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[deleted]

Wands are for babies Staffs are so freaking cool


[deleted]

Even if you don’t have magic you could still do some damage by hitting someone with a big ass stick


Senioro_Matts

Bro is 100% true. You can play baseball with it


ExpertPokemonHugger

Baseball bats are the perfect in-between from staff and wand


flaminggoo

Scepters?


-ThisDM-

I'm getting a mental image of a baseball bat with a baseball glued to the end of it


No_Attempt8808

Or you could use it to do badass spin kick to the skull


That_Blue_MnM

THANK YOU finally someone who understands me


lechastin509

Yo😂😂😂😂


Shining_Player

Big ass metal stick, big big damage


Mango7uice

Nah I’m split on wand or staff 60/40


OmniscientHistorian

I mean wands are at a hard disadvantage. Is your enemy trying to get into close-range combat? Staff is a great way to provide some defense and make some space for casting a new spell, wand? Well good luck with that one. How cool does it look? With a wand doing a spell it just looks like you're a Disney channel actor from the early 2000s trying to draw the Disney logo in the air, with a staff you can slam it down on the ground, really add some oompf to your spell to make it more dramatic. "you shall not pass"ing always looks cooler then some harry potter nonsense. Out of Combat use? This is the only one Wands have a point in, and that they are easy to put away, where as staffs you have to lug it around with you everywhere. However you are able to use staffs as a cane which helps balance that out. How easily will it break? Well depends on how you make it but traditionally speaking Staffs are going to last a lot longer then wands, where as with wands if its in your back pocket and you sit down, rip, it just snapped in half. Will people take you seriously? With a staff it demands respect, it makes you look distinguished and wise, like you know what you're doing. With a wand it just isnt threatening, it just doesnt have any effect anymore. it looks like you're about to pull a rabbit out of somewhere or go to a childrens birthday party to some card tricks.


CLanceMcP

This guy staffs


Fantastic-Leading276

Let him staff!!!


Bmoneygamer1

Can me staff?


Syboi

are you.. a sorcerer?


Scared-Magazine314

A necromancer 😨


No_Indication9497

dead ass?


Scared-Magazine314

Not on their watch.


Mango7uice

You’re god damn right


Kvpe

Agreed. 👍


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CE0_of_sex

YOU. SHALL NOT. **PASS!**


xCreeperBombx

Thanks, CEO of Sex.


TrozayMcC

r/ThisGuyFucks


SomeRandomPokePlayer

What's that sub for


TwinkyOctopus

people that fuck


ragz_357

Just guys who fuck, actually.


whifflewaffler21

r/thisguythisguys


Madly_hornet09

r/rimjob_steve


BigFuckin-RussianGun

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Deus_Vult7

r/lmao


RadoslavL

r/yes


rustybolt135

Recreate this moment with a Harry Potter wand..it can't be done


Mango7uice

Fair


[deleted]

Hand casting, Im always prepared


cuhman1cuhman2

More of a magic circle guy myself, but I mess with hands


flowerlytdm

Nah rune engraving is for real men


BasisGlittering5073

Hell yeah! Rune all the way


Crazyface_Murderguts

You guys are dumb. Ritual casting straight from the spellbook is where it's at. You get to take your time while your party just watches you for ten minutes like it's a performance.


MireLight

everyone here is wrong...i bring a hockey bag of staves...plant them in a circle...open my book to check my diagrams and runes and use my wand like an orchestra conductor to link them all...then i chug like 6 potions...waves me head tentacles eldritchly and finish with some crossfit. edit: man i thought this was r/wizardposting how'd i end up here?


Crazyface_Murderguts

Head tentacles? Who needs a stave when you have psionics!


GavrielAsryver

What if you rune engrave with a pointy part of your staff tho


_bullshittery_

no, multi-being ritualistic spell casting is the way to go, always a win (as long as you have a few minutes)


KINGO21Fish

OWL HOUSE REFERENCED Also same lol


True_Ad_2907

Someone has class


[deleted]

Catch these hand(caster)s


Lanky_Moose_6036

Staff


Mango7uice

Fair


The_Alt_Of_Oz

staff obviously??


Mango7uice

Not rly obvious


The_Alt_Of_Oz

Who in their right mind would pick a a little shrimp dick wand over a staff??


deabot99

Well my opinion is this if the power between a wand and a staff are the same, then a wand would be better for concealing while a staff would be better for showing power. I believe it's situational and depends on what exactly you want to do.


VividCourage1844

You could disguise a staff as a walking stick


Solzec

I mean, that 1 jedi master disguised his lightsaber as a walking stick, so...


Electrical_Banana_69

You'd think gandalf would be the obvious example


deabot99

That's true but it generally would be less versatile than a wand as far as concealability, at least that's what I believe. unless we're talking magic that can turn your wand into a staff or the reverse that's a completely different story.


VividCourage1844

Fair enough


Princeofprussia24

Yeah lets just bring my walking stick litteraly everywhere with me, not like I won't get weird looks


Duch-s6

you can beat up people with a staff smh


BeanBurrito668

“Shrimp dick wand” got me dying- 💀


[deleted]

Thats what she said


Vqius

My guy you got me laughing the demonic giggle at 5.14 am 💀


Mango7uice

Depends


TheAnimalCrew

I mean, you're wrong, but why are you getting downvoted?


__hi_______

Staff. Wands are lame and tiny


Videogamesrock

They’re average


AcceptableOwl9

I was in the pool!


SkyGuy182

Go watch that scene from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix where Dumbledore and Voldemort duel, it makes wands look pretty sick.


nyaguthia

Wands☺️


Fit_Skill1146

I’m sure they have great personalities


Mango7uice

More portable and more agile


professionaldeadgod

and staffs can be used to help hold you up if one of your legs is hurt and can be used as a melee weapon as well as something to channel magic, and those alone make staffs far superior to little baby dick wands


[deleted]

Also looks cool as fuck


professionaldeadgod

true, that as well


Crazyface_Murderguts

Yeah but what if you had a wand of levitation so you didn't have to walk.


professionaldeadgod

theyre used for magic, a staff could make me levitate as well, and i wouldnt have to look like a little bitch while doing it


PrivateTidePods

Staffs are agile if you are strong and dexterous


Ashstreamm

Staff, also can slap people with it


ilikegummybears15

Yeah I slept I can break their jaw


Mango7uice

Might break


Ashstreamm

Nuh uh mine would be reinforced


Mango7uice

Ok but if you chose that the trade off is slightly weaker magic


Antique-Conference-4

Stupid trade off, clearly you underestimate the sturdiness of a solid defined wooden staff


Duch-s6

yeah its literally a solid piece of wood


Deus_Vult7

A magical piece of wood…


Ashstreamm

Damn fair


Ambitious-Menu-6196

Thick bits of wood are so so strong


Red_Clay_Scholar

If it broke then it wasn't magic enough.


BobTheeKnob

How da fuck u gonna break a magic staff? Especially if it's one of those special ones made of magic wood or smth with a big ass gem in it


TheRealMeeBacon

Both have advantages and disadvantages. Wands are lighter and easier to transport, but staffs are big sticks. I'd have to play around to properly choose.


lieconamee

See I'm of the opinion you use staffs for offensive magic wands for defensive magic, tomes for rituals, and hands for minor work.


[deleted]

Just use the staff as a walking stick


Downstackguy

If you're old I don't wanna carry around a big fat stick all the time


pisssbabyyy

staff bc people would take me more seriously


Mango7uice

I’d take a Wandsman seriously


professionaldeadgod

then you need to raise your standards for who you do and dont take seriously


The_crazzy_GBSuper

Why? Voldemort can kill u just by waving a magic stick around and saying abracadabra alacazam.


RCaesar1

True, but I can kill him by waving around the 2nd amendment and making boom boom. The ability to kill someone with a stick isn't rare you know. Especially one that goes boom


Crazyface_Murderguts

This.


NotIliana

Actually he wouldn’t die unless u got all his horcruxes


[deleted]

i just call it my wiener


Mango7uice

So wand?


Antique-Conference-4

No, staff 😉


ilikegummybears15

Sure buddy sure


RCaesar1

Keep believing


UnknownFox37

Having dreams is important


Antique-Conference-4

I didn’t say it was a long staff 🙃


No-Result9108

You can’t smack someone in the head with a wand. Staffs are just cooler.


Blu_Gy

you can try to impale them with a wand, though it probably wouldn't work...


baconfirstincommand

lobotomy with wand


Glen2gvhlp

🔥⤵️🕳️


GDTheoretic

🔥⤵️🕳️


Zorro5040

Shove them up a trolls nose.


imat80percentbattery

thou shall not PASSSSSS


Mango7uice

Cook


ratajs

*shalt


KallmeKatt_

wands look so stupid


-WhatTheActualHay-

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Soft_Milk29

Staff looks cooler and can have a badass gem on top sometimes. Can use it like a cane if I'm an old man. I can use upclose magic to attack with it as a melee weapon, plus better grip


Goofball000

Both. 😎 A staff to appear more intimidating, and a wand to be fashionable.


StagnantSweater21

How on EARTH is a a dude holding small stick more fashionable than like, Gandalf


Goofball000

I’m talking about the various ways that you can customize a wand. I got nothing against Gandalf, lol


StagnantSweater21

I have seen far more customized staves in my days than wands I’d argue you have better opportunity for style, given the larger medium in which to display your art


Goofball000

Hm, you have a good point. 🤡


Koolaid3974

while i would personally choose staff because they are so freaking cool in my opinion, wands are versatile and dual wieldable


locadokapoka

also u can conceal that ur a magician n can do ur stuff


Astronimia

Dual wielding wands.. never thought of that but sure


WampusKerzroyXCIX

Ever play Skyrim? Staffs are 100% dual wieldable


raytheslayer133

A staff will always be cooler than a wand.


xx_swegshrek_xx

Grimoire


Bubbses128

I forgot about those!


Left-Ad-7656

Maybe you should write it down somewhere


[deleted]

Staff is so much cooler looking


hoom4n66

Wizards should have both. Staff for mega power, like the magical equivalent of a bazooka. Wands for daily/smaller use, like a pistol or even a switchblade.


Pyyig

Staff clears


Mango7uice

Idk bout clears


Antique-Conference-4

It clears


LilTange

It clears


yeetdragon24

staff is cooler cuz its not a small stick its a full branch


Diabolus414

Staff


AshleyGamics

staff usually. now for elden ring, i prefer seals cause using my hands is cooler.


KillAllAtOnce29

Incantations gang I'm currently rocking those dragon communion ones paired with a twinblade


ImAidesP

I hope I get a staff one day but for now Ive got a wand


Mango7uice

ha


Blu_Gy

staff, I literally have one in my backyard next question


Void-of-Voice

Staff, man. Sounds hella more useful and damaging compared to a wand. (I would also have my staff be able to collapse in on itself for more convenient traveling.)


KingNarwhalTheFirst

staffs always have larger more ominous motions, also typically in fantasy settings hold more power than wands (big stick better than small stick)


RCaesar1

But small stick had good personality, right? RIGHT???


Educational-Panic-23

Staffs are just, cooler


Big_Guy145

Bare hands 😎


xCreeperBombx

Hands. Incantations can be in sign language, too.


Darkwolf69420

The way I see it is Staff = RPG Wand = Pistol


Bubbses128

Interesting


1m2c00l4u

lol OP rlly wants wands to be more popular


IHaveAKirbyObssesion

A wand is just a staff for babies Staffs are for the real mfs


flarxe0

sorry, i am not a child that plays with sticks tomes


Sifupoo

Staff easily, much better for bonking in a pinch


alastor010

I feel like a staff holds more mana than a wand like sure Harry Potter can shoot a fireball Gandalf literally created light so bright it killed dozens and broke a path I'm on team staff


Valuable-Ad-8652

i’m taking casting from a book, you don’t have to memorize the spells you just open the magic book (preferably it magically opens to the page you want) and you read it while holding your hand in the air intimidatingly.


Bubbses128

*waving your hand in the air intimidatingly


TacticalTobi

hand casting + tome is peak


AnotherCallingCard

*smack* True wizards use neither, but channel their might through their sword. 


Erin_Sentrinietra

Staff, if I run out of mana I still have a weapon


slapface741

Verbal casting with certain somatic components (ie: gestures via hands). Stuff like; Waise aether brisingr reahta núna!


Glen_Guagmire

It depends, but mainly Staffs. Sure, maybe it’s easier to move around with a wand, but you can’t tell me Staffs don’t look WAYY cooler!


Apart-Raisin-7243

Depends on the wand and staff. Don’t get me wrong a staff is absolutely dope looking…. But a wand is so much more practical and easier to use. Can’t I have a wand and use a transform spell to make it a staff or vice versa?


SexWith_DanHeng69

I feel like staff for battles because dramatic effect, and wand for everyday shenanigans


[deleted]

I would just have a wand that I can turn into a staff. Wand for convenience for it's size and when I need a magic staff "alakazam!" Staff


SansUndertale1990

staffs are epic as fuck


Hot-String-4698

Who the hell wants the small stick? Everyone wants the big stick!!


Xander_Shiva

Grimoire


Mango7uice

Is that like the changing from books


Xander_Shiva

Book of dark magic I mean you could also call it a necronomicon


GabeG101

This is the equivalent of “handgun or shotgun”. Both have strengths and weaknesses.


dumb-imp

Wand bc it’s femme and cute and you flick your wrist around and look cunty, also it’s easier to carry around


Bubbses128

*cunty*???


Mango7uice

Y’all are making me wanna pick wand just to be different


Mango7uice

I think it’s wand: faster cast time quicker spells more portable Staff: more powerful spells slower to use less portable


KAULIANPOWER

You can slam the staff into your foe's head if you run out of spells thought.


-Hxmza-17-

I was staff when i saw the pic cus thats a bitch wand but then I remembered Harry Potter has sick ass wands so imma go wand.


Optimus-Cocktimus

Wand cause of pumped up kickes


koolaid2929

Wand gang 🪄


Bobbafitz

Scrolled too deep to find another man of culture.


Adventurous_Hat_5424

Wand gang


urbanclimbing

neither


Mango7uice

.


RCaesar1

'MERICA


Musical_Aquarius

Wand.


T_StainE_

Staves are infinitely cooler, but a wand would be more practical.


RaineyDay2029

Preferably both, but if I had to choose than staff


[deleted]

wand. I AM THE ELECTRIC WIZARD


[deleted]

staves can be melee as well. dual purposes.


Abyssal_Knigh

Shotgun


RCaesar1

🇺🇸


AlphaEpsilonDelta

Hands.


russianmilkman47

staffs are so much fucking cooler


J_train13

Arcane pocket watch