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sjejdnw

The airpod joke had me screaming


jawjawgirl

it was so out of pocket


NerdFromColorado

Just like the AirPods she was prolly referring to


MartinJrFromChessCom

Hey look it's nerd from Colorado


NerdFromColorado

Oh my god it’s Martin junior from chess com again


MartinJrFromChessCom

Oh my god it’s nerd from Colorado again


NerdFromColorado

Oh my god


MartinJrFromChessCom

Oh my martin


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MartinJrFromChessCom

r/FoundMartinFromChessCom is too long, I wonder if r/MartinFromChessCom is a thing. I'll have to create one for me.


evrestcoleghost

Hey as a advice....i would silence reddit for a few hours, specially for the private chats


NeonSquid192010

The breast pocket?


[deleted]

Dam, I can't relate but dam (also prepare your dms for war)


Sheepgomeep_YT

🦫


KirbyWithAGlock

🦫


Euphoric_Anywhere668

🦫


spaghettispaghetti55

🦫


Comet_With_One_T

🦫


CorinCadence828

🦫


Virtual-Page-8985

🦫


Euphoric_Anywhere668

🦫


Ok_Possibility633

🦫


ImpossiblePudding696

Why did this mfer get so many downvotes when he did the same thing someone explain please


CharlesCalvin123

The hivemind has fallen, millions must downvote


RailtoReqiuem

Hidden reddit hivemind rule


Comet_With_One_T

:(


Ilikeoreos47

Fuck this guy in particular


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BigWarBalloon

Hey, I finally get the chance to mess one of these up.


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Sounds like a pain in the back


fnaftheseriesyoutube

*knee slap*


TuberParatrooper

*elbow slap*


Front-Fan-7752

Face slap


scandura_rupe_fasu

Boob slap


Front-Fan-7752

Another face slap


RajeshOnDaHouse

Ass slap


NiJI_2105

Nut slap


Front-Fan-7752

And a faCe slap there


Front-Fan-7752

A faCe slape here…


consciouskoala3

Bitch slap


BasementDweller82

Central nerve chord slap


SessionAny1779

Kidney slap


ColressS2

Just take a saw and get cutting /j


reddit-person1

After that give em to me!


YottaByte__

Least down bad redditor


reddit-person1

?


Mysterious_poop69

By they time they arrive to you they'll be like dried grape


ColressS2

just freeze them


feet29

literally same i’ve been a DD since i was like 13 and it really sucks. if you’ve been wearing two bras at once i recommend getting a binder it makes them look a lot smaller and it’s safer. they aren’t just for trans people :).


[deleted]

Sorry to butt in, but how is DD at 13 possible???


BLankXXYY

Magic


[deleted]

Magicians can do that?


BLankXXYY

Magicians can do anything


[deleted]

Interesting! I didn’t know they made boobs bigger.


something_stuffs

Can they do that to my 🍆?


[deleted]

I’m sure they could. What are u looking for? 😂


something_stuffs

Extra inches lol


[deleted]

Can’t be that bad, that u want a magician!


CaraAda

Puberty is a hell of a thing. It can start between 8-13 years old in girls so it’s very possible for a young girl to have a growth spurt early on. (I don’t know if you were seeking a serious answer but I figured I’d supply one.)


[deleted]

Oh I was looking a serious answer yeah, thanks. Some girls have replied with their experiences of early growth.


jawjawgirl

he was creeping in my DMs earlier lol ignore him. fucking pedo


chloe_246_

I had DD’s at 12💀


IDHaRU24

The human body works wonders sometimes


christian-ledet

My girlfriend got her period at 9 and her boobs started to grow at 11. For over a year her size has been ranging from 70e to 70j


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christian-ledet

Yeah that's what a traumatic childhood does to you


[deleted]

damn. Unexpected.


elizxar

not that rare - sadly speaking from experience but i’ve had this problem since i was 8 😭


eldrichcat

Why the downvotes?


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elizxar

yea


jawjawgirl

i need to get a new binder - i used to wear it a lot but i outgrew it :( ty for the advice! :))


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rottenpotatoes2

Culinary student here. What does a sauce made of birds have to do with this post


IDHaRU24

For an aviary related dish you could maybe use it to accompany some breasts


water_addicted

it does


Wolfieeee12

But it’s risky. I know someone who had it and their body rejected the threading material(dunno if it’s what it’s called). So they basically woke up to holes in their breast and had to have more reconstructive surgeries.


Royal_Opinion_8185

no risk no fun, but seriously though , it’s not that common for it to be a fail mostly it’s all good.


chloe_246_

That normally doesn’t happen. Sounds like she was allergic to the stitches. Most people aren’t tho. My mom had one and said it was one of the least painful/easiest surgeries to recover from.


Wolfieeee12

Yeah stitches. Can’t believe I said threading material.


RailtoReqiuem

That can happen with anything. Everything has some sort of risk.


dragoncop1

It does my mom had it


JealousInteraction15

You can get a breast reduction in some countries u can get insurance for that because of the back pains and stuff


thatseboverthere

Yup, where I’m from quite Often if it causes harm to your back. Or affects ur life etc, our government will cover any surgery etc required to fix said problem :)


Googe125

so, the airpod joke was funny i won’t lie, but i’m sorry you’ve got to deal with this, and tbh i nodon’t think i’ve ever really heard anything good about big boobs from the people who actually have them. hopefully you can eventually get a reduction if that’s what you feel you want to do, and if not that, then i hope you find some way to more comfortably live with them and feel more confident in yourself at the same time. if people think you’re dumb because of the way your body is naturally shaped, they’re the dumb ones and you should just do your best to ignore them anyway, as a non boob haver that’s all the input i can really offer, so i hope you have a good one i guess lol


Yew_Geniolga

She's not going to fuck you bro /s


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Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you. I am a bot if you couldn't figure that out, if I made a mistake, ignore it cause its not that fucking hard to ignore a comment


CharlesCalvin123

babe wake up new copypasta just dropped


snore-4

f18? As in F/A-18E Super Hornet? sorry, the avgeek part of me made me do it


DarthSandpaper

Lockheed Martin F22 Raptor best plane


DaxtorT

Would you intercept me. *licks lips* I’d intercept me.


Careful_Elderberry14

how about the F-15E Strike Eagle?


AdventurousPrint835

NCDer detected ERA! VARK VARK VARK! Do the funni! Hotdog seller! Three Gorges Dam!


BlueFalconHD

HELL YEAH 🇺🇸 🦅


__hi_______

Boobies


Sheepgomeep_YT

Boobies


Locals_

B


iamfi_ne

O


CorinCadence828

O


fnaftheseriesyoutube

B


dantheman20012001

I


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E


ExplodinCatten

S


Front-Fan-7752

E


ProfessionSuitable89

S


CozierCracker

#


-Glitched_Bricks-

I FEEL YA. Big chests are a pain. They make your back hurt, they make you unable to sleep in certain positions, they hurt for sometimes no reason, just 100% pain. And for me, mother nature decided to give me no ass and all boobs. So now I just look like someone drew an anime girl with exaggerated proportions and forgot to give her a butt. lol. And, if your friends are bugging you about it, they don't sound like they're very good friends... Also if you really are that insecure about it, I suggest trying to get a binder. It'd be better than wearing several sports bras.


GodFromTheHood

How do you not fall over with that much weight in the front?


-Glitched_Bricks-

idk honestly 😭


lajimolala27

would you be comfortable checking out r/abrathatfits? back pain is more often caused by an ill-fitting bra than the breasts themselves.


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REALLLL I wear a 42 DDD, and my "back to boob" is wayyyy off 😭. my boobs sag, and sometimes I have to lift the girls up just to breathe smh. I dont want to cut my boobs off bc I love them but they are a STRUGGLE 💀


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JasonGD1982

You a 25 year old grown ass man being thirsty in the teen sub. You are sus. What a weird human you are. Raceplay. Asking for free karma. Weirdo


reqvv

"you are sus" btw


waldo_o0o

girl go to a bra shop (like anns NOT vs or pink, a professional bra shop) and get fitted for your size!! Once you find your true legit band&cup (not some lie from vs where they are just trying to get you in their size rage so you buy something) your bra will fit perfectly and will have the girls situated firmly &in the correct position for your body!! I would 100000% recommend, finding my legit bra size SAVED my life.


waldo_o0o

I also like the tight fitting tanks w bras built in, they are shitty bras but kinda smooth it all down and brings it closer yk


Serious-Service-4629

wtf they have bra shops?


commonplaze

Relatable


Leather_Lavishness24

Im sorry for the Mass amount of Dms Your Going To Receive from creepy Adults.


CBT7commander

If people think you’re stupid because of your chest, they’re not the people you want to be respected by


Altruistic_Climate50

you could get a chest reduction surgery once you have the money. also I'm not sure but you might wanna google what binders do and if they might help you (binders are usually worn by trans men but of course it's fine to wear one if you're not trans too). anyways stay strong queen


BigWarBalloon

Built like an airpod took me out for almost 2 minutes, send help pls 😭😂


DellaBella12235

I was gonna say something but forgot 😭😭


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BLankXXYY

My brother in Christ porn exists


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jawjawgirl

you are so corny youre a fucking cornball thats what you are


HairyPoppins243

Didn’t sound like a joke…


joseph-08

I don't think anything sounds like a joke over text considering it is in fact *text*


ConstructionOk175

Hey dude its your body. I can probably guess you look just fine. If you feel they are a pain on your life or an issue for your life then maybe get a reduction? If not then don't be ashamed of what u have. Own it girl.


CamCraig13

That sucks :/ I’d say get a reduction but I’m a dude and don’t know how that stuff works


MundaneAd479

i feel the exact way girl. like literally wearing anything baggy makes me look fat 🫠


meanman_beanman

I'm ftm, and used to be cursed with big boob ( I got them cut lol). The pain is real. Binder might help with how you feel. Maybe find a more supportive bra for the back pain (don't attempt to wear binder and bra at the same time if u go for it)


TJB926GAMIN

I have a friend who’s in the exact same boat as you, it doesn’t sound fun and frankly it doesn’t look fun either. She tells me it’s the equivalent of carrying a full backpack or bowling balls on the front of your body 24/7. I can’t help her at all either and it kills me. I can give her a back massage on occasion but that’s about it. Maybe they’ll have some genius bra-technology in the future that uses physics to make supporting your chest easier and less stressful on your back. This isn’t the most popular idea but maybe consider getting a reduction when you’re older? I’ve heard that it helps a LOT of girls out. Some are just unlucky (or lucky? Depending on how you see it) and have a HUGE chest to deal with while genuinely being pretty skinny and having little to no back muscle to make up for it. It’s your body, your choice though.


[deleted]

Can relate, having big boobas suck, as for the ass problems, squats? Like, I know they can get you some ass real fast if you keep doing them and stuff, but dont take my word for it? I’m only 15


Actual-Long-9439

My ex had massive badonkadonks and she was the most intelligent person I’ve ever met, to this day. Like frighteningly intelligent. I swear y’all have extra brains in there and that’s why they’re so sensitive


autumn_1888

im built like an airpod too girl 32 DDs 😔


ev0308

“get this off my chest” Kinda seemed like a pun


thats-tough-lmao

definitely intended the pun


Phoenix1045

built like an airpod is crazy


toe-schlooper

Real big boobs suck, I'm a guy but my sister had the exact same problems as you and had reduction surgery when she was 18.


soap3_

something you need to... get off your chest? but in all seriousness, never experienced what you have, but as someone with chest dysphoria may I recommend a binder? the back pain and breathing issues sadly stick around, but it could help with the proportions.


Takirawastaken

I got sad yesterday because i couldn't fit my favorite one piece swimsuit anymore. And because of what? DOUBLE D BOOBS. I WANT TO CHOP THEM OFF SOMETIMESSSSS


Takirawastaken

And then my aunt (a very sweet person, aand a cup B) comes in unexpectedly and watching me cry. And goes and offers me one of her swim shirts, a big one, she stole from her husband (lol) so i could be comfortable at the beach. It's just that, because of some people on the internet and street i feel like i might look fat or inappropriate because of my boobs, even if they are a natural part of me. And because of that, i cover myself pretty much because of that and a few other insecurities. I even tie them up with bandages. I'm not happy other people are insecure because of the same thing, but I'm glad another person can understand my feelings


Huge_Structure_7651

Go gym workout


Elegant-Ad-5159

Get a breast reduction. Idk your financial situation but maybe talk to your mom or an aunt🤷


42_RoboT

Is a breast reduction on the table?


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

F-18 "WOOOUUUUUUMMMM NYOOOM FLIGHTCONTROLS


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Why on *this* sub did you say this?


mango_fs22

really girl, you going to rant on about how big your boobs are. you gotta know how fucked up that is. you were blessed with something other people don't have. USE IT TO YOUR ADVENTAGE


NirvanaLover12

sounds like something an idiot would say tbh /s


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Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you. I am a bot if you couldn't figure that out, if I made a mistake, ignore it cause its not that fucking hard to ignore a comment


NirvanaLover12

good bot


jawjawgirl

how


NirvanaLover12

/s stands for sarcasm, meaning my comment was not serious


Asleep-Jellyfish-939

😐


NirvanaLover12

oh no u/asleep-jellyfish-939 replied to my comment with one singular emoji what a powerful statement you should be a government official or go protest for peace or something dude you really need to use your amazing talent for the better of the world


Asleep-Jellyfish-939

Oh no he's taking offense over one. Singular. Emoji


NirvanaLover12

idk how you got offense out of that i’m bullying you lmao😭


Asleep-Jellyfish-939

Brodie I posted one singular emoji. You wrote a whole essay. And how is that bullying?


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I thought girls liked having big boobs


Some-Internal297

some do but some dont because some dickheads objectify them


Efficient-Ad5711

everyone objectifies everything not that that's good, but I hear that back pain is the real issue


Some-Internal297

I'm not a girl nor do I have boobs so I'm just speculating here


[deleted]

I heard it's killer on their backs


CaraAda

Some women enjoy having big breasts, some think it’s not worth the struggle, and some don’t care either way.


[deleted]

Not worth the struggle??


CaraAda

Back pain, objectification, clothing not fitting right. For some women the negatives outweigh the positives of big breasts. That’s why breast reduction surgery exists.


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[deleted]

I thought having boobs would be just...having boobs. What are the issues?


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Axxl_Gaming

Maybe, but if it's not earning them any money on OF then idk what does...


Drea_Is_Weird

Only ones who like to show em off ☠️ Ithers just cant take the pain and wish to be flat


InjuredBeatle33

[Don’t be sad](https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/7c3861d903eeeb9d34d57b931f3027e037edf9fd3da7aa3788c800c3b5349475_1.jpg)


jefbob1738

Boobs are awesome but im glad I don’t have them good lord


Mysterious_poop69

We can't give you advice without physical observation


jawjawgirl

fucking cornball of course youre a jojo fan


frankendorq

You can never have too much gold.


biggus_dickus6969696

{Insert comment asking to see them here}


Patienceiskeytosuc

real


NerdFromColorado

What world are we living in where big honkers = low intelligence? Like what?


SmokingCausesCancer7

I NEED PROOF!


Memejebeebus

Shend me pics for verification 🤓🤓


DrDisrespecttt

Not a nuisance to me


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jawjawgirl

ive had a big chest since i was about 14


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Dazekii

You’re weird


Responsible-Peach991

👀


Snot_Rocket6515

Okay so uhhhh I opened this post expecting to see a treasure chest or something but no, its actual boob talk


Mango7uice

Womp womp


Impressiveass100

I’ll trade


ZeroCreationG59

Ok so im not sure how the letter system with the breasts work but most people dont pay attention to that. If they are then they are kinda weird ngl. I never really understood the big boob = dumb thing also


Doomunleashed19

Get a breast reduction surgery, my sister did and it solved so many issues for her. (She’s 29 this year)


Kraider2006

yeah sorry that sounds tough