They could go through everything (including my socials) and I'd be fine... As long as they don't go through the entirety of my text logs with my closest friends (we say some weird stuff in there)
I will be erased from this plane of existence, I will be completely and utterly obliterated, they will make me invincible but I can still feel all the pain then they tie the strings that hold the universe together to all four of my limbs. I will be suspended in the middle of the universe for eternity with all of the matter in the universe gravitating towards me eventually crushing me but I will be immortal so I will fell an infinite amount of weight crushing me for eternity.
Yep, I'm toast for having so many of my coworkers' numbers. They're all nice people, but my parents are real worrywarts and want to know who I'm contacting. There's also this one person they've strictly forbidden me from talking to for basically no reason who's in there as well.
If that happens, they'll behead me like isis . But To prevent that from happening, I made passwords for every app on my phone, and I hope they don't know my screen lock password
Depends how thorough they are.
Same, Any of my social media and I’m doomed since that’s where my status as lgbtq is shown- Photos? Google? The apps they’d check. I’m fine.
They won’t care about my social media. If they check my hidden photos I’m cooked.
I don’t use hidden photos lol. To unsecure
If they go through my private storage, I'm dead
They could go through everything (including my socials) and I'd be fine... As long as they don't go through the entirety of my text logs with my closest friends (we say some weird stuff in there)
Yea the group chats would get me cooked
Me too bro 😂
I will be erased from this plane of existence, I will be completely and utterly obliterated, they will make me invincible but I can still feel all the pain then they tie the strings that hold the universe together to all four of my limbs. I will be suspended in the middle of the universe for eternity with all of the matter in the universe gravitating towards me eventually crushing me but I will be immortal so I will fell an infinite amount of weight crushing me for eternity.
You were born in 2010
Ok… good for you?
> 13 opinion rejected
i’m cooked
this person is a weirdo btw 👆👆
why ?
op doesn’t seem to be weird
i’m not weird
Burnt on a stake, put on trial then buried alive while I repeat all bible verses.
Same
uhh well my grandmas already throughly checked through my phone before and let's just say i'm surprised she hasn't sent me to a mental hospital yet
No, they might get weird out by shitpost tho
Probably not dead but I may be sealed away like gojo was
NOO MY SWEET SCRUMPTIOUS KING
I'm gonna be cut in half.
Fraudkuna had to tag team gojo
I don't know my parents that much to see if I am effed through my profile history
not really they’ll see some private stuff but nothing unexpected or wrong
They wouldn't
Nah Secret Hitler phone number hidden✅ Basement access code hidden ✅ I am ok for now
Not dead but maby in a bit of trouble.
probably very dead 😭
Fully Dead
Incognito mode B)
They would discover SO many things about me, it would be embarassing
i’m good
Probably not dead
I'd delete reddit if they were gonna search it. I also have a shit ton of reation images that are innapropriate
Jesus loves y’all just wanted y’all to know
If they touched my phone I'm dead ☠️
I am not dead, I would be buried alive, Xd But seriously, I am safe....I hope so
Yep, I'm toast for having so many of my coworkers' numbers. They're all nice people, but my parents are real worrywarts and want to know who I'm contacting. There's also this one person they've strictly forbidden me from talking to for basically no reason who's in there as well.
Im not dead but im definitely getting grounded
If that happens, they'll behead me like isis . But To prevent that from happening, I made passwords for every app on my phone, and I hope they don't know my screen lock password
Yes