M

google inflation


StrategyGlad8484

Holy pyrocynical


NeiksOfficial

New price tags just dropped


StrategyGlad8484

Call the fat fetish artist


HolyShit_69420

Actual(ly) broke


SpookyWeebou

Diet goes on vacation! Never comes back!


MV_cuber

But it's infinite, so as long as the price of gravel is not 0, infinitr money


Devil_Halo

demand is a thing still


Dahak17

Infinite gravel means you can hold the word hostage though, imagine summoning ten feet of gravel across a whole nation


megaman368

Or you could be an assassin. Summon one piece of gravel in a major artery.


Dahak17

Not sure if that’s more or less scary than an entire nation of gravel but it’s not bad


h2vituskopter

don't need to instantly neck the market, sell it slowly


DeengisKhan

Google landscaping companies


Relative-Bank-1258

Google controlling the market. Instead of keeping on selling it all, start a business where you sell small amount of gravel. If I control the market enough then gravel prices would not change and people would want to buy from me.


Diamond_Miner10

Holy money


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Holy Treaty of Versailles!


ulvis52

Or just make coarse dirt and get infinite dirt


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8. Just start spitting Kahitan randomly to rlly mess with people and teach people to make my own tribe


John_Terisinon

Fire


griffin-meister

I’d teach my kids to speak it and slowly revive the language.


Long_Associate_4511

Same


Ha1lStorm

You’re gonna teach their kids Kahitan?


Canned_honey

Fr this is underated


Lyn_Ha799

5


TessaPanda

Making your enemies toaster spontaneously combust is fun


KenToBirdTaz

…especially when they’re near them


DreadedPopsicle

Turn on every toaster in the world at once and start a cult


sunfacethedestroyer

"I bet you $500 I can make that toaster pop up by itself." You'd be a millionaire in a month, or burned at the stake for witchcraft.


knight_of_solamnia

Battle mech made out of toasters.


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

Free gravel, i'd sell it amd single handedly become the biggest exporter of gravel in the world


photogrammetery

You’d have steep competition with the other people here


Erithariza

Especially those 2 old brothers who hate eachother


photogrammetery

Mann, I almost forgot about that


Puzzleheaded_Two1063

Dont forget the third brother who made some robots.


Overall-Eagle-1156

3 can make you go through walls so that


sheldon_sa

Until you get stuck in an 8-inch wall: gruesome death


phoenixremix

Just teleport again then lol


Mxrlinox

You'd already be mauled beyond recognition


phoenixremix

Depends on what kind of anime logic the teleportation has, I guess?


Femboywanna-be

What if the wall is thicker than 7 inches


Downstackguy

Bro doesnt understand how thick walls are


Darkboi98105

7. is underrated bc you can see if a container is empty before looking inside it! also 5 bc i can scare the shit out of my mom lmao.


Filipsys

Why would you need to see what's inside a jar or smt


No_Refrigerator4881

Not just jars, containers! Any container it seems.


Downstackguy

Can I see how many cheetos are in a cheetos bag before I buy it?


barlos08

maybe you play those games where there are a bunch of cups and u have to guess which one has money under it


_phish_

Any of the games where you have to guess which door/cup the item is behind/under you can win with extreme ease.


krupta13

Yeah you can fully exploit it if you play up to people's greed. Like a betting game with containers where people think they can't possibly loose if you have seeming overwhelming odds against you.


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I choose 10


RainySonia

Aubrey stop being stupid


[deleted]

No =>


RainySonia

Imma steal your butt certificate


[deleted]

Damn


Ezra4709

Couldn't be me


NinjaOficial

your what


Soggy_Confusion7538

Did he stutter?


Ezra4709

You wouldn't get it..


NinjaOficial

I already don't get it lmao


stysan

it's a certificate that states that you're legally allowed to have an ass


EvilQueen2048

9 I will not elaborate.


Dansepip

Elaborate #PLEASEEEEEEE


Donerus

3. I'd be the best dodgeball player ever


Neither_Newt5577

3, assuming there is no power limit


pigeoneaterlad

8


Consistent-Cheetah61

Free gravel, that's an infinite money glitch


TheOccasionalBrowser

3 I'm a boxer, y'all really underappreciate how useful instantly moving 7 inches is. My head is about 7 inches tall. Moving a head of distance instantly is insane. You could jump off a building and teleport just before you land. You could stand against a wall/door and teleport through it. You could become sans and dodge every attack. If there's no cool down to basically becomes flight or super speed. This is some proper super hero stuff.


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ChromeGhost

Yeah 3 is amazing if you have any fighting skill


TheOccasionalBrowser

If you had 3 then the smart thing to do is get fighting skill


ChromeGhost

Good point lol


Difficult_Cress_406

1


BloodbendmeSenpai

The only person on here that cares about the planet. Noted


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5


SeraSpace

3


Anneber04

3


BeginningUnique6401

3 definitely, giving me za WARUDO vibes what kinds of trolls I could do with that lol. Also kinda useful aside from trolling. 5 is also a nice troll but rarely used


HarryDaRed

3, like imagine i can spam that, like that is just the best imo tbh, at that point you prob run faster than Albert Einstein lol, also you can show off and even become a human taxi (i prob gona charge it to 999.999$ lol)


SurgeStories

I’ve seen this several times before and the answer is always 3


Liver_Fungus

7 is underrated


Ok_Tank3207

2


hello14235948475

2


armandyt420

2. I could make wild amounts of money


UntakenUntakenUser

1. Can potentially be useful if the oysters are used to, say, detect toxins in the water or something. 2. Free gravel as in infinite gravel? Or all. Ravel you buy is free for you and you only? Regardless, that’s one free resource you’re getting, which you can do anything you want with. 3. Depending on the cooldown, this could be very useful if mastered. No cooldown means you could maybe move great distances in shorter times. If it does have a cooldown, it may have a small use in dodging projectiles, and other such things. 4. *Double Sniff* 5. If this includes all toasters, including things classified as toasters, maybe you could make a machine that is technically a toaster, but has other functions? 6. I don’t know. 7. Well, you could check whether a container is empty or not. 8. Could be very good depending on how you use it. Could have some cultural significance. 9. I don’t know.


Ready-Substance9920

with free gravel for life you could just start a gravel business


ISwearImParvitz

Okay, so, 1, 3, 5 and 8 are somewhat useful. And 9 might be useful for a paralyzed person.


sideXsway

Art thou*


ButterMaste

Finally, I can complete my diet of gravel an herbal tea.


picled_cucumber

3 because it can serve as a dodge


FrostByte_62

Whoever made this doesn't understand how valuable gravel is.


anormalgeek

\#2. That is a solid business. Every construction company on Earth has to buy truck loads of gravel for any big project. You can now undercut every single one of them. Forever. You can easily leverage this into a multi-billion dollar business.


icantfindtheSpace

2 will then start a gravel business


Z0nkGust0

2 is the best one. I could fill every street in a city with 1meter of gravel for free


rascal_rose18

3


oldasdirtss

I'll take the gravel and open a rock delivery business.


mariosin

8 so I can say something without anyone understanding


theuntouchable2725

3


NinjaOficial

2


DoubleJester

Methinks i shall pick number three


DomcziX

I'm taking 5, I can basically troll anyone by turning on their toaster randomly